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Lines from Zhao’s fourth version of the new legend of White Snake

Episode 1

Snake catcher: Hey hey...how about it, let me catch you now! .

Little shepherd boy: Old man, please let it go! It’s so pitiful…….

Snake catcher: So pitiful? I'm so pitiful... I tell you, I climbed half a mountain for it, and my whole body was soaked, and there was smoke coming out of my mouth. I want to take its snake gall now.

Little shepherd boy: Alas... Old man, slow down, aren't you sweating and thirsty? This is the peach I just picked. Try one! .

Snake catcher: Alas... this and this.

Little Shepherd Boy: Take it! .

Snake catcher: Ouch... Bah, look, the snake ran away and was bitten.

Little shepherd boy: Old man, don’t be angry! How about you eat peaches and I play the flute for you? .

Snake catcher: Play the flute, okay, you play... Hey, it's so sweet! ! Xiaobai, you can't run away.

Little White Snake: Brother Shepherd Boy………….

Little shepherd boy: Who is it? Who is calling me? .

Little White Snake: Brother Shepherd Boy…….

Little shepherd boy: Hey... who are you? .

Little White Snake: Thank you...Brother Shepherd Boy.

Little shepherd boy: What are you thanking me for? .

Little White Snake: What a life-saving grace...

Little Shepherd Boy: Who did I save? It’s nothing like that.

Little White Snake: Remember, I will repay you in the future.

Little Shepherd Boy: Are you kidding? Tell me who you are.

Little White Snake: My surname is Bai.

Little Shepherd Boy: Bai, you are probably lost. Come on, I will take you home.

Little White Snake: No, I can’t go with you. You can go. We’ll meet again later.

One Thousand Seven Hundred Years Later

Tune: "Love, Hatred, Love and Hate"

Narration: Avalokitesvara, who rescues those in distress, has the golden incarnation of the Emei Golden Summit.

Good men and women come to worship, and it means that they will sail to save the destined people.

Avalokitesvara: Who is kneeling down?

Bai Suzhen: At the foot of Qingcheng Mountain, Bai Suzhen came to see the master.

Avalokitesvara: Whatever your wish is, ask me.

Bai Suzhen: Master Rongci...

Tune: "Past and Present Life"

Bai Suzhen: Bai Suzhen at the foot of Qingcheng Mountain.

It took thousands of years to cultivate this body in the cave.

Practice diligently to achieve enlightenment.

Reborn and transformed into a human being.

Be focused on the Tao without any distracting thoughts.

Take refuge in the Three Jewels and give up the mortal world.

I hope the Bodhisattva will enlighten me.

Transfer me Suzhen out of the mortal world.

Hi hi hi yo.

Hi hi hi yo.

Transfer me Suzhen out of the mortal world.

Avalokitesvara: Good, good, it is rare that you have such sincerity to take refuge in the Three Jewels, but you, how can you ascend in the daytime if your earthly fate is not over.

Bai Suzhen: This disciple’s mind has been determined, all aspects are extremely strong, and I am willing to cut off any earthly connections.

Avalokite?vara: Worldly fate can be abandoned, and kindness is hard to repay. You still owe the world a deep love, so don’t you want to repay it.

Bai Suzhen: This... disciple also knows the way to repay kindness, but it has been thousands of years and how can he repay the favor in the vast sea of ??people.

Avalokitesvara: Good, good.

Tune: "March 3rd is the Qingming Festival"

Guanyin: March 3rd is the Qingming Festival.

It rains heavily during the Qingming Festival.

We are destined to meet you thousands of miles away.

You must look for it high up in the West Lake.

Bai Suzhen: Disciple still doesn’t quite understand, I hope to ask a master...

Avalokitesvara: Heaven’s secrets must not be leaked. Please seek blessings for yourself. If you are in trouble, come and find me again.

Xu Xian: The king said: I am a widower and I am a lustful person. He said to me: I am a lustful person who loves my concubine on behalf of the king. The poem goes: The palace in the Forbidden City comes to court and walks on horseback.

Leading his troops to the Water Margin under his banner, he fell in love with his daughter and whispered to her in lust. At that time, there was no resentment within the woman and no crazy husband outside.

If the king is lustful and the people know it, how can he be a fool?

Xu Jiaorong: Chinese, Chinese.

Xu Xian: The king said: The few people are lustful, lustful, lustful.

Xu Jiaorong: Oh, what a lecherous thing, it’s so unpleasant. Brother, what kind of book are you reading?

