Funny classic sentences about wearing slippers

The generation gap is when I asked my dad what he thought of Chrysanthemum Terrace, and he said he hadn't drunk it.

I am not L 'Oré al Paris, and I don't deserve it.

I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

Travel is to go from where you are tired to where others are tired.

Without loneliness, who will accompany me?

No one is holding hands, so I just take a pocket.

Face is given by others, and face is lost by yourself.

Where you fall, you get up. Always falling that way, I suspect there is a pit!

A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

Any problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

You are not a cactus, so why be so strong.

Look at you! Looking at the back, I was anxious and turned my head to scare away millions of lions.

Clap your head and make a decision, clap your chest and promise to leave.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

Dating is a time when a man and a woman show unprecedented superb acting skills.

Narcissism means being reborn as a woman in the next life and then marrying a man like me.

Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

Give me some sunshine, and I will rot.

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

I saw a car on the road, and there were six words on the back: fly away in a hurry.

I'm not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

What you say when you like you is what you say when you don't like you.

The happiness in front of us is the clearest.

Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

When I grow up, I want to marry Tang Priest. If I can play, I will eat him.

Wearing slippers and masks is three o'clock.

If you fall, get up and cry again.

It's all water. Why is it filled with alcohol? They are all perverts, so why pretend to be sheep!

Why should I wait so hard? Why can't you love me, even a little.

We see the prosperity, but we can't touch the memory.