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Who can fully tell me the difference between Xi and Beijing? Whatever you say, as long as it is right, ok, thank you in advance.

In Beijing, we dare not talk nonsense. It's good not to be at the emperor's feet In Shanghai, we have inferiority complex as well as inferiority complex. It is unbearable for ordinary people not to work there. It is estimated that working in Beijing and Shanghai will lose 5- 10 years. Unless you do it very high, Xi' an, see for yourself, there is nothing famous.

Xi is a super treasure. "The capital of emperors since ancient times in the middle Qin Dynasty" was buried by countless emperors. I watched Gong Li's Love between Ancient and Modern Warlords in my early years, and the soldiers and figures left by the living came back to life through time and space, and continued to compose a movement of figures and characters with my lover in my previous life.

Beauty is beauty, which always makes people feel inexplicable and creepy.

Let's calculate another account. Let's take a look at the dynasty of Xi 'an, the capital of Baidu. 13 dynasties are undisputed, namely Western Zhou, Qin, Western Han, Eastern Han, Western Jin, Xin Mang, Zhao Qian, former Qin, later Qin, Western Wei, Northern Zhou, Sui and Tang Dynasties. 1 1 The dynasty established its capital in Xi 'an, which is indisputable.

In the middle, we can look at the four most powerful dynasties in ancient times: Zhou Dynasty, Qin Dynasty, Han Dynasty and Tang Dynasty. Are these four dynasties rich? Ignoring the Qin Dynasty, the Zhou Dynasty was divided into the Eastern Zhou Dynasty and the Western Zhou Dynasty, and the Han Dynasty was divided into the Eastern Han Dynasty and the Western Han Dynasty. Tang dynasty can also be divided into early Tang dynasty, middle Tang dynasty and late Tang dynasty.

Then I'll give you an arithmetic problem. In the above dynasties, even if there were only ten emperors in each dynasty, each emperor had ten love princesses, ten jesters, ten dignitaries and ten consorts. If you set foot in Xi 'an's underground, how many graves of old bosses will be buried in Xi 'an's underground?

Even if there are only ten boxes of antique calligraphy and painting books, ten boxes of gold, silver, Baoyu, Buddha beads and ten boxes of satin dresses in each mausoleum, will there be impatiens or pearl flowers on the ground within ten steps of Xi 'an?

Is the Terracotta Warriors big? It's just an underground army buried with Qin Shihuang's mausoleum, and it's just a part of Qin Mausoleum.

So far, no one dares to touch the mausoleum of Qin Shihuang more than 2,000 years ago and the tomb of Wu Zetian more than 1,000 years ago. Has been quietly sinking underground in Xi, falling asleep.

Not to mention those dirty little emperors and dignitaries at your feet, in one word: the number of Ganges sand.

After hearing this, do you dare to go to Xi 'an? When you step on a brick, you touch the place of a dynasty.

You are afraid to go to Xi 'an because you are afraid that you will never come back.

Xi 'an is not as fast-paced, bold, clear and catchy as Shenzhen, Guangdong.

Xi 'an is not as disciplined and political as Beijing, the capital. It is square.

A bit like Lijiang's laziness, but more graceful than Lijiang. Just a young lady raised in a boudoir, with a sigh, lazily beating ducks, leaning alone, her head hanging obliquely.

Really, Xi 'an's heartbeat is always slow and dignified, whether it is the dusty back of the ancient city wall in the sunset or the wet moss marks behind the cornices. ...

After reading this post of Xi 'an, are you willing to secretly admit that you are actually a little lazy?

The descendants of Qinchuan, who were born in 800 miles, guarded the flat and fertile land left by their ancestors, and had a bumper harvest of boring apples, cherries, jujubes and kiwifruit. Isn't it normal to be born lazy? When they have nothing to do, they just idle and like to be busy. A thousand years ago, the descendants who lived at the foot of the son of heaven in Chang 'an were either rich or expensive. Are they willing to work hard in the dark?

Time passed so carelessly that the stories in history and the life outside history were blurred.

You dare not go to Xi 'an because you are afraid of being close to home.

Breathe gently, shh, don't disturb. All these. Quiet.

Xi 'an High-tech Industrial Development Zone is one of the only three national high-tech development zones in China (Zhongguancun, Suzhou Science Park and Xi 'an High-tech Industrial Development Zone).

