What are the classic funny quotes between He Jiong and Xie Na?

Xie Na was choosing a dance partner among a group of men, but she turned around, sighed, shook her head and walked away.

Li Weijia: "No one is satisfied, haha..."

He Jiong: "OK, dear friends, here I recommend to you how to avoid being rejected. Who is it?" No choice.”

He Jiong and Xie Na are performing a wedding skit.

Xie Na: "He loved me when he was young, but he didn't admit it."

He Jiong (helpless): "I am old now and have no hope in life, so I just Come on!"

The guest is 5566. This group used to have 5 people, but later it became 4.

He Jiong was making the introduction at the end of the segment: "We are talking about these five big boys (interrupted by everyone)..."

Other hosts: "It's 4!"

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He Jiong (pretending to be innocent): "Don't you know that I also joined 5566?"

He Jiong acts as the host of the Xie Na Music Club. Not long after the show started.

He Jiong: "...I was very successful in that game, so it became a good story."

Xie Na: "I was very successful in this game."

He Jiong; "Have you succeeded before you even started? Okay, thank you everyone for watching, and we will see you next time!"

When Zhang Jie and Xie Na were first rumored to be having a scandal, they came as guests to Xie Na's Music Club. . When they came up, Xie Na and Zhang Jie were standing together, and He Jiong was standing on the other side.

He Jiong: "The position of this station has its meaning. How to stand? Are you two standing together or am I standing between you two? If they stand together, it means they are really together. ."

Xie Na: "Are we standing together?" Immediately walked to the other side of He Jiong, letting He Jiong be in the middle.

He Jiong: "If I stand in the middle, it will really be like the rumor that I am the bridge."

Xie Na: "There should be no one who has not heard of it now." Pineapple and jackfruit! You know there was a foreigner two days ago when I went to Europe..."

He Jiong: "You have been working on Happy Camp. Please tell me clearly when you went to Europe."

Xie Na (singing): "In a dream..."

He Jiong: "Usually the answer can be found in the European style street in Window of the World."

Dancing In Miracle, after Zhu Jiang performed a dance with similar aluminum door frames and window frames.

He Jiong: "Okay, thank you for this advertisement for aluminum alloy doors and windows."

In the game session of Xie Na's music fan club, she was asked to turn to whose profile picture to sing whose song Song.

He Jiong: "Okay, for the first song I decided to open with a very important song in the Chinese music scene. Because I think this song represents a trend in the development of popular music in the Chinese music scene, and it also represents (Interrupted by the audience)..."

Audience: "Gardenia Blossoms"

He Jiong: "Listen to the voice of the crowd, what is the name of this song?"

The audience shouted: "Gardenias are blooming"

He Jiong: "Look, I originally wanted to say that it was thousands of miles away, but if you want to say that Gardenias are blooming, then Gardenias are blooming. ”

Xie Na: “Why do you want gardenias to bloom when they show off Tengger’s face?”

He Jiong: “Because of the voice of the masses, (starting to be serious) But since If it’s Tengger, then let’s sing the famous song of whomever comes up. Then we’ll sing Tengger’s famous song Gardenia Blossoms, come on..."

At Xie Na’s song club. In the movie, Zhang Jie's performance has overshadowed the protagonist Xie Na, so He Jiong cleverly shifted the theme to Xie Na again.

After Zhang Jie finished singing, He Jiong said: "Nana, I really think this puts us under a lot of pressure. Maybe many viewers today will think it is Zhang Jie's fan club."

< p>Xie Na: "Impossible!"

He Jiong: "So next we use strong evidence to prove that we are really not just cheating, because if we are the host and sing again, we will be at a disadvantage, because again Many people will say, "Wow, you don't understand music at all." Let me tell everyone, Nana understands music! And she is a talented musician."

An audience member who called herself Xiao Xie Na performed on stage. Strange, with three chicken feathers stuck on its head.

He Jiong: "Why did you have to put three chicken feathers in your head for the first time on TV?"

Audience: "Because I think this can highlight the same style as sister Xie Na "

Xie Na (hurriedly): "What's the same..."

He Jiong: "So we didn't see it. The Xie Na you saw had chicken feathers on her head!"< /p>

Xie Na was promoting her album at a fan club, and several reporters acted as a questioning group to ask Xie Na questions. Finally, a reporter asked her the only question in the audience: "I want to know if Nana will encounter a new spring emotionally?"

Xie Na: "I think it's a particularly good question. ."