Xu Xian: Mencius is a book written by sages.

Xu Jiaorong: There are still these bastard words in the books of sages.

Xu Xian: Yes, the book has everything.

Xu Jiaorong: I don’t believe it.

Xu Xian: Alas, there is a saying that everything is of inferior quality. Only those who are good at reading will have their own golden house and their own beautiful girls.

There are good friends in books, and it is not lonely to be right with the ancients. In short, reading is not a good thing.

Xu Jiaorong: There are so many benefits to reading, so let me ask you, are there any daily necessities in reading?

Xu Xian: Ah...No.

Xu Jiaorong: Okay, then you should stop studying from now on. Haven’t you always wanted to practice medicine the most? I told Yuanwai Wang of Qingyu Hall today that you should go to him Become an apprentice there.

Xu Xian: What do you learn when you are an apprentice?

Xu Jiaorong: First learn to sell medicine, and then learn to practice medicine. Do you think it is good?

Xu Xian: Well, if I had learned how to treat diseases in my early years, my parents would not have died of dysentery.

Xu Jiaorong: Yes, when you learn to practice medicine, you can also save people.

Li Gongfu: Why did you close the door?

Xu Xian: My brother-in-law is back. Go and open the door.

Li Gongfu: Open the door, open the door.

Xu Xian: If I become a doctor in the future, the first person I want to save is my brother-in-law. He is too angry.

Xu Jiaorong: It’s coming, it’s coming.

Li Gongfu: Hurry up and open the door. Oh, what are you doing in there? I knocked on the door for a long time before I came.

Xu Jiaorong: I'll talk to Xu Xian in the study.

Xu Xian: Brother-in-law, has the silver in the yamen’s treasury been robbed again?

Li Gongfu: How do you know? Is it you?

Xu Xian: Alas, brother-in-law, please don’t make random guesses. I’ve heard you say it two or three times recently, saying that the treasury was robbed and came and went without a trace. The chain was not broken and the money was gone. Gone.

Xu Jiaorong: Could it be that a ghost stole this money?

Li Gongfu: I really saw a ghost.

Xu Jiaorong: Hey, where are you going?

Li Gongfu: Tonight, I will guard him all night again. I want to catch this thief myself. Otherwise, how can I continue to be the squad leader of Qiantang County?

Xu Jiaorong: Hey, let’s go after dinner.

Li Gongfu: I can’t get my money back for dinner, and everyone has nothing to eat.

Xu Xian: Well, brother-in-law, I will be an apprentice at Qingyu Hall today.

Li Gongfu: Go ahead and study hard. In the future, you can open your own pharmacy. Don’t be like your brother-in-law and take advantage of the yamen.

Xu Jiaorong: Be careful.

Xu Xian: Hey, sister, are you over there?

Xu Jiaorong: Come here, then, he is Yuanwai Wang.

Wang Fengshan: I’ve kept you waiting for a long time.

Xu Jiaorong: Hello, Yuanwai Wang. This is my brother Xu Hanwen. Please call me Yuanwai Wang.

Xu Xian: Hello, doctor.

Xu Jiaorong: I want to call my grandpa.

Wang Fengshan: It doesn’t matter, I like people to call me doctor.

Xu Jiaorong: Then call the doctor Yuan Yeye.

Xu Xian: Doctor, your medicine shop is really beautiful. I think the palace is just like this.

Wang Fengshan: That’s such an award. This drug store is old, so it has just been renovated.

Xu Jiaorong: If Qing Yu Tang, Yuan Wang’s institution, is ranked second in Qiantang County, no one dares to call it number one.

Wang Fengshan: Okay, okay, it’s too sloppy. Young people may not be able to understand it.

Xu Xian: How could it be? Doctor, your calligraphy is directly after that of the two kings. They all have their origins. How could you not recognize them? It’s just...

Wang Fengshan: Could it be that my prescription is not appropriate?

Xu Xian: No, no, no, doctor, you are completely prescribing the right medicine. What could be wrong with you, but...

Xu Jiaorong: Chinese….

Wang Fengshan: It doesn’t matter, let him talk.

Xu Xian: Doctor, if you add some licorice to this recipe.

Wang Fengshan: Well...that's more complete. Okay, aunt, go get some medicine. Young man, how do you know that licorice is added to this prescription at such a young age?

