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"I came earlier than him, why did he look for it first? Pay attention to the emergency iron regulations and the four major mines.

Author \ Yuan Qi. com

The use of emergency resources has become a hot topic in the medical field. Kuomintang legislators were injured by the door clamp and sent to National Taiwan University Hospital for emergency treatment. Politicians poured into the emergency room to visit, and even stopped to take pictures in the critical area, which triggered a painful criticism from the trade union of NTU hospital enterprises, and many medical staff were unfair. Emergency medical treatment saves patients between life and death. Many doctors bluntly say that saving people is a doctor's bounden duty. If you encounter privilege, minor illness or drunkenness, you will often roll your eyes and be quite helpless.

The following is a list of patients who attract the attention of emergency doctors. Please remember to avoid accidental contact with mines in emergency.

Emergency rule: "hang up" takes precedence over "register"

The emergency iron includes:

■ "Registration" may not be available at first, but it will be given priority when "hanging up" is about to happen. ■ The emergency department provides emergency medical care, and it is impossible to "see" other departments. ■ Please "confess" and don't lie to the emergency doctor to avoid delaying treatment.

"I came earlier than him. Why did he read it first? In the emergency room, it is often heard that patients loudly question the doctor, "You should see it first when you arrive first". Gao Weifeng, a professor in emergency department of Taipei Medical College, said that it is the most common dispute that mild patients complain about long waiting time, but there is no such thing as first come first, and the order of seeing a doctor is based on "classification of injuries".

Gao Weifeng said that the "damage inspection classification" is divided into 1 to 5 grades, and 1 and 2 grades are acute and severe, which must be dealt with immediately. Grade 3 is obvious pain, such as abdominal pain and shortness of breath. Generally placed in mild areas, but must be treated within half an hour.

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If you have a slight illness, you should wait for an emergency.

As for grades 4 and 5, the symptoms are relatively mild. Usually diarrhea, sore throat and foot pain are the most common patients. You can go to the clinic at ordinary times, but if you insist on going to the emergency department, you should be mentally prepared and wait at least 1 hour.

However, some patients with mild illness are puzzled and think that they should register first. Why didn't practical nurse call him? Those who arrive later than him can see a doctor first, which causes dissatisfaction. Some people became angry and cursed him in the emergency room.

There are also many patients who want to see a doctor "by the way", and some mild patients regard the emergency room as a health clinic and a medical beauty clinic. Fu Zhiyuan, an attending surgeon in the trauma emergency department of Chang Gung Memorial Hospital in Linkou, said that a patient was hung up in the emergency department and complained that he hit his head three days ago and had a serious concussion. He asked for a computerized tomography scan and a full health examination, which is too exaggerated.

Fu Zhiyuan said that if it is really a serious concussion, how can it be delayed for a few days? It is clear to do high-level imaging examination to find the reason. After refusing, the patient made a scene in the emergency room, thinking that the doctor ignored human life and had no medical ethics.

It is impossible to do medical beauty in the emergency department for minor facial injuries.

There are also patients with minor facial injuries. As soon as I arrived at the clinic, I went to an emergency specialist for plastic surgery, but the emergency doctor was only responsible for stopping bleeding, treating wounds and avoiding infection. How do they help medical beauty?

An emergency doctor revealed that he had met a young man who was bleeding because of pox in the outpatient department. He complained that he was worried about excessive blood loss and hung up the emergency department. In fact, this symptom only needs to be rubbed and treated, and it takes less than 5 minutes before and after. I can't figure out why medical insurance resources are wasted.

The condition of the emergency department changes rapidly, and if the doctor is not fully informed of his physical condition, it will often bring trouble to the doctor. The emergency doctor spread two big lies about emergency, namely "I didn't drink" and "I'm not pregnant".

Fu Zhiyuan often meets patients who crash because of drunk driving. Doctors ask whether to drink alcohol to judge the state of consciousness, but patients may be worried about accident identification or insurance claims, and often deny it for a while.

It is also common to deny pregnancy. Fu Zhiyuan once treated a female patient in the emergency department, saying that she had a stomachache and needed an X-ray. However, at the initial examination, she thought it was a gynecological problem. When she asked if it was possible to get pregnant, she repeatedly denied it, which only increased the trouble of medical staff.

Drunk roads become regular customers, and emergency doctors have big heads.

In addition, considering that it is difficult to talk about it, "domestic violence" usually does not directly tell medical staff. When a female patient arrived at the hospital, she had obvious trauma to her head, face and limbs. Therefore, she should report domestic violence, so she had to report it to 1 13, but refused to directly say the reason, saying only that she had hit it herself.

Drunkenness is a frequent visitor in emergency department, and it is also the most headache case for emergency doctors. Almost all of them were familiar faces and were taken to the emergency department by ambulance. After treatment, they regained consciousness. Usually they have no money to pay medical bills, so the hospital has to admit that it is unlucky, but in a few days, they were sent to the emergency department.

The emergency department is busy enough, and people are still cheating.

In recent years, many emergency doctors have encountered swindlers, and the plot is similar. A middle-aged man went to the emergency department for help, saying that his child needed medical treatment for intussusception. Because I lost my medical insurance card, I am a low-income household and have no money. He cried as he talked, which made people feel pity.

Lu Lihua, director of the emergency department of Children's General Hospital, said that the man took the referral form to the emergency department and told the doctor about the child's condition, abdominal pain, vomiting and strawberry jam-like stool. The clinic doctor diagnosed intussusception with shock symptoms and had to be transferred to a large hospital for emergency treatment.

That man is a first-class actor, crying while talking. In addition, the English description of professional medicine was clearly written on the referral form, and several emergency doctors showed sympathy. * * Together with the nursing staff, donated more than 4,000 yuan for the man's first aid, and urged him to send the child to the emergency room quickly. Unexpectedly, he never appeared again.

Privileged patients were the first to enter the emergency room.

However, the most troublesome thing for emergency doctors is privileged patients. Fu Zhiyuan pointed out that "privileged" patients and their families began to cling to each other as soon as they arrived at the emergency department, saying that they were very familiar with the dean or director, and even moved out of legislators and officials to try their best to allocate beds. However, the emergency department has a bed allocation principle, and the attending doctor really refuses to move. "It's no use looking for me."

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In fact, it is nothing new for some people to receive special treatment in hospitals. Recently, in an anonymous forum where only doctors can log in, a "flow chart of legislators seeking medical treatment or protection" appeared in National Taiwan University Hospital. For legislators to seek medical treatment, the emergency procedures also state "to be placed in key areas for treatment or observation", and relatives or voters of parliamentarians have relevant procedures, which state all kinds of care, emotional intelligence, priority hospitalization, change of inspection schedule, etc.

In this regard, the trade union asked NTU Hospital to revise it and invited front-line medical staff and other trade union representatives to discuss it. Lawmakers should also line up for medical treatment. Specific people should not be allowed to jump the queue directly without classifying injuries. It is necessary to consider safeguarding the privacy and medical rights of all patients and achieving equality.

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