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Talking about underwear in rainy days.
2. Never-drying underwear and socks, flip-flops in rainy days, basking in bask in the quilt has a sense of happiness for farmers' harvest.
Don't rain, I'm going to die for lack of sunshine. Every day is dark, even oneself become gloomy. My underwear and socks are not dry, and I am fidgeting.
It always thunders and rains recently, which makes people feel very bad. There are always a lot of underwear that won't dry in humid air.
5, some things have not been experienced, I don't know how painful I am, as if I don't know that I am still dreaming, and my heart ached, such as it rains every day and my underwear doesn't work.
6. These two days are both sunny. I thought the days of hanging underwear were over. It is raining again.
7. There will never be underwear that you can't finish learning and never dry. Dare the rain stop?
8, the rain is childish, very heartbreaking, and the underwear is not dry after washing. This day is almost streaking.
9. When it rains, I always feel that I should send some literary words. My mind is full of underwear. Why not buy new underwear? I have to wash it before I can wear it. What an embarrassing cycle!
10, it rains every weekend, as evidenced by underwear.
1 1. It rained every day these two days, so I stopped washing my underwear. I'm really touched. Please stop raining quickly.
12, in addition to cold, there is another biggest problem in rainy days, underwear is not dry!
13, it rains on cloudy days every day, so it is inconvenient and uncomfortable to go there, and there is no underwear.
14, rain, rain, seven days and six days a week, cloudy day, underwear is not dry.
15, it rains every day, and I don't do any washing. If I don't have too many underwear, I don't have to wear underwear.
16, rainy days are not good, especially continuous rainy days, because underwear simply won't dry!
17, it rains every day, it rains every day, I'm so bored! Can you stop for a moment? Clothes won't dry, underwear won't wear!
Tang Priest tidied up the Monkey King's underwear.
The husband said to the girl behind the door, "Baby, open the door for me!" " "The girl shook her head." I didn't open it until my mother came back. "My husband shouted helplessly at me watching TV:" Wife! here she comes again ! Hurry up! " I shook my head, jumped out of the window and walked to the door: "Hi! Baby, I'm back! " ……
Tang Priest is a careful man. He tidied up the Monkey King's underwear, found a hole and sewed it patiently. The next day, I found another hole, so I mended it again. On the third day, there was still a hole. Just as he picked up the needle and thread, Monkey came over and kicked the Tang Priest away. Tell me specifically: where is the tail? Where do you put it? Put it there! ? This story tells us that you pay silently. Actually, not everyone can accept it, so communication is really important.
She sent a message: "Tell me, how can I forget you?" He replied, "Actually, I'm not as good as you think. I am just a very ordinary person. " She: "Yes, you are so ordinary, you get a million points. You are so ordinary, talented and beautiful. You are so ordinary that countless girls are crazy about it ... but I like you as an ordinary person. Why can't you accept me? " He: "I have no money to raise a mistress!" " "
Recently, a father's speech at his daughter's wedding was very popular: "Marriage is not 1 1=2, but 0. 5 0。 5= 1, you two have to remove half of your personality to form a happy family. Dad said to his son-in-law, "I gave you my daughter." If there is a problem, go to the original factory instead of repairing it yourself. "
I didn't expect my classmates to get married yesterday and invited our old head teacher in junior high school. To my surprise, the old class teacher came to our table and said he would pour me a glass of wine. I was flattered and said, "How can you pour me wine? I will respect you in the future. " As a result, the old class teacher said earnestly, "Son, I have come to apologize for this wine. I shouldn't be so hard on you when you were in love. I heard that you haven't found a girlfriend in the class yet, and you blame yourself for being a teacher. " . . . . "
When I go to my girlfriend's house for the first time, I always talk like a bull's head. I remember my girlfriend's mother asked me if I wanted tea. I blurted out when I was nervous: "Sorry, I can't drink. I like tea. Give me a glass of milk! " Then, the next day, I called my girlfriend and she ignored me. ...
Give you a practical suggestion-when you buy a sofa after marriage, you must choose a big, comfortable one, preferably genuine leather. Life is short, be kind to yourself and the people around you, take a step back and calm down for a while. You should close your eyes for a minute before making a decision. Nothing can't be settled peacefully. Finally, let's tear down the iron railings on the windows. ...
Waiting for the train to leave, I don't like to move and want to eat bread. Give a little boy money to buy two, one for me and one for him. After a while, the child came back with a loaf of bread in his hand, biting that there was only one left, and then returned the rest of the money to me. ...
Life is short, three pots of vegetables gave birth to one pot, married one pot and hung another pot. When you eat big pot dishes, you should cherish them while eating. You are not eating food. Is life. ...
The company has two floors, the second floor sells jewelry, the first floor sells silver ornaments and watches, and generally holds meetings on the second floor. Once the salesman was complained, the manager said angrily: Inform the silver seller downstairs to come to the meeting, but we couldn't hold back, laughing hysterically, and the serious atmosphere disappeared instantly. ...
My girlfriend asked me to buy a box of water for my mother at night. After I answered the phone, I immediately moved a box of ice dew and sent it there. My girlfriend called just now and was furious: "Ah, let you buy perfume and you buy a box of mineral water!" " "
Ms. underwear ads slogan
1, charming woman, interesting life!
2, charm is charm (when).
3. Experience the charm of silk!
4, so beautiful temptation, so beautiful truth.