He Jiong: "What a dedicated reporter! The question has nothing to do with the record!"

I miss you every day. Guard your heart ~ He also said; although this is stealing someone's song of virtue to someone. . . .

Everyone laughed wildly

Jong; Tianxin, you may not know. .

Tianxin; Oh, I know, which fourth place it is

Nana: Jingteng, please encourage me

Xiao Jingteng: Encourage you

Nana: The poem I remember most clearly is...

Jingteng Xiao: The bright moonlight in front of the bed...

I am from Malan Mountain, Malan Town, Malan Village, Miss Ma from Malanpo

——Xie Na

Acting in a sitcom

Nana: I told you that we met halfway. (Referring to Zhang Jie)

Weijia: Oh, halfway couple! !

Nana: At first, some people said that I looked like Nicole Kidman, but later I proved with facts that I am Xie Na, I am me, I am not Nicole Kidman!!!< /p>

Teacher He: You are not Nicole Kidman.

He Jiong asked Peter Ho: What type of girl do you like! ? For example, Weijia doesn't really like crazy girls. ”

Weijia “Yes, I don’t really like crazy girls. ”

Everyone couldn’t help but focus on Xie Na.

Xie Na: Don’t look at me being crazy outside. I play the guzheng and write poetry at home. They are all surprised... (deliberately looking very arrogant) He Jiong: If Xie Na is really like this, she will be completely crazy!

(Laughing wildly...)

Nana: I measure how many heads and bodies a He Jiong has, one, two, three, my God! He Jiong has three heads and a body!!

Weijia : The combinations are complementary to each other. For example, Teacher He has improved the cultural quality of our team.

Jongjiong: Yes, I am responsible for the connotation part, but don’t forget, I also have beauty, thank you! (laughing)

Weijia: I might bring back some cool and fashionable vibe, like Wu Xin...

Jongjiong interjected, saying: I think she is. It makes up for the shortcoming that there are no women in the team! (Nana walked up and pinched Jiongjiong, and immediately knocked him to the ground)

Weijia: Teacher He, I don’t think you are ashamed, because you are He was knocked down by another man! (laughing)

Haitao is trying to make the host group younger!

Haitao: Yes, I have beauty too!

Jiong Jiong: Nana made up for it...

Nana: I made up for the fact that the host cannot be perfect, thank you! (laughing)

Jongjiong: No, Nana reminds us that there is no perfect person in the world

Nana (to He): He likes me, but due to the age gap, I can only

He added: Choose Zhang Jie

Xie Na: I have a certain status in the dance world... Please call me Xie in the dance world

Wu Xin said: The other party's Nezha, you give I came out.

Xie Na said: This Lei Zhenzi, what did you ask me to do? You were struck by lightning

Wu Xin said: Don’t think you are combing your hair. , wearing a wedding dress you can step on Hot Wheels. Xie Na said: I really can't, don't leave, Lei Zhenzi, you have been struck by lightning, you have to hold on.

Lei Zhenzi

Wu Xin said: Nezha

Teacher He: If you can’t figure it out, we’ll leave

Xie Na said: Little thick legs, don’t think you Wearing a skirt, your legs don't look thick, they look thicker

Wu Xin said: Come on, don't think that you become a woman when you wear a skirt, you are still a man, Mr. He : Thanks to CC`TV...Thanks to MTV...Thanks to Zhao Wei...What Wei...that episode of Fei Lun Hai.

Teacher He: "If I were ten centimeters taller, I would join It's Fahrenheit."

Nana: "Go ahead. I have no time for spring, summer, autumn and winter..." He Jiong: Let's sing a cappella, which is the best test of singing skills

Nana Na: Zhoucheng, do you want me to set the stage for you first? Can I sing a cappella first? It seems that you sing better

He Jiong: This is also a woman who was hurt by Teacher Yang Er on the stage

Nana: Hey, I didn’t hurt her

He Jiong: Weren't you also hurt when she said what happened to you and Zhang Jie?

Nana: Just pretend I didn’t hear it

He Jiong squatted down silently: I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have mentioned this matter

Nana: Zhou Cheng , there is already someone who is more hurt than you, please sing well, I will go first

He Jiong: Don’t leave, don’t leave, you see she is no longer on this stage, you two are still fine! Speaking of Mai Ba, Teacher He was accused by everyone, and Weijia said that Teacher He would take the initiative to pay the bill every time

In order to get revenge on Nana, Teacher He said: Because that time I was particularly impressed, because that time I Then she put the key and the wallet in Zhang Jie's bag. Later that day, Nana told Zhang Jie that they wanted to go back first, so they went back first

Nana rushed towards him, and He Jiong solemnly said He walked back from the scene and said: Have you seen it? When you are stepped on by everyone, you find a point and you can turn defeat into victory. Thank you everyone.

