Birds eat insects. Tell me about it.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

What are you pretending to be tender? Wrinkles on the face can kill flies.

After the fireworks, the air was filled with the smell of RMB.

How time flies! It was dark as soon as I got up.

Classic sentence: innovation is to pick up the sheets that have been sleeping for two months, shake them and spread out the other hand.

Love is like smelly socks, the longer it grows, the worse it stinks!

Japan claimed Diaoyu Island as its own, and a tsunami happened as a result!

Get up every morning, there is always an impulse to take a nap.

Turning your face is faster than turning over a book. It's not terrible. The terrible thing is that she will turn back.

The early worm is eaten by birds, and I can't decide.

When the sky is high, birds can fly and advertisements can be blown.

If there must be bugs in the dish, I hope the chef can paint it with heavy makeup.

I won't show you my sadness, I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

It is said that a China man died, and the flattening is the periodic table of chemical elements.

Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

Funny quotations: take your youth to touch porcelain, and no one can afford to lose it.

The first thing the teacher said when she came into the classroom after class was: If you don't want to learn, just lie on your desk and play dead.

Apprentices who don't want to betray their teachers are incompetent apprentices.

Beating is kissing, scolding is love, dear is not enough to kick!

Secret love means no radar and anti-aircraft guns, silently locking enemy planes.

If you dare to climb my window and sing uneasy, I will sing the onion song with you.

When you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles and shake coke.

I'm not a loner, but I have intensive phobia.

Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

Ghosts knock at the door in the middle of the night, and passers-by want to die.

A confident woman is not necessarily beautiful, such as Xifeng.

Seeing you, I consciously pretended to be Altman.

The richest man is Altman, because the ATM says

Pretending to be forced is only an instant, and shameless is eternal.

Classic Quotations _ I swear I'll chop my hand if I surf the Internet again. I found myself a thousand-handed Guanyin.

Spending money is as fast as lightning, and making money is as difficult as climbing the sky.

When you have money, you need to remember that when you have no money, when you encounter difficulties, you will meet several people around you.

Always treat yourself as a grandson, because the whole world is your uncle.

There are a group of dogs behind the rich, but they have no money to walk around.

I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

Little girl, give me a smile. If you don't laugh, I'll give you a smile.

Others laugh at me for wearing too thick, and I laugh at them for being frozen.

I read travel novels every day, and the toilet I read is very similar to the hole I traveled through.

Fighter in the slag, VIp in the slag.

Because it is you. So I'm willing to. Because it is you. So I gave up.

1, I thought I could miss you when I fell asleep, but I woke up in the middle of the night and found it was you in my dream.

2. No matter how humble I love you, I can't satisfy your arrogant and hypocritical heart!

I'd rather you stabbed me to death than I am ambiguous now.

I never like to argue with others. You can take them if you like.

I care about others carefully, which means that my emotions will not overflow.

6. The word "inappropriate" has exhausted the helplessness between men and women.

If we are destined to be together, I want a tragic love first.

8. The real peace is not to avoid the noise of horses and chariots, but to plant chrysanthemums in your heart. Although the past flows, the sound of the waves remains unchanged day by day. As long as we get rid of our obsession, we can be quiet and safe.

9. I waited for you for so many days, in exchange for you calling someone else's wife.

10, sometimes the person who says good night first just wants the other person to sleep first but can't sleep alone.

1 1. The nicer you are to me, the more I like to lose my temper, like you.

12, you may not get it if you work hard, but you will get nothing if you don't work hard.

13, I was lovelorn once and shed a tear, so I had the Pacific Ocean.

14. The best love letter a man can give a woman is a marriage certificate.

15, every imperfect love is just the stranding of time.

16, I am the wind, and I will never have a direction. You are water, and you will never get hurt.

17, I love you, but you don't love me.

18, are you afraid of being reduced to compromise in fate?

19, I love you because that person is you.

20, because it is you. So I'm willing to. Because it is you. So I gave up.

2 1, the distance between spring and autumn is so big, and there are so many changes in the middle.

22. There will always be someone who will be the only one in your life.

23. Do you know how many people want the person you don't cherish now?

24. Heartbroken love is true, only happiness is false. I once thought that the full moon was just a game set by fate.

25, the next pervert is a woman, son!

26. It's not your fault that you are ugly. Scaring people is your fault.

27. What kind of future will make you leave without hesitation?

28. Even if I love again, I won't come between you. Let me bury this feeling in my heart and forget it.

29. Sorry, I played a tragedy in love.

30, everyone has everyone's memories, memories of crying and laughing, ups and downs!

3 1, don't call names, just one sentence or a few words will greatly reduce your image in the eyes of others, and don't moan all day.

