Social funny quotations

Social funny quotations 1 piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

The longest love I have ever talked about is narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.

If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

Iron pestles can be ground into needles, and wooden pestles can only be ground into toothpicks. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to get you to end it.

Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationship.

Sometimes, it's not that the other person doesn't care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can play dumb.

The ideal is full, but the reality is very skinny.

People can't extricate themselves, in addition to teeth, there is love.

The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

The most contradictory place between lovers is dreaming about each other's future, but thinking about each other's past.

I really love you, I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.

To like someone is to be happy together; To love someone is to want to be together even if you are unhappy.

If you want to know a man thoroughly, you'd better be his friend, not his lover.

The most wonderful thing in life is not the moment when you realize your dreams, but the process of persistence.

Cherish life-if God keeps you alive, you must have a plan.

Sighing is the most time-wasting thing, and crying is the most energy-wasting behavior.

The greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

The' lost' thing has never really belonged to you, and there is no need to regret it.

Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

Enemies become comrades-in-arms mostly for survival, and comrades-in-arms become enemies mostly for money.

The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to.

Take the same street and return to two worlds.

When we remove the stumbling blocks laid by others, we may be paving the way for ourselves.

Optimists see opportunities in disasters; A pessimist sees disaster in every opportunity.

Winners often persist until the last five minutes and succeed.

Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

I'm not RMB, why does everyone like me?

But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

Those who once said that they would never part have already been scattered all over the world.

Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired, laugh when you wake up and live. No big deal.

Sometimes explanations are unnecessary-enemies don't believe your explanations, and friends don't need your explanations.

Romance is a beautiful evening dress, but you can't wear it all the time.

No matter how long the road is, you can go on step by step, no matter how short the road is, you can't go without taking your feet.

2 1) Learn to give up. The tighter the delay, the more painful it is.

2) low-key, trade-offs, there will be gains and losses.

3) Don't try to make excuses for yourself, no one likes to hear those excuses before making a mistake. Some very realistic social words

4) Be cautious, independent, learn to compromise and stick to your most basic principles. Some very realistic social words

5) Giving doesn't necessarily lead to results. Persistence may lead to more losses.

6) You can not forget the past, but you must let go.

7) Live a relaxed life and prepare for the best and the worst.

8) Be a simple person, practical and pragmatic. Don't indulge in fantasy. Don't rock the boat.

9) Accept the gift that life gives you, whether it is good or bad.

10) There are too many unknown pains behind the glamour of others.

1 1) Try to enrich yourself. Don't stop learning. No matter what you learn, language, cooking, all kinds of skills. Some very realistic social words

12) pay attention to your self-cultivation, you are the first teacher of your child.

13) Filial piety. It's not just lip service, it's also good to make more phone calls.

14) Love your parents, because they gave you life, and they love you most selflessly.

15) Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

Don't hurt the opposite sex, because revenge will come sooner or later, and you will suffer.

2) Don't judge other people's looks, because they don't live on you.

3) Don't judge the virtue of others, because you are not nobler than him.

4) Don't judge other people's families, because it has nothing to do with you.

5) Don't judge other people's knowledge, because knowledge is the most important thing in the world.

6) Don't squander money, because you may lose your job tomorrow.

7) Don't be arrogant, because you may lose power tomorrow.

8) Don't be too ostentatious, because you know that no one is weaker than you.

9) Don't brag about love, because you may be lovelorn tomorrow.

10) Don't wronged yourself, because you may die tomorrow.

1 1) Don't rely on the opposite sex, because life is heavy and everyone wants to live easily.

12) Don't underestimate anyone.

13) You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

14) Be gentle with people and things. Don't lose your temper at will. Nobody owes you anything.

15) It's very painful now. When you look back later, you will find that it's actually nothing.

16) break up with people who are malicious to themselves. Only when people break friends can they learn to tolerate those who hurt themselves. Because of poverty, everyone has his own difficulties, and it is not easy for everyone.

17) Don't lie, because you will be caught one day.

18) Restrain your temper and keep silent occasionally, because impulse will do irreparable things.

19) whenever you do something, think about it.

20) Never give a friend who has betrayed himself a second chance to betray.