He Jiong held Nana's backpack: "What's inside Is there anything I can’t see, Nana?”

Nana: “There’s nothing interesting in the box. In fact, I think there are some clothes there.”

Open the backpack...it’s all snacks

He Jiong: "Wow - puffed foods from all over the world are meeting here. Wait a minute, wait a minute, I can feel some real ingredients. "

Nana lay on the bag

He Jiong: "Tell us why there is this in the bag"

Nana: "I, no."

Wu Xin took the opportunity to pounce and pulled out a few "After Tomorrow"

He Jiong: "Whether you fall in love with someone does not matter after tomorrow, Shan Ming and Shui The show is not as interesting as yours. Hey, wait a minute, Nana, why do you have so many Zhang Jie’s albums in your bag?”

Nana: “Their director framed me, Nana said yesterday. , I gave you a few albums after recording the show, and I took them away.”

He Jiong: “I want to ask if the director gave you these albums, and you accepted them because you wanted to. Who is it for?"

Nana: "I just...give it to me for free.

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Xie Na: I am a beauty~I am a hot pot beauty~Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and love will win! Ha~! (Song sung by Xie Na) {Xie Na}: "I But the ratings are Nuwa"

Actually, what I want to say is: "I am the queen of ratings." Bibi: The next song is the most classic (for Teacher He)

The most beautiful thing is the red sunset~

The most beautiful thing is the red sunset~ He Jiong: I don’t want a championship, I want you friends. I’m not a champion... who is? The winner is king, the loser is bandit, you guys Gangsters, drag me down. Xie Na and Ji Jie sang folk songs with a double act. Ji Jie hid behind Zhang Jie: "Haitao, do you have anything else to say~"

Haitao: "I wish your family happiness "Hey~" (referring to Nana and Zhang Jie)

And "Sou Xiang 2008"

Nana: "I was born in 1919 (Naiting Naiting) (I originally wanted to say 1990) He Jiong: Your favorite fruit - BiBi: grapes

He Jiong: Your favorite drink - BiBi: grape juice

He Jiong: Your favorite Dessert to eat - Bibi: Portuguese egg tart

He Jiong laughed wildly and asked Bibi if you could try something else

He Jiong: The country you most want to visit—— Bi Bi: Portugal

He Jiong laughed and couldn’t ask further

He Jiong: Your favorite catchphrase - Bi Bi: I don’t know!

He Jiong: Your favorite tongue twister - Bi Bi: Eat grapes without spitting out the grape skins!

Bi Bi blew out three of them at once, so He Jiong laughed wildly)

He Jiong: There are three more behind - Bi Bi: If you don’t eat the grapes, you will spit out grape skins! Nana, what are you doing? I have no money, so I want to rob sex! (Everyone bursts into laughter) Teacher He, who dares to rob you of your lust?

1. "Happy base camp, good mood every day"!

2. Jiong Jiong: "Just because you are thin, is that why you are a 'boshi'?"

Jiong Jiong: "I am standing behind the doctor, and I am a 'postdoctoral fellow' ”

3. Nana: At first, some people said that I looked like Nicole Kidman, but later I proved with facts that I am Xie Na, I am who I am, and I am not Nicole Kidman. German!

Teacher He: You are not Nicole Kidman in the first place.

4. Haitao said: "Look at my eyes"

Jongjiong said: "I can't see~"

5. A guest asked Asked Nana, "Why is your face so red?"

Nana said, "Because you are famous."

6. Xie Na: The audience watching Happy Camp has exceeded 2.2 billion so far.

Jiong Jiong: One day Nana will let aliens watch our show

7. The girl who graduated from the Chinese Academy of Arts in the group "Daughter" said allegro: Bamboo board playing, point to point, listen to me say a short allegro

That’s all my program...

Nana didn’t react after listening to it. After a long while, she burst out laughing: I’m standing here After more than 70 years on stage, it was the first time I was fooled!

He Jiong: "Hypocritical woman.............

8. He Jiong asked He Rundong: "What type of girl do you like! ? For example, Wei Jia doesn't really like crazy girls. ”

Weijia: “Yes, I don’t really like crazy girls. ”

Everyone couldn’t help but focus on Xie Na. Xie Na: Don’t look at me being crazy outside. I play the guzheng and write poetry at home. I’m even surprised myself... .

