Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I didn't pick up my wife after work and went to the supermarket to talk.

I didn't pick up my wife after work and went to the supermarket to talk.

1, man, even if he is young and rebellious, he should try to be a woman sooner or later.

2. Love is like arsenic sprinkled with sugar crystals.

I thought I wouldn't be afraid of the dark if I turned on the light. I thought you wouldn't leave if I told you I loved you.

As we grow up, the outside world becomes terrible.

5. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles, shake coke, break off Dove and insert rice jars.

6. I have a crush on you for so long, and I didn't tell you that I like you until graduation, but why didn't you realize that I like you?

7. False feelings are not good for each other.

8. When you cool down, you find that your body has enough fat to be warm.

9. Knowing that the world is not as much as you think, you can't help but fantasize.

10, I don't know my rival in love or my lover.

1 1. How much pain does it take to mature?

12, I taste a person's loneliness.

13, sometimes it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles —— Talking about the classic cool mood

Life is like a movie. If you don't do it well, you lose.

It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.

The most funny sentence popular in our class: boss, there is wood and sprite, give me a bottle of coke!

Internet cafes tell us that time is money.

In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.

When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

Big head, thick neck, stupid like a pig!

Finally, I got up the courage to send her a short message to express my love. Three minutes later, the head teacher called: Son, this is no joke.

Love is a road, friends are pigs, people have only one road, but there are many pigs on the road.

I also want to buy an ipad. College students know how to donate sperm, and high school students can only sell kidneys. It's terrible to have no education!

Now the exam, the most profitable is the mobile company. Classic mood diary essay.

Carve the QQ number on my tombstone, with the postscript: anyone is allowed to be my friend.

When I was a child, I was so timid that I scared myself to cry by putting a P.

I wish there was a big flood that flooded the school.

People's peach blossom luck and physiological cycle are the same! It's been a while!

My mother praised me for being virtuous and carefree.

It is said that strong melon is not sweet, so I like bitter gourd.

Don't pour all the dirty water on yourself when you do something wrong. I have to save it for flushing the toilet.

Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

When I was a child, I was so timid that I scared myself to cry by putting a P.

I can bear hardships. I have achieved the first four words, which proves that I have achieved 80% hardship?

Since the reform and opening up, my weight has been rubbing on the ground.

I am stupid, I am happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

You are welcome to come into this world. Do it right away if you want to. Everything is quick except death.

You can't afford to break my arrogant little heart.

Don't tell me to grow old together, I want to have black hair forever.

I don't want to run three, but I haven't run two yet!

Has been reported. Never been titled.

Muddle away with money at school and work.

Xiao San is nothing, he is only one person at best.

If the sun does not come out, I won't go to school; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

All the questions in the world can be answered with nothing to do with you and me. Suddenly I feel so busy.

A person walking on a noisy road, messy footsteps telling my loneliness.

The most painful thing in life is the price increase of instant noodles.

Hello, the number you dialed is out of service, please redial in the next life.

There are many people holding hands in the street, and some of them are getting married.

Fall, get up and cry, work hard and live for yourself!

My deskmate said: A person is something other than himself. I dumped a sentence: life does not bring, death does not bring.

There is a woman who is still moving without makeup. There is a kind of woman who is afraid to meet people who don't wear makeup.

I have done what I should and shouldn't do, but if it still doesn't work, I won't force it.

Sometimes I really want to commit suicide.

When I was a child, my deskmate asked me what monsters were like. I took a mirror and told him to look inside. Two seconds later, he cried.

I really want to strangle my soft-hearted self!

People have many excuses. What is the real problem?

Life is an out-of-print movie that can't be played back.

Not in reality, but there are many children.

If you leave, I'll still be here.

I'm not Liu Yiyang, but I want her Bitang Qian Jia to be happy.

How many children have been hurt by exams and how many honest children have learned to cheat.

I am an onion. Whoever dips in my sauce in the middle of the road will be scolded by his ancestors.

Every time in the middle of the night, getting people up to go to the toilet is a very tangled problem.

I will arrive in five minutes. If not, please read this message again.

Give me a fulcrum and I can sleep all day.

You have a face that invites you to scold me.

Suitable for reading when you are in a bad mood: How to relieve your mood when you are in a bad mood?

First, distract yourself when you are upset.

When you feel irritable, it is a good way to stay away from the events that lead to irritability and divert your attention. By turning your attention to other things, such as listening to favorite music, watching humorous jokes, variety shows and so on. , can let anxiety dissipate slowly. When you are upset, don't die, which is not conducive to peace of mind.

Second, exercise when you are upset.

Exercise is undoubtedly a good way to vent your emotions. Worldwide, the probability of black people suffering from depression is lower than that of other races, which is largely related to black people's love of sports. In the process of exercise, you can not only jump out of your troubles, but also get good exercise. Sweating during exercise, toxins in the body will be excreted with sweat, which is beneficial to physical and mental health.

Third, drink sugar water when you are upset.

In autumn, due to the weather, people are easy to get hot and dry, which affects their mood problems. To get nourishing effect from diet, besides drinking soup, sugar water is also a good choice. Especially in autumn, drinking sugar water can effectively prevent the occurrence of physical discomfort symptoms such as nosebleeds or dry throat itching caused by dry weather. Common nourishing and moistening syrups are: Stewed snow ear with rock sugar, stewed Sydney with Sichuan cuisine, stewed lily with Tianshan Snow Lotus, etc.

