Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I want to find the lines of "Hundreds of Surnames" by Qi Zhi and the soldiers, and declare that I don't want the lines of "silly boy reading". Baidu is full of "silly boy reading"!

I want to find the lines of "Hundreds of Surnames" by Qi Zhi and the soldiers, and declare that I don't want the lines of "silly boy reading". Baidu is full of "silly boy reading"!

I can't hear some noise clearly. I took them off. Please forgive me.

Chi: Friends, long time no see. Everyone is busy. this evening ...

The soldier interjected: Ah, I am the busiest.

What are you up to? ?

Bing: I am the busiest.

What are you up to?

Bing: Mainly there are more social activities.

This is a social activist.

Bing: There are many social terms now.

What's your title?

Bing: I recently.

Chi: Ah.

Bing: I became a researcher in Changsha Hunger Therapy Research Association.

Volunteer: Hunger therapy? Are you hungry? .

Bing: Every time it's time for lunch, the president always asks me to turn on the water and wait for me to pump it up.

Many people have finished eating, so I have to go hungry.

Chi: They eat fast enough.

Soldier: When we were having dinner, they asked me to turn on the water again. I won't go this time anyway.

Chi: I've been hungry all day. Everyone in your association is like this. (Skip the correct question)

Bing: Recently, I joined the Changsha Crowd Phenomenon Research Association. I'm the vice president.

I think the position of vice president is too small for you. You'd better be a swarm of "crazy" leaders and take the lead in heckling. I think you have it here (this "it" is a crazy position).

Bing: Later, there was a fishing association, which chose me and chose me. After I said no, I had to invite my "fishing captain".

Chi: I think you look like a Taoist. You dropped all your busy shoes. "It's too long to fall." .

Soldier: Busy, busy.

Pool: Busy.

Bing: No, I finally joined an academic group.

What association?

Bing: China Baijia surname research society.

Chi: Which association is Baijia's surname from? What are you doing in there?

Bing: My position is very important. I am the lunch box contact of this association.

Chi: You accidentally spilled the box lunch and turned your association into a hunger therapy association.

Bing: When I contacted bento several times, I asked the president there a question.

What's the problem?

Bing: I arranged the president there without saying a word.

Chi: Oh, the president is silent. This sentence translated into Mandarin is not very standard.

Bing: In the end, there is nothing to do. He invited me to sit in its place. He sat alone by the wall.

Chi: You are the chairman.

Bing: From then on, he never dared to return to this association.

Chi: He was scared.

Bing: How about it?

What's your question?

Bing: What's the problem?

Chi: Tell us about it.

Bing: I scared you (pronounced "he" in Changsha dialect).

I am not a frog. You say, jump

Soldier: Get down, get down, get down.

Chi: What am I doing squatting?

Bing: Don't jump up.

I was afraid to jump up, so I squatted down and held it down.

Bing: I asked, former grandson, Zheng Wang, why is this former grandson first?

Chi: Don't tell me that this is real learning. After talking for a long time, I still don't know. I really don't know why Qiansun Zhaoli is in front.

Bing: Only I know.

Chi: Hey, hey, tell me about it.

Bing: You want to know?

I want to know.

Bing: This proves that you are very eager for knowledge (Changsha dialect means to study, read slowly and like to learn meat).

What kind of meat do I have?

Soldier: Seek knowledge and meat.

I have pork belly. What is knowledge meat? Curiosity is also the meat of knowledge. I thought I was missing a piece of meat.

The soldier began to explain: Hey, hey, learn. ...

Chi: Knowledge is meat and power.

Bing: sensitive and eager to learn, not ashamed to ask questions! You call me big teacher first.

Chi: Who told me to grow a piece of meat for knowledge? Call a big teacher. Tell me, teacher, why did Qiansun Zhaoli put it aside?

Bing: That's a good attitude. I can tell you, get down.

Chi: This is an old African man jumping high. You startled me (Changsha dialect is homophonic and black, and I was with him when I read it). I have to squat when I listen to his lectures.

Bing: My knowledge is earth-shattering. I don't usually talk about it. I am squatting, thousands of grandchildren and Zhao Li. (I don't know, I hesitate)

Chi: Zhao, I grew a piece of intellectual meat for nothing, didn't I, Zhao? I'm telling you, I spent a long time in prison.

Soldier: Zhao Zhao.

Yes, Zhao.

Bing: It really is. ...

Chi: Why do you put it in the first place?

Bing: Not yet. Food is the most important thing for people, isn't it? Everyone should have a full stomach. If you make some food and order, you don't have to start a stove first.

Chi: Do you sell lunch boxes after cooking?

Bing: Then I don't care.

Pool: What? You are, that is, Zhao, you are the stove of the stove.

Bing: When can two stoves be used together?

Chi: How did you know that two stoves were common at that time?

Bing: Then how do you know that the two stoves were not popular at that time?

I see. Why did the president let you sit in his seat? You drove him away alive, you know.

The stove is the first one.

Bing: Zhao Zhao Zhao.

Pool: Money.

Bing: Money.

Chi: Yes, it is money.

Bing: Do you always go out to earn money when you are full? What will you eat at the next meal, won't you?

Chi: Nonsense.

Soldier: You can't afford a box lunch?

Chi: All you have to do is order a box lunch.

Bing: Qian Qian.

Chi: Sun.

Bing: Sun Sun, do you still want to find a wife? If you have a wife and a child, you want it to have a grandson, so there are thousands of grandchildren.

Chi: You have everything.

Soldier: Both.

Chi: Li.

Bing: Ber Ber, do you want some plums?

"You'd better eat some grapes," explained Qiansun Zhaoli.

Li, 18 years old, have you found it?

Chi: This word has been taken apart to say that Eighteen is Li.

Soldier: Many children are blessed.

This is our traditional thought in China.

Bing: So Zhao Qiansun and Li are the first.

Chi: It's a pity that you are the president. You should pay attention to your important wandering and give lectures in the society.

Bing: What?

Chi: You will be killed. Zhao Li, a thousand grandchildren, explain it this way.

Bing: You really are. You just doubt me. Real learning is behind.

What is the knowledge behind it?

Bing: First of all, you are better than this surname.

I, my last name is Yang.

Bing: Hey, hello, Yang.

I'm exhausted. Take a break and call again next time. I'll call this time.