(Deliberately making a very arrogant look)

He Jiong: If Xie Na is really like this at home, then she will go completely crazy!

9. Xie Na from the Golden Branch Desire issue: I’m bringing you a gift. Charmaine Sheh: What gift?

Xie Na: Boo-boo-boo-, darts! ! !

Also, Xie Na’s Allegro:

You are jealous that my arms are thicker than yours,

You are jealous that my eyes are smaller than yours,

Jealous that I didn’t graduate from elementary school or graduate!

Xie Na: Oh, there are three beauties on stage (laughing~)

10. 5566: After watching NANA’s performance, I really want NANA’s phone number!

Happy family and audience: Oh! ． ． ． ． ． ．

5566: Drag her into the ban, so I won’t pick her up again! !

11. Xie Na: No one dares to compare with me in the past 18 years.

Wang Renfu: Are you sure? I'm just curious about which brand of skin care products you use. Don't use it in the future.

12. There was a link in the last issue of Happy Boys where Xie Na and Zhang Jie were singing with water in their mouths. Teacher He said: Sing What, sweet honey, the moon represents my heart, bangs cutting wood, and the couple returning home? How about singing a song that everyone is very familiar with, Jay. . . . . Spray

13. In the issue of Zhang Jie and Zhang Yuan, Zhang Jie mentioned that after he became famous, many girls went to the snack bar opened by Zhang Jie’s mother to eat rice noodles in order to get autographs. Zhang Jie’s mother gave everything for free. Teacher He and Nana acted out a scene where Zhang Jie’s mother meets the star. The first time, before Nana could speak, Teacher He said, “Oh, it’s Nana!” Nana said, “Wait a minute. "Hey, I'm Little Star." After the second performance, Nana said, "Hello, aunt, I'm Little Star." Teacher He said, "Which one is Zhang Jie's hit song?" Nana couldn't answer. Teacher He said: "If you can't answer, you are not a little star. Let's go..."

14. Jiong: After the last episode, many viewers called and asked: Is Nana a boy or a girl? ! Today I

must clarify: Nana is indeed a boy! ! !

15. Wu Jianhao: "Impossible, how could my son be so short."

Nana: "We He Jiong are not short, our He Jiong is squatting... He Jiong ...Stand up..."

Weijia then lifted He Jiong up.

16. Wu Xin: 3 frogs!

Land Rover: 1 leg

Nana: Help, there are 3 weird frogs, they only have 1 leg!!!!!!!

17. Jiong: I am super star, Chinese superstar, I just fired my 100th assistant away. I think it was her problem, ok, so next I will recruit my next assistant, he can come in

< p>Su: Hello, Mr. He, I am Su Xingjiong: Don’t put your hands in your pockets, young man, be polite. Jiong: May I ask why I hire you as my assistant

Su: I have three The reason I miss can convince you

Jiong: Come one by one, the first one

Su: The first one I can speak some English, so I can promote you to internationalization

Jong: Hahaha, internationalization? I said that my next step is to go global. OK, I have already become an international artist. Not only me, but the person I just fired also speaks English very well.

Nana

Na: it is me

Jiong: Nana, come here, this young man is recruiting iron assistant to be your successor. He spoke very good English to me. OK, if your English is better than him, I will invite you back

Na: (pointing to Su) what is your name?

Su: My name is Allen

Na: what

Su: A-L-L-E-N, Allen

Na: Allen, ok

Su: what is your name

Na: Nana

Na: how are you (fainted again)

Su: fine, thinks, how are you

Na: how old are you

Su: 23

Na: what are you doing, now

Su: I playing a job

Na: (pointing to Jiong) who are you

炅: I am your boss

Na: my boss is very good, because his heart is very small

18. Weijia, the three-sounding combination: The agency put you together and you should have a division of labor. Which part is "Jaylen" responsible for?

"Jaylen": 15-25 years old

"Adu": I am in charge of those aged 25-35

"Andy Lau": I am in charge of those aged 35 and above

Jongjiong: Then Nana is under the control of "Andy Lau"! (laughing)

19. Happy family; Hey, what a combination you have with the youngest one; he. . 19 years old. Happy family; 19 years old! ! ! Our Haitao is also 19 years old! Haitao, come. Haitao. Haitao stepped forward.

The group laughed and said in broken Chinese after the discussion;...you are lying to us, right?

