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What did you see through?
If you buy gold, you can buy grams. Jewelry can only be worn and realized, and it is difficult to sell when the price falls.
High-tech can't improve academic performance, it is only useful if your mind is willing to accept and digest knowledge.
4. Colleagues are colleagues. Don't look at the surface. When it comes to competition, he can't wait to tell all your bad things.
Honesty is a useless nickname.
6. Let the leader know about your work, or he will think that you are herding sheep every day. You'd better find a way to let him see that you are working every day.
7: Don't open a shop with your best friend.
8: Friends are friends, colleagues are colleagues, and people get cold when they leave tea.
9. If you lose a tooth, you can fill it up quickly. Don't spend thousands of dollars just because you can't bear to spend hundreds of dollars on root canal therapy.
10: The phone said that your traffic is not enough and your consumption is high. Do not believe! It's all a trick to increase your consumption.
1 1: Try not to sell if you can't drink it.
12: E-commerce products are basically imported from Yiwu, which is super cheap.
13: The station witnessed more sincere kisses than the wedding scene, and the walls of the hospital listened to more prayers than the church.
14: Join in the fun, or you will become lively.
15: It is normal to pay for tea when doing business in Guangdong.
16: Don't make money beyond your knowledge.
17: Don't be sincere just because others are nice to you.
18: If your child is still in kindergarten, don't offend the child's teacher. She will ruin your child's life. Many habits are formed in kindergarten, which is also a small society.
19: When you get married, have children and become a full-time nanny, you must have your own savings.
20: The customer is God. It's right to find a bone in an egg.
2 1: When someone doesn't answer your question directly, don't ask again, it will be annoying.
Don't pay the bill in a hurry, or you will pay the bill every time.
23: Be sure to keep your distance from your in-laws and live separately. Try to have as little contact as possible, and keep your distance even in a good relationship. You will always be an outsider.
24; When you meet someone who hurts yourself, you must stop loss in time, otherwise it will only be repeated again and again until it becomes his nature.
Never put away what you know in your husband's house. Playing dumb is king.
Giving gifts is more important than doing things.
You can try to figure out his money and everything about him, but don't try to figure out his kindness to you.
28: The sales of bar beauties are the same for anyone. Don't think she has feelings for you.
29: Girls either decide not to get married all their lives. If they want to get married in the end, they should choose men as early as possible.
Don't be soft-hearted, lend money to so-called friends. Give it to your parents if you have money.
3 1: No matter what card you apply for, if you use a copy, you must affix a seal on the front and back to indicate that the copy is invalid or affix the word.
You must have a skill that others don't have. You can't wait for death. You must keep pace with the times, or you will be eliminated.
33: As long as the surrounding facilities are enough to buy a house, there is no need to buy a lot, because the more comfortable the location, the greater the negative.
Standing on the podium, the teacher can really see the little movements of the students below.
35: Don't reason with customers. It doesn't make sense. The customer is right.
36: The network can be used properly, but it can't be everything.
37: Don't go to a bar and fall in love with marketing. Marketing has no love, they are just having fun.
Don't make any decisions late at night.
39: Open secrets cannot be said publicly.
40: Getting married depends on his family's character first.
4 1: To start a business, you must know all the processes before you can start.
In any industry, keeping your mouth shut can save most of the trouble.
43: Don't teach new people everything you know.
Don't go to the construction site without extreme self-discipline, it will be scrapped.
45: Expensive is not necessarily good.
1. Traveling alone with the opposite sex, if the other party does not explicitly refuse, only check in, that's the default.
2. Every time you cut a knife and vote in a circle of friends, you are consuming your popularity. The more you look at your friends, the more you depreciate.
3. Reject others quickly, and promise others slowly.
Anxiety is not a bad thing, at least it can spur you to progress. Many bosses' success is driven by anxiety.
Don't try to get everything ready before you start. Seize the opportunity first, it's like driving a duck to the shelf and then trying to finish it after taking over.
6. Winners and losers have something to respect. Only cowards who run away without fighting will be looked down upon.
7. What you don't understand, you can't understand directly, but you look confident. Pretending not to know is deceiving yourself.
8. People who make a lot of money, their business philosophy is to serve only the rich. It's not that they look down on people who have no money, but high-value services that rich people understand. A penny. A penny.
9. A good business model, a money-making model, is very simple, but you can't understand it at present, which is beyond your cognition. Difficult people can't, it's not difficult to learn and easy to understand.
10. Always believe in love, but don't believe that love will last forever.
1 1. Parents are living buddhas, so why do you have to go to Lingshan thousands of miles away?