5. Be beautiful, release your beauty.
6, walking in the clouds is so beautiful, only in heaven and earth.
7. Life is beautiful when you have such charm.
8. Win his heart, his people are as charming as silk.
9. If you use it beautifully, men really love you!
10, silky and charming like you.
1 1, so beautiful, hidden fashion.
12, so beautiful, considerate and beautiful.
13, please wear rose romance!
14, the care of love is so beautiful.
15, delicious, my killing weapon.
16, so beautiful, beauty gives people a warm world.
17, protecting women's health and flattering fashionable underwear.
18, so beautiful, so charming as silk.
19, amazing moment with you.
20. Fashion should be worn from the inside out.
2 1, charming and charming, competing with each other.
22. If you want to be loved (love others), you must first love yourself and be so charming and caring.
23, so charming.
24, as beautiful as silk!
25, let the skin and its close contact like silk, show your charm!
26, Que Ning don't change, why not wear.
27, Rumei underwear, underwear such as roses.
28. The perfect woman starts with underwear.
29, the external color, the internal wonderful.
30. Charm blooms like silk!
3 1, as beautiful as it is, makes you so attractive.
32, such as the temptation of silk, is the sister's affection.
33, the four seasons are healthy and beautiful, intimate and beautiful!
34. The beauty of clothes lies in the heart.
35. Let me realize your temptation!
36, such as silk care, countless eyes (limited).
37, so beautiful, so craft, so design, only in such beauty.
38, sexy and beautiful without magic.
39. The style is touching and caring.
40. Rumei underwear makes men know how to cherish women!
4 1, Rusimei, take care of your tender parts.
42, curve design, intimate!
43, so beautiful, so beautiful!
44. Rumei brings you youthful charm.
Dress like silk and show off your beauty.
46. Roses are charming, Ru Ru is happy and everything is charming!
47. Wear silky charm and enjoy fashion, health and fun!
48. Put on roses, women are so beautiful.
49, love Rusimei underwear, charm from the inside out.
50. No underwear, no sense of security.
5 1, I can leave you, but I can't leave Ruth.
52. The confusion of seeing flowers in the fog.
53, romantic temptation, filar silk care Rusimai underwear.
54. Such beauty makes you ecstatic.
55. Every day, the protagonist is amazing.
56, Ru-style life, all in silk.
57. Love him, love yourself, and choose Ruth Beauty.
58. Meimei takes good care of her.
You are a soft green leaf that sets off my beauty.
60, so beautiful, pursuing a unique taste of life.
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1, ebb and flow, your underwear.
2. Underwear that will benefit you from the program.
3, good underwear, good life.
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5, a pair of underwear that can walk when you say it.
6. Mysterious Guardian.
7. This night is not too cold.
8. The other side of the sea.
9. Imperial personal enjoyment.
10, hold up underwear.
1 1, a hormone that can't be stopped-Katile crocodile men's underwear.
12, a healthy man can make a happy woman.
13, strong underwear.
Born just to love her.
15, let the domineering only leak.
16, good underwear, talking.
17, Cartier, as you think.
18, amorous emperor, spoony love.
19, elastic underwear.
20, understand gentle underwear.
2 1, emperor's inner palace.
22. The love of life begins with the crotch.
23. Unlimited your energy.
24. The underwear that can dazzle people and take good care of them is Cartier crocodile underwear!
25, love, give him a surprise.
26. Crocodile men's underwear, guarded by Cartier.
27, the tide is inside, comfortable in my heart.
28. That's it. It's what it looks like.
29. If you want it to be a crocodile, Katile gives you confidence.
30. Encourage vitality and passion.
3 1, the secret to seduce her.
32. A good life depends on the heart.
33. Your lovely little cotton-padded jacket.
34. The stimulus is unprecedented.
35, good underwear, no need to hint.
36. Bloom the ultimate charm of men.
37. Talking underwear.
38. Underwear that can cover fire.
39. Freedom is even more important.
40, charm, from the inside out-Cartier crocodile men's underwear.
4 1, underwear that will blush-Cartier.
42, underwear to escape.
43. If you choose your underwear well, your wife can't run away.
44, such as water underwear.
45, women's surging clouds, men's favorite.
46. Fashion is in the body and comfort is included.
47, dare to come out and mix underwear, which is Cartier crocodile underwear!
48, Cartier underwear, skin selection.
49. Be a happy person.
50. From the inside out, it is full of charm.
5 1, zero-distance touch of love.
52. Happiness comes from the heart.
53, comfortable to wear, highlighting the connotation.
54. Exclusive secret bodyguard.
55, masculine core.
56. Soft men and pants impress women.
57. If you love him, give him the best.
58. Conquer the paradise of charm.
59. Unlimited your energy and charm.
60. As fierce as you, as soft as her underwear.
6 1, the disguise of the infiltrator.
62. Underwear that will be tolerant.
63, comfortable shaping, charming heart-Cartier crocodile men's underwear.
64. Whether you are cool or not depends on whether your underwear is cool or not.
65, the bag can be magnificent and suddenly get a hip shape.
66, with connotation, is the true king.
67. Beauty of tolerance.
68. The birthplace of masculinity.
69. Whether a man is cool or not depends on his underwear.
70. A gentleman has self-cultivation, indifferent style and comfortable heart.
7 1, gentle underwear.
72. Crocodiles drive you crazy.
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