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Excellent ingredients of crab
One day, a crab went to play in the sea. As soon as he entered the sea, he looked at his good friend Belin, who was also a little crab. They played a game called blowing bubbles. Bellin put down his big pliers to blow bubbles, but the crab in the sea raised his big pliers to blow bubbles, and the bubbles burst. He said, "I'm not fit to play this game, I"
Then, he found his friend Xianglin. Xianglin is a little turtle. He played a race game with Xianglin. During the race, they were panting and very tired, but they still insisted on running to the finish line. Sister Xianglin took 1 minute 35 seconds, while the crab took 37 minutes and 45 seconds, because the pliers were too heavy to hold her legs. The gap is really big. The crab said, "This game is not suitable for me either. I will play with other friends. Goodbye, Sister Xianglin. "
The crab found a good friend named Zhong Xinlu. Zhong Xintong is a jellyfish, a poisonous little jellyfish. He and Zhong Xinlu played a tornado game, but as soon as they held hands, the crab was poisoned. Jellyfish found many good friends. After 6954 days, he finally recovered.
On this day, the crab heard the sound in the distance and ran over at once. When he found out, the big octopus had been entangled in water plants. He picked up his big pliers and cut them again and again. The octopus thanked the crab, and the crab finally knew the use of his big pliers.
It's crab season again My father bought two boxes of crabs from the Internet. I am very happy.
One day, my father brought back two white foam boxes from work. When I opened it, I found that all crabs were tied with flowers, and one of them was still spitting white bubbles. One of them actually broke free from the rope that tied him with flowers and "bullied" him on it. Father saw this crab and decided to eat it first, but I said, "Look at its health, let me play for two days!" " Dad agreed to my request.
Dad carefully took out all the crabs, connected the foam box to clean water and put the cat in. I took a chopstick and let the crab catch it. The crab was flustered by my eyes and stared at me with small eyes. It caught the chopsticks in a rage. When I saw the opportunity, I picked it up with chopsticks, and then I took another chopstick and clipped it down. At this time, my mother.
The next day, I just woke up and went to see it, but the box was empty and my crab was gone! Where did it go? I looked everywhere, but there was no sign of it under the desk, under the sofa or next to the refrigerator, which worried me. I asked my parents to look for it with me, and finally my father found it under the curtain of the balcony, still spitting bubbles there!
What a naughty crab!
My brother Yan Ming is very young, but he is good at applying book knowledge to life.
On National Day, my father took our relatives and friends to Zhangpu for a holiday. Yan Ming tells us that the travel book says that there are crabs on the seashore in this area. Hearing this, my classmate Kaiwei and I pestered my father to take us to catch crabs. Dad agreed when he saw that we were so excited and looking forward to it. We cheered and ran to the beach in three steps to find prey. Yan Yan held my hand tightly, stared at me with his talking eyes and said, "Brother Hao, slow down, let me tell you the essentials of catching crabs."
At this time, the sea has just ebbed. I saw Kaiwei quickly climb over a big stone. "Wow, there is a big crab here!" He shouted excitedly. Yan Ming shouted anxiously at the back: "Wait, I'll catch it." However, Song Zhi, who can't wait, has reached out to catch crabs. Unfortunately, his hand was caught by the crab's big foot. "Ouch", the crab was quickly thrown out by him. Actually, I just fell at Akihiko's feet. I saw Akihiko reaching out and grabbing the crab's stomach. He also muttered: "Look where you are going!" I really admire him. His movements are so "quick, accurate and heartless". Kewei's hands are bleeding, and he mumbles with a sad face: "It hurts!" Akihiko criticized him: "You only know that crabs will hide under stones, but you don't know that crab feet will bite people!" " "
Dad asked Akihiko, "How do you know so much?" "I learned it by reading books." Akihiko replied. We were all amused by him.
