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Around 2020, the temperature will drop in one second in autumn and enter winter, which is very funny.

1. It's getting cold, don't forget to add clothes. Bless you and warm your heart. Happy every day, not to mention always busy. Remember to contact more and say hello. I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. It was not until I was frozen into a dog today that I realized that the beautiful promise was because I was too young.

It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed with wifi and endless snacks. If all else fails, can you give me one?

There is really no one this autumn. It's really a sudden rhythm of one second into winter. It's time to undress by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.

Please don't refuse every snowflake that falls on you, because every snowflake has my best wishes and cordial greetings to you. But it's cold, so keep warm.

6. The night is very cold, which is the day when the great cold comes. The cold and humid smell wraps around you and makes you breathless. Hehe, my hands are not in the mood, because my mood is frozen.

7. Please do a good job in keeping out the cold in winter: a husband holds a husband, a wife holds a wife, and a thermos that is not available for the time being. Don't hug it! Really can't. I should change my hairstyle.

8. A little truth is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts: Happy every day! Happy winter!

9. The wild geese fly north and south, and the frost stains the maple forest. Autumn is thick and the autumn wind is rustling. Honey, it's getting cold. Pay attention to your health and put on clothes when it is cold to prevent a cold attack! !

10. It's so cold. You must take care of yourself. Don't freeze! As the saying goes, people freeze their legs and pigs freeze their mouths. I've put on my pants, so buy a mask quickly!

1 1. A little love is worth a thousand taels of gold, a little warmth can offset the frost in Wan Li, a greeting brings warmth and sweetness, and a short message brings all my thoughts: Happy every day! Happy every day!

12. Don't worry if it's cold. Don't forget if it's cold. A little news tells you that you should keep healthy, exercise regularly and eat properly when it is cold.

13. My hands get cold when it's cold, and I don't want to touch my mobile phone. But the thought of friends warms my heart. Friendship, always warm, SMS greetings, I wish you happiness and health, smile more every day.

14. The wind is cold and the night is getting longer! Say hello quietly. Are you busy? Pay attention to hygiene when changing seasons, drink more boiled water, add clothes, it will be cold sooner or later, be careful to catch cold, take care of yourself, be happy and safe!

15. The sound of falling flowers is known to the wind, the feeling of missing is known to the heart, the coldness is known to the winter, and my blessing is known to you. No flowery words, just want to send you warm wishes in the cold winter!

16. I can't hold back my heart beating, let me deeply appreciate the beauty of care, send you a warm coat woven with my heart, and cover you with blessings. May happiness always be in your arms and happiness will laugh loudly.

17. Life lies in exercise, health lies in diligent washing, and happiness comes from mood. Freeze early and freeze late, exercise more, and freeze when you move; Wash early and wash late, enjoy every day, sterilize and kill diseases. When influenza A is far away from you, I wish you all the best.

18. Some people are worried about this, and even boring days are rich; Some people care, no matter how lonely the snow is, it is romantic, and some people bless it. No matter how cold the winter is, it is warm. It's cold, put on more clothes and take care of yourself.

19. It's time for you to take a bath again. Everyone in the family thinks you died in the bathroom.

20. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

2 1. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road this day is definitely my true love.

22. The pure winter has passed quietly, the changeable weather is always, and the unchanging mood is always!

23. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

24. The weather is very cold. Put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will feel distressed. To someone I care about.

On this day, the person who can let me take out my mobile phone to type and chat with you on the road is definitely my true love.

Don't forget to add clothes when it's cold, be careful not to catch a cold and take care of yourself, because no one will feel sick.

27. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

28. Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please put the money into my Alipay before you can add clothes.

29. The weather is getting colder and colder. Everyone has a girlfriend and a boyfriend. I'll put on some clothes.

30. Why are people closer to the north more direct? It's freezing. Who has time to travel with you?

3 1. Don't laugh at students dressed like zongzi, because there is a kind of coldness that my mother thinks I am cold.

