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202 1 Suitable for issuing marriage certificates with sweet love.

1, I'm so stupid, holding an umbrella for you, adding clothes for you, and going through fire and water for you.

I hope I am the best, and you will never meet me again.

I was carried away by the night, and almost said I missed you.

You didn't mean to cross the current, you just caused a flash flood.

5. It's good to be busy. There is no time to grieve for spring and autumn. Every thought is to finish work before going to bed.

6. Why do you want to enlarge a simple good feeling into liking, and finally exaggerate it into love?

7. I want to be with you, instead of holding my cell phone and saying I miss you.

8. Today's favorite is you.

9. Life is short. Uncle is strawberry. Do you want it?

10, I also want to get better, but I still degenerate day by day.

1 1, spring is random, and the future is infinite. Now, you should be an interesting person seriously and properly.

12, the winners in this world are mostly thin lovers.

13, always stumbling on this damn emotion

14, I'm waiting for my pig, I miss him so much.

15, the goal in my life is to marry you.

Talk about the happiness of getting a marriage certificate after getting it.

1, I want to learn from my grandfather, talk about three things, never fall in love and never get married. But it was accepted by a bitch like Gao Jian.

Chairman Mao said that love without marriage is hooliganism.

3, the wedding pattern ring, when divorced, the fingers and everything are very weak, and there is a pattern necklace! !

Speaking of marriage, it is the proudest thing in my life.

Happiness means listening to a song and watching a movie happily.

Sorry, I'm busy. I'm getting married.

7. Hey, I'm getting married soon, and you are in charge of being the bride.

8. Time has passed so long that I can't forget the love that once made me persistent.

9.* Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. So expensive

10, the person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings on others. Let's get to know each other sometime.

1 1, women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or play around. Don't take it seriously Why do you want to use your youth to train other people's husbands, and you are still so serious?

12, I will personally bury my love in the grave of marriage, but sometimes I feel extremely happy!

13, people who are usually funny are really super handsome once they get serious, such as me.

14, love itself is a cliche. It is painful to break up at first sight and meet again, because people don't want to be bored, so they get married.

15, finally got the verdict of his wife's imprisonment. If you want to add a deadline, I think it will be a lifetime! Accompany each other and be full of happiness!

16, the person who will marry me in the future: I don't know who you are dating now. Don't waste your feelings with others, just have time on weekends! Let's meet.

17, I care about you all the time, even if you are not with me, this is happiness.

18, I want two marriage certificates, 1 for me, 1 for you.

19, I'd rather keep some words in my heart than say them when it hurts.

In order to support family planning in our country, I don't intend to get married. Talking about marriage

2 1. Love that does not aim at marriage is hooliganism.

22. Women should have backbone, either fall in love or get married, or be proud and single. Why use your youth to train other people's husbands so seriously?

23. Nine dollars for marriage. Twelve yuan for divorce. Only fools divorce. It's too expensive. Getting married is nine yuan. Twelve yuan for divorce. Divorce is because there is a mistress in it.

24. Before marriage, the woman said, what is money? After the marriage, the woman said, what are you without money?

When I get married, you must come, because I will feel safe when I see you.

26. When you get married, I will take my husband to smash the venue.

From now on, this world has nothing to do with me. I just want to be a happy woman of a happy man, making soup, having children, buying a house and facing the sea in spring.

28. Time has taught me nothing, but it has taught me not to believe in myths easily!

The best confession is these five words. Let's get married.

30. Don't get married until you are frivolous.

3 1. I have never regretted falling in love with you. You let me know that love is really beautiful.

32. She said, I will hold the wedding on your wedding day. He said, have your own wedding.

I want to be a bridesmaid for my good sister when she gets married!

I heard that marriage certificates are very cheap. Let me treat you.

Whether the next second is the end of the world or not, I just want to stick to it quietly.

When I hugged you tightly, I really felt your love.

37. Give my dear best friend Zhang Haiqi: Let's get a marriage certificate from the employer.

Remember that I have been thinking about you, don't cry, just smile when you look up.

39. You must invite me when you get married in the future, because I want to see what kind of girl is better than me and fulfill my dream of marrying you.

