What are some funny sentences that describe being single?

Recommend 84 funny sentences that describe yourself humorously as single.

1. Don't call yourself single dog. That dog died at your age.

2. Dogs have been gone for a long time since they lived to your age. You should be a single turtle.

3. The name of the single boy is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

Some people say that they have been single for two years. I said it was no big deal. I have been single since I was born.

5, single for a long time, the dog sees the feeling of being low, not to mention screwing the bottle cap, the fire hydrant can be unscrewed.

6. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly made a boyfriend.

7. In retrospect, time has changed a lot, but it can't change the fact that you are single dog.

8, Valentine's Day confession, people do not listen. April fool's day confession, people don't believe it. Qingming confession, people should not.

9. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to another person.

10. Why is everyone celebrating Valentine's Day and my family celebrating Labor Day?

1 1. Don't ask me why I am single. It's against heaven that we immortals fall in love with mortals.

12, Tanabata is here. Of course, you will be cuckolded at most.

13, I'm not single dog, I'm just a lone wolf in the wind.

14, I've been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I found the sow very nice recently.

15, long-distance love, what is long-distance love? Long-distance love with the object, so far I don't know where ta is.

Behind everyone, there is at least one heartbreaking secret.

17, teach you the most effective way to get rid of single dog and be my wife.

18, don't ask me for emotional advice. I'm single dog, and I only suggest breaking up.

19, broke up with her today. I'm happy to be single.

Ever since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

2 1, wish someone to accompany you from one place to another, if not, then you are single dog Bai.

22, you become single dog, I expensive for single dog, don't ours, dogs also have varieties.

23. I can't get rid of the bills, and I can't get rid of poverty. It seems that I can only take a shower and sleep now.

24. The whole world is filled with the sour taste of love, and only I am smelling of single dog.

25. Eating, walking, sleeping and watching movies alone are not lonely. It is lonely to secretly love someone.

26. You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

Please don't call me single dog. My code name is "lone wolf".

28. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.

29. Yesterday someone asked me if I was alone on Tanabata? Nonsense is not a person. Is it a dog? It's true to think about it now.

30, bachelor is a realm, no one can live up to today!

3 1, single dog also has dignity and faces life with a smile. After all, there is a Singles Day waiting for me next year.

32. On Tanabata, we should do something nice, and break up a piece of paper with chocolate in the supermarket.

33. Actually, being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that there is no one you like.

34. I have been blessed by God since I was born. I advised God to get wet with rain and dew, but God wouldn't listen. Let me be single, let me be single.

35, single all the year round, it is necessary to reflect on whether the requirements for gender are too strict.

36. Tanabata suggests not drying gifts, but drying boyfriends or girlfriends, maybe with the same model, maybe with explosions and excitement!

37. Ugly people can't wait to find someone. Handsome people still stick to their principles and stay single.

38. It's not that easy to show love. single dog has the temper of Ta.

39. The whole world smells of love, and I am the only one who smells of single dog.

40. No matter what I do, she is the most tearful position in your heart.

4 1. Stop calling yourself single dog. At your age, the dog is old and dead.

42. In such a cold day, single dog may be full of ice and ice.

43. No gifts for the holidays today, only girlfriends!

44. Don't let single dog go out in winter. If you fall, it will turn into ice and ice!

45. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day!

46. If you don't want to make a single dog to show your love to others on Valentine's Day, you should take the initiative to tell Lao Zi.

47. It's good to talk about being single, but you will still be silent when you see a couple.

48, don't say you have loneliness and alcohol, in fact, you are single dog.

49. We agreed to be single dog together, but you secretly teased the cat.

50. The ship of friendship capsized and the ship of love sank. Only single dog's boat can stand.

5 1, finally ended the single life for half a year, and now the second half of the year begins.

52. If you like someone, you will try to pay attention to him. Even just looking at him will be happy and satisfied. Judging from his appearance, it seems to be integrated into his life.

53. Don't always belong to single dog and single dog. You should be a single turtle by age, a single pig by size, and a single idiot by IQ.

54. Others want to have a romantic date together on Valentine's Day, but I want to visit your ancestors together when I am in Tomb-Sweeping Day.

55. Stop calling yourself single dog. Dogs are dead at your age.

56. Some people say that single dog was victimized by the second half-price advertisement. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

57. Protect single dog. Without love, there is no harm.

58. After military training, you are not single dog, but an excellent military dog.

59. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

60. Tanabata is here. It's time to go back to heaven and talk to Yue Lao.

6 1, I want to give a bad review to the mother of the future object. The delivery is too slow, and no one has received it yet.

62. I dare not expect you to remember me. I just hope you can remember me.

63. I want to go to the movies with my date on Tanabata. Do you have any good dating recommendations?

64. The kind of girl who thinks at first sight that, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are generally single dog.

65. Nowadays, high-value people are single, such as me.

66. The sentence http://Www. 1juzI.coM/ Xiuen's love has changed from batch to batch, and only I am single.

67. It's good to be single, not jealous, not crying, not caring, not afraid of leaving, not afraid of losing, not afraid of being cheated and betrayed, not afraid of sentimentality.

68. Loneliness, not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

69.why are you single? Because you are not only ugly, but also think others are ugly.

70. When I was a child, I was called a turtle grandson by my grandmother and a rabbit by Ma Ma. When I grew up, I was called single dog by others. On the animal history of a person's life.

7 1. Don't yell at single dog and single dog all day. It's ugly. Call me lone wolf.

72. After falling in love with you, I changed from carefree single dog to carefree single dog.

73. Because Cowherd and Weaver Girl have been living in a state of separation, Cowherd and his cow are in love, so they can't get through Tanabata. Please tell each other!

74. Being single dog's younger brother is not easy. When necessary, you should be a brother, a guest boyfriend and, of course, a grandson at most.

I am no longer single dog this summer. Please call me hot dog.

76. Chinese Valentine's Day, I can count on fingers. If nothing happens, it has nothing to do with me.

77. Singles Day business: shopping 10 yuan, couples wear 20 yuan, friends show their love for 25 yuan, and small businesses don't bargain.

78. Those who have the ability not to find are called single aristocrats, and those like you are called single dog.

79. As single dog, only static electricity hits me in winter.

80, double 1 1, I freely admit that I am single dog.

8 1, the moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, but the person in front of me is actually single dog.

82, a little fairy in MengMeng, single to be teased, like to take away.

83. It is very hot, isn't it? It will be cold on Qixi Day.

84. I'll bet 50 bottles of Wangzai on Tanabata without paying the bill.