32. Take an extra coat when it is cold. Remember to take an umbrella when it rains. Buy a cup of hot milk tea when your hands are cold. Don't treat yourself badly.

Dear baby, the weather has turned cold recently. Remember to soak your feet and drink milk, apply some hand cream and cover with a thick quilt before going to bed.

Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

35. Come on, go out and play. I see through the coldness of the world, and I just want to talk to others. It's too cold outside, I don't want to move.

36. Unconsciously, I was wrapped in your tenderness and got used to your life. Even if I can't meet you, I will always feel your breath. I don't know if I can pursue forever, but I know I miss you.

37. Can you lend me a hug when the weather is cold?

38. When I met you, I felt warmer in winter.

39. The coldest is not winter, but winter festivals.

40. I'm not cold without returning your message, but my hands are cold.

4 1. The weather is very cold. Moon, did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

42. The most rogue in winter always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

43. What is winter? I don't want to get out of bed even if I hold my urine.

44. It is very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pocket in.

45. The weather is very cold. If you have an object, hold it, and if you don't, add clothes.

46. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

47. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

48. I can't start the learning mode because it's too cold to move and the machine is stuck.

49. What makes you put your cold hand on his back in cold weather is absolutely true love.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable.

I am not afraid of loneliness and loneliness, but I am afraid that my thoughts of you will be drowned in this quiet night.

The most precious thing in life is not the material you have, but the people who accompany you.

A person's temperament is not in appearance and figure, but in all past experiences, leaving a deep and quiet impression on the heart and appearance. Therefore, elegance is not trained, but the condensation of experience; Indifference is not a disguise, but a precipitation of life. In a sense, people will never get old, only appearance will get old, and time will make a soul more and more moving.

How far away, how tangled, how nostalgic, how indescribable. You can't see pain or madness. Some people appear in your life inadvertently, giving you some surprises. You think she is the joy of your life. But you are wrong. She is just a passer-by in your life, giving you a temporary feeling. The tide rises and falls, and you know that what belongs to you is just memories.

The road ahead is still so long, I don't know the ending, and I don't make assumptions. I just want to see my whole life. I don't want to remember that sad sentence. I only remember one thing-being by your side.

The meaning of life lies in facing those ups and downs, innovating life style again and again, or taking life as a happy attempt, no matter whether it is sad or bitter. The only thing we need to correct is our inner weakness and cowardice of character, and we can face life with a smile. This is the most objective happiness.

We have to find our own heart, life is always moving forward, and all the past you thought you could not get through is finally over. Along the way, we bid farewell to a past and walked into the next scenery. The road is extending, the scenery is changing, and life is not eternal. No matter how turbid the water is, as long as it has been precipitated for a long time, it will still be exceptionally clear; No matter how stupid a person is, as long as he makes enough efforts, he can rewrite the direction of fate.

Life: kind at 0, happy at 65,438+00, confused at 20, basically oriented at 30, struggling to break through at 40, looking back at 50, retiring at 60, playing mahjong at 70, sunbathing at 80, lying in bed at 90, hanging on the wall at 65,438+000. All sadness will always leave a trace of joy, and all regrets will always leave a perfect corner. Eat and drink, don't take things to heart. Take a bath and look at your watch. One second is very comfortable.

In this world, the only thing you can't cheat is your own heart, which always exposes your joys and sorrows when you least expect it.

There will always be a period of time, and only when it has passed will we find that it has been deeply embedded in our memory. Many years later, one night under the light, I suddenly remembered and smiled quietly.

Understand one thing and you will grow. Look at one thing clearly and you will understand. See through one thing and you will be rational. See through one thing and you will mature. See through one thing and it's over. Look down on something and put it down. If you look at one thing clearly, you will be smart. Look at one thing and you will succeed. When you see something, you experience it. You will cry when you see something bad. Look at one thing, and you are awesome.

