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Children's story: What did two stupid bears say?
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Monkeys eat watermelon.
The Monkey King found a big watermelon, but how to eat it? This monkey has never eaten watermelon. Suddenly, he came up with a clever plan, so he gathered all the monkeys. Say to everyone: "Today, I found a big watermelon. As for how to eat this watermelon, of course I ... of course I know all this. However, I want to test your wisdom and see which one of you can tell me how to eat this watermelon. If I am right, I can give him an extra piece. If I am wrong, I will punish him! "
Hearing this, the little hairy monkey scratched his cheek and said, "I know, eating watermelon is eating pulp!" " "
The Monkey King just want to promise, "no! The little hairy monkey is wrong! " A macaque jumped up and said, "I clearly remember going to grandma's house with my mother when I was young, and I ate melons." Eating melons is eating skins. " I think this melon is a melon, and watermelon is also a melon. Eating watermelon, of course, is also eating skin. "
Everyone has a point, but who is right, so we have to pay attention to an old monkey. ...
At first sight, the old monkey felt that he had a chance to show his face. He stroked his beard, cleared his throat and said, "Of course it's watermelon ... watermelon skin." I have eaten watermelons since I was a child, and ... and I have always eaten skins. I think the reason I died of old age is because I ate this watermelon skin ... "
Some monkeys are in a hurry. As soon as they hear the old monkey say the same thing, they shout, "Yes! Eat watermelon and eat skin! " "Eat watermelon with skin!" ……
Seeing that he had found the right answer, the Monkey King stepped forward and said, "Yes! Everyone is right! Eating watermelon is eating skin. Hum! Only the little hairy monkey cub says watermelon is delicious, let him eat it alone! Let's all eat watermelon skin! "
So the watermelon was cut in half and the little hairy monkey ate the pulp. Guys, it's watermelon skin. ...
A monkey took two bites, then poked him and said, "Hey, I said it's not a smell!" " ""well, bro, I often eat watermelon, watermelon, that's the taste. . . . . "
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