Jong Jiong; In fact, we have always felt that he was lying to us

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20. I am not the champion, I am not the champion, I am not the champion, who is! ! ! You can make new friends, but I am the only champion! The winner is the king, the loser is the bandit! You bandits! ! !

21. After An Qixuan’s shoelaces fell apart, the Happy Family followed suit one after another, saying they were learning from the superstar. Later it was learned that he accidentally stepped on it. He Jiong said, “I just accidentally grew so short, okay. It seems that no one wants to grow taller!"

22. I remember that the Happy Family asked Jiong Jiong to teach singing, and then the four of them stood in a row...

Jong: Nowadays, they no longer allow me to participate in some young people’s activities. [Aggrievedly] But, I really like (operating), am I getting old?

Boss: The happiest thing about my summer vacation was going to KTV with Jiajia earlier, from 8 pm to 1 am.

NANA: Is that a KTV?

Haitao: They called it karaoke back then!

23. In Ma Tianyu's episode, because Ma Tianyu was a student at the School of Drama, the five hosts had to compete with Ma Tianyu on their acting skills. At that time, they performed in groups.

Ma Tianyu said: "Yeah. , I want to be in a group with Sister Nana." Nana also looked full of innocence. Teacher He said: "You two are from kindergarten, right? (Referring to Nana) One is four years old, (Referring to Tianyu) Five years old.

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Nana said: "I'm very happy. You said that I am one year younger than him, which is actually the case."

24. He Jiong will do it when he is speechless. Say "goodbye".

25. Let's talk about the embarrassing things encountered as an artist.

He Jiong: Nana, what is the most embarrassing thing you have ever encountered?

He Jiong: Nana, what is the most embarrassing thing you have ever encountered?

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Nana: I am abroad. Many foreign friends ask me to sign autographs and tell me they love me. I feel very embarrassed!

Everyone was speechless. After a few seconds, He Jiong said, do you think It’s embarrassing if we don’t believe it! Nana, her signature laughter, quack’…

26. Fahrenheit: “Thank you…and our happy family, five of them are here 3 people are already very good, and there is another one who can host the show from beginning to end...

27. When He Jiong learned that Wang Yuexin was going to imitate himself, he said: "I want to ask a question Director, you just said that he wanted to imitate something. I can’t say that I’m not a thing, but I’m not happy if you say that I am a thing!”

28. There was another time when An Qixuan and Nana used Chinese Answers:

An: Your eyes are very beautiful..

Na: Yes, many people say so

An: I want to eat spicy food Hot pot...now

Na: OK! You do the show first, and I will buy it!

29. There is also the "Golden Finger" award,

Jiong: Congratulations to Nana for winning this year's Most Incongruous Award. Nana's acceptance speech is also super funny; "I am Mr. ****'s wife."

30. Haitao: If you He is also a person with an entertainment spirit, so contact us quickly, maybe the next person standing on the stage of Happy Camp will be you~~

31. Band teacher, the music of Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back

32. He Jiong: "Now we have invited so-and-so to sing for us, "Gardenia Blossoms"

33. He Jiong: Thank you for that being a man.

33. Nana: "Blue sky~~green lake water~~~Oh yeah~~~" Trembling~~~

34. He Jiong: Those 5 cute big boys in 5566... .

Nana: 4!

35. Nana: “I measured how many heads and bodies a He Jiong has, one, two, three, He Jiong has three heads and a body! ”

36. Nana: I am Miss Ma from Malan Village, Malan Town, Malanpo...

37. Nana: That’s right, that’s right . Do you know how old I am?

How old?

Nana: More than a thousand years old~

That’s true. It's a pity that someone who is more than a thousand years old is still selling radishes...

38. Nana: When you go abroad, you won't hear the cuckoo's call.

Weijian Zhang: It doesn't matter if you go abroad. I'll eat more sweet potatoes and cuckoo for myself...

39. Na: There are more than fifty young men in our village who like me...I won't let you take advantage

40. Zheng Yuanchang’s issue: Xie Yichen!

41. Wu Pace’s issue: Wu Pace is a fashionista; Xie Na is a fashionable country girl.

42. In each issue, Xie Na mentioned: Malan Mountain, Malanpo, Malan Town... and the sentence: Poe fans below, please don’t applaud!

43. He Jiong also mentioned in several issues: Director, This issue requires extra money! Then in the latest issue, He Jiong just winked and said: You know, director! What else can you tell me...