There are no accidents in life, only fate. I missed the opportunity to hear the charm, but because of an absurd and bloody strange competition, the girl I deeply like and I parted ways on the road of love, and each turned into a line and ran on the road of life. Mercedes-Benz, but intertwined.

People have two eyes, both of which are parallel, so we should look at people equally; People's ears are two-sided, so don't listen to one side of the story; Although people have only one heart, they have left and right atria, so they should not only think for themselves, but also for others.

If he really loves you, you can be any kind of woman. If he doesn't love you enough, you need to be a comprehensive woman.

People are not afraid of being humble, but they are afraid of losing hope, looking forward to tomorrow and sunshine. Nothing can pass, but I can't go back. Life is mixed, with laughter and tears, and compassion can benefit people; Only by being considerate can we tolerate others; Patience is the only way to be a man; Only with compassion can we measure people; Only if you have a hard heart can you help others; Only with a wise heart can we see people; Only tolerance can treat people with things; Only when you have a beautiful heart can you show it to others.

Humor suitable for cooling down.

A humorous story suitable for cooling down Part 1 1. It's raining in the west window again, and the cold is still coming. The sunshine in winter is melancholy, not to mention the cold winter rain, which keeps hitting my heart. I wish you a short message, and you won't be depressed in rainy days. Cold and cold protect my health!

I wish you more exercise and keep healthy. It's still great to be cold!

3. Farewell in the heat, report for duty in the cold, the north wind blows, leaves fall, thoughts rise, blessings fly out, send you a short message, give you some care and greetings, and wish you a healthy and sweet life in this cold winter.

4. The weather is very cold. A daughter-in-law holds her daughter-in-law, and a husband holds her husband. If you don't have a date, wear more.

5. The weather has cooled down, which reminds me; May you: unload your cold with happiness, get rid of the chill smoothly, and resist freezing with health; Finally, I wish you all the best, good mood and good health!

6. The weather is getting cold, please pay attention to the cold protection for beautiful children. Don't use ugly ones, it's freezing. Only beautiful children can receive this information. I got it. I lent it to you because I don't think you can get it.

7. The breeze blows away the fatigue of the whole body, the drizzle falls full of care, the bell rings sincere greetings, and the message conveys deep concern. The weather is changeable, blessings are always in my heart, and it's cold, sending you a warmth.

8. Cooling down again and again turns the leaves yellow; Indifference again and again makes people indifferent.

9. In cool weather: May you keep warm in harmony with your family; Warm yourself with the nourishment of sweet love; Warm up with the happiness of a smooth career; Use the precious warmth of friends' friendship; Wish you a warm body and a happy life!

10. It's very cold. I solemnly tell you: put on clothes when you are cold, sleep when you are sleepy, eat more when you are hungry, don't catch a cold, and get more sunshine. Only when it is received can the body get better and the blessing take effect.

1 1. It doesn't matter if it's windy, just wear a scarf; It doesn't matter if it rains, just hold an umbrella to block it; It doesn't matter if the temperature drops, just put on more clothes; It doesn't matter if winter comes, just pay attention to the cold. Whether it is hot or cold, good health will do; No matter summer or winter, I wish you a good mood every day!

12. It's dry and cold in winter now, but the snow is irregular. I don't know where to go in the snow In this weather, people still call cold cotton-padded clothes, cotton trousers, down jackets, hats and scarves, and wrap them in electric blankets at night. The hot water bottle is not cold. Don't let the cold near it.

13. It's a long distance, not a little greeting. It is cold, not warm. When the news arrives, care will arrive. Put on clothes in case you catch a cold. Be diligent in exercise and be healthy. I wish you happiness!

14. These days are the coldest in winter. People in the street wear cotton-padded clothes, walk hard and tremble, sleep on thick cotton blankets, and sometimes feel a little cold. According to the Meteorological Observatory, the lowest temperature today can reach four degrees Celsius. No wonder there are a few biting cold winds blowing from time to time these days, blowing cold clothes, making the skin cold and the nose clean out of control. Even the flowers and leaves of my own beloved rhododendron are cold and drooping, and the flowers have withered.

