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Nightclub classic quotes

1. I am a bartender. Who am I afraid of?

2. Live poetically in the bar.

3. When you arrive at the bar, can you still get drunk?

4. The first trick in the bar is definitely a honey trap.

5. Overcome the bar and restore etiquette, and the world will return to benevolence.

6. An alcoholic who doesn’t want to go to bars is not a good alcoholic.

7. Master! It’s all among the people, including women.

8. The bar is just a realistic projection of the bar concept.

9. Other people are hell, and so are other people’s bars.

10. The dark night will pass and the rainy day will eventually clear up.

11. You can be terrible, but you must not be mean.

12. I spend the night with you burning the midnight oil, and the battle on the peak is burning with passion.

13. Did I dream about the bar? Or did you dream about me in the bar?

14. To go to the bar or not to go out, that is the question.

15. The bar is not about the wine, but about the wallet.

16. I don’t know the youthful drunkenness in the nightclub, the flowers scatter and the leaves fall, the actors shed tears.

17. God does not play dice, let alone in a bar.

18. Bars do not open on trees. This is an inevitable result of evolution.

19. That dick man of yours has no other uses than dick!

20. A glass of wine costs thousands of dollars at a nightclub, and youth and drunkenness accompany you to the nightclub.

21. Nightclub rape-style training! What is raped is not the body, but the mind!

22. Happy bars are similar, and unhappy bars are each unhappy in their own way.

23. There are no ugly women, only lazy women. Appearance is 30% and 70% depends on dressing up.

24. Men conquer the world and win women, women conquer men and own the world.

25. Treat your guests as your husband when you go to work, and treat your husband as your guest when you get home.

26. The air in the nightclub contains money, it depends on whether you can inhale it into your lungs.

27. When he got off your bed, you had already changed from euro to Korean won.

28. Girl, smile, there are wrinkles on your face when you smile, and wrinkles can hold RMB.

29. You can be expensive, but it can never be free. It may be expensive, or it may be free.

30. If you enter the nightclub because you are unwilling to be ordinary, don’t leave because you are unwilling to be ordinary.

31. The service quality of employees is not ordered by the boss, but taught!

32. A bar is like a city. People who haven’t been drinking want to rush in, and people who have had enough drinking want to rush out.

33. Let me tell you a way to reject a customer's pursuit: take off your makeup and go to him in your pajamas.

34. If there is a bar, there will be flaws; if there is no bar, there will be no flaws. So, nothing is better than something.

35. The guest is the guest, and the guest is God. Please don’t imagine that you will marry God.

36. If you want to be open-minded, just touch it and treat it as if someone is giving you a breast enlargement massage for free.

37. Don’t think that you can meet a good man here. You might as well buy a lottery ticket when you get the chance.

38. Women, beware of bad men who will occupy your body and your wealth in the name of love!

39. Unhappy women mostly cannot live without men, while happy women mostly make men unable to live without her.

40. When a girl comes to the nightclub to talk about love, have you escaped from a mental hospital? The nightclub is about money.

41. No matter how bad a man is, women will still love him; no matter how much a woman loves, a man will still be bad no matter how bad he is.

42. Everyone knows that gods are good, but bars can’t be forgotten.

When you are alive, you go to bars every night, and when you die, you continue to go to bars.

43. To be a woman, you must have skills. Especially the mother of a family, you determine the personality direction of your child's life.

44. Who are you showing your face to? This is a KTV, not a funeral home. You have a bitter face and you want to say goodbye to the body.

45. It’s a pity that I was not here when you were born; I will definitely be there when you are born. We have a great time together. I wish you a happy birthday!

46. Young women don’t want to look like their mothers. Men, on the other hand, spend their entire lives looking for maternal feelings.

47. If the place uses the money to buy people on daily employee education and training and logistics benefits, then the place with excellent management will not be short of people.

48. There will be alcohol in the bar, and there will be alcoholics in the bar. Out of ten drunkards there must be a killer. Therefore, behind the feasting and feasting of the bar, there is always a murderous aura. Philosophical group signatures of girls in nightclubs

