Personality Quotes Don’t tease me, or I’ll molest you

Personality Talk Don’t tease me, or I’ll molest you

1. What is a class teacher: someone who destroys your friendship and then your love and still doesn’t let go of your family ties. .

2. Today’s boys are too bad. They are whiter, taller and prettier than girls. He also competes with girls for their boyfriends.

3. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you have to pretend to be soy sauce, and you can’t be looked down upon.

4. There is nothing wrong with liking someone. The only thing wrong is liking someone who doesn’t like you.

5. One day, the teacher yelled at the students in the class: You are too stupid, your IQ is negative, my IQ is a hundred times yours! Student:

6. Beautiful women are not without brains but they know that their faces are much more useful than their brains.

7. Finally found a question that Baidu didn’t know: Do you know when I will come to visit my aunt?

8. Starting from today, we have to take the exam to our best ability.

9. There is a notice posted on the door of a girl’s dormitory that boys and lunch boxes are not allowed in. What’s the explanation? The answer is that both will make a girl’s belly bigger

10. Man: Why are you attracted to me? Woman: Because you are handsome. Man: He’s handsome but can’t be eaten. Female: But if you are not handsome, you will not be able to eat in front of me.

11. Man: I will love you for ten thousand years! Woman: You liar! Do you have such a long life?

12. I have always been very, very envious that my boyfriend has the best girlfriend in the world

13. It turns out that my bad shoes were used to make capsules?

14. Woman, why don’t you be strong? You are an animal that will not die even if it bleeds for a week.

15. In today’s society, you have to queue up to jump in line.

16. When you break up, don’t tell me that I’m not suitable. I’m a Martian and I’m not suitable for an Earthling.

17. A friend said that the word for peanut is pronounced as "peeling the shells and eating rice" (bolkkcmm).

18. Don’t tease me, or I’ll molest you.

19. You are many years late but I am still happy for your arrival.

20. I fell in love with, pursued, liked, became happy, soon got tired of, quarreled with, became indifferent to, and dispersed.

21. Losing weight is not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament.

22. The reason why I smoke is very simple: my grandfather smokes and my father smokes too, so I can’t stop smoking when it’s my turn.

23. They said the Internet was fake, and I laughed, as if reality was real.

24. I never told my family about fights when I was a child, because I was afraid that my dad would cause trouble. big.

25. If boys don’t have more than six-pack abs, why should they laugh at other girls for their bad figures?

26. Being single does not mean being vulnerable, it means that you are strong enough to wait for the person you deserve.

27. Maybe it’s because I’ve been single for a long time. When I saw a sow a few days ago, I thought it looked pretty.

28. Never quarrel with your parents! Because when you can’t win an argument, you’ll only get scolded! When you win an argument you only get beaten.

29. The Statue of Liberty holds a book in one hand and a torch in the other, telling us that we must study even when the power is out.

30. What to do if your home’s gas leaks? Don’t panic, light a cigarette and calm down. Remember, it’s not too late. I’m still waiting for you.

1. Shed all the tears, and the rest should be strong.

2. Firmly believe that success is right in front of you.

3. You asked me to give up the world for you, and then you gave up on me.

4. If you want to live a happy life, you should start by understanding yourself and caring for others.

5. Men are good at discovering the advantages of other people’s wives, and women are good at discovering the advantages of their own husbands.

6. Just like you gave me a candy, I was very happy, but when I turned around, she had two!

7. Promise me that you will take good care of yourself and never leave me. We will never say goodbye, okay? Wait until I marry you, okay?

8. Falling leaves are the pursuit of the wind. It's still the tree that doesn't want to stay.

9. If you have nothing, don’t be sick. If you have nothing, don’t have money. If you lack nothing, don’t lack health. Health is not everything, but without health, there is nothing.

10. I always take jokes seriously, just because that’s what you said.

11. There is silence in the middle of the night, and you can only hear the voice of your own heart.

12. When you think I am wrong, whatever I say is wrong. So I chose silence.

13. I really want to end this helpless secret love and make it justifiable.

14. Remember it’s not too late and I’m still waiting for you /suanming/

15. You just broke into my world as a matter of course and let me build my heart The wall collapsed,

16. Fire a shot hard in my heart, and let everything return to zero with this loud noise

17. Parents miss their children like running water, always The children miss their parents just like the wind blowing on the leaves. When the wind blows, they move, but when the wind doesn't blow, they don't move.