15. Who will warm my bed?

16. It's getting cold. Don't forget to help your roommate open the quilt when you wake up at night.

17. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

18. Caring doesn't start today, and blessing doesn't end today. Send my most sincere greetings, the most intimate care and the deepest blessing, and gently tell you: Take care when it's cold.

19. The weather is getting cold. I wish you a happy and beautiful season!

20. Although friends don't get together often, they are warm and caring.

Humorous stories suitable for cooling down Part II 2 1. The weather is getting colder. I send my greetings and concerns to you, and I also send my thoughts to you. From then on, you are the person I care about most in this world. So don't forget to cover the quilt when you cool down, and wear more clothes when you get up in the morning, because the cold wind is really biting.

22. The weather is getting colder and the blessings are getting warmer. If you add clothes, you will get fewer colds.

23. I warm you with pure friendship.

24. When the cold wind blows, people tremble, and a cold current rushes to the body, making people feel cold all over, so pay attention to keep warm. Intimate SMS informs you to wear more clothes to protect yourself!

25. It's snowing heavily outside and it's cold inside. The temperature is ridiculously cold these days, too cold.

26. The weather has cooled down, don't be afraid, put on all your clothes: wearing a hat can warm your head; Wearing a scarf can warm your face; Put on cotton-padded clothes to keep warm; Wear gloves to warm hands; Wear cotton shoes to warm your feet; Reading my blessing can warm your heart!

27. When the weather turns cold, there is a secret recipe to prevent colds. Don't forget to change clothes in time, keep the sleeping cover warm, drink more ginger soup to dispel cold and strengthen stomach, eat less greasy boiled water and drink more, change the clean air in the dormitory frequently, and exercise properly and healthily. I wish you a happy and healthy life.

28. The weather often gets worse and the temperature drops too fast; Your body loves you, and it is most practical to wear warm clothes to keep out the cold; Eat less meat, eat more vegetables, eat more fruits and drink more liquor; Sleeping at night with a thick quilt, catching a cold and being thrown out; Love SMS in time, I wish you health and style!

29. Li Bai, a famous poet, once said: grace is precious, and free and easy price is higher. If it is warm, you can throw both. If you want to throw it quickly, you will catch a cold if you don't throw it! The weather is getting cold, please remember this poem, and quickly abandon your manners and return to your warm embrace!

30. In winter, a thin layer of snow, like a huge soft wool felt, covers this vast wasteland and shines with cold silver light.

3 1. Send you a red scarf to wrap your good luck; Send you a pair of sincere gloves to protect your safety; Send you a happy cotton-padded jacket to eliminate your troubles. Peace dances with you, happiness plays with you, and warm sunshine shines on your heart!

32. Blessing is only for you to warm your heart.

33. The cold is approaching the first frost. It's cold, so wear clothes to cool off. Yam is good for health. Gegen drinks more and keeps fit. Lily produces saliva to open the gastrointestinal tract. Grapefruit is smooth and smooth, melon seeds nourish the stomach, and the fragrance is overflowing. The first frost has arrived, I wish you good health!

34. There is another cold air in the north, one layer of winter rain and one layer of cold; No matter how tired you are at work, you also put a smile on your face; Cherish friendship, always remember, but don't forget to send text messages; Xiao Han has come to remind you, don't forget to add clothes when it is cold!

It's cold, pay attention to your health and don't forget to add clothes.

36. The weather is changing, the care remains unchanged, the seasons are changing, the care remains unchanged, the temperature is changing, the care remains unchanged, the text messages are changing, and the greetings are unchanged: the weather is cold, so put on more clothes and pay attention to cold and warmth.

37. Stiff your body, but can't freeze my passion for your care; Cold, sealed your enthusiasm, but can't shut my heart to remind you; The weather is getting cold, I hope my warm greetings can warm you, and I wish you a smooth and happy life!