Philosophical personal signatures of girls in nightclubs

1. I have never had naked love for you.

2. I told you to get out of my world, not to go out.

3. Without anger and sadness, smiling is just a gesture.

4. If love cannot be seen, let hate fulfill it.

5. Since you can’t go back to the past, don’t go back and reorganize our idol dramas.

6. Fall does not need a reason, only an excuse.

7. Real forgetting requires no effort.

8. People cannot take money into the grave, but money can take people into the grave.

9. In the future, I will be the only one walking alone.

10. I want you to regret what you did and pay the price.

11. Showy! Want a showy personality. cheap! Be comfortable being cheap. wave! Want to be romantic.

12. Men, it’s okay if you have less. Women, you have to strengthen yourself!

13. Spoiled love is like sour food. If it doesn’t suit your taste, just change it to another dish.

14. My attitude has always been decided by me.

15. If you are always so sensible, you will never get love!

16. Don’t underestimate the beauty of any fat person after losing weight.

17. How can you wear a wedding dress casually without experiencing a few scumbags?

18. If labor and management don’t even love themselves now, how can they love you?

19. Put away your cheap love for labor and capital, and don’t want the labor and capital that you gave me!

20. Who are you? Do you think you are older than me?

21. I said: You are allowed to be silent occasionally, but you are never allowed to be silent.

22. You can never afford my feelings, they are not cheap.

23. My son? You can't touch it

24. Love love love. Love you sister. You dare to like me. I dare to fall in love with you.

25. How much is love worth? Can you get free shipping?

26. What your sister pulls is capital, but what you pull is coquettishness.

27. Money is a bastard. We will earn it after spending it.

28. See one, love one, love one and forget one.

29. I fucking love you so much; you fucking ignore me!

30. If I can’t see the sun tomorrow, then it must be cloudy tomorrow.

31. Without you, the earth will still turn and the heart will still beat.

32. The dragon shakes its head and the phoenix wags its tail. Labor and management do not regret anything they do.

33. Having nothing is the reason to fight.

34. Whether I pay attention to my image or not depends on my relationship with you.

35. Stop being invisible. I have deleted you long ago.

36. Correct your position and quarrel with me again.

37. Be kind to yourself, because no one will take you seriously.

38. Life is a soft thing. If you are weak, he will be strong; if you are strong, he will be weak.

39. A man is like a pig, whoever wants it can be taken home and raised!

40. I have never forgotten you, I just can’t remember what kind of face you have.

41. My man must obey me for his whole life.

42. It is better to be in love than to be in love, and never fall in love because of loneliness.

43. If I hold my hand tightly, there is nothing inside. If I let go, I have the whole world.

44. Travel to China, I think it’s okay, can you do it without paying the phone bill?

45. Whoever dares to steal my lover, I will be his stepmother.

46. Isn’t the most brilliant yet the most miserable thing youth?

47. My sister is so domineering. Why, if you don’t accept it, let’s do it.

48. You can only rely on yourself for everything. Others can help you for a while, but they can’t help you forever.

49. I am just a mortal.

50. If people don’t love me, I don’t love others; if people love me, I will give myself to them. Momo's signature is a happy nightclub man

Momo's signature is a happy nightclub man

1. Meeting you, no longer day and night, is the most beautiful thing in this life.

2. The best situation for a couple is probably to get along as good friends but protect you as your boyfriend.

3. My younger brother told me: Sister, in the future, when you find a boyfriend, you must not be taller than me. Otherwise, if he bullies you, I’m afraid I won’t be able to beat him.

4. After all, my ideal is to be your wife.

5. If I can’t hold an umbrella for you one day, then I will accompany you in the rain.

6. Beauty is happiness, happiness is flowers and leaves.

7. When she walked out of the examination room, she cried and said: Mathematics is so difficult. I can’t go to the same university as you! Him: I knew you didn’t know how, so I didn’t do any of the big questions later.

8. Uncle, please take care of your wife and don’t let her bully my wife.

9. When my typing skills recognize you, I think I really fell in love with you.

10. Don’t let go once you grab your hand, and walk on when you love the right person.

11. I am passionate just because I want you to like me too.

12. The person I love is already my lover.

13. When I see your hand, I can feel at ease and accompany you to the end of the world.

14. Keep your original warmth and sunshine. This is what attracted me the most in the first place.

15. I want to have a love that will never break up, a staggering walk, the sunset, and a long life together.

16. Because she is only 1.6 meters tall, once we quarrel, I have to bow my head first!

17. I want to get a marriage certificate with her!

18. There is always someone whose text message can make you smile immediately.

19. You look outstanding when someone hurts you.

20. Do you also remember how long it has been since you said you love me?

21. Love is not looking at each other, but looking in the same direction together.

22. Probably because I loved him before, it seems difficult to fall in love with someone else again.

23. Yes, I just like you, so much that I’m scared.

24. Two people who are too similar either love each other very much or hurt each other.

25. I fell for your pranks on purpose because I wanted to see your smile.

26. Will it be a long time before you think of me and ask yourself why you didn’t cherish me in the first place?

27. It’s my fault that I can’t hide my love for you, the dark circles under my eyes are showing my love to you.

28. Can you clear your heart and only hold me?

29. My dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest time in my life is the time I spend with you.

30. When we were crossing the road, you held my hand tightly, and I knew this was happiness.

31. I don’t have this kind of talent. I tolerate you and accept her.

32. Love is the tacit understanding of heart to heart and the feelings of childhood sweethearts.

33. I want the whole world to know that this fish pond is contracted by you.

34. The innocent years will not bear to be bullied, and the absurdity of youth will not let you down.

35. I’m not here to grandstand, I don’t have a best friend to slap, and I don’t have a boyfriend to cheat on me, I’m fine.

