Prove yourself poor in one sentence. Tell me about Daquan.

1, there is no traffic after this line. 2, fish and bear's paw can not be poor, can not be single. You open the express carton and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter. I'm waiting for your double eleven express carton. If it weren't for the northwest wind, we would have starved to death. The occasional sandstorm is a meal. 6, don't bounce off the ash, you can smoke more slowly. 7. The soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky. 8. Cashless payment is not a financial term to me, but a literal meaning. 9. I don't shit. I have to keep half of it, or I'll be hungry next time. 10, the things in the shopping cart can only be seen when they are taken off the shelf. 1 1, I really want to have a rich feeling of clothes that I haven't worn for a long time. 12, I can wait for love. If I get rich, please do it at once! Right now! 13, slapped myself twice before going out, blushing and saving money. 14. I have spent no more than 100 yuan on Double Eleven for three consecutive years. 15. When I make friends, I never care whether he is poor or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me. 16, Ma Yun will never make my money in this life. 17, owed a friend a dollar, and it took a month to pay it back. 18, when I have money, I must take a tuba with two pieces of paper. 19, I lost 50 cents the day before yesterday, and I was so angry that I didn't eat today. 20, not the poor, called price-sensitive consumers. 2 1, money is not blown by strong winds, but blown away by strong winds. 22. May we never take Double Eleven seriously again. Money is also love. 23. Borrow money and spend money with ants. 24. My mother told me that the maximum face value of RMB is 10 yuan. Anything over 10 yuan is counterfeit. 25, can you all make way and block my northwest wind? 26, I wish you all love, I have money! 27. I searched the whole building, but I didn't borrow the Nokia round hole charger. In a word, I can prove that I am poor. Let's start with Daquan 2 1. If the air were free, I wouldn't be alive now. Please make way, don't stop me from drinking northwest wind. My eyes seem to be nearsighted, so I can't see the money when I open my wallet. The mice came to my house to look for food, and finally they all left with tears in their eyes. I haven't washed my hair for ten years just to eat oil. 6. The beggar shook his bowl at me. I think he is showing off his wealth to me. 7. I am still young. It's nothing to have no money now. Anyway, there will be many days without money in the future. 8. Is money paper? I have been using coins! 9. I don't shit. I'm afraid of being hungry. 10, eaten last month, eaten by dogs, eaten by dogs and eaten by me. 1 1, the thief came to my house with tears in his eyes and threw me two bags of rice on holidays ... 12, I can't solve any problems that can be solved with money now. 13, Spring Festival. Let's fart and be a cannon. 14, I haven't eaten meat for a long time. Catch a mosquito and remove the meat. 15. Last night, the braised hairtail cooked by my neighbor's house, I quickly picked up the bowl and smelled the fish, and ate three bowls of rice. 16, when I have money, I must take a tuba with two pieces of paper. 17, just caught a cockroach, md finally ended the meat for half a year! 18, slapped myself twice before going out, blushing and saving money. 19, great. It is raining. I can finally wash my hair and do a full-body SPA again. 20. Autumn has come, so I finally don't have to climb trees and drag leaves to eat. 2 1, Ray, I'm going to have a perm. 22. It's raining. I have to go out and wash my hair, or the rain will stop soon. 23. It's snowing, so I finally don't have to eat dirt. 24. Look at the toenails. They are finally wide enough to eat brittle bones. 25. The deformed rice in the village came to me. 26, shit I only dare to pull half, dare not finish! Fear of hunger. 27. I sat on the toilet for a week because I was poor and had my period. 28. I usually hide the meat between my teeth so as not to dig it out when I want to eat it. I caught a blood-sucking mosquito yesterday and ate a leg today. I'm afraid eating too much is too extravagant. 30. Dad, go and get the cup. My tears are about to fall. Finally, water.