Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I want to find the lines of "Hundreds of Surnames" by Qi Zhi and the soldiers, and declare that I don't want the lines of "silly boy reading". Baidu is full of "silly boy reading"!
I want to find the lines of "Hundreds of Surnames" by Qi Zhi and the soldiers, and declare that I don't want the lines of "silly boy reading". Baidu is full of "silly boy reading"!
Chi: Friends, long time no see. Everyone is busy. this evening ...
The soldier interjected: Ah, I am the busiest.
What are you up to? ?
Bing: I am the busiest.
What are you up to?
Bing: Mainly there are more social activities.
This is a social activist.
Bing: There are many social terms now.
What's your title?
Bing: I recently.
Chi: Ah.
Bing: I became a researcher in Changsha Hunger Therapy Research Association.
Volunteer: Hunger therapy? Are you hungry? .
Bing: Every time it's time for lunch, the president always asks me to turn on the water and wait for me to pump it up.
Many people have finished eating, so I have to go hungry.
Chi: They eat fast enough.
Soldier: When we were having dinner, they asked me to turn on the water again. I won't go this time anyway.
Chi: I've been hungry all day. Everyone in your association is like this. (Skip the correct question)
Bing: Recently, I joined the Changsha Crowd Phenomenon Research Association. I'm the vice president.
I think the position of vice president is too small for you. You'd better be a swarm of "crazy" leaders and take the lead in heckling. I think you have it here (this "it" is a crazy position).
Bing: Later, there was a fishing association, which chose me and chose me. After I said no, I had to invite my "fishing captain".
Chi: I think you look like a Taoist. You dropped all your busy shoes. "It's too long to fall." .
Soldier: Busy, busy.
Pool: Busy.
Bing: No, I finally joined an academic group.
What association?
Bing: China Baijia surname research society.
Chi: Which association is Baijia's surname from? What are you doing in there?
Bing: My position is very important. I am the lunch box contact of this association.
Chi: You accidentally spilled the box lunch and turned your association into a hunger therapy association.
Bing: When I contacted bento several times, I asked the president there a question.
What's the problem?
Bing: I arranged the president there without saying a word.
Chi: Oh, the president is silent. This sentence translated into Mandarin is not very standard.
Bing: In the end, there is nothing to do. He invited me to sit in its place. He sat alone by the wall.
Chi: You are the chairman.
Bing: From then on, he never dared to return to this association.
Chi: He was scared.
Bing: How about it?
What's your question?
Bing: What's the problem?
Chi: Tell us about it.
Bing: I scared you (pronounced "he" in Changsha dialect).
I am not a frog. You say, jump
Soldier: Get down, get down, get down.
Chi: What am I doing squatting?
Bing: Don't jump up.
I was afraid to jump up, so I squatted down and held it down.
Bing: I asked, former grandson, Zheng Wang, why is this former grandson first?
Chi: Don't tell me that this is real learning. After talking for a long time, I still don't know. I really don't know why Qiansun Zhaoli is in front.
Bing: Only I know.
Chi: Hey, hey, tell me about it.
Bing: You want to know?
I want to know.
Bing: This proves that you are very eager for knowledge (Changsha dialect means to study, read slowly and like to learn meat).
What kind of meat do I have?
Soldier: Seek knowledge and meat.
I have pork belly. What is knowledge meat? Curiosity is also the meat of knowledge. I thought I was missing a piece of meat.
The soldier began to explain: Hey, hey, learn. ...
Chi: Knowledge is meat and power.
Bing: sensitive and eager to learn, not ashamed to ask questions! You call me big teacher first.
Chi: Who told me to grow a piece of meat for knowledge? Call a big teacher. Tell me, teacher, why did Qiansun Zhaoli put it aside?
Bing: That's a good attitude. I can tell you, get down.
Chi: This is an old African man jumping high. You startled me (Changsha dialect is homophonic and black, and I was with him when I read it). I have to squat when I listen to his lectures.
Bing: My knowledge is earth-shattering. I don't usually talk about it. I am squatting, thousands of grandchildren and Zhao Li. (I don't know, I hesitate)
Chi: Zhao, I grew a piece of intellectual meat for nothing, didn't I, Zhao? I'm telling you, I spent a long time in prison.
Soldier: Zhao Zhao.
Yes, Zhao.
Bing: It really is. ...
Chi: Why do you put it in the first place?
Bing: Not yet. Food is the most important thing for people, isn't it? Everyone should have a full stomach. If you make some food and order, you don't have to start a stove first.
Chi: Do you sell lunch boxes after cooking?
Bing: Then I don't care.
Pool: What? You are, that is, Zhao, you are the stove of the stove.
Bing: When can two stoves be used together?
Chi: How did you know that two stoves were common at that time?
Bing: Then how do you know that the two stoves were not popular at that time?
I see. Why did the president let you sit in his seat? You drove him away alive, you know.
The stove is the first one.
Bing: Zhao Zhao Zhao.
Pool: Money.
Bing: Money.
Chi: Yes, it is money.
Bing: Do you always go out to earn money when you are full? What will you eat at the next meal, won't you?
Chi: Nonsense.
Soldier: You can't afford a box lunch?
Chi: All you have to do is order a box lunch.
Bing: Qian Qian.
Chi: Sun.
Bing: Sun Sun, do you still want to find a wife? If you have a wife and a child, you want it to have a grandson, so there are thousands of grandchildren.
Chi: You have everything.
Soldier: Both.
Chi: Li.
Bing: Ber Ber, do you want some plums?
"You'd better eat some grapes," explained Qiansun Zhaoli.
Li, 18 years old, have you found it?
Chi: This word has been taken apart to say that Eighteen is Li.
Soldier: Many children are blessed.
This is our traditional thought in China.
Bing: So Zhao Qiansun and Li are the first.
Chi: It's a pity that you are the president. You should pay attention to your important wandering and give lectures in the society.
Bing: What?
Chi: You will be killed. Zhao Li, a thousand grandchildren, explain it this way.
Bing: You really are. You just doubt me. Real learning is behind.
What is the knowledge behind it?
Bing: First of all, you are better than this surname.
I, my last name is Yang.
Bing: Hey, hello, Yang.
I'm exhausted. Take a break and call again next time. I'll call this time.
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