36. Your lover doesn’t have to be perfect, you are enough!

37. Do you like someone and still haven’t given up?

38. You are so lovable, why don’t I love you.

39. As long as you call her wife, you have to cherish it with your life.

40. After all, the woman who loves me most in the world has already married my father.

41. Hearing what you say to me will make me proud all day long.

42. I am familiar with all your bad habits and have seen through all your ugly looks, but I still love you!

43. From now on, let us walk together, and we will have our delicate thoughts together.

44. Only if I love you will I fight with you. Otherwise, why bother risking your youth on tomorrow.

45. Hold your left hand and run endlessly in the rain. In the end, we cuddle up happily.

46. Follow me, don’t you like it? If you don't like it, I'll follow you.

47. It is happiness to feel for someone from like to love.

48. Be the first person to wake you up in the morning and the last person to watch you fall asleep at night.

49. If I could, I would drink all the memories about you and me in one gulp and let them ferment over and over again in my stomach.

50. Falling in love with you is not because of your good looks, but because you gave me a feeling that others cannot give me in a special time. To the person I love deeply. Sad quotes about men in nightclubs

1. If you can’t accompany me to the end, don’t enter my life halfway.

2. Recall your past calmly and then cry.

3. Nightclub women, when they are in love, seem to be isolated from the world.

4. What makes women never forget is feelings, and what makes men never forget is feelings.

5. Well, on what occasions should you not believe a man’s words? In bed, when he is happy, when he wants you, when he makes mistakes.

6. It is also a kind of happiness to be able to hold some faint sadness in your heart that time cannot take away.

7. You will never understand what I mean to you. When you see it, you will regret not cherishing it.

8. Empty feelings and empty feelings, one person wandering in the street; empty heart and empty house, one person alone at home; people leave the building empty, let the past go with the wind; people leave the tea to cool, you and I will no longer force it .

9. Don’t love too hard. Breaking up with two wrong people may create happiness for four people.

10. You are not so sunny. Although the corners of your mouth are raised and very charming, your eyes are too deep and there are wounds hidden there. You are not very happy.

11. Don’t cry when you break up. Of course, that doesn't mean you won't cry at all. Don't cry in front of you, cry to death behind your back.

12. I knew your signature was not for me, but I deceived myself and signed it.

13. The less I get, the more uneasy I feel, but I am also afraid of the sadness of losing after I get it.

14. The only way to catch a man is to never let him be satisfied.

15. Your heart is my corner and the end of the world, I can’t go further. We will go to the ends of the earth in this life, not to travel halfway around the world, but to be with each other in this world.

16. So what if the country is conquered, it is not the same as birth, old age, illness and death.

17. Tobacco and alcohol have been recognized as two major poisons since ancient times. And yes, for nightclub women, love is fatal enough.

18. No matter how bad your conditions are, there will always be someone who loves you. No matter how good your conditions are, there will always be someone who doesn't love you.

19. Small-mindedness, jealousy, hatred, and revenge are just the tricks of nightclub women. It doesn’t matter if you use them. What matters is that you don’t get discovered.

20. Don’t say that there is no good man in the world. Don’t remember the person who abandoned you. After all, he once loved you and loved you. Tolerance will make you more beautiful.

21. Loving someone who doesn’t love yourself is like waiting for a ship at the airport.

22. Believe in this sentence. No matter how vigorous a couple is, they can't compare to ordinary parents.

23. Girls should love themselves. No matter how big a blow you encounter, no matter how sad the situation you encounter, falling for any excuse is also falling. The less you love yourself, the more no one will love you.

24. At first glance, you don’t look very good, but when you get closer, you look worse than you do at first glance!

25. A certain scenery may not remain unchanged for a lifetime. Those who thought they would always be with you have actually let go of them long ago.

26. If love only consists of sympathy, what’s the point of returning to you?

27. Don’t try to change anyone, because no one can change anyone. The only thing is whether he is willing to change for you.

28. You can be vain, because that is the nature of nightclub women, but don’t let yourself become a tool to increase others’ vanity.

29. I don’t miss you very deliberately, I just think of you in many small moments.

30. If a person is not free, it is because he does not want to be free. If a person cannot leave, it is because he does not want to leave. If a person gives you too many excuses, that is Because I don’t want to care.

