You want elegant cross talk text.

K: Thank you, thank you. There are millions of people upstairs and downstairs.

Y: Oh, where are so many people? (The audience shouts, are you sick? )

Guo: Ah, someone inside shouted down at Yu Qian.

Y: Eh, (laughs) Why did you pick up your mouth and say?

Guo: You are not very popular.

Y: Eh.

Guo: All these people are looking for you.

Y: No, no, people listen to cross talk.

Guo: I think so.

Y: really?

Guo: People like you better than me.

Y: Everyone is cheering.

Guo: I have worked for so many years.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I still have to thank the teacher.

Y: you're welcome.

Guo: It helps me a lot.

Y: I dare not say so.

Guo: But I can't give you anything.

Y: oh.

Guo: My conditions are not much different from yours.

Y: We are all the same.

Guo: Really?

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: That is to say, if one day I become an emperor.

Y: huh?

Guo: I make you a prince.

Y: er, this ...

Guo: I can only do my best.

Y: Well, all right.

Guo: All my property will be yours in the future.

Y: Aye, aye ~ You didn't even come out to let you run on me when you became emperor.

Guo: The problem is that I can't be emperor.

Y: Er, yes, you can forget it.

Guo: (Laughter) Over the past 20 years, the audience has witnessed our growth.

Y: You've seen it all.

Guo: As an actor, cross talk is a good way.

Y: right.

Guo: There is no other craft.

Y: right.

Guo: Everyone knows us.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Yu Qian.

Y: We are brothers.

Guo: Very young.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Not as good as our predecessors.

Y: Of course.

Guo: Everyone knows the word and.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Only from The Analects of Confucius.

Y: hey ~ wait a minute.

Guo: You said

Y: Is there Degang Guo in The Analects?

Guo: The Analects of Confucius is the internal book of Confucius.

Y: I know what Confucius wrote.

Guo: There is a saying in The Analects of Confucius Gongye Chang.

Y: what did you say?

Guo: "I have never seen anyone who is just."

What do you mean?

Guo: It's a pity that Confucius said I haven't seen it.

Y: er, gap ~ ~ so you died, didn't you?

Guo: Yes!

Y: Well, what a mess. Don't explain it like that, okay?

Guo: This is my understanding.

Y: ah.

Guo: Many audiences like us.

Y: oh.

Guo: Of course, there are some controversies.

Y: Ah, there are many controversies.

Guo: It's normal.

Y: Of course.

Guo: Some people say that "cross talk is vulgar".

Y: Oh, call us vulgar.

Guo: Different people have different opinions.

Y: There are different opinions.

Guo: People from different social classes say others are vulgar.

Y: really?

Guo: Upper class,

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: He said that being vulgar means playing dumb.

Y: Oh, playing dumb?

Guo: er ~ experts and scholars all say that people are vulgar,

Y: how about this one?

Guo: This mentality is a straight answer. I am worse than Dongfeng!

Y: ok ~ ~

Guo: Crosstalk performers say their peers are vulgar.

Y: how about this one?

Guo: Envy, jealousy and hate!

Y: er ~ that's the mentality.

Guo: Since he can play a play here, why should he be so stubborn?

Y: (laughs) This is absolutely true.

Guo: There is only naked hatred among peers.

Y: colleagues are enemies.

Guo: There is no way.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: That's understandable.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: There are two kinds of people in the world.

Y: oh?

Guo: Some people like it.

Y: oh.

Guo: There is nothing wrong.

Y: Of course.

K: This is the first one.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: The second kind of people don't like it.

Y: How about this one?

Guo: That's right.

Y: You can choose.

Guo: But the second kind of people think that they are more elegant than the first kind, which is wrong. (Applause) That's why he always comes second.

Y: (laughs) Oh, that's why.

Guo: It is not easy for people to live, and their attitude is dignified.

Y: hey.

Guo: A tolerant world is wonderful!

Y: This is the most important thing.

Guo: Tell the truth.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: What is vulgar and what is elegant.

Yu: distinguish

Guo: I think so.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Simple elegance is not enough to make up the world.

Y: oh.

Guo: The joys and sorrows of little people are the real art. ..

