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Why did Liu Canbang escape the hongmen banquet?

Why did Liu Canbang escape the hongmen banquet?

Being beaten by the old rogue Liu Bang, Xiang Yu was very unhappy. He said, I'm desperate to fight to the death with Qin Jun's main force. You want to take a shortcut and go directly to the customs to get the cheaper one. This is really your shame. In addition, Cao Wushang, a cadre under Liu Bang, played infernal affairs and sent someone to tell Xiang Yu: "Liu Bang wants to be king in Guanzhong and let Zi Ying be prime minister." Xiang Yu smiled angrily. "Liu bang's fellow is a cat and mouse-he is too bold. He dares to be king in front of me without teaching him. He still doesn't know what it means to respect the old and love the young! "

Subsequently, Xiang Yu ordered the whole army to attack Liu Bang. Fan Zeng also fanned the flames and said, "It's high time. Liu Bang, an old rascal, has always been greedy for money and lustful. This time he went into the customs, without even bringing anything. As the saying goes, abnormal things are demons, and abnormal people are demons. Liu Bang's demon man must have many designs. Moreover, it is said that there are often colorful clouds floating on him, which is called Emperor Qi. Such people don't fight anyone. "

Xiang Yu's uncle Xiang Bo has been making friends with Sean. He secretly told Sean about it and told Sean to run for his life. Sean was loyal and didn't want to escape alone, so he told Liu Bang.

Liu bang was shocked after listening: "This is despair. I knew from the beginning that I wouldn't listen to gossip. What should I do now? "

Sean said, "Why not ask Xiang Bo to talk to Xiang Yu?"

Liu bang quickly asked, "Ovary, what is your relationship with Xiang Bo? Can you trust him? "

Sean said positively, "Xiang Bo killed someone before, and I saved him."

Liu Bangchang breathed a sigh of relief. "That's good. Call him in quickly so that I can contact him. "

After Xiang Bo came in, Liu Bang drank wine, ate meat, toasted Xiang Bo and wanted to marry him. After the sugar-coated cannonball came down, Xiang Bo agreed to intercede with Liu Bang first, and then let him personally make amends to Xiang Yu the next morning.

The next morning, Liu Bang took one hundred people to Hong Men to make amends to Xiang Yu. As soon as he saw Xiang Yu, he burst into tears. "Brother, I thought we had agreed to jointly attack the State of Qin. You are in the north of the Yellow River and I am in the south. I hope you don't come to the customs day and night. I'll go to the customs first to remove obstacles and overcome all difficulties for you. Only when brother wins will you be welcomed in. My brother is the mirror of the sun and the moon. Don't listen to the little people gossiping and tear my brother to pieces. "

Xiang Yu saw that Liu Bang was crying piteously and his heart melted, so he made the end. "It's your Sashima and Cao Wushang who sow discord, otherwise I wouldn't be like this." Hearing this, Liu Bang said to himself, "It turns out that Cao Wushang's tough guy has made a difference. I'll open a big dyeing house for him later and give him some color to see see. " .

Xiang Yu left Liu Bang on the same day to have a drink and talk with him. During the dinner, Fan Zeng made eyes at Xiang Yu for many times, and raised his Yu Pei three times in a row, suggesting that Xiang Yu took the opportunity to get rid of Liu Bang. Xiang Yu said to himself, Fan Zeng, do you have a cramp in your eyes or something? Do you still need to teach me how to do things? I ignored him.

Seeing that Xiang Yu didn't listen to himself, Fan Zeng got up and went out to find Xiang Zhuang: "I'll give you a glorious task. In the future, you can go in and ask for a sword dance, and then take the opportunity to kill that old rogue Liu Bang. " Say, a fuels.

Xiang Zhuang was inexplicably excited and replied in a low voice: "I would like to shed the blood of the Spring and Autumn Period!"

Later, he went into the big tent. After drinking, Xiang Zhuang said, "It's no entertainment to drink like this. Shall I give you a sword dance? "

Xiang Yu agreed.

Xiang Zhuang danced the sword to the height of xing, chanting: "This is drunk watching the sword!" " Say, the tip of the sword pointed at Liu Bang.

Xiang Bo found something was wrong, got up quickly, drew his sword to protect Liu Bang and said, "Then I'll see you in Qian Shan!"

When Xiang Zhuang saw someone making trouble, he said to himself, Good Xiang Bo, who are you going to fuck? The sword in his hand intensified and shouted, "If you don't help your loved ones, turn back quickly!"

Xiang Zhuang also gave him a twist and replied, "I wonder where you got so many enemies. Let go!"

Seeing that Xiang Bo and Xiang Zhuang were fighting, Zhang Liang slipped out of his account to find Fan Kuai and said, "The situation is critical. Xiangzhuang's sword dance is intended to be Pei Gong. "

Hearing this, Fan Kuai rushed into the tent without saying anything, knocked over several guards, blew his beard and stared at Xiang Yu. Xiang Yu likes to make friends with brave people. When he saw Fan Kuai, he asked happily, "Where did this man come from?" Sean, who followed, wiped his sweat and said, "This is Pei Gong's great bodyguard Fan Kuai."

Xiang Yu waved. "Enjoy wine and meat." Left and right gave Fan Kuai an immature pig's front leg.

Fan Kuai killed the wine in one gulp, then buckled the shield on the ground and cut the meat with a sword. Xiang Yu saw his boldness and said, "Can you drink any more?"

Fan Kuai replied loudly: "There is nothing wrong with looking down on people, but I claim that a thousand cups can't fail. But these are small things. I just want to ask Wang Xiang who made an agreement with the generals &; Lsquo was the first to enter Xianyang by Wang &; Rsquo, doesn't count? Now my boss has come in first, he dare not touch anything, and the army has returned to Pakistan, waiting for the arrival. But Wang Xiang didn't say he got the prize, but he wanted to kill my boss. Really chilling. "

Xiang Yu was embarrassed, and it took a long time to spit out a word: "Sit down."

After sitting for a while, Liu Bang saw that the focus was no longer on himself, and immediately made an excuse to go to the toilet and planned to escape.

After going out, he handed a pair of jade walls and a pair of jade buckets to Sean, and asked him to tell Xiang Yu, while he took Fan Kuai and others to copy the trail and ran away.

During the dinner, Xiang Yu saw that Liu Bang had been in the toilet for a long time and didn't come back, so he asked what was going on. Sean quickly presented the jade jade and jade bucket, saying, "Pei Gong has an upset stomach, for fear that Wang Xiang will get angry. He went back early and asked me to stay and make amends for everyone. "

Xiang Yu received the jade jade and said nothing. Fan Zeng chopped up the jade bucket given to him and said angrily, "If you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer. Wait, it must be Liu Bang, an old rascal, who will take your world in the future. "

After Liu Bang returned, he immediately killed Cao Wushang, who was "in Liu Ying's heart", and thoroughly implemented his concept of "revenge by a gentleman, from morning till night".