Last Sunday, my period gave me nine small crabs, which were caught on a beach in Zhuhai. They are interesting little crabs. This little crab is very interesting. I like it very much.
Crab's body color is grayish brown, two small eyes are watery, eight feet are strong, and two sharp pliers and a hard shell make it more arrogant. I keep small crabs in a big pot and put some small houses made of small stones and blocks, hoping to add fun to them.
One day, I had lunch and went to the balcony to visit the little crab. When I came to the "Little Crab House", they were still eating. I saw them holding the leaves with pliers and chewing them slowly in their mouths. It seemed delicious. After eating, some of them quietly walked back to the hut to have a rest, some competed in the "ring", and some stood under the "ring" to watch. Little crabs are more energetic than Wu Lai. Soon, several small crabs broke two sharp pliers. My heart hurts when I'm around, thinking they don't hurt? I quickly separated them with bamboo, gave them "afternoon tea" and added some water to quench their thirst.
There are some interesting things about small crabs. Usually they walk sideways, not straight, which is simply bullying people. Let's get together and blow bubbles when we are free, just like playing blowing bubbles at ordinary times. Hey! It's a pity that the little crab grows by the sea or by the river and can't adapt to my new environment. When I came to this Sunday, only three little crabs were left, and the others were all dead.
Today, grandma bought some crabs.
I looked at it carefully and found that this crab was about the size of a tennis ball, and it was covered with a blue-gray hard shell, like armor, which was awesome! A pair of big claws are like two scissors with serrated blades! Eyes the size of rice grains kept dripping, as if looking at my home. A crab has four thin legs on each side of its body. Each leg consists of four sections, and the top of the leg is like a curved sickle.
I asked grandma to put a crab on the ground, and it immediately "bullied" and climbed so fast! I was afraid that it would climb into the house, so I quickly brought a chopstick to stop it. I put chopsticks beside it, trying to block its way, but it bypassed the chopsticks and continued to climb. I was angry, so I got up the courage to grab its shell edge, lift it up and poke it with chopsticks. No sooner had the chopsticks touched its big paw than it caught it. I tried to pull the chopsticks out, but the crab refused to let go, as if it were tug of war with me. I think the crab's big shell is really powerful!
At noon, a plate of red steamed crabs was placed on the dining table, which smelled fishy. Let me have a taste! Mmm, it's delicious! It's just a little troublesome to eat, haha!
Crab is really an interesting little animal!
Today, grandpa bought four live crabs. At dinner, grandma made four crabs and served them on the table. Grandma's cooking is great. Four crabs are delicious. My mother removed the shell of the crab and gave me meat to eat. Dad has been feeding me crab meat. My parents love me so much, I feel so happy. I always thank my parents. He also said to his grandmother, "Grandma, you have worked hard." Grandpa said how I became particularly polite tonight. If I do this at ordinary times, adults will like me very much It turns out how happy it is to be a polite child. In the future, I want to be a good boy with good manners. I ate three meals in a row tonight. I'm afraid my mother will talk about me. I also deliberately said, "mom, I am very tired from the exam today, and I am very hungry." I still want to eat. " Mom smiled and said, "If you want to eat, just eat enough, as long as you don't eat too much." It's very kind of mom. To tell the truth, I really ate too much tonight, but I'm afraid my mother will tell me. Who told grandpa to buy crabs so delicious? You should eat more delicious food. Moreover, Grandpa also said that eating crabs is smart and learning is better.
I have two crabs at home. They have been with me for eight months. Every week I cut a small piece of lean meat to make them full. From time to time, I will change their water and give them a small bath with clean water.
Crabs wear dark brown armor, always waving a pair of powerful "big pliers", eight feet like eight sharp little knives, as if ready to fight.
I think crabs are naturally aggressive animals. A battle has begun. Both crabs waved powerful big claws, and the big crab made a "crackling" sound with the big claws of the little crab. The little crab was quickly defeated and ran away quickly. The big crab holds its "big pliers" as if to announce to the world: "I won!"
