Happy sentences are humorous and concise.

1, young, but heavy. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot.

When I am bored to death, only money can save my bad mood.

3. Those who spend the night are called hotels, and those who drink are called nightclubs. Is the name taken backwards?

4. The salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

5. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points by dressing up, one point by your face, and nine points by the filter.

6. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.

7. If life betrays me, I hope it's because of my weight.

He said he wouldn't let you suffer a little injustice, but he didn't break his word and made you suffer a lot.

9. The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently. Because I'm ... cute.

10, life is like a news broadcast, you can't escape by changing the channel.

1 1, the so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

12. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

13, anyone who has really worked hard knows that the IQ gap is insurmountable.

14, I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know that I was both civil and military until I hit you.