Y: that's right.

Guo: Chairman Mao taught us,

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Literature and art serve the broad masses of people.

Y: right.

Guo: You are always elegant and arrogant. Let's just say that you deliberately violated the chairman's literary theory.

Y: Oh ~ ~ ~ This big hat is really buckled!

K: This is the goods you want to handle.

Is it? Oh, that's it.

Guo: No, tell the truth.

Y: ah.

Guo: An old saying goes well, doesn't it?

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: taste both refined and popular.

Y: oh.

Guo: All tastes are refined and popular, only tolerance.

Yu: Coexistence

Guo: Many people can't see through it.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I always think what is elegant and what is vulgar.

Y: oh.

Guo: What is elegance and what is vulgarity?

Is it?

Guo: Some people say that,

Y: ah.

Guo: Listening to symphonies is elegant.

Y: that's true.

Guo: Watching cross talk is vulgar;

Y: hi!

Guo: Listening to the lip-synching of the stars is elegant.

Y: oh.

Guo: Look at the original vulgarity of the network;

Y: What about this score?

Guo: Look at the elegance of human body art,

Yu: I see.

Guo: The couple tell dirty jokes.

Y: hi!

Guo: Coffee is elegant and garlic is vulgar. Mr. Gorky told us,

Y: he said?

Guo: Fuck your grandmother's drill. (audience ~ ~ ~)

Y: Gorky's relatives are really complete.

Guo: What is elegance and vulgarity?

Y: hey.

Guo: Good teeth are elegant, but people are vulgar.

Y: That's what it says.

Guo: Every word is a good word, and this word is elegance.

Y: right.

Guo: It's elegant to say it in your mouth, but it's okay to sit there and say it.

Y: Oh, scream.

Guo: The word "one person, one grain, whole grains" is vulgar.

Y: right.

Guo: Eating and drinking Lazarus is common.

Y: oh.

Guo: Needless to say,

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: You just don't need elegant things, but you can't live without this custom.

Y: Everyone is very vulgar.

Guo: Both refined and popular tastes, and both refined and popular complement each other.

Y: Who can't live without who?

Guo: I can't live without it.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Coffee will smell like garlic, and so will colchicine.

Y: wow ~

Guo: I can smell the dregs when many elegant people wear perfume.

Yu: underneath

Guo: There have been so many ups and downs for more than 20 years. Now, I have seen all the porn in the world, but I don't have a yard in my heart. (audience)

Y: OK ~ ~ ~ ~ I don't know if there are any sizes, but I must have read them.

Guo: I'll pay you back in a couple of days.

Y: Oh, mine? I didn't lend it to you.

Guo: (Laughter) I tell you, if vulgar things are gone, elegance will cease to exist.

Y: they all match well.

Guo: The two are the same thing.

Yu: dialectics

Guo: Only vulgarity can bring people close to art. ..

Y: right.

Guo: There is no distinction between high and low arts.

Y: yes.

Guo: As the saying goes, drama and pornography are both things that bring happiness to people.

Yu: Hu ~

Guo: Really?

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: It's a little rough. The truth is true. People in the upper class never watch porn.

Y: that's good.

Guo: He is serious. .

Y: hey, it's better to watch it.

Guo: You can disagree with my aesthetic point of view, but you have no right to deprive me of my aesthetic rights.

Y: this pair.

Guo: Let me and the people maintain a vulgar right.

Yes

Guo: You speak classical Chinese well.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Without a vertical shaft, it is not enough.

Y: what's this?

Guo: Again, elegance is not fake, but grandson is fake.

Y: hi ~ to be honest.

Guo: I sometimes watch them pretend to be angry.

Y: Are you angry?

Guo: Have a good life. What's wrong with this day and night?

Y: ah.

Guo: As soon as he got on the bus, it was crowded like a sour pear. He took out an English newspaper.

Y: er, ok ~

Guo: Are you sure you know each other?

Y: I don't know.

Guo: On the roadside, people speak half Chinese and half English.

Y: huh?

Guo: buying apples is also "hello, grandpa."

Y: grandpa?

Guo: "Let me have a look."

Y: hi ~

Guo: He wants to see it.