But I will look at the crab coldly and see how long you can run wild. In fact, crabs are not born overbearing at all. It walks sideways, which is related to its limb structure. It turns out that crabs have always been misunderstood by everyone!
Crab is really an interesting animal. I hope they shed their skin early and grow fast.
The saying "Food is the most important thing for the people" has been circulating for thousands of years, and there are countless delicious foods in China. As a veteran foodie, my favorite food is "fire-breathing crab". It is also the best memory of my childhood.
At sunrise in the east, the river is surging, and all the little crabs that have been hungry under the rocks come out to feed. This is the best time to catch fresh ingredients. The ingredients are the most important, but don't forget that tools are also indispensable. This kind of small crab is best cooked in a earthen stove, so as to keep its original delicious taste.
Grandpa is an expert in making "fire-breathing crabs". He can always make that kind of delicious food: cut several green peppers into artistic pieces, pour oil into the pot, cook the cut peppers in the pot, and add glistening garlic to make them fragrant. Soon, the refreshing fragrance will pop open the lid and come to the nose. Peel off the upper shell of the small crab and put it in a pot and stir it constantly. Seeing them in red always makes people drool. When it is half cooked, pour the sauce in another pot into the small crab and cook it over high heat. The fragrant and spicy soup will enter the crab, making it crispy outside and tender inside.
I have eaten this dish countless times, and I feel different every time I eat it. Whether it is "color", "fragrance" or "taste", it will make people drool! It looks golden, like a layer of gold plating, and it looks a bit dazzling. Don't talk about the taste, don't talk about eating, just smell it, and it feels as wonderful as being in a fairyland. Pick up a small crab, dripping hot oil, yellow and red, bite it down, the juice inside is fresh and spicy, hitting my taste buds directly, causing ripples in my stomach. Even if you don't eat the meat inside, just taste the shell and it will be delicious. I like eating crab's two big pliers very much. First, I suck up the juice outside, and then peel off the shell. The meat inside is already delicious. I was amazed while eating: "Well, it's hot enough to breathe fire!" "That's why it's called a fire-breathing crab.
Not only I like small crabs, but also ducks. Last time, grandpa caught a sack of small crabs, and he was afraid of wasting them, so he smashed them and threw them into the duck house. I didn't expect the ducks to pounce on me one by one, and launched a big battle for the little crab. One of the big ducks suddenly washed away from the ducks. He dodged and jumped, crossed all obstacles and succeeded in eating delicious little crabs. Seeing this situation, other ducks swarmed. Soon, the little crab was swept away, and I was so greedy that I wanted to catch a bite.
"Fire Crab" is delicious. This is the best memory of my childhood. Someone once told me how good my grandfather's ball skills are, and I would proudly answer, "average, average, third in the world." But my grandfather's house will be demolished soon, so it will be difficult to eat small crabs again. But no matter when, I will never forget the taste of "fire-breathing crab".
Grandma bought some crabs specially today. I told her that I would take a good look at crabs.
Let's talk about the difference between men and women first. The difference between the two is that the male umbilical cord is long and the female umbilical cord is round.
Let's talk about crab shells again! Crab shells protect the safety of crabs. There is a smiling face in the center of its shell edge, and there are many spikes on the shell edge for collision. Touching it will make you feel stabbed!
A crab has two claws and eight legs, which are symmetrically distributed on both sides of its body. Its strongest weapon is pliers. Every time it takes a general step, its two small eyes will stand up and move. If you put your finger in front of it at this time, ouch! Then you are likely to suffer, and its two claws will hold you tightly!
Mature crabs eat male crabs in spring and summer and female crabs in autumn and winter. When eating crabs, pull out your navel, break it off and throw it away, then take off your back. Then I began to eat delicious crab meat. Here is a special talk about eating crab shells. Pour a spoonful of seafood soy sauce into the crab shell, then mix it with the meat and crab paste in the crab shell and drink it in your mouth. It's delicious!