Xu Xian: I have read some messy medical books, such as "Shenlong Materia Medica", Sun Simiao's "Thousand Gold Prescriptions", "Sacrifice True Record" and so on, so I know a little bit about it. If you are talking nonsense, please stop talking to the doctor. Laughing.

Wang Fengshan: Haha, you have read all these books, so why not study medicine? It is a good thing to help people in the world.

Xu Jiaorong: Mr. Yuan, you are such a noble person who forgets things. Didn’t I mention to you some time ago that my brother wants to be an apprentice with you in Qingyu Hall? of.

Wang Fengshan: Forgive him because he is your younger brother Xu Xian.

Xu Jiaorong: Yes, Hanwen, why don’t you hurry up and pay your respects to Master Yuan.

Xu Xian: This old master is here, please accept your respects from your student Xu Hanwen.

Wang Fengshan: Get up.

Xu Xian: Sister, what’s wrong with you? Is your brother-in-law bullying you?

Xu Jiaorong: Your brother-in-law asked Mr. Yang to hit him twenty times, and his legs were swollen.

Wang Fengshan: How could such a thing happen? Han Wen, hurry up and get some sore medicine and go see your brother-in-law.

Xu Jiaorong: Ah, Hanwen, please pay more attention to it. Mr. Wang, thank you.

Li Gongfu: Oh, be gentle, be gentle.

Xu Xian: Master Yang is really cruel.

Li Gongfu: It was all caused by that group of robbers. After I recover from my injuries, I must arrest them and bring them to justice. Where is your sister?

Wang Fengshan: Chinese.

Xu Xian: Master.

Wang Fengshan: Is your brother-in-law’s injury much better?

Xu Xian: It’s much better. It’s all thanks to the good sore medicine, master. My sister keeps asking me to thank you.

Wang Fengshan: Easy to say, Hanwen, Hanwen, let me talk to you about something, Hanwen, has your brother-in-law made an engagement for you at home?

Xu Xian: I didn’t ask for it.

Wang Fengshan: Oh, do you look down on her or think she is ugly?

Xu Xian: No, it’s because I feel like I’m not successful, I’m not successful, and I’m not good enough to marry a wife.

Wang Fengshan: You don’t sound too cool. You haven’t achieved fame yet. Why, you have to wait until you become a disciple before you can start a family.

Xu Xian: No, at least I should learn medical skills from my master, or wait until I can open a pharmacy myself, and if I can meet someone who is like me...

Wang Fengshan: You just got married with a fairy beauty.

Xu Xian: That’s almost it.

Wang Fengshan: That’s it. Don’t think about it. You are a poor boy. What ability do you have to support a beautiful lady? Stop thinking about it all day long.

Xu Xian: I also think that I am just thinking nonsense and talking about it for fun. In fact, as soon as I saw the girl’s house, I was speechless. I might be single for the rest of my life.

Xiao Qing: Haha, you are so brave, little lady. You dare to sneak into my palace. What do you do?

Bai Suzhen: I originally wanted to live here, but I didn’t expect there would be someone here. You...are you a human?

Xiao Qing: I am not a human being, I am a god. Hey, little lady, have you ever seen a god?

Bai Suzhen: I don’t think you are a god but a pervert.

Xiao Qing: Okay, you came just in time. I am the prince, and you will be my princess.

Bai Suzhen: Don’t be rude, otherwise don’t blame me for embarrassing you.

Xiao Qing: Is it true? I don’t believe it.

Bai Suzhen: What do you want?

Xiao Qing: I want you to be my concubine.

Bai Suzhen: I can be your concubine. I will give you three chances. If you can surrender to me, I will obey you.

Xiao Qing: Great, I want to leave after seeing the move.

Bai Suzhen: Please.

Xiao Qing: You just said you would give me three chances.

Bai Suzhen: You still have two chances.

Xiao Qing: Don’t get too complacent too early. If you have the ability, we’ll show off. Otherwise, you’ll lose.

Bai Suzhen: If you have any tricks, just use them.

Xiao Qing: OK.

Bai Suzhen: I thought it was some kind of monster, but it turned out to be the same kind.

Xiao Qing: So you are too.

Bai Suzhen: You only have a few years of practice, but you dare to be so rampant. If I don't get rid of you today, you will definitely get into trouble in the future, real yellow sword.

Xiao Qing: Realgar Sword, girl, please be merciful, I know I was wrong.

Bai Suzhen: If you know your mistakes and you can correct them, there is no greater good. Remember, you are not allowed to do anything harmful to nature in the future. Go ahead.