Y: ah.

Guo: "Is your apple five yuan and seven Jin?"

Y: what a mess?

Guo: You bought rotten apples. What are you showing off in an ostentatious manner?

Y: Two rows don't talk.

Guo: the goods of the net,

Y: ah.

Guo: Bring a watch, "Hey, look at my Rolls-Royce watch",

Y: huh?

Guo: Is it an extended version?

Hello.

Guo: Aren't you dead?

Yu: cut ~

Guo: You can't even speak Rolex?

Y: What foreign languages can you speak?

Guo: Others have a rhubarb chain.

Y: gold chain.

Guo: Don't sweat it. If you sweat, your vest will be dirty.

Y: huh? Fade?

K: Copper plating.

Y: ok ~ I can't wait.

Guo: Ah, that "Oh, I have to go to Hong Kong's salsa shop to buy that shampoo". Don't give me that. Your hair is not as much as mine.

Y: Then don't wash it. then

Guo: This is what we are talking about.

Y: ah.

Guo: My trousers are dirty.

Y: ah.

Guo: Cold tells people that "I ate abalone and fell off", and when you wet your pants, you say you wet your pants.

Y: Hey ~, abalone is not that big! (Audience ~ ~ ~ ~ ~)

Guo: I brought broccoli.

Y: oops ~ ~ hi ~

Guo: Speaking of this, sometimes I get angry when I see it.

Y: ah.

Guo: I'll sign the bill as soon as I finish eating here.

Y: oh?

Guo: "Oh, I'm sorry, sir, you can't sign the bill",

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: "I swipe my card." What card should I use for a bowl of wonton?

Y: not worth it.

Guo: You clean this.

Y: ah.

Guo: pretend to be a big-tailed eagle. On the roadside, a man and a woman stood here. Let's talk it over. Very poetic.

Yu: clear ~ ~

Guo: This person is also, (imitating the bloody dialogue of Korean dramas and Taiwanese dramas) "Remember to be happy".

This woman "but my heart is always on tenterhooks."

"You can't get through."

"I have to lean my face 45 degrees against the wall, so I can't shed tears."

You will always be my proud princess. I'm leaving. Your husband will be off work soon.

Dirty! !

Y: Oh, it's so elegant. Are two hooligans together?

Guo: What should I do? Enough to shoot this product for one day.

Y: Don't be angry with them.

Guo: Really, especially in our industry, the cross talk industry,

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I don't know why. Always so elegant. You have time. Why not recite tongue twisters?

Y: Practice basic skills.

Guo: Two days ago, there was another meeting in China's audio industry.

Y: Er ~ Hu ~

Guo: No way.

Y: He is really diligent now ~

Guo: There is no room for cross talk, so we have to have a meeting.

Y: I went there to practice my basic skills.

Guo: Hold an elegant cross talk conference,

Y: Is that clear? ~

Guo: Ah, all the award-winning elite actors have got together.

Y: yes.

Guo: Ah, Home Inn, Seven Days, Express, Hanting,

Y: What a mess!

K: In these hotels.

Y: find a good place.

Guo: Let me go. I dare not go.

Y: that's right.

Guo: I'm afraid I can't explain it clearly when I go home.

Y: er, right.

Guo: Later that expert, Wang Moumou, was an expert in phonology.

Y: Experts are afraid to leave their full names.

Guo: Let me go home and cut it.

Y: huh?

Guo: When I went home, so did my comrades.

Y: oh.

Guo: Let me tell you something about elegance and custom.

Yu: Shan Shuo

Guo: It's not appropriate not to go. Let's go

Y: I have to go.

Guo: As soon as I entered the door, people in the room hung couplets on their walls, which was very cultural.

How do you write couplets?

K: OK.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I have been lying on the beach for two and a half years. Today, the waves hit me over.

Y: oh?

Guo: I think this is a bastard!

Y: Oh, it is possible for experts to guess a riddle.

Guo: Ah ~ I said, tell me. "Tell me, remember, be elegant."

Y: Tell me about it.

Guo: "Ah, you can't be vulgar, can you? If we play elegant, we will not be vulgar. " I talked for a long time without even saying a word.