I like watching crabs and eating crabs!
Today is the Mid-Autumn Festival. Grandma bought a lot of crabs, and I poured them into a big pot.
Wow, it's strange that they walk sideways, with eight long and powerful feet, fast and steady. Look, these elves are all dressed in gray armor, just like battle-hardened generals, imposing. A pair of small round eyes, protruding like two small black beads. And those two sharp pliers, like a pair of scissors, are its magic weapon. If it gets angry, you're finished. Be careful. The small mouth under your stomach will spit out a string of small bubbles from time to time, and you will hear the sound of "pa-pa-pa". I wonder if it is thirsty.
Grandma said: "crabs are divided into male and female: the navel of the female crab is round and the navel of the male crab is pointed." I took a closer look and found that the pliers of the male crab were very big with thick and dense black fluff on them. Female crabs have smaller pliers and less hair.
Crabs are also recognized. There is a folk saying that "a plate of crabs is the best dish". It is not only delicious, but also nutritious. It is a high-protein tonic, which is very beneficial for nourishing the body.
Hey hey, let me tell you a secret: this crab is my favorite food. What about you?
During the summer vacation, the warm sun baked me out of breath. Wu Wengang's brother and zhangyan's sister took me to the Black Valley to avoid "difficulties".
As soon as I got to my destination, I couldn't wait to get off. I thought: I was locked in the car for an hour and a half, and finally "liberated". When I got off the bus, I was like a runaway wild horse. Running and dancing for a while. The air is really refreshing, as if we were not under the same sky.
We walked slowly towards a crystal clear stream, which flowed slowly. I really want to play in the stream. At this time, my brother suggested, "How about we catch crabs in the water?" I clapped my hands excitedly and said, "Good! Good! " Everyone happily decided to go into the water. As soon as my feet stepped into the stream, a chill quickly spread all over my body, and my body seemed to be lighter. I gently moved the stones away for fear of disturbing them, and said to myself, "Little crab, where are you?" Come to me early! " ! There is free food in the world! Come early, and it will be gone if you are late. "I've been talking to them, but the little crab is a naysayer with me and doesn't even show his face. Looking for it for so long, I still can't find it. Suddenly, a little crab swaggered out and ignored us at all. I want a sneak attack. One, two, three, I put my hand on the hard shell on its back and shouted, "Brother, come here quickly, I caught a crab." "My brother heard my name and ran to me. I saw my brother grabbed the crab's big feet with his right and left hands and dragged it out of the water at once. We cheered loudly: caught!
The little crab obediently entered my pocket. It was just bullying, and suddenly it became a coward. I wonder, if it escapes, will it come back to get back at us? When we were still looking for its "compatriots", the little crab cut the "cage" with its sharp knife. In a short time, it successfully cut a hole. It slipped right under my nose. Too bad, too bad, I saw it climb next to me and raise scissors to stab me, but all this was discovered by my sensitive eyes. I dodged for a moment, and your trick failed. Seeing that it didn't succeed, it quickly fled to a stone. I'm in a hurry because my only trophy is missing. I hurried to move the stone, but I couldn't. Brother wants to move, but he can't.
Although I was a little disappointed in catching crabs this time, I also learned something. Not only can people think, but also the IQ of animals is very developed. For example, crabs use scissors to escape, they know it is safer to hide under big stones ... they are still very happy when they catch crabs!
It's the weekend of Crab Excellent Composition 12, and I, the "chef", can "show my skills" again!
Grandpa and I walked slowly to the vegetable market. Once in the market, wow! Chicken, duck and fish, everything! I was about to cook something delicious when I saw many crabs in a big glass jar. Steamed crabs. Good idea! I quickly asked grandpa to buy two male crabs, some ginger and a bottle of old yellow wine. When buying crabs, a young man's crab 40 yuan is a catty, and an old woman's crab 38 yuan is a catty. We bought a catty of crabs from 38 yuan.
