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Tell me about a man whose wife is pregnant.

1. Looking forward to our brand-new family model, one plus one equals three.

2. Our world finally has a mistress.

My wife took the bus, and finally she was too comfortable to take it.

4. One body, two hearts, I have never met before, but I love you deeply.

The enemy still has nine months to reach the battlefield.