18. The most spineless word in the world.

19. Waiting is not to impress you, but just to keep myself from leaving.

20. I want to say that when I like you, you will also like me, no need for anything else. , we are together only because of love.

21. People who laugh at me, please brush your teeth white first

22. I will remember every word you said, every look back, every smile. .

23. Those who gather together for profit will inevitably separate for the sake of profit.

24. Worry is something that will come out of your eyes if you cover your mouth.

25. Don’t stop me, I’m going to provide earthquake relief! What? Midterm exam? How long have you been telling me this? ! !

26. A girl is valuable, a young woman is worth more, and if there is a rich woman, you can throw away both.

27. Love is not a charity, and you cannot give charity casually.

28. A person can fail many times, but as long as he does not start blaming others, he is not a loser.

29. Although I seem to be at the end of my rope, I have endured all the hardships.

30. If I could have met you before her, would the outcome have been different?

31. It’s not scary to confess or be confessed. What’s scary is that the ending is not falling in love but losing one friend.

32. Thank you for forgetting me so completely and letting me have a relationship. A desperate excuse.

33. Do you know what I am doing in the United States? I'm not even a WAITER.

34. The pain is placed at the bottom, and the grievances are placed on top of the pain. Sadness covers the grievances, and finally everything is hidden by peace.

35. I can’t imagine anything in life that I want but can’t have. thing.

36. Don’t take a person too seriously, because you may be nothing in that person’s heart.

37. Everything is just the past; the past is just a memory.

38. I don’t want to think about it anymore. I’m tired. I don’t want to sing anymore. I’m already crying.

39. The richest thing for a person is not to own a mountain of gold, but to own a mountain of gold. Things that a mountain of gold cannot buy.

40. There is gold under a man’s knees. I cut off the whole leg and couldn’t find even a piece of copper.

41. Youth is the most luxurious luxury, because you have People, don't care about it at all. qq personality talk about classic sentences, don’t look back, I won’t wait

1. So, turn around, turn your back to love, leave, shut yourself in the door, shut the door out of love, just , this turn around often lasts a lifetime.

2. There is a kind of change called growth; there is a kind of strength called tenacity; there is a kind of responsibility called dedication; there is a kind of happiness called well-being; there is a kind of mind called tolerance, there is a kind of happiness called work, and there is a kind of concern called spurring. , there is a kind of gain called giving up.

3. If you have a toothache, you can have it pulled out. If you have a stomachache, you can take medicine. Do you want me to dig out my heart and throw it away?

4. We agreed not to cry, put on beautiful masks, and looked indifferent, transcending the fear and thoughts of life and death.

5. Who said that damn love? Love shouldn’t be damned. It’s up to us to love.

6. No matter how beautiful the orange is, it is still an orange. What he likes is apples.

7. I want to hide in a corner quietly, and no one will bother me

8. The most helpless thing is like trying so hard to please, only to get a sentence I don't need to.

9. If you can’t sleep, just think about me more and don’t waste your time.

10. On the train of love, if you want to get off early, please don’t pretend to wake up. Sleep on me so that I can sleep until the end, pretending not to know that you have left.

11. As soon as the familiar name came into my ears, my mind was completely confused.

12. How many people work in different places and endure loneliness. When it rains, no one brings an umbrella. No one can share happy things. No one can talk to when sad. Walking through the four seasons alone, Know your warmth and coldness.

13. If there is life, there will be hope, if there is confidence, there will be success, if there is thinking, there will be ideas, and if there is hard work, there will be gains.

14. A lonely person will always carefully remember everyone who has appeared in his life. So I always keep thinking of your loneliness when you count me over and over again every night when the stars fall.

15. My tears turn into rain, and I can’t bear to get you wet.

16. We always meet people we shouldn’t meet at the most beautiful time and fall in love so deeply

17. Eyes that have shed tears will be brighter. A heart that has shed blood will be stronger.

18. I still often dream of you, and I still often shed tears secretly

19. Since leaving is the best choice, we don’t have to relive the same memories. .

20. Sometimes, there is no next time, no chance to start over, no pause to continue. Sometimes, if you miss the present, you will never have the chance.

21. Don’t bother him anymore, don’t want to share everything with him, don’t say it with passion and only be left with embarrassment.