40. If I am in power for you, I am willing to abandon my helmet and armor from now on.

4 1, dear, let's go to Shangri-La to get married, shall we? ! No, we're getting married in the nearest place to heaven! !

42. Don't invite me when you get married. I'm afraid I'll write swearing words all over the wedding.

43. I will definitely wear the wedding dress you and I chose to attend your wedding. When you get married, I'll rob the marriage and see who can survive.

44. Get married after being young and frivolous.

45. Find a summer school when you get married and have children. Dare you ask my son? In the future, find a person named Ma to get married and have a baby, named Ma Ma. Do you think the teacher dares to ask my daughter?

You and I are both lucky, because I met you and you met me.

47. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

48.hy: when in love, couples often lament what virtue they have accumulated in their last life; After marriage, couples often think about what they did in their last life, which is really a world of ice and fire.

49. I want to sign a contract with you In a few years, if you don't have a girlfriend and I don't have a boyfriend, we will get married.

50, my terminator appeared, and we got married!

5 1, I heard that it is cheap to get married now, and the civil affairs bureau will get it done for 9 yuan. I ask you to put it.

52. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone.

53. When I get married and hold a wedding reception, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then propose a toast one by one!

54, I finally want to marry myself, tears streaming down my face! !

55. The person who will marry me in the future doesn't know who to fall in love with now. Don't waste your feelings. Let's get to know each other sometime.

56. You betray me, you are strong, you associate with me, I smile, you get married, and I bless you.

57. You idiots bombed the divorce office. Divorce and marriage are the same place. You should burn the marriage certificate.

58. If you get married and the bride is not me, I will dress more beautifully than the bride and I will make a hullabaloo about.

Please be confident. You are a landscape, there is no need to look up in other people's landscapes.

60. I want to have a good date and then get engaged and get married together.

6 1. The two people who were supposed to get married suddenly lost contact for no reason, without a prelude, and some just lost their share.

62. When we get married, let's tattoo a pair of rings together. Whoever files for divorce first will cut off his finger first. Dare you?

On your wedding day, I will give you a coffin as a gift.

64. My gray hair is getting denser and denser, which shows that we love each other deeply.

65, a wife, waiting for many years, I must cherish this fate.

66. Love that does not aim at marriage is to raise a wife for others.

67. A billion-dollar lottery tells the person you love to marry you. I guess you will choose the latter?

68. Before marriage, sisters are bridesmaids, after marriage, they are girlfriends, and children are godmothers.

69. What's the big deal about being in love? You have the ability to get married ~ ~

70, drive a tractor and sing love songs! ! Get married by bike! !

7 1. Am I your bride or your maid of honor on your wedding day?

72, the last carnival, get up early, be a good wife and mother, cook, cook and take care of the children, but tonight, I want to be hi! !

Get a marriage certificate and send a circle of friends to get a marriage certificate. Talk about the classic happiness of 202 1

1. The best things in the world should belong to me, including you!

No matter how good others are, it doesn't matter to me. No matter how bad you are, I like you.

Do you want to move into my sweet dream and sleep with me?

You are blushing, your heart is beating, and I only see you.

You stand there and don't move! Wait for me to fly there!

6. You are mine. I heard that getting married is very cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can fix it for one yuan. Let me treat you!

7. Being like me is the need of the revolution, you know?

8. Life is so short and the world is so chaotic. I don't want to quarrel, cold war or have a second regret with you.

9. The love I want is not a lifetime without quarreling, but a lifetime after quarreling.

10. I must give you happiness, and no one will stop me.

1 1. I must find you when I miss you!

12 .. The best love is not because we need to be together, but because we want to be together.

13. I only borrow one journey of your life, and this journey is the rest of my life.

14. The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

15. Obviously not the kind of person I like, but the kind I like.

16. Every time I meet you, I wonder what expressions and actions I should use. As a result, when I saw you, I became at a loss. My mind was full of liking you, liking you, and liking you very much.

17. Many people get bored after watching it for a long time, but the more they watch it, the more they like it.

18. A thousand twists and turns and confusion are all clues to love you.

19 ... Don't give up a love just because of a little flaw. After all, in love, what is needed is truth, not perfection.

20. This is how I like you under the cover of youth. Decadence is courage, laziness is resistance, and emptiness is sexy. Scold you is my patent, you are not allowed to steal!