Fourth, psychological self-regulation when upset.

Although irritability can make people impulsive, paying attention to cultivating sentiment, such as painting, refining words and tasting tea, can help us broaden our psychological world and reduce the occurrence of seasonal irritability. Cultivating interests in many ways, making daily life positive, learning to enjoy life, and enjoying life all help to prevent irritability.

A collection of sentences that feel that instant noodles are particularly delicious (40 sentences)

I feel that instant noodles are particularly delicious (the first sentence) 1. Eating instant noodles at night is really fun and exciting.

I was hungry last night, and I vomited after eating this instant noodle. I'm still considering whether to eat today.

Last night, the power went out. I had a dream candlelight dinner, two candles and a bucket of instant noodles.

4. I didn't eat breakfast, smelled the smell of instant noodles eaten by my uncle, and swallowed my saliva crazily. I feel really bad!

A bunch of people go to pick up girls with high profile, and I go to pick up noodles with low profile.

6. I feel that I have finished eating instant noodles for a year. Soak instant noodles every day and worry about getting cancer. Ha ha ha ha. Bah, crow mouth.

7. Eat instant noodles at night without feeling guilty! Only full of happiness.

8. I finally understand why chickens love instant noodles so much. If I come ten cases at a time, it won't be enough.

9. Be sure to have a good sleep tonight. Don't eat instant noodles and play mobile phone. See you tomorrow.

10. I almost forgot what rice tastes like. The eighth day of eating instant noodles ~

1 1. I can't sleep at midnight. It's too painful to eat instant noodles when you wake up hungry.

12. Yesterday, I was lying on the sofa waiting to see a play, but today I ate instant noodles on the train.

13. Tie your hair, two laps are too loose, three laps are too tight, take a shower, freeze to death on the left, burn to death on the right, eat instant noodles, one bucket is too little, two buckets are too much, alas! Why is it so difficult to make do?

14. In the morning 10, go to the Internet cafe and have a bucket of instant noodles for breakfast. I left the Internet cafe at 1 1 and stood on the colorful street in Guiping, feeling a little down and out.

15. Eating instant noodles at night actually gives me a sense of happiness.

16. I was awakened by the smell of instant noodles eaten by my roommate. Help, I'm really hungry. I have nothing to eat.

17. If you are instant noodles, can I be boiled water?

18. I'm really crazy, too. I ate a bag of instant noodles and drank a cup of fragrant red bean milk tea in the evening.

19. I played with instant noodles all night yesterday. I just came to the hospital today, and I'm still checking the express delivery status on the way ~ ~ ~ single dog Quanzhong!

20. I like instant noodles too much recently. Is it because there are immortals living in it?

I was just hungry, and as a result, my leg was burnt by the freshly boiled water. I will never eat instant noodles again in my life, and finally understand what is the pain of heartbreaking.

22. A person eats instant noodles in the dormitory. Finally, I stopped studying at night. The life of a single dog is really hard.

I like to eat instant noodles in the middle of the night. It's delicious. I used to eat instant noodles in my last life.

24. Don't sleep at night, and eat bucket of instant noodles when you are hungry. I have to say, it's really cool.

25. How difficult is it to get rid of a person's habits? Just like I want vinegar when I eat instant noodles.

26. When I met my old classmates, everyone pretended to smile and said polite words, and I would never stay up late reading and eating instant noodles in the dormitory as before.

I was so hungry in the middle of the night that I was ready to eat instant noodles, and the soup spilled all over the bed. I not only have to wash the sheets in the middle of the night, but also blow dry the mattress.

28. Never eat instant noodles with countless small oranges after midnight. It will hurt your stomach in the morning.

29. My dad told me when he was eating instant noodles at night. Well, now I'm eating instant noodles, too.

30. The canteen of the company is closed, and I feel sour after eating instant noodles.

3 1. I used to like instant noodles at home, but now I want to eat boiled spicy beef instant noodles and two eggs.

32. My mother insisted on eating instant noodles at night, and the instant noodle soup spilled on my computer, which was successfully damaged.

For the first time in 33.30 years, I spent the New Year alone. On the table is the leftover from yesterday's instant noodles, listening to coke. I found that because the Spring Festival came so quietly, I didn't buy any dried fruits for the Spring Festival. It's a bit of a hum ~ ~

34. On the solstice of winter, a person plays computer and eats instant noodles.

Get up in the middle of the night to eat potato chips, instant noodles and biscuits every day. Why am I thinner than normal diet? Come back fat, so I can feel at ease

36. The highest level of eating instant noodles is to look at China on the tip of your tongue while eating instant noodles.

37. Always have a luxurious lunch once or twice a month. It's really hard to eat instant noodles without mustard tuber every day.

I shouldn't eat instant noodles and jiaozi at night. I have a stomachache and I cried.

39. When you are alone at home, you should have a sense of ceremony when eating instant noodles, and add a cup of 82-year-old iced coke.

40. I can accompany you to eat instant noodles, rent a house and wear cheap clothes, but you must remember that I am willing, not that I only deserve these.