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On the choice of suitable earthquake friends.

The crow crows, and the vernal equinox drops a thousand drops of water. I compiled some short and shocking stories from my circle of friends. Welcome to read!

1, don't hide cattle.

2, garlic can not be cut into nine pieces, carefully managed in greenhouses.

3, the festival is shocking, and spring water is everywhere.

4, drizzle moistens insects, and Ziyan returns to her lair.

5, thunder and lightning at night, small window screens facing the cold weather.

6. Be surprised without squatting, such as steaming away.

7. The bugs are not frozen and remain cold until mid-May.

8. Ma Huaiju spent a whole year.

9. After the Scare Festival, spring ploughing can't rest.

10. Digging is like digging grain, and soil preparation is like repairing warehouse.

1 1, Salix is planted in the mud of Populus davidiana in the sand, and Salix is planted with stones.

12, it will be cloudy for 45 days before it thunders.

13. If you want to harvest rice, you must first repair the ridge.

14, spring is a good time to plant trees, and trees should be divided according to local conditions.

15, Pianpian, a newcomer, both entered my house.

16, stunned, warm and harmonious, toad singing folk songs. 17, although winter has passed, it is very cold in spring, and everything is difficult to recover.

18, warm weather, rising temperature, livestock and poultry injection to prevent epidemics.

19, everyone is lurking and the trees are comfortable.

20, cold shock, warm spring equinox.

2 1 If you want to be rich for a long time, there are many kinds of fruit trees.

22, seedlings don't hurt the roots, and the tree pit is dug deep.

23. In mid-spring, when it rains, it begins to thunder.

24, misty rain is wet and dry. Apricot blossoms shock the cold.

25, barley peas and sunflowers, don't wait for surprise sowing.

26, spring thunder, everything is long. 27. A new picture of building a well-off society is blooming in spring and diligent at the beginning of the year.

28. There is no snow in the poor winter and thunder in the first month.

29, broken silk.

Before the thunder, I hadn't seen the sky for forty-nine days.

3 1, insects sting snakes, grass breaks.

32. Open the frozen soil and quickly plant barley.

33. At the beginning, the thunder urged the ploughing, and the sound of the farm machinery shook the sky.

34. Light rain brings new flowers, and thunder begins.

35, barren hills become green hills, don't worry about eating and wearing.

The above is a short and shocking remark from the circle of friends I brought to everyone's appreciation. I like to remember to collect!