Y: Oh, that's it?

Guo: "Hey, don't be unhappy. Ah, you can't be silent, but we'll silence you soon. "

Is it?

Guo: "We will write an anonymous letter to report it. Will we know everything?"

Y: Eh, ok ~

Guo: "Ah, you may not know us. Ah, you don't know me now, so you scold me. After you know me, you will kill me. "

Y: Eh, Hu ~ ~ He also knows that this is cruel.

Guo: "We should strive to be elegant and strive for the future."

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: "Looking down at the sound of the moon, you can't see the Great Wall."

Y: Then what do you see?

Guo: "I just saw a bunch of elegant followers talking about cross talk."

Y: ok ~ ~ it's really a big fight ~ ~

Guo: Ah, after I came out, I said to myself, China, the expert, there is nothing wrong with each shooting.

Y: ok ~ that's it.

Guo: Really, including sometimes, what do some people think is elegance?

Y: ah.

Guo: Worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries.

Y: Oh, he worships foreign things?

Guo: It is said that foreigners are kind and elegant.

Y: oh.

Guo: No need. There are Hahan and Hari. To tell the truth, a few years ago, this was all our country.

Yes

Guo: What is Annan? That's Koryo.

Y: Ah, yes.

Guo: It's all the same, paying tribute every year and being a vassal every year. This small country is sending a son to Beijing as a hostage.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Learn from him now? Let's be honest,

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Of course, people must learn advanced science and technology.

Yes

Guo: But sometimes I can't see it.

Y: I can't learn all of them.

Guo: children learn that, haha,

Y: how to learn?

Guo: That hair is twisted.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Gao Ping, dye the shredded mushrooms and the bottom of mushrooms red, white, red and white, just like spicy cabbage.

Y: Eh, this is Ha Han.

Guo: Ah, the trouser legs are fatter than the waistband.

Y: ouch.

Guo: No.36 wears shoes No.41.

Y: Such big shoes?

Guo: When the big eyelashes turn over, bang, take off your hat and cut it off.

Y: The hat is too light.

Guo: I heard that there are many talented people in Korea.

Y: quite a lot.

Guo: All the capable people in the world are Koreans.

Y: really?

Guo: Tathagata, Jesus, Confucius and Lu Ban are all theirs.

Y: the whole of Korea?

Guo: Yu Qian, these are all Korean.

Y: Well, I'm not.

Guo: If it is just you, they don't know what we can do.

Y: what's the matter

Guo: I sent some crosstalk performers to Korea and died there.

Well, well, how can a crosstalk performer be so restless?

Guo: Eh, it's bad for him or something.

Y: oh, oh.

Guo: I heard that the North Koreans recently got a rocket.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Sit in the sun and be a scientist.

Hey, here, why don't you wait for a while and then have your hair cut in the sun?

Guo: That's right.

Y: How hot the sun is! It's a fireball

Guo: The Koreans said they would go at night.

Y: Hey ~ ~ ~ I've never seen such a heartless person. Is it reasonable to go at night?

Guo: Well, that's all we heard. Haha, this is haha. And Harry's.

Y: Ah, yes, Japan.

Guo: We can't kill the Japanese with a stick.

Y: oh.

Guo: For example, he is polite.

Y: oh.

Guo: For example, we should learn from his unity.

Y: right.

Guo: But after all, we are a big country with thousands of years of culture.

Y: We are a country of etiquette.

Guo: Isn't it? Let us know what's going on with us.

Y: right.

Guo: Ah, we can't do whatever we want. Japan, to be honest, is a small country.

Y: right.

Guo: It can't compete with us.

Yes

Guo: Look at us, our weather forecast.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: It takes fifteen minutes to apply once.

Y: There are many places.

Guo: Look at the weather forecast in Japan, in a word.

What do you mean?

Guo: It's raining all over the country.

Y: will a cloud cover it? Too small

Guo: There's not much room, is there?

Y: oh ~ oh ~ oh.

Guo: The land is small and there are many people.

Y: few people?

Guo: People from all over Japan come to Beijing.

Y: ah.

Guo: This end is in Deyun Society, and the other end can't reach it.