22. My smile can infect everyone, but it can’t infect myself

23. Those who promise to accompany you throughout their lives also end up halfway. When you get lost, those people who boasted that they loved you and pampered you and were always there also loved you and disappeared. Some people say they love you without any warning, and then leave quietly. Therefore, no one is your world, don’t give everything away easily, let alone talk about how turbulent the memories are. When you calm down, you will find that for many people, the final relationship is just no relationship.

24. There is a first-come, first-served nature in love. Maybe those who arrive late are born to miss out.

25. Who doesn’t have youth, who doesn’t have first love, but our cantabile youth is no longer there

26. I once thought that being sad would lead to a lot of tears. ; It turns out that true sadness is the inability to shed a single tear.

27. Chat history is the most difficult thing to open. If you open it, you will know how two people went from talking about everything to having nothing to say.

28. I can proudly tell you that I am good even when I feel wronged to death.

Twenty-nine, I have lost the whole world, but I only want to hold on to you.

Thirty. In this world, there is never no way out. People who work hard will overcome obstacles and walk through them with difficulty even if they are scarred.

Thirty-one, if you can hold on hard, never show off.

Thirty-two, don’t look back, I won’t wait any longer. QQ boys talk about my woman, don’t touch her

1. [.You can’t imagine that the person who originally traveled south will accompany you all the way north]

2. Missing you is like a shadow when you are not around Forcing me to think of all your looks

3. I want to get drunk and then call you to tell you that I love you. I love you so much that I can’t help myself.

4. Idiot. No matter how many good boys there are, I don’t care about them because I have you. Zhang Xiaoxuan

5. I think you are perfect, but you never think about his body. You only care about yourself. How can he fall in love with you?

6. Make love with you The posture gradually improves, and you gradually want to fly...

7. You will not meet the second me

8. What does it feel like to be inseparable? You are afraid of the cold, but she is the sun. Zhang Xiaoxuan

9. I don’t know if we will meet again in the next life, so in this life, I will try my best to give you the best.

10. Use anti-virus software to remove all the men around you. Zhang Xiaoxuan

11. Time will force us to look back and laugh at our original innocence

12. No one is by my side anymore, so what if I am covered with bruises. Zhang Xiaoxuan

13. Love is a bubble. If you can see through it, what’s the sadness?

14. Holidays and school breaks: You are so embarrassed about starting and going to school. Is it because of your parents? ?

15. [.. I am also afraid that the desolation in my heart will not keep the people I want to keep]

16. You can still drink the water when it is cold. I can’t stop talking when my heart is cold. Happiness seems lonely

17. I have no reason to leave you because she hasn’t learned how to take care of you yet

18. I have a happy way to live my life no matter how messed up it is It's also my style.

19. [We are both good at duplicity but we both hope that the other person will notice]

20. I hope there is someone who will accompany me all the way. The person who will accompany me through all the ups and downs of life!

21. A person’s change begins with the arrival or departure of another person

22. In fact, one person is quite good. No worries, no ties, just a little lonely.

23. Smoking is better than women. It hurts the lungs but not the heart.

24. People who express their inner feelings cannot be expressed in just a few words. There is no need for a reason to like you, and liking you is not just about saying "I like you"

2 15. [Promise that he will not walk away and turn around and throw away my hand]

26. First love is infinitely good, but it is too early.

27. If others can take you away, then why should I keep you?

28. There is love in life, and I am always inexplicably moved by the ordinary things.

When you hear a piece of music, or the sad melody, or the lyrics in it, it seems that you are all

Twenty-nine, [.. If your eyes and eyebrows have stayed for me for even half a moment, how can you not see that I am as affectionate as ever]

Thirty. When I held you up a few seconds ago, you were a cup. When I let go, you were just a piece of glass. For those who don’t know how to cherish.

Thirty-one. [Dream Are you laughing at my enthusiasm and courage when you appear in it?]

Thirty-two, the broken promises cannot be put back together. Imprints of different shades, memories made with a smile.

Thirty-three, no need to comfort me

Thirty-four, [. If you don’t work hard, how can you prove to the person who abandoned you how blind he is]

Thirty-five. [. Love makes us play hardcore without hesitation and makes us hysterical and become pathological]

Thirty-six. Teacher: Don’t wait until you turn gray. Student: Yes, it costs money to dye it black.

Thirty-seven. When you are alive, you must be kind to yourself and don’t become an interlude in other people’s lives.

Thirty-eight. Do you love her that much? Does she love you? ?Does she love you as much as I do? Is she that special?

Thirty-nine, don’t touch my woman.