38. Part I: Autumn leaves are falling continuously. Part II: Sweaters, trousers and cold-proof clothes. Horizontal batch: cold-proof in late autumn. I wish all my friends: dress warmly, eat well and have a good time!

39. It's going to be cold to the world, and the cold wind will roar first, and the chill will be pressing, and it will rise into the sky. So add clothes and shirts to warm the weather, and it will get cold. Take care of your health. I wish you happiness and warmth every day!

40. Send you a flower and wish you a beautiful flower; Send you a diamond ring, I hope you will be happy forever; Send you a candy, which means you are happy and healthy; Send you a message to remind you to add clothes in time. Baby, it's cold, keep warm!

Humorous and funny stories suitable for cooling down Part III 4 1. Sincerely bless you, keep warm when it's cold!

42. Don't worry about adding clothes in cold weather. May you run forward healthily and happily!

There are few people in the street, which is in sharp contrast with the cool autumn. Probably people hate the cold winter. On the way home, the bare tree waved to us feebly, and the yellow grass nodded to me reluctantly. This is in sharp contrast to the vibrant spring.

44. When the weather turns cold, I will warm you with sincere greetings. I warm you with pure friendship; I use reminder information to warm you up. The weather turns cold, I wish you a happy and beautiful season.

45. The temperature drops, the weather turns cold, autumn is gone, and winter is coming. Wear more clothes, don't catch cold, don't be depressed when it's cold, smile all the time, be energetic, and send text messages first. May your life be happy and healthy forever!

If you are happy in cold days, you should pay attention to your health on special days.

47. May this dress accompany you forever, warm and happy for a lifetime!

48. When the weather is cold, I will send you a short message, with warmth as the theme, concern as the content, greetings and sincere concern. If you want to receive information, you should pay attention to the weather changes, don't catch a cold, and keep healthy and in a good mood!

49. Prevent colds in winter, pay attention to a calm mood, keep your feet warm, go to bed early and get up late to get more sunshine, and forget all your troubles and worries. All your bacteria and viruses are gone. I wish you a strong and healthy body and a long smile in winter!

When the weather turns cold, say hello: I miss you so much. May the warm sunshine drive away your cold, may the cold current freeze your troubles, and may time stay here and bring you joy and encouragement.

5 1. The weather has turned cold recently. Please put on more clothes. For the sake of health, don't just be graceful and don't care about the temperature.

52. Winter comes quietly, and changeable weather is always a blessing! May the faint mist gently caress your physical and mental fatigue, and the cold wind will convey my heartfelt concern: it's cold, keep warm!

Believe it or not, true feelings can make a sunny day. If you believe me, accept my true feelings and pay more attention to the cold. If you don't believe me, put on more clothes and cover more quilts!

54. Time blurs the memory, the distance is far away from sweetness, greetings come quietly and send care, and blessings are full of warmth. Whenever and wherever you are, there is my concern. The weather is getting colder. Remember to add clothes and take care of yourself!

55. The weather changes quickly, and the cold wind comes quietly; Put on more clothes when you go out, and don't forget to bring boiling water; Soak your feet at night and warm your feet; Sleep under the quilt, don't freeze your feet; Come to the sun more, you can add more calcium; Eat more fruits and vegetables; Health is always accompanied, and the whole family is happy!

People can't live in a frozen place.

57. When the leaves gradually turn yellow, when the branches are peeled off by the wind, when snowflakes dot the earth, and when the rain goes away, in this changeable winter, I will tell you with my mobile phone: friendship will never change, don't catch a cold, put on more clothes!

58. There is a loneliness, a prayer, a longing, a cold, and a heartfelt concern: put on more clothes when it is cold.

59. A gust of autumn wind is refreshing, leaves fall all over the ground in autumn, and a greeting is warm in my heart. In the bleak autumn, don't forget to care more about the people around you!

60. The cold wind blows and the drizzle falls, only to find that the cold winter has quietly arrived; This moment may forget everything; The only thing you can't forget is to gently say to you who are far away from home: "It's cold, pay attention to your health!" " "

One second, the corners of the mouth rise, and the next, the eyes are moist.