44. A guest Asked Nana "Why is your face so red?"

Nana: Because you are red!

45. Jiong Jiong: "It's just because you are thinner." Bos'? "

Jongjiong: "I stand behind the doctor, and I am a 'postdoc'..."

46. Nana: Someone said that I looked like Nicole Kidd. Man, but then I proved with facts that I am Xie Na, I am me, I am not Nicole Kidman!

Teacher He: You are not Nicole Kidman in the first place.

47. Haitao said: "Look at my eyes"

Jongjiong said: "I can't see~"

48. "Happy Camp , have a good mood every day”!

49. Xie Na: The audience watching Happy Camp has exceeded 2.2 billion so far

Jongjiong: One day Nana will let aliens watch our program

50. The girl who graduated from the Chinese Academy of Arts in the girl group "Qianjin" said the Allegro: Bamboo board play, point to point, listen to me say the short Allegro

That's all my program...< /p>

Nana had no reaction after hearing this. After a while, she burst out laughing: I have been on this stage for more than 70 years, and this is the first time I have been fooled!

He Jiong: "Hypocritical woman.............

51. He Jiong asked He Rundong: "What type of girl do you like! ? For example, Wei Jia doesn't really like crazy girls. ”

Weijia: “Yes, I don’t really like crazy girls. ”

Everyone couldn’t help but focus on Xie Na. Xie Na: Don’t look at me being crazy outside. I play the guzheng and write poems at home. I’m even surprised myself... . (Deliberately making a very arrogant look)

He Jiong: If Xie Na is really like this at home, then she will be completely crazy!

52, Jin Zhi Yu Ni's episode. Xie Na: I have a gift for you. Charmaine Sheh: What gift?

Xie Na: Boo-hoo-boo!

Also, Xie Na’s Allegro:< /p>

You are jealous that my arms are thicker than yours,

You are jealous that my eyes are smaller than yours,

You are jealous that I have not graduated from elementary school and have not graduated!

Xie Na: Oh, there are three beauties on stage (laughing~)

53, 5566: After watching NANA’s performance, I really want NANA’s phone number

< p>Happy Family and Audience: Oh! ． No one dares to compare with me in the past 18 years

Wang Renfu: Are you sure? I’m just curious about which brand of skin care products you use. Please don’t use them in the future

55. Happy last issue. There was a section in the boys' session where Xie Na and Zhang Jie were singing with water in their mouths. Teacher He said: What to sing, "Sweet Honey", "The moon represents my heart", "Chopping wood with bangs", "How about the husband and wife return the house"? Everyone is very familiar with it... Spraying

In the issue of Zhang Jie and Zhang Yuan, Zhang Jie talked about how many girls came to ask for his signature. Teacher He and Nana acted out a scene of Zhang Jie’s mother meeting the stars. The first time, Nana didn’t even speak. Teacher He said: "Oh, it's Nana! Nana said: "Wait a minute, I am Little Star." After the second performance, Nana said: "Hello, Auntie, I am Little Star." Teacher He said: "Which is Zhang Jie's hit song?" Nana couldn't answer. Teacher He said, "If you can't answer, you are not a little star."

Let's go..."

57. Jiong: After the last show, many viewers called and asked: Is Nana a boy or a girl?! Today I

must clarify: Nana is indeed a man! !

58. Wu Jianhao: "No way, how could my son be so short?"

Nana: "We, He Jiong, are not short. He Jiong was squatting... He Jiong... stood up..."

Weijia then lifted He Jiong up.

59. Wu Xin: 3 frogs!< /p>

Land Rover: 1 leg

Nana: Help, there are 3 weird frogs, they only have 1 leg!!!!!!!!!

< p>60. Jiong: I am a superstar, a Chinese superstar. I just fired my 100th assistant away. I think it was her problem, ok, so next I want to recruit my next assistant, who You can come in

Su: Hello, Mr. He, I am Su Xingjiong: Take your hands out and don’t put them in your pockets, young man, be polite. Jiong: May I ask why I want to hire you as my assistant

Su: I have three reasons to convince you

Jiong: One by one, the first one

Su: I can speak some English for the first one, so it’s okay You push for internationalization

Jiong: Hahaha, internationalization? I said that my next step is to go global. OK, I have already become an international artist. Not only me, but also I was just fired. That guy also speaks English very well. Nana: it is me. He told me that he speaks English very well. If your English is better than him, I will invite you back.

Na: (pointing to Su) What is your name?

Su: My name is Allen

Na: what