No matter how strong I become, you will still be my weakness.

Cigarettes are naughty. Let's smoke them comically.

Live well, because we will die for a long time! ! !

We should keep quiet when listening to the sermon in the church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

People are not smart and bald like others! !

I always wander between cow A and cow C.

So many people despise me. Who are you?

I love you! What do you care?

Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play out Lao Tzu's sadness!

As long as the hoe jumps well, where can you dig down the corner?

There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

The reason of constipation is that the gravity of the earth is too small.

I don't know if I went to college or if college fucked me.

Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves, deceive others and be deceived by others.

Pain is an enjoyment that only sober people can have …

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

University is learning!

I have a left dragon, a right white tiger and Mickey Mouse tattooed on my shoulder.

Other people's money and wealth are things other than me.

Can't afford to sleep in the morning; Sleep at night!

I've been really busy recently, and it's hard to guarantee even 0/6 hours' sleep a day/kloc!

Why do you need to sleep for a long time to live? You will fall asleep after death.

What men say about inner beauty refers to inner beauty, not inner beauty.

If you have a pair of wings, you should be braised …

What's the use of being handsome? Can I swipe my card with my face at the bank?

It is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!

When arguing with others, take a step back; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually streaked in Too Many Cooks for 20 years!

Look at a beautiful MM, but there is no way to strike up a conversation. A brick on the side of the road, picked it up and went forward. "Classmate, did you drop this?"

A real warrior dares to face the balance on the bank card and the figures on the weighing scale.

The best way to encourage yourself is to appreciate yourself, and the best way to deceive yourself is to appreciate yourself.

People always want to let ghosts and gods know when they do good things, but they always feel that ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We are too embarrassed for ghosts and gods.

I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. Friends call it "confidence".

Eating is not a crime, and people who are fatter have the right to gain weight! Slim is actually gaunt behind, and people who love you don't care about your waistline! Taste the long-lost food! Even death is a kind of beauty!

Tell a woman who likes sports: everything makes a pot.

Cigarettes are naughty, so we smoke.

Happiness is a serious little thing.

I'm pretty, so I don't need to boast.

Eat a candy when you are sad and tell yourself that life is sweet.

Life is a lamp and work is oil. If the light is on, come on!

Change is not innovation, no direction is not progress, only breaking is not development.

Cooking paste, cooking paste, playing cards is not paste; Hypertension, hyperlipidemia and low salary!

Modern people's living conditions: attend today's class, sleep yesterday's sleep and spend tomorrow's money.

What is a white-collar worker? Today, I got paid, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice, instant noodles, felt the money left in my pocket, and lamented: this month's salary is white-collar again!

People have plenty of backgrounds, and I only have my back.

Now people who can earn 200 Jin of pork a month are barely white-collar.

It is said that when you meet love around the corner, TMD, if you are not careful, you will be hit by a car when you turn the corner!

Why go when there is no way out? Just take the bus

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

Tucao is used to count money, not to reason! !

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

If one day I become a hooligan, please remember to remind me that I was innocent.

Looking for him in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me …

The furthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but I am in telecom and you are in Netcom. ...

God gave us acne while giving us youth!

Go to today's class and sleep yesterday's sleep!

After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

Look into my eyes and you will see persistence and sincerity except chewing gum.

The boy next door finally vowed to lose weight-at the graduation job fair, someone said to him, "Sorry, buddy, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

Don't sleep late, get up early, exercise and have breakfast in the morning.

Don't sleep late in the morning, get up early and exercise breakfast. 1. A sneeze says good morning to winter; Two States, looking at winter and saying good afternoon; The three men shivered and said good night to the winter night; Friends' nagging, cross-care, colds need to be guarded against, and don't get sick.

Don't always envy the beauty of others, but manage your own happiness with your heart. Illuminate your own path with your own light. Good morning!

When I was young, I thought that going to bed early and getting up early was a slogan, but when I grew up, I found that it was three wishes.

The so-called lovelorn is not just the loss of a lover. The so-called lovelorn is the poem you wrote because of this lover, but the photos you took, the happiness you imagined became a better self, and suddenly the drama lost its basis. It's like you're building a castle. When that person leaves, he takes the land under the castle. Cai Yongkang

Warm as the gentle morning light, open your heart and light up your world. Full of positive energy, for you! Good morning!

6. The sun shines into your curtains. When you open your eyes and receive my message to you, I bring you a gentle blessing. May it bring happiness and good luck every minute! Good morning!