Y: Well, you can't even get out of the Third Ring Road.

Guo: Ah, that's what I mean. Ah, of course, sometimes, you have to remember whether it is elegant or vulgar. It has a proper positioning.

Y: Yes, set your position.

Guo: As long as the location is good and there is no contradiction.

Yes

Guo: Chaos is dislocation.

Y: With people, there will be chaos.

Guo: For example. Let's go to some big shopping malls.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Flagship stores of some international brands.

Y: oh?

Guo: When shopping, people decorate from top to bottom.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: The attitude of the waiter.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Including chatting with you, you must show class.

Y: It must be legal.

Guo: Do you think it is suitable for Yao Xing?

Y: right.

Guo: This is the old Beijing dialect.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: I feel very comfortable.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Flagship stores, big stores. When I came in, I was very polite.

What do you mean?

Guo: Sometimes people say a word and a half.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: Hello, say hello.

Y: Well, this is an international language in itself.

K: Ah, hello, sir. Please sit down.

Y: alas.

Guo: Welcome to the flagship store of our international brand.

Y: right.

K: Look at this bag.

Y: oh.

Guo: This is a special color system for this autumn.

Y: Specially designed

Guo: It goes well with your coat.

Yu: (laughs)

Guo: Danny, please show me that limited edition for your husband to see.

Y: oh, limited.

Guo: You will feel very comfortable.

Y: Yes, so accommodating.

Guo: Look at our old Beijing and the Zhajiang River. This is no good.

Y: You have to do it in another way.

Guo: OK, let's have fun. Old Beijing Zhajiang Noodles?

Y: oh.

Guo: The family is not long and the management is not short. Yo, teacher Yu is here.

Y: oh, hey hey.

Guo: Sit, sit, sit.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: This is because the teacher is our frequent visitor. I haven't been here for a few days, have I

Y: Haha, right, right.

Guo: I know. Big bowl, small bowl, two bottles of beer, ten kidneys, and a peanut.

Y: Everyone is familiar with it.

Guo: You see, you also feel comfortable. Of course, this appetite is also debatable.

Y: I'm full after eating a peanut?

Guo: Say this.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: But if both are adjusted, it will be abnormal.

Y: These are all good words. There's no harm in adjusting it.

Guo: This is a contradiction.

Y: no?

Guo: Look, think about it.

Y: You have one.

Guo: Our Zhajiang noodle restaurant is like an international brand store.

Yes

K: It's well packed.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: The lights are bright.

Y: right.

Guo: When you came, everyone was wearing suits.

Y: right.

K: Hello, sir.

Y: hello.

Guo: Welcome to the flagship store of fried sauce in old Beijing.

Y: alas. Eating noodles is still the flagship.

Guo: This kind of fried sauce is a new style this autumn.

Y: Oh, you can't eat in spring. What is this?

Guo: It is especially suitable for double-sided adhesive tape.

Y: hey ~ ~

Guo: Fatty, bring up a limited edition garlic head and let your husband chew it.

Y: I have never heard of it! ! A garlic is still limited.

Guo: You sound confused.

Y: that's not messy.

Guo: You can't accept that an international brand store should be like Zhajiang noodle restaurant.

Y: that's great.

Guo: Ah ~ ~

Y: You look enthusiastic.

Guo: Big international companies and brands.

Y: ah.

Guo: One by one, bloomers.

Yes

Guo: Round shoes. Here is a towel.

Y: ah, come on.

Guo: Are you there, sir?

Y: here we come.

Guo: You haven't bought anything from us for several days.

Y: hey.

Guo: Where have you been?

Y: What are you talking about? It's called.

Guo: Look at it. You haven't spent it on us for days, have you?

Y: ah-ah.

Guo: We have had a good time recently.

Y: hey.

Guo: I don't always sell money. The shopkeeper was really angry.

Yes

Guo: Look at our schoolbags. Go back to the shampoo room and you'll have face.

Y: Why go to the shampoo room?

Guo: Don't go, sir. The price is negotiable.

Y: mm-hmm

Guo: This price is everywhere. Are you really leaving?

Y: ah.

Guo: Go and play, grandson!

Y: scold it.