12. Try not to go out to play with people with different consumption views.
13. Love is useless, but it is useful.
14. Feelings that break one's own principles and bottom line will certainly come to no good end.
15. Don't work hard on a job that is easily replaced by others.
16. The kindness of the strong is kindness, and the kindness of the weak is cowardice.
17. Society is hierarchical, and people who go up are less crowded. There are only a few awesome people.
18. The best way to flatter others is not to flatter others, but to learn from teachers.
1. Money is everything. Life, dignity, beauty and time all come at a price.
2. When you have money, it is more valuable. Poor people, everything is not as important as money.
The gap between people is huge and irreconcilable. With the gap, no one is pleasing to the eye.
4. The logic at the bottom of society is the law of the jungle and the survival of the fittest.
Every change is an elimination, and the poor are always the most unlucky.
6, don't say right and wrong, good and evil, are pros and cons.
7. Money and wealth are just games. It is useless for the poor to work hard without thinking.
8. Being born in a family affects a child's life. Reincarnation is a technical activity.
9. The more developed the society, the more fragile the relationship and the more lonely people are.
10, lack of ability and endless desire are the root of all pain.
1 1, there is no absolute fairness except 24 hours and life and death.
12, the choice is greater than the effort, but it is difficult to make the right choice. Many people only see the benefits, not the costs.
13, everything has a cause and effect, and many people, the ending is already doomed.
14, there is no next life, this life is the most important, be nice to yourself.
15, common sense and seeking truth from facts are the correct starting points for all problems, but many people can't do it.
16, there is no good or evil in human nature, only selfishness, everyone is the same.
17. The more society develops, the greater the gap between the rich and the poor, and the more miserable the poor are.
18 Except for health and making money, nothing else is important. Except the person who gave birth to me and the person I gave birth to, others are free to come and go.
All relationships are benefits.
20. The poorer you are, the closer you get to animals. I have no choice.
1: Girls start studying marriage when they can't make money, and boys start studying marriage when they can't make money.
2. When looking for the other half, don't want what you lack, or the person you meet will make you angry in minutes.
3. Enjoy the time alone, and shape your best self with the most lonely time. Don't feel that loneliness without someone to play with you is lacking and unnecessary.
4. Good intentions don't necessarily do good deeds, and good people don't necessarily have good results.
5: I really can't eat without a skill.
6: It makes sense to look good.
7. Company skaters like to bully new employees.
8. At work, there is nothing emotional to talk about. What everyone cares about is always the interests.
9: In this world, there are really not many people who deserve to make friends with themselves.
10: In this world, there has never been anything selfish and dedicated to the benefit of others.
1 1: I am not = not in this world.
12: acquaintances are not friends.
13: it is difficult for the poor to turn over and enter the high gate.
14: humble ideas are worthless in the eyes of others.
15: Only by loving yourself can you love others and be loved by others.
16: Nobody cares about your life except your parents.
17: Not all your kindness to others will be rewarded, others will take it for granted, so you still have to learn to refuse. Actually, it's not that embarrassing, and that's not my obligation.
18: Everyone has selfishness, which is human nature.
19: There is no problem that money can't solve.
There are only a few key steps in a person's life, especially when he is young.
2 1: What exists must be reasonable. There are too many things you can't see, so don't deny anything at will.
1, liar, serious as a gentleman.
2, insincere people, often a face of false prosperity.
Indulge in desire is to make a deal with the devil.
4, contentment will be broad.
5. Blind comparison is torturing yourself.
6. When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.
7. When your heart is opaque, complaints and troubles will hit the nail on the head.
8. Real life is running with pain, smiling with tears and accepting the gift of suffering.
9. People with abnormal mentality often quarrel with their loved ones and tell the truth to strangers.
10, any compromise and submission is a time bomb planted by yourself.
1 1, narrowness is the root of disaster.
12, nothing without money.
13. If you care too much about other people's comments, you will lose yourself.
14, let yourself eat skillfully.
15, stuck in a dead end, single-minded, let yourself step into a dead end.
16, without good health, everything is in vain.
17. Only by forcing yourself to be excellent can you have real dignity.
18. Ability and value are the keys to unlock interpersonal relationships.
1. Women say that money can't buy a heart because men don't spend enough money on her.
A woman who is really unmoved by money must still be in her infancy. Once a woman leads a lady's life, only money is left in her eyes, and love and affection will be sidelined.
It doesn't matter whether a man is ugly or not. As long as there are many tickets in your pocket, a beautiful woman will never be disgusted. Those who want to be wives can line up.
People who speak on the stage always say that they don't like money. In fact, they are all duplicitous guys. Those people like money more than anyone else.
