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A talk of simple virtues

1. You look so good. What's the use of eggs besides being my object?

2. I was once lost in your world; Now in the world without you, I have found a better self.

There is a kind of love: wherever you go, I will stop by.

The more brains, the fewer friends. The less brains you have, the more people you will play with.

I thought that life was about cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Altman beating little monsters. However, the reality is that mice play with cats, sheep play with wolves, and two bears kill Logger Vick.

6. The more considerate you are, the less others care about your grievances and temper.

7. Some people leave early just to let the future people come early.

8. All efforts are not to make others think you are great, but to make yourself look up to yourself.

9. You can bully me if you are unhappy. I like you very much anyway.

10. I suddenly understand what it means to say something important three times. Generally speaking, Weibo said it once, space said it once, and friends said it once.

1 1. It's better to be a friend than not to be a friend, and it's better to be a lover than to let go.

12. Youth is like this. It seems that living is a waste, so it is better to waste it on you.

14. I only have one youth. I don't want to disappoint anyone. You are sincere to me.

15. The classmate you haven't contacted for a long time suddenly added your friend. Don't think too much. In addition to borrowing money, she began to do purchasing.

16. If I don't philander, how can I be worthy of your easy virtue snake heart?

17. All the stories between the eyebrows are either affectionate or reluctant.

18. Not afraid of radiation, tired eyes, waking up in the middle of the night, and missing any news and news from you.

19. Are you still waiting for that person? Waiting to be loved or waiting to give up!

20. If the person I love wants to leave me, I can only say two words: OK. Never ask why. How could you do this to me? What did I do wrong? Now that you have decided to leave, there must be a reason why you are ready. Everything I leave will not belong to me. Good luck.

2 1. You can dare to do emotional things, but you really can't take them lightly.

22. When I don't like you, even if you fuck women all over the street, I don't care.

If you haven't experienced my past, don't comment on my present easily.

24. If you don't lose weight, how can you make your ex regret it, how can you make your secret love public, and how can you make your face long?

25. Don't be so delicate and artificial in front of me, lose your temper, put on a face and criticize me. If you have any questions about me, just speak out. Since I dare not say, what can I do?

26. I won't see you off if you go, but come, no matter how stormy it is, I will pick you up.

27. Don't ask about the scenery that has passed.

28. My world is not big, and I am too lazy to expand it, but you have decided to go out and never want to come back.

29. You don't need to like it, let alone hate it.

30. Some people say that you are false, so how much truth did he give you? Some people say that you have changed. How long has it been since he cared about you? Someone misunderstood you, which means that he doesn't know you at all. Some people are suitable for your company, while others simply forget it. Thank them for pointing out your life so hard. You'll be fine. It has nothing to do with them.

3 1. Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me!

32. If you haven't loved a few scum, how can you know to shop around?

33. Change my heart and give me a heart of stone, and I will smile and watch the people who hurt me go to hell.

34. This king's country is more than enough to support you.

35. You can burn me to death with a cup of boiling water or cold me with a cup of ice water, but you can't consume me with a cup of warm water. What I want is black and white, direct and neat.

Don't say you're sorry if you're not sincere. You are the best apology!

37. Later, she was brave and terrible, and she was not bad at alcohol, tobacco and swearing.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

39. Don't abandon those who accompany you, and don't accompany those who don't like you.

40. You say you like rain, but you take an umbrella when it rains. You say you like sunshine, but when it is sunny, you hide in a cool place. You say you like the wind, but when it is windy, you close the window. So I'm afraid you'll say you like me, too.

Humorous girl character talk about bullying the person I like, or I will rob your man.

1. Bully the person I like, or I will rob your man.

Ever since you said you loved me, even the stars have lit up my sky.

Don't squeeze into the world where you can't get in. It's hard to humiliate yourself for others. Why bother?

4. Now the common problems of teachers are partial protection of learning hegemony, punishment of copying books, corporal punishment of students, sudden questions and massive homework. Teacher, why did you give up treatment!

Don't you dare tell me loudly that no one in this world is qualified to be with me except you.

6. There is a kind of missing, which is called avoiding and not seeing.

7. When others laugh at your sore spot, you can only laugh foolishly. If you turn your back, people will say that you can't take a joke.

8. I can always play your supporting role with a smile and suffer behind your back ~

9. I dare not speak when I am wronged, and my mouth is full of tears.

10. In our hearts, love and loneliness are actually the same feeling. They are always inseparable.

1 1. I want to fall in love with someone who thinks like me.