After I got home, I gave the crab a salt bath first. A crab is very naughty and keeps moving. There is also a crab that is very good and motionless. Start washing crabs. Mom and I washed the "difficult" one first. I have been brushing the crab's back with a toothbrush. It's simple. But how to brush your stomach? I tried to overthrow it, but it still stood up; If I press it, its big pliers will hold the toothbrush. What should I do? I thought of an indigenous method: let the crab's right clamp hold one chopstick, let the crab's left clamp hold another chopstick, and then press it down, so you can brush it casually. Haha, the crab thought he had caught a human finger, and he was so proud. In fact, he is "looking for bitterness" for himself. It's really "smarter than smarter"! I washed the "good" crab again like this.
I put a few slices of ginger in the bottom of the pot, poured in the old yellow wine and boiled it. Then add the washed crabs and steam them on low heat. The crab crawled around in the pot, as if silently shouting, "Hot! Hot! " I pulled up a chair and sat on it. When the crab jumped around in the pot and waved the big pliers high, I could start a big fire. The crab began to turn red from the outside to the inside and stopped moving. When they were about to turn red to crab shells, I thought they had been buried in the pot. The "good" crab jumped out of the chair, and I scared the "difficult" crab "to shake three times". "What's wrong with that?" I blurted it out and made my family laugh. When the crab is red, it can be cooked!
Take the crab legs apart, squeeze them out and dip them in sweet and sour. It is really delicious! I think it's not easy to cook a dish. Grandpa has to cook three or four dishes a meal, three meals a day, 365 days a year. Know that life is hard-won, and live every day actively!
On a sunny day, the teacher took us to Niutou Mountain for an effective tour.
Looking down from the top of the mountain, the building is as big as a matchbox, cars crawl like ants, the clouds on the mountainside seem to be pushed by the wind, and people standing on the top of the mountain seem to walk in the clouds. Fairyland in fairy tales!
There is a big lake at the top of the mountain, and the clear lake is rippled by the mountain wind. A stream flows down from the mountain. The stream flows into the lake, and the water is very clear. I remember an ancient poem I read: "The canal is so clear because there is flowing water at the source." I can't help but sigh: "The mountains and rivers of our motherland are so beautiful!"
There are many pebbles in the lake, and there are also many small crabs like buttons. When the students saw the crab escape, they cried happily. Some impatient students couldn't wait to take off their shoes and socks and scoop crabs with bottles. We also started catching crabs. The teacher looked at us happily and smiled and agreed to let us catch crabs 10 minutes. After a while, a classmate shouted, "I caught it, I caught it." As soon as I saw it was true, their hands were either big crabs or small crabs, so I secretly made up my mind: I must catch a crab and not fall behind.
I suddenly found a big crab under a stone by the water. However, I don't know if I should hold down the crab's body first, and I don't know how powerful the crab is. Maybe I was so happy at that time, willy-nilly, I reached out and grabbed it. Unexpectedly, I only heard a cry of "Oh dear". I got the crab's big pliers and let me run around with crabs. "Put your hands in the water!" Listen to the teacher shout. As soon as I heard this, I put my hand into the water. Ha, how clever. The crab swam to the side at once. It's really interesting. Although I was bitten by a crab, after learning from my mistakes, I became more determined to catch crabs.
I followed the crab quietly until I came to a slippery stone. Several students in front of me were all wet by the river, and some accidentally stepped on smooth stones and fell into the water, splashing high, which made everyone laugh. Suddenly. Beep, whistle sounded, and the teacher shouted, "gather, gather!" " Although I didn't catch the crab this time, I was still very happy. Because, catching crabs this time has made me gain a lot of knowledge, know the specific meaning of "bullying the weak and fearing the hard" and the common sense of how to overcome it after being caught by crabs, which I can't learn in science class.