7. Confused, confused, melancholy ... I don't know why all kinds of emotions are mixed together. Where will the future go, and what kind of life is what I expect? Self-esteem and money are the pursuit of young people and the fog that puzzles them. Ordinary is true? At least ordinary is extraordinary enough. Nonsense, it is better to go to bed early and get up early to move bricks. ...

8. I often go to bed late and get up early recently. Every day, my schedule is full of things. Although my growth is slow, I will always be on the road.

9. Going to bed late and getting up early is another day of edema.

10. Time flies at home, but I feel that I have accomplished nothing. I run around. Well, today is another busy day, and I finally understand that it is impossible to go to bed early and get up early at home. Give it up. . Pulled out the agreed tooth, left a souvenir and remembered the time.

1 1. I hope you don't smoke or drink. Early to bed and early to rise is good for your health. Come to me when the time is running out! I'm waiting.

12. Good love depends on two spiritually independent people. They often visit each other's spiritual world, and each other is very welcome, but they will never be arrogant.

13. Try to change it once in a while. Although you may lose something, you are likely to get something better. Good morning!

14. Sleep is the best treatment for waking pain. -(Spanish novelist) Cervantes

15. Life should not be controlled by comfort. What determines your success is struggle; Don't be controlled by others in life, it is you who decide your destiny; Life should not be influenced by appearances, what determines your maturity is to see through.

16. An ideal life needs a little love and heart. Good morning.

17. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Smile happily. Cry if you want, and love when you should. There is no point in suppressing yourself. Good morning quotations: classic quotations of positive energy.

18. Many things may be difficult to do, but you will find yourself stronger every time you compete with them.

19. It is not always too late to get up early. If you are not late, you may not have breakfast. Eating breakfast doesn't necessarily make you energetic to go to work. If you have the spirit to go to work, you may not be able to finish a day's work. If you can finish a day's work, you may not have a good income. So why get up early? Have a nice weekend.

20. A loser in life does nothing more than do two things: interfere in other people's lives with his own mouth and think about his own life with other people's brains.

Don't sleep late, get up early, exercise and have breakfast in the morning. Childhood is a rational sleep period. -Emile by Rousseau, French enlightenment thinker, philosopher, educator and writer.

22. A day's work lies in the morning.

23. People are used to holding back when giving, but serious people never ignore this, because they know that even small differences in giving can make a world of difference in what they get.

24. The warmest thing is not sunshine, but a kind heart; The most beautiful thing is not a flower, but a smiling face; The most comfortable thing is not the apartment, but your home; The best is not future, but today.

25. Everything comes to him who waits, and life can get better little by little. Good morning.

26. My future roommate must be quiet and normal. No, ky, go to bed early and get up early to clear your mind. Forget it. The requirements are too high. I'd better live by myself.

27. You may come when you are dreaming. When the alarm clock reminds you every morning, whether you get up and jump or turn over the quilt is the best answer to prove yourself. Loneliness under fireworks is a must for every dream, and everyone is the same.

28. Be sure to take care of yourself, don't eat too much pepper, go to bed early and get up early, don't stay up late, don't stare at the screen when your eyes hurt, and eat when your stomach hurts.

29. Go to bed early and get up early, quit smoking and drinking, keep stomach trouble, keep long hair, and do well in exams. They said that if I laughed so much, everything would be fine.

You can't get up early even if you go to bed early, so why don't you stay up late?

3 1. It seems that I have experienced a lot of things, and everything that makes people collapse is left to sleep late and get up early, and I accept it calmly.

32. I have been willful for nearly a week, and I have eaten midnight snack fried rice willfully tonight. That's really enough. I can't do this anymore. I want to go to bed early and get up early, eat less and exercise more.

33. If I go to bed early and get up early every day, will I become a good person?

34. Go to bed and get up early one week, upside down day and night. At the end of the day, there are always a few hours in a circle, and my body seems to be not my own.

35. If you have a choice, choose the best. If you have no choice, do your best.

36. Wish you good luck, be grateful for your life, like beauty and yourself.

37. I didn't sleep well last night and became a dog on Monday. I am so sleepy that I can't open my eyes. I told myself to go to bed early and get up early in the future.

I should know that one day, everything will be different. Accept a different life, be yourself and work hard. If your goal is not achieved, you must redouble your efforts. There is still one month to cheer yourself up. You must learn to adapt yourself. Only in this way can a person calm down and study hard to improve himself. Early to bed and early to rise. From now on, good night.

39. I really miss/kloc-you didn't have acne on your face before you were 0/8 years old. At that time you went to bed early and got up early. At that time, nobody made you angry.

40. Knowledge is like skills, and friends are like equipment. Without decent skills and a few pieces of equipment, it is not only difficult for you to improve yourself, but also easy to give your experience to your opponent.