Xiao Qing: Thank you very much for sparing your life, girl. I don’t know how to repay you.

Bai Suzhen: You and I are both different, so there’s no need to be polite.

Xiao Qing: If you don’t mind her, I am willing to serve her all my life and be a loyal maid.

Bai Suzhen: Maid, this...

Xiao Qing: Girl, don’t believe it. I was originally just like you, but just to tease you, I became like this. If you don’t believe it, look, Xiao Qing pays homage to her sister.

Bai Suzhen: Great, get up quickly, sister Xiaoqing, my name is Bai Suzhen, from now on we will be like sisters.

Xiao Qing: Hey, no, master and servant must be proportionate. Sister, I, Xiao Qing, will never forget your grace for survival.

Bai Suzhen: It’s up to you.

Tune: "Love and Law"

Narration: Yanhua went for an outing in February, and the scenery was infinite for the young heart.

The years pass by like a fleeting time, where can I find the beautiful flowers like flowers?

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch....

Fahai: Brother, you have such a good appearance.

Xu Xian: It turned out to be a master, I’m disrespectful.

Fahai: It’s easy to say. Let me ask you, does it sound good to you?

Xu Xian: What.

Fahai: Those songs sung by girls.

Xu Xian: It sounds nice, as delicate as a lark.

Fahai: There are better sounds in the world, you don’t know.

Xu Xian: What sound.

Fahai: The wooden drum sinks and the bell roars.

Xu Xian: The lion roars.

Fahai: It is the name of the Buddha that the poor monk recited, Namo Amitabha.

Xu Xian: Master, your voice is so loud.

Fahai: Haha, it’s not about loudness but great power. Haven’t you heard of it? The power of the magic is boundless, and the power of the sea collapses.

Xu Xian: I don’t know, master, what are you talking about?

Fa Hai: If you can understand the word Fa Hai, it proves that I have some wisdom. The poor monk’s name is Fa Hai.

Xu Xian: I’m sorry, I’m just talking nonsense.

Fahai: I can tell the truth by talking nonsense, but how can I do it by talking seriously?

Xu Xian: I don’t understand what you are saying.

Fa Hai: The poor monk said that since I have the root of wisdom, I should seek the Wisdom Sutra so that I can do some meritorious deeds in the future to help the world and save people.

Xu Xian: My merit is to save people, not to save people. I came to the mountain today just to collect medicinal materials, which can save people.

Fa Hai: A living person can survive for eternity in one moment.

Xu Xian: I don’t understand what you are talking about.

Fahai: Put down the medicine hoe, pick up the Zen abbot, and travel around the world, making incense everywhere. One day, you will achieve enlightenment and you will be a good disciple of my Buddhism.

Xu Xian: No, no, no, I don’t want to be a monk, and I can’t be a monk either.

Fa Hai: Why.

Xu Xian: Because I still want to start a family and start a business. It would be great to marry a beautiful and virtuous woman to be my wife.

Fahai: If you have such vulgar thoughts, you will definitely get into trouble. When the time comes, disaster will come. Let’s see who can come to save you.

Xu Xian: I’m not afraid, and nothing will happen to me.

Fa Hai: Why.

Xu Xian: If the family has a good wife, master, haven’t you heard someone say that if the family has a good wife, the husband will not cause any trouble?

Fa Hai: Amitabha.

Tune: "Past and Present Life"

Narration: Bai Suzhen is a compassionate person, but she spares Xiaoqing from being saved by the sword.

The two became sworn sisters and kept their bodies in Prince Qiu's palace.

The magical power is vast to prosper the mansion, and the magical power is boundless to build gardens.

The old house in the abandoned garden has taken on a new look, just like a dead tree has seen spring again.

Hi hi hi yo, hi ya hi yo, just like a dead tree blooming in spring again.

Hi hi hi yo, hi ya hi yo, just like a dead tree blooming in spring again.

Xiao Qing: Sister, you have such a high moral character, why don’t you seek to ascend to the immortal world instead of living in the world of mortals?

Bai Suzhen: I am, my fate is not over yet.

Xiao Qing: What kind of fate is this?

Bai Suzhen: I remember, 1,700 years ago, one day, I was almost killed. Fortunately, a shepherd boy saved me. I can't be ungrateful and not repay others.

Xiao Qing: I understand, just like sister you spared my life, I have to repay you, right?

Bai Suzhen: I feel so wronged to you.