In fact, there are still many mysteries in nature waiting for us children to explore!
When I browse my mind and recall this interesting thing, I can't help laughing, an interesting thing when I was a child-pulling crabs.
It was the summer of my fourth grade, and I spent that hot summer at my grandmother's house. One afternoon, Jiang Jiaqing and Jiang Jingjing asked me to go to the river dam to pull crabs. We came to Heba with small baskets, matches, eggs, chopsticks and boards. I found a smooth big stone, put down my things and went to find the crab nest. We rolled up our pants, took off our shoes, rolled up our sleeves, and went underground one by one. The cold river hits our feet and makes us itch. We opened our eyes and searched carefully. When we were worried about finding crabs, suddenly Jiang Jingjing found a nest of crabs and quietly called us together to discuss countermeasures. We started catching crabs!
We separated the boards on both sides of the rock and blocked the gap with grass. I'm in charge of catching crabs that escape the net, Jiang Jingjing is in charge of catching them, and Jiang Jiaqing is in charge of receiving them. A big fat crab poked its head out. It doesn't seem to have found us, so move on. Jiang Jingjing quickly reached out and grabbed its head. With the other hand, she pressed her foot tightly against the stone in the river and did not move. She threw the crab into the basket so hard that it fainted at once. Then she caught a few more. It may be because crabs have noticed that the number of companions is decreasing and have been afraid to go out of the hole. We waited patiently for more than ten minutes, but they still refused to come out of the hole. I picked up a stone beside me and flung it into the hole. The crab escaped like a frightened bird. Seeing the shadow of the crab running away, Jiang Jingjing hurried after it, and I followed. I don't know if it was luck or heaven that gave me a chance. A red and fat crab ran to my feet. This is a good opportunity to exercise myself, but I am afraid that the sharp claws of crabs will hurt me. I want to shrink back and have it. After a fierce and contradictory ideological struggle, I chose the latter-possession. I plucked up my courage, followed Jiang Jingjing's example, grabbed the crab's head quickly and accurately while it was unprepared, pressed its foot with the other hand, put a finger into its stomach, held it tightly, and did not let go, and returned along the original road and threw it into the basket. A crab was tamed by me! At this time, Jiang Jingjing came back with a trophy. We scratched our heads first, then our feet, then our bellies, and then our baskets. We successfully destroyed several crab nests.
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We are extremely happy! Picking up dry wood, making a fire, roasting crabs, drilling eggs, eating your own trophies, enjoying the joy of success, and recalling the hard work, there is an unspeakable taste.
Crab pulling is both interesting and meaningful, and it will be a bright spot in my life memory!
Crab 15 excellent composition "foaming at the mouth, walking around with two sharp knives in hand, it's really bullying." who is it? By the way, it's a crab.
Crabs are mighty, like battle-hardened generals. It has a hard shell, as if wearing thick armor. Eight legs, two big pliers, and sharp hooks at the end of each leg make people shudder. Crabs have different shapes on their bellies, such as triangles and semicircles. My father told me that this is the gender difference of crabs.
Crabs are not only strange in appearance, but also interesting to climb. It crawled sideways, two big pliers waved awkwardly, and the hooks on its eight legs scraped the ground in an orderly way, which looked very funny. The crab moves slowly to the side with eight feet first, and it's interesting to close the two big feet one by one! Don't underestimate the small size of crabs. They went away with a swish and disappeared without a trace in a few times!
Eating crabs is also very learned. Grandpa taught me this! First break off the crab's foot, bite off both ends of the foot, and gently suck it, and a complete crab's foot will "appear". Take a bite, the meat is delicious, delicious. Gently open the crab shell and see shiny crab paste and snow-white crab meat. At this moment, dip in the secret seasoning, and the delicious taste will fill the whole mouth, making people memorable!
How's it going? Do you know anything about crabs? If you want to observe or satisfy your desire, buy some.
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