2 1. I will take good care of you, and I won't let you cook, coquetry, housework or like others.

22. I want to accompany you from novelty to belonging.

I want to be gentle and take care of you.

24. Two people love each other all their lives and are lucky to have three meals and three seasons.

25. If you want to be a cat in your arms, even sleeping is coquetry.

26. It will snow in spring, rain in summer, windy in autumn and sunny in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

27. I realized that after truly loving someone, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you are everywhere, you have successes and you have failures.

Talk about the marriage certificate in the circle of friends and how to write it.

1. At first, I just wanted a hug and accidentally added a kiss. Later, I wanted a bed, a suite and a marriage certificate.

2. Now only I can hear your breath, smell your fragrance, see your outline in the dark, and then kiss and touch you at will. You belong to no one but me. Love you quietly for a lifetime, because I really only have a lifetime, but I will give it all to you.

3. At that time, the light was shining, and China was gone. When the initial passion returned to dullness, I suddenly realized that the safest relationship is not a pledge of eternal love, not a thousand turns, but a mutual affection, and one will accompany me to the end of my life.

Four or eight years, this is the anniversary of our decision to elope and secretly go to a third country to get a marriage certificate [snickering]. The days together are ups and downs, and countless people have read them. Thank god for letting me meet this kindest man, pure as spring water, unparalleled so far. His tolerant and kind family has also become my strong backing and reliance.

5. Happy Valentine's Day, dear! This is our fourth Valentine's Day together, and we will get the marriage certificate tomorrow. We are also legally married! Haha, I hope you will accompany me every Valentine's Day in the future!

6. Marriage is a kind of fruit. Some marriages are like oranges, and peeling off petals is sweet; Some marriages are like coconuts, there is not much sweetness in the big shell.

I love you for no purpose. Just love you. Just be yourself once in your life. This time, I want to give you the world. This time, it doesn't matter if you are black and blue. This time, use all your courage. This time, you can care nothing. But this time is enough. Because life can't bear such a heavy love. I am willing to give up my self-esteem and reserve for you, whether it is worth it or not, no matter how humble my love is.

You are not allowed to be the happiest person in the world, because I am the happiest with you.

9. New marriage certificate: Are you willing to be her little train and never cheat? I know. Are you willing to be his mermaid and never cheat? I know. Now, please let the bride and groom exchange WeChat passwords.

10, I stopped under the eaves of white walls and blue tiles, waiting for you to walk past me with an umbrella.

1 1. What is the Milky Way? It is natural to get the little red book! I hope all lovers in the world have marriage certificates.

12, in 2006, he was an annoying boy across the train. In 20xx, he was my best friend who ate mala Tang and skipped class to surf the Internet. In 20xx, he was my lover who held hands. In 20xx, he was the other half of my marriage certificate.

13, life has you, the sun is shining; Life has you, and the seasons are warm; Life has you, not afraid of difficulties and obstacles; I will always look forward to having you in my life.

14, everyone is showing friends circle, Weibo ... Well, I will show my marriage certificate.

15, in my lifetime, I only complain about warmth, but I don't regret it. I will meet you sincerely, safe and warm.

16, I want to reach out and hug you. I want to say I love you. I want to spoil you with my heart, and I want to love you all my life.

17, if I can change you and let you stay in my sight for life, I won't stay.

18, only to find out in the end that all I wanted was a hug nightmare. When can I wake up and fall asleep? I really want to get a marriage certificate in a low profile and let the whole world explode.

19, at first, love is to love you all your life; Later, getting married means loving you for life.

20. No matter how long it takes, as long as you are in my heart, it is very sweet.

2 1, God said that everyone is a semicircle, and he has been looking for another semicircle all his life. I found it, and that's you. You will always be the treasure in my hands until my life.

22. Hold your hand, grow old with your son, and be good to you every day. You are an ancient temple, and I am a blue lamp.

23. I am willing to spoil you, love you, protect you and protect you all my life. I am willing to, all my life, never leave, never leave, never cheat. I want to miss you, miss you, look forward to you, look forward to your life. I am willing to, for the rest of my life, just two people, live and die together, and never give up. Hug me when you are tired, hug me when you are cold, and accompany me when you are in pain.