Xiao Qing: Wherever it goes, I am willing to do so. But sister, in the past 1,700 years or so, the shepherd boy may have been reincarnated more than 20 times. In the vast sea of ??people, sister, you are going to arrive. Where to find him?

Bai Suzhen: Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva once enlightened me. She said that if we are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, we must go to the heights of the West Lake to find it.

Xiao Qing: So you went to Hangzhou to find your benefactor.

Bai Suzhen: But we have to look for it high up in the West Lake. How to look for it? What’s high?

Xiao Qing: Oh, could it be a tall man named Gao?

Bai Suzhen: Who knows, whether he is tall, short, fat or thin.

Xiao Qing: Sister, don’t be impatient. Since Master Guanyin has given you some advice, we will definitely find a solution. How about this? Starting from tomorrow, we will go sightseeing in the West Lake every day. Find your benefactor.

Bai Suzhen: As soon as this benefactor appears and I repay my kindness, I will fly away from the world with you. I will devote myself to the Tao and will never fight in the mortal world.

Xiao Qing: I’m afraid it won’t be up to you then.

Bai Suzhen: I have my own determination, and I will not be led by the seven emotions and six desires in the world.

Xiao Qing: But, sister, why do you conclude that he is your benefactor?

Bai Suzhen: I have my own magic power. You will know it when the time comes.

Xiao Qing: I really hope he will be a handsome husband, that would be interesting.

Bai Suzhen: Who knows.

Wang Fengshan: Chinese.

Xu Xian: Master, is something wrong?

Wang Fengshan: Do you know what kind of medicine you are making now?

Xu Xian: I know, it’s Deer Antler Frost.

Wang Fengshan: Is it for internal use or external use?

Xu Xian: It can be used internally or externally.

Wang Fengshan: What medicinal effects does it have?

Xu Xian: Take it internally to replenish deficiency and support yang, and use it externally to astringe and stop bleeding.

Wang Fengshan: What’s in it?

Xu Xian: Sulfur.

Wang Fengshan: I want to see how much you know about what it hates most.

Tune: "Heaven Doesn't Understand Love"

Xu Xian: Brimstone is the essence of fire, and saltpeter is its enemy.

Mercury should not be seen with arsenic. Wolfsbane is the most feared by the Mitra monk.

Croton is born with the nature of fire.

The most taboo is the morning glory walking all the way.

Lilacs and lilacs should not be seen with tulips.

Be careful as these medicines have different properties.

Wang Fengshan: Ah...be careful as the medicinal properties are different.

Using it correctly can save lives, but using it incorrectly can cost lives.

Using it correctly can save lives, but using it incorrectly can cost lives.

Okay! OK! OK!

Xu Xian: Yes, master, alas, sister.

Xu Jiaorong: Chinese, Mr. Wang, hello.

Wang Fengshan: Okay, I’m here to see my brother again. By the way, I have to tell you that it’s right for your brother to come to study medicine with me. It’s rare for him to have such strength in Chinese.

Xu Jiaorong: Thank you for your promotion.

Wang Fengshan: Sit inside.

Xu Xian: Sister, my brother-in-law has not been beaten again recently, and Kuyin has not been lost again, right?

Xu Jiaorong: You know everything.

Xu Xian: You didn’t come to get the sore medicine, so I think my brother-in-law must be living in peace.

Xu Jiaorong: It’s not peaceful. The county magistrate forces him to solve the case quickly every day.

Master Yuan, I came here today to help Hanwen take a leave of absence. Can he not come to the store for a day tomorrow?

Wang Fengshan: Is there anything going on at home?

Xu Jiaorong: Tomorrow is the third day of March.

Wang Fengshan: You have to go out of the city to visit tombs during the Qingming Festival.

Xu Jiaorong: Yes, that’s why I want to ask Yuan Waiye for a leave. I want to take him up the mountain to visit his grave. I don’t know.

Wang Fengshan: You should, you should. You don’t need to ask for any leave. Come tomorrow and take him with you so that he can go out and relax.

Xu Xian: Thank you, master.

Xiao Qing: I think this Guanyin Bodhisattva must be old and confused, otherwise how could she say these two unclear sentences: "We are destined to meet each other thousands of miles away, and we have to go high up in the West Lake to find it." , how long have we been looking for him, looking here and there, but there is no expert in this West Lake, he is just trying to trick people. According to me...Sister, what are you looking at?

Bai Suzhen: Xiaoqing, look, the man on the bridge...

This is the first episode~~~There are too many lines~~