Humorous sentences to describe the weather being hot or cold

1. The weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

2. Don’t ask me why I didn’t do well in the exam. It was because the weather was too cold and I was confused.

3. In summer, I want to run naked, but in winter, no matter how many clothes I wear, I feel like running naked.

4. When the weather gets cold, the place I want to go to most is in your arms besides the bed.

5. It’s cold. If you can’t give me a hug, then buy me a coat.

6. I remember it was a bitterly cold winter. I didn’t want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to ask for leave for any reason. Soon, the news of my heat stroke spread throughout the campus.

7. Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

8. There is a kind of longing called looking forward to the autumn water, and there is a kind of cold called forgetting to wear autumn trousers.

9. "Why do people in northern areas have more direct personalities?" "It's freezing cold, who has time to chat with you?"

10. There is a kind of coldness It's not that you feel cold, it's that your mother thinks you are cold.