Continue to talk about money, because this society has no money, it is better not to breathe, forget it, open your eyes and ask for money, turn on the tap and ask for money. Without money, you will be bored, you will be angry, and you can't do anything when you are angry. You can't make money, so if you don't worry, money will come to you.
6. If you have no money, talk less and do more, otherwise everything you say is bullshit. Talk more if you have money. Every nonsense you say is good advice.
7. Don't start a business without money. Work is wise. Don't start a business without a background. Don't waste water, or you will want to cry, and no one will feel sorry for you.
8. Luck is not for everyone, so don't expect that there will be noble people, and noble people will appear because they are still useful.
9, the society is actually very fair, how much value is used by people, how many opportunities to return, people who complain about unfair life every day, no one wants to listen to your complaints, and interested people will find their own places to cry.
1, generally, when you are useless, others can't think of you. They think of you because they need you.
2. It doesn't matter now that I was full of love before. Without love, I will try to make money, but I can't make money. I am still healthy.
3. Relatives and friends in the system always have an endless sense of superiority in front of people working in private enterprises. I don't want to feel their superiority anymore, so stay away from them.
4. No one looks down on money. No money, people are inferior. Even in front of their parents, they have no confidence. The balance in the card represents the weight of confidence.
5. After all, life is your own, your body is your own, and you are your own. After all, people come alone and go alone, so you are the most important, and nothing else matters.
6. There is no such thing as a free lunch. Asking people to do things is to keep your head down and contribute money, otherwise nothing can be done.
7. Don't disturb others. No one wants to be disturbed all the time. Everyone's patience is limited.
8. Once you are seriously ill, your former relatives and friends will be very taboo and don't want to get too close. One is that you are afraid of getting into trouble, and the other is that you are afraid of getting into trouble.
9. When a person is strong, everyone is afraid of himself. When a person becomes weak, what can bully himself?
10, it's really good if you are good. No one will feel really happy because you are good, but if you are not good, more people will laugh when they are down and out.
It turns out that pies really fall from the sky for no reason!
Today's society is cruel,
Only making money is the way out.
Money paves the way to heaven,
Stand aside if you have no money.
Open mind, change ideas,
Marriage is like a joke.
Divorce is easier than marriage,
It's even harder to stay married.
How can there be no sadness on the earth?
It is better to struggle than to complain.
Good health, able to travel far,
Only hard work can win.
The rich don't please the poor,
It is a blessing to accumulate virtue and do good.
Talented people come forth in large numbers,
Home and talent are everything.
Eat well, dress well,
Happiness depends on the production party.
1. If you associate with an acquaintance and find that the other person likes to take advantage of petty gain, you'd better bring it up euphemistically, the second time and the third time, otherwise the other person will never give up on his own.
It is better to refuse at the beginning than to promise casually. It's important to start rejecting the pro-test!
3. You took a fancy to a position. No matter how many skills you add, in many cases, people who choose 985,211are much more likely than you.
When you find something, but you can't help uncovering it, you may be on the way to maturity.
5. For intractable problems and certain things, if you choose to escape at first, it often takes many times more time and energy to solve them later.
When we were young, we didn't study hard. When we were young, we didn't work hard. Don't blame their life for being more relaxed and colorful than yours.
Personally, I think this is something I have seen thoroughly in my short life. Of course, the "Roman" players I met are not in this range [tears] [tears])
7. Kindness, patience, flexibility, and kindness without any sharp edge will bring a lot of trouble to the parties. I want you to know.
There is no denying that there are people around you who want you to live a better life, but they often don't want you to live better than them. Keeping a low profile is good for both sides.
I hope you live a good life is quality, and I hope you live a better life than him/her is friendship. )
9. There is no gender difference in bearing grudges. Try not to give people the opportunity to bear grudges in life. For example, stepping on someone else's foot at a critical time, such as some excessive jokes.
10. Making money and saving money is the capital of your future life, so that you can live the life you want and buy what you want at any time.
1 1. Women who have a certain economic foundation and like to save money generally have a relaxed life in marriage.
12, the first person to get off in life, even if you don't give up, don't worry, because you will continue to meet.
13, everyone is not perfect, and she also has some unacceptable places. If you meet someone who is willing to tolerate this part, cherish it is your proper attitude.
14, people who flirt with you for too long are either watching or don't want to talk to you seriously. People who have been in love with you for more than a few years either don't want to marry you or want to wait and see if there is anything better.
Finally: rich people like to say "money is not everything", good-looking people like to say "what's the use of being good-looking", and hard-working people like to say "hard work is not the decisive factor". They just don't mean it. These are routines, but you believe them.
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