The history and culture of Xi can't be compared with any city in China. (More than 5,000 years of history-Huangdi)

The number of military enterprises and scientific research institutes in Xi 'an ranks third in China, second only to Beijing and Shanghai.

Half of the weapons in the National Day military parade were produced by Xi 'an.

The only satellite monitoring center in China is in Xi 'an.

The only aircraft flight test institute in China is in Xi 'an.

80% parts of shenzhou spaceship are produced in Xi 'an.

Asia's largest musical fountain-Big Wild Goose Pagoda North Square

The largest ocean park in the west -Xi 'an Ocean World-Aquarium

Xi 'an Qinling Wildlife Park, the largest wildlife park in the west.

Xi 'an has the most complete and largest city wall in the world.

There are more than 120 imperial tombs around Xi 'an.

There are 44 public universities and 29 private universities in Xi, with more than 20,000 students, including the famous Xi Jiaotong University, Northwestern Polytechnical University, Shaanxi Normal University and Northwest A&F University, one of the six key normal universities directly under the Ministry of Education (including 7 2 1 1 projects and 3 985 projects).

There are 43 academicians of Shaanxi Academy of Sciences, including 42 from xi 'an, ranking fourth in China (Beijing 1, Shanghai, and Jiangsu).

Xi Anyou 1 1 Military academies, including the Fourth Military Medical University, the Second Artillery Engineering University, the Air Force Engineering University, the Armed Police Command College, the Armed Police Communication College, Xi An Army College, Xi An Political College, the Armed Police Engineering University and so on.

And the eighth wonder of the world, the Terracotta Warriors! ! ! Huangdi, Qin Shihuang, Liu Bang, Xiang Yu, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, Wei Qing, Huo Qubing, Zhang Qian, Sima Qian, Ban Chao, Emperor Taizong, Yang Guifei, Wang Zhaojun, Wu Zetian, Li Bai, Du Fu, Bai Juyi and Sun Simiao. Are witnesses of Xi history and Chinese civilization! ! ! !

There is also the Xi incident that shocked the world! !

Before liberation, Xi 'an lost to Beijing by one vote and did not become the capital of China! !

Military situation: There are only two group armies in Lanzhou Military Region: 47th Army and 2 1 Army, which are stationed in Xi 'an! !

Xi 'an has the "Northwest Information Building", the tallest building in northwest China and the sixth tallest building in China.

Xi has 7 five-star hotels and 34 four-star hotels.

Xi has the third largest travel agency in China, Xi China International Travel Service.

Xi Anyou 14 national defense military factory, including 4 missiles, 2 artillery shells, 8 weapons and military heavy trucks 1 vehicle.

Xi 'an has the only rocket engine production base in China, 067 base.

Xi 'an has 504 research institutes that produce satellite navigation.

Xi 'an has the only 6 18 company producing aviation navigation control system in China, and there are more than 40 research institutes.

The State Bureau of Surveying and Mapping has five surveying and mapping brigades, three of which are in Xi 'an. (Guangzhou 1, Shenyang 1)

Xi' an has the only operational surveying and mapping institute of the whole army.

One of the six most dynamic cities in China.

One of the top five consumer guide cities in China (Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Xi and Chengdu)

One of the cities attracting talents in China 12: Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Shenzhen, Nanjing, Tianjin, Xi, Hangzhou, Shenyang, Chengdu, Jinan and Harbin.

The comprehensive scientific and technological strength of universities ranks third (Xi 'an has 44 universities with 800,000 students, including 5 private universities10.3 million students).

With 340,000 scientific and technological talents, the military scientific and technological strength ranks second in large and medium-sized cities in China. There are more than 2,000 scientific research units in the province, and the specialty of 17 is unique in China, and 50 majors are in the leading position in the country. There are 10 national key experimental fields, 63 national departments, 63 characteristic laboratories and 49 provincial key laboratories, with 85 1000 professional technicians and 46 academicians. The talent density ranks first among provincial capitals and municipalities directly under the Central Government, second only to Beijing. Wuhan and Xi 'an ranked first and second in terms of the number of students per 10,000 people.