12. Who can tell me, uh-huh, how to reply afterwards?

13. I want to meet the person who said this. I am very happy in my life.

14. It perfectly interprets the heart-wrenching melody on you.

15. I watched him put his coat on her shoulder with envy.

16. Hehe, you don't love me anymore. Do I have to thank you for letting me leave?

17. Daughters are always brought up for marriage.

18. When I am dying, I will give my account a super Q and a ten-year membership, so that my account can be kept on your list for ten years, and my signature will be changed to: I will wait for you.

19. Don't judge me by my past. I'm not who I used to be.

20. I really can't keep everyone I don't want to lose.

2 1. On that day, I put on my wedding dress and you put on your suit. What do I realize about satisfaction?

Tell me, can I believe anything you say?

Sometimes, we choose to keep our distance from someone, not because we don't care, but because we clearly know that he doesn't belong to you.

24. You shine on me like the sun and give me warmth. You throw cold water on me like the moon and make me feel cold.

25. When I grow up, that home is not my own after all.

I still love him, even though he failed in many ways.

He wanted to get her heart, but when he got it, he let go.

28. You must have tried to read what you wrote before, and then you felt childish and ridiculous, but it made you feel distressed.

29. When it faded, when I heard that name again, I felt like crying.

30. Wear headphones with the loudest volume, so that you won't listen to other things or feel anything else. That's good.

3 1. I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

32. I still dare not mention you and miss you. I'm afraid memories will be too crowded.

When you are poor, when you are sick, when you can't give each other happiness, will you let each other live?

34. A few years later, the person I want to marry wants to be you, and the desire is you, it must be you, and it can only be you.

35. If a person doesn't even have the minimum cleanliness, he is in trouble.

36. You may forget the people you laughed with, but you will never forget the people you cried with.

37. After breaking up, I don't want anything. I just hope you have a worse lover in the future.

38. Seeing happiness leave me. I have no right to refuse.

39. My heart hurts. Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know who I feel sorry for?

40. Love or not love is more than just an answer.

4 1. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them every day, but you know, they will always be there.

If you don't laugh at me for being out of tune, I'll give you a unique love song in the world.

You have never done anything for me, but you are sad for her.

202 1 year cure: bully the person I like, or I will rob your man.

1-There is a kind of love called Dong Fangbubai and a kind of happiness called the legendary swordsman.

2. [You said you were ill, can I be your medicine]

Bully the person I like, or I'll rob your man.

Laughing for a long time, even I believe that I am happy.

Shakespeare said that when you see a person's temperature is 38.6 degrees, it is love at first sight.

6. Leave my world with your bitch, and I will satisfy your shameless sex! !

7. Close your eyes and own the whole universe. When I opened my eyes, there was only one table.

8. I think it is a hooligan behavior for girls to say that they are cold when they are lonely!

9. Whether you love it or not, you will never see each other again in your next life.

10, as if nothing had happened, is the best revenge.

1 1. In fact, love has many choices, and I can also set you free.

12, _ I always like to plan other people's affairs, but I know nothing about my own affairs *

13, don't argue with people with no quality, because it's like wrestling with pigs. It is not honorable to win, but even more shameful to lose.

14, when you meet the biggest conflict in your life, people around you will only sneer at you and pretend to be hypocritical, won't they?

15, true love needs to wait. Everyone can say that they love you, but not everyone can wait for you.

Disgusting sweet love story: bully me when you are angry.

1. Boy, for you to stop hurting the relationship between men and women in the world, my sister will accept you as a grievance. Remember to be available at any time from now on, don't worry about it.

It is a great luck to meet some scenery once in a lifetime.

I can understand that you are good-looking. I gritted my teeth to understand beautiful people.

I know I like you, but I don't know where the future is. Because I know you won't take me anywhere. And memory lights up your smile. It takes so much effort to be happy.

I think if I was born 10 years earlier and met 10 years earlier. Maybe I fell in love with her from the bottom of my heart. Although this assumption is meaningless

6. There is a blooming cloud, which glides slowly over the top of the mountain and floats to the horizon with the wind.

We gradually understand that some farewells are the last farewells.

7. The place where you are is the end of the world that I have to miss.

8. Today we have a dog together, and then we walk the dog together. After a long time, we have love, and dogs have dogs.

If you are angry, bully me.