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If you don't care about pregnancy, then tell me what your husband doesn't care about during pregnancy.

First, polar bears are actually fierce wild animals. In ice-free summer, polar bears become hungry because it is difficult to find food.

Secondly, there are two treasures in my family, Bao Xiao sees them every day and Xiao Bao Yue sees them every day.

Whenever adults praise me for being quiet, I want to open my mouth and laugh at you ignorant humans.

Four, I stayed in the hospital for two days, and saw so many pregnant mothers think that giving birth to a baby is really a terrible thing. I can only say that all the mothers in the world have worked hard.

5. Look for clothes to wear to work in the morning, put on a skirt that I haven't worn for a long time, and say to myself in the mirror, "Oh! How much like jiaozi. " The husband who was washing his face said, "It's the stuffing, not the leaves."

6. I will fill your space with sincerity, enhance mutual friendship with visits, render online friendship with greetings, convey sincere wishes with words, and leave my wishes in your home. I wish you good health, happy life and a good mood every day!

Press the night on the bed during the day and the sun is born.

Eight, for expectant mothers, the mood of entering the delivery room is probably beyond description in any language. The joy of "unloading" is mixed with inexplicable fears, signs of labor pains and incomprehensible doctor jargon. No matter how strong your psychological quality is, you will inevitably be forced into that stall. ...

Nine, Joe! Meijia is pregnant, you have to come back ~ ~

10. On the first day of work, I got up early, and Sister Guo woke up with me, clinging to me as if she knew I was going to work. Mom didn't hug you very much when she was pregnant. Recently, she is in a bad mood and occasionally loses her temper. My baby loves me so much, I am ashamed! As a mother, I have many shortcomings, but I have been protecting and caring for my children in my own way. Every mother is like this.

Eleven, really blx after pregnancy, can't stand a little injustice and care. At home, my husband speaks loudly and feels like he is yelling at himself. The concern of a stranger outside was touched by a mess, and tears immediately swirled in her eyes.

Twelve, experienced the pain of natural delivery, the pain of caesarean section, only to know that it is really not easy to be a mother. I think I passed. The moment I left the operating room, I saw my husband waiting nervously, knowing that I had made the right choice, and I also saw my mother. Tears came down, and I knew how sad my mother was.

Thirteen, being a mother is really not easy. I used to think very well. Giving birth to a child is a happy thing, but sadness is indispensable.

Fourteen, the first photo with the baby will always shine.

Fifteen, my wife came home today and said calmly, "I'm pregnant." The husband was a little too excited and said, "Holy shit, are you pregnant?" ! "The wife replied with a straight face: Needless to say, the process.

Sixteen, the candle shines in love birds, and the wedding ceremony is the first plum.

You are a flower, I am a green leaf to set off your beauty, you are the moon, I am a star to set off your beauty, you are tea, I am boiled water, can I soak you?

After the Mid-Autumn Festival, find a clerk and stay at home. It's pleasant to think about it.

Nineteen years old, about five months ago, I felt my little baby moving. That moment was really wonderful and I was deeply moved.

Do you know how to pronounce "pregnant" in English?

Twenty-one, a pregnant mother who can be sweet and salty, do you want to praise me?

22. The Spring Festival is coming again. Did you have a good year? At the beginning of the Year of the Rooster, my situation was not good. You are around, around, inside and out. Do you miss me?

Twenty-three, I hope the baby is healthy and full-term! I'll take off my nails tomorrow. Looking forward to your arrival. My little baby, love you.