High-tech Industrial Development Zone ranks third in China, with 265,438+00 world top 500 enterprises. In the first four months of 2004, Xi 'an's investment in fixed assets ranked in the top ten in China, with an increase of 80.4%, ranking first in all cities in China, and the number of computer cities ranked first. SEG is the top ten in China, the main node of software industry development and western communication. One of the four major nodes in China (Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Xi 'an), the fourth largest modern art city in China (Guangzhou, Shanghai, Beijing and Xi 'an), the largest book city in the west-the urban natural gas gasification project of Xi 'an Book Building-the first natural gas automobile line in China; In China, it is one of the four major airports in China, and Xi 'an Airport ranks sixth in the country in terms of passenger traffic. On the basis of the first growth rate of traffic volume in China last year, it maintained a high growth rate of 60% in the first quarter of 2004, ranking first in the country.

Electrician City, one of the six major railway hubs, is a member of the International Electrotechnical Organization. It is one of the largest electrician groups integrating research, development, production, trade and finance of high-voltage and ultra-high-voltage AC /DC power transmission and transformation equipment, communication cables, differential motors and power electronic devices. EHV AC /DC transformers occupy 70% of the domestic market share and are exported to Europe and America. At the same time, communication cables, differential motors and power electronic equipment all have a high market share in China. Most of the air-conditioning compressors of major domestic air-conditioning manufacturers are manufactured by Xi 'an Dongfang Electromechanical Group. Xi 'an currently has the core technology of CDMA, and most CDMA in China market uses chips that shield Xi 'an Datang dialect. At present, there are only four manufacturers of raw materials for lithium batteries in China, the largest of which is the one with the highest output./kloc-0 was listed in Xi 'an, China in 1997, and its core technology has been here (Starcom Xi 'an R&D Center). China's first "Chang Er Bundled" launch vehicle engine, the first color kinescope, the first integrated circuit, the first civil airliner and the first 1000V ultra-high pressure air switch.

Xi 'an Sanyuan Enterprise Group invested and built the first professional school in China to train game design talents, and became a model for enterprises to train software talents with special skills.

China is the first high-tech environmental protection chemical enterprise and pharmaceutical group that comprehensively produces environmental protection liquid detergent.

The largest musical fountain square in Asia, the largest wildlife park in western China, and the largest Tang culture area in western China-Qujiang Tourism Culture Area.

The largest landscape pedestrian street in Asia-Datang City that Never Sleeps.

In 2003, the gross domestic product of Xi reached 94.3 billion yuan, and will break through the 1000 billion yuan mark in 2004. The economic advantage in the west is almost driven by high technology, and the local industry is about to revive. Most heavy-duty vehicles in China use speed-change gears made by Xi 'an.

The population is 7465438+100000, and the population of Xi city who has received compulsory education for more than 9 years is 4867300. Every 65438+109320 people have college education or above.

Urban per capita disposable income is 7 184 yuan, ranking 13 in China.

Heavy industry base: an important base for the design, manufacture and flight test of large and medium-sized military and civil aircraft in China (Xifei is a domestic fighter production base; Coal reserves 1625 tons;

The predicted reserves of natural gas are 2 trillion cubic meters, and the proven reserves are 320 billion cubic meters. This is one of the comprehensive gas fields in Da Gui discovered onshore in China. )

Yangling, the only high-tech agricultural demonstration zone in China; China Yanglin Agricultural High-tech Achievements Expo, together with Beijing International Week, Shanghai Industrial Expo and Shenzhen Hi-Tech Fair, is one of the four major scientific and technological exhibitions in China.

Xi International Airport Xi Xianyang International Airport has opened more than 80 international and domestic routes, Xi has 8 national highways and 2 western passages, and 7 trunk feeder railways meet.

Xi' an is not good for the following reasons:

1, there is a college within a few meters, which makes uneducated people feel ashamed;

2. There are too many bookstores, mahjong halls are almost impossible to find, and public entertainment is too scarce (there are many now, but they are all small).

3, there are many discos and bars, and the quality of DJ and lead dancer is also very high, but the drinks are too expensive to drink;

4. Too many snacks are delicious, which often makes me forget the dinner, leading to malnutrition;

5, people are too honest and frank, only telling the truth, always makes me very helpless;

6. The old city is too old and the high-tech zone is too new, which always gives me the illusion of two cities;

7. The city leaders are too stupid to publicize. If a city like Xi 'an is in the East, Suzhou and Hangzhou have nothing to be proud of.