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What is the classic dialogue of Stephen Chow in Changjiang No.7? Come on, everybody, 3Q.

Director Cao: Look at you, Zhou Xiaodi. Why are you so dirty? Sandy: Just now, I ... Director Cao: Don't come here, you are always making excuses. Why can't you help me clean up? I want to be a big entrepreneur, in any way, but I must be big, eat big and eat small, and be eaten small. Dee: I want to be poor, because my father said that as long as I have backbone, I won't brag and fight. You see, you are so short that it is useless to eat anything. Go away! Why are the quality of students getting lower and lower now? Look, here comes another strange thing. How old were you when you were here? It's scary to eat so much without going to the doctor when you are sick. Tell the police to shoot the monster. Fat girl: Are all your shoes broken? Dee: Yes, all the fat girls my dad picked up from outside. Sandy: Yes, Pang Cong: What can I do for you? Can you stand it? Dee: Dad, have you picked up the electric fan again? Star: I bought this old fan and spent tens of dollars. Sandy: Is someone fooling me again? No, it was fine when I bought it. How can it explode? Xiao Di: Uncle, can you be smarter? Xing: Although we are poor, we don't swear or lie. We don't steal or rob things that don't belong to us We don't accept them. You should study hard and be a useful person in the future. I just didn't study when I was a child, so I can't keep up with the times now ... Xing: I'm still eating. Why are you beating cockroaches? I'll call after dinner. Migrant workers: I saw a flying saucer, and I flew there from here. Reporter: Can you tell me something about the flying saucer? Migrant workers: Oh, that flying saucer, it can fly, and it flies staggeringly. I suspect it hit a reporter: hit? Migrant workers: I just hit a car! It seems to be damaged. I took a photo. Then take out the photo and laugh to death. Ing reporter: What camera did you take it with, sir? Migrant workers: My camera is valuable. As for the brand, I can't tell the reporter: did the flying saucer make a sound? Migrant workers: whew ~, I just said, whew ~, have you heard of it? Whew ~ 1 ~ ~ Star: You just bully me not to study! Believe it or not, I will fan you to death! Xiao Di asked Qi Zi: Are you here to invade the earth? Xiao Di said to Qizi: If you can beat the fiercest dog on earth, it will prove that you are really a space superman dog. Director Cao: Why do you wear glasses to class? Dee: I hurt my eye. Do you want to see it? Director Cao: Don't come and sit down! The following are classic characters. . Pup with four eyes: To jump well in high jump, there is only one word-talent, diligence, unity of waist and horse, adequate sleep and respect for teachers. Pup with four eyes: Xiao Di, children don't have to jump that high. It's unreasonable. Four-eyed puppy: You are a superficial, vulgar and animal-hearted student, and you have no taste in such a state. Seven-eyed puppy: Wow, hi-tech, where can I charge? So elastic! Egg tart head: I don't tell adults about children. Star: Boss, my son got 100. Fat boy cluster: He must be a cheating star. Why do you say that? Fat boy cluster: My son is so clever that he got 60 points for cheating. Did your son get a score of 100 for cheating? Who believes it? Bitch Bones, Yu Qi: That's amazing. The last time I saw you lying in the hospital, it was already ... Xing: Are you dead? But it got better later. I didn't understand it myself, and the doctor couldn't explain it. Yu Qi: So how do you feel now? Xing: I feel a little sick recently. Yu Qi: What kind of questions? Star: I think I am handsome. Star: Do you dare to say that I am not handsome? Take a closer look!