Introduction: It is best to talk about love only once in your life. If you experience too much, you will be numb. More separation will get used to it; If there are more couples, they will compare; Finally, you won't believe in love any more. In fact, for love, the simpler the happier!

1. I don't like intrigue, calculation and false friendship. I like simple people and simple things.

Sometimes you think you have a good temper, but some people think you are easy to bully. Say sorry to yourself, for others, hard for yourself.

3. When you are strong, you will meet someone stronger than you; When you get better, you deserve better.

4. Make more efforts every day, not for anything else, but for more choices in the future, choose a small life and choose people you like.

People always say that time will change everything, but in fact you need to work hard to change it.

6. Everyone has some unacceptable parts in his personality, even the best people. So don't criticize others, and don't blame yourself.

7. If you can't be the master of your thoughts, you will be the slave of your emotions.

8. Don't trust others too much, even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

9. Only when you are down and out will you know who is a fool who is worried about you and who is the illegitimate child of a stranger.

10. Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's essence.

1 1. Similar people are suitable for having fun together, and complementary people are suitable for growing old together.

12. Luck is when an opportunity happens to bump into your efforts.

13. People who love you the most will make you feel valuable, even when you are down and out.

14. Believe in yourself. If you can bind yourself, you can break the cocoon into a butterfly.

15. Always tell yourself that laughter is a kind of strength that will drive away sadness.

16. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them every day, but you know, they will always be there.

17. The most taboo in love is that two people fantasize about each other's future but always think about each other's past.

18. If you don't walk, you won't fall; There is no danger if you don't sail. But when the ship leaves the sea, it has no value.

19. Don't try to prove to the person who abandoned you how blind he is.

20. As long as you breathe hard, you can see miracles. A person's happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.

2 1. You are also an educated person, and you can't make do with it all your life. Even if you are not happy emotionally, there is no need for bring disgrace to oneself.

22. Life is a play, and there will always be a break! All stories have a beginning and an end, but some people give up halfway, and some people end up at the end.

23. There is no need to worry. What should come will always come, at the right time and with the right person, for the right reason.

24. Don't miss the past. Cherish what you get. If it's only the first time you meet happiness, cherish it.

25. No matter how long or short you have been in love, if you can always be gentle with each other, then all the moments will be flawless and beautiful.

26. Remembering this thing can really turn a person into a psychopath. One second, the corners of the mouth rise, and the next, the eyes are moist.

27. If you like a person, you will see his advantages. To love someone is to tolerate his shortcomings. Like is a kind of mood, and love is an emotion.

28. Every day's efforts are just to narrow the distance.

29. The difference between giving up and letting go is that giving up is to sacrifice what belongs to you, and letting go is to let go of what never belongs to you.

30. Whatever the weather, give yourself a sunny world; No matter the seasons change, make your heart full of birds and flowers.

3 1. In memory, there are some moments that are nothing special to experience, but they are worth a thousand words to recall.

32. Do what you should do and love the person you should love. You can cope with the magnificence of stormy waves and be content with the warmth of running water.

Be kind to people around you, because there are fewer and fewer important people, and the rest are more and more important.

34. It takes a moment to reach out and many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, it is no accident that he will appear in your life.

35. When you are strong, you will meet people who are stronger than you; When you get better, you deserve better.

36. Most mistakes are because you didn't persist, didn't work hard, didn't stay, and then hypnotized yourself that everything was fate.

37. Sometimes, you have to let go to understand whether it is really worth having.

38. Every city has its own story, and everyone has his own city.

39. A person should be crazy once in his life, whether for a person, a relationship, a journey or a dream.

40. There is always an answer to everything. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.

Editor's note: Now I don't blame anyone, laugh at anyone or envy anyone. The sun is shining, running in the wind and rain, dreaming your own dreams and going your own way. Everything's fine, really. Everything is fine.