31. Next, if you believe in idol dramas, forget it. If you are over 20 and still believe in idol dramas, it’s over.

32. I have finally become someone else’s woman and will never risk my life for you again -

33. Because of you, I know how to grow, but you are still my injury.

34. Beauty, wisdom, money, many things are all destined by nature. Don’t try to change anything with your jealousy.

35. All the people I love and have ever loved do the same thing, which is a shame.

36. The longing that cannot be faded in my heart has turned into a persistent belief over time.

37. Sunflowers face the sun, so they are destined to fall in love with the sun.

38. When I want to say something the most, it is often the time when I am the most silent.

39. It is not easy for us to come together, but it is not easy for us to part ways.

40. Life is actually very simple, after today is tomorrow.

41. Dreams do not conceal sorrow, wine cannot shed tears, and sorrow cannot be avoided. The incense of the Hui stove lingers in the intestines, and the beautiful soul sways in the wind lantern.

42. It’s time to calm down and think about how I am lukewarm, lukewarm and emotionless. Anyway, let me know what I should do to you.

43. Remember to say good night to me every night to let me know that you will still be there tomorrow.

44. I have never seen such a shameless man. He went out to find a mistress and wanted to divorce me without telling me. He agreed and didn’t even want to pay a dime. His parents were even more ridiculous. I just He called me to seek comfort, and actually told me that he was in a bad mood. I really couldn’t figure out why he was in a bad mood. He had found out the sins on his own, and my son and I were responsible for all the mistakes he had made. He is a completely irresponsible person.

45. I think love can fill up the regrets in life. However, it is love that creates more regrets. The ups and downs keep repeating themselves in a love. If it were anyone else, the weather would not always be blue.

46. Give me a reason to forget that I have always loved you so much.

47. You must understand the truth. Men like someone easily, but they will not fall in love with someone easily.

48. It took me 10 months to give birth to a child and 20 years to raise, educate and teach him. It took you 10 minutes to give birth to a child and give him a last name.

49. Some things cannot be explained. If you think it's worth it, it's worth it. If you think it's not worth it, if others say it's worth it, you won't think it's worth it either.

50. Don’t be curious or care about what his current girlfriend looks like or what her figure is. You are just asking for trouble.

51. Even if we can’t have each other, the memories are exclusive to us.

52. Missing someone who loves you is called missing, missing someone who doesn’t love you is called being mean.

53. What I fear most is not losing you, but not forgetting you after losing you.

54. Loneliness is like the midsummer rain, which is dripping mercilessly and the grass is slanting; loneliness is like the frost in autumn, cold and merciless, and the flowers wither; loneliness is like the sorrow in the heart, which cannot be expressed in words, and a thousand words are lamenting. Loneliness is like Nalan, like blowing snow.

55. Don’t think it is inexplicable that she is indifferent to you. Is it because she has been neglectful recently and has not contacted her for how many hours?

56. You are just a dream, and all good things are illusory.

57. Even if the relationship changes, the position in the heart remains the same.

58. He can make you happy when you are with him. certainly. He can also make you sad after being abandoned by him.

59. The pain of longing blew off the yellow leaves on the branches in the cool night, opened the curtain of memory, and my eyes reflected a sadness. Can I still be in the tears of memory, gently Whisper the verses you sing.

60. Heartache only lasts for a moment. After a long time, you will lose consciousness.

61. If we blame love for hurting us, then may I ask, did you nod your head and agreed to the coming of love in the beginning?

62. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you go out and buy apples, I buy a bag of apples.

63. He said, I am tired, please let me calm down for a while, okay? Just say yes, because he is here to inform you, not to obtain your consent.

64. Don’t apologize to me. Apologizing can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

65. You must do what you said, even if it is stupid, it is better than breaking the promise.

66. Our story has just begun and is slowly ending, and I have lost everything.

67. In calm days, leave some space for yourself, leave some space for each other, and leave some beauty for distance.

68. Only if you close your eyes tightly will you ignore your existence.

69. Don’t ask all day long, do you love me? When you ask, he doesn't love you anymore.

70. Women in nightclubs often like to confess their feelings, while men are just the opposite.

71. Faced with this false world, false people, false meanings, and false words, how can anyone not be confused?

72. Have you ever discovered unforgettable love?

Usually, no good results.

73. Did I do something wrong to make us miss again and again.

74. A grievance that can be spoken out is not a grievance. A person who can leave is not considered a lover.

75. Don’t make angry words or make decisions when you are crying, you will regret it.

76. The most regrettable thing is that our time and our lives do not have a second chance!

77. I thought I could move you by loving you more, but in the end I found that I was only moved by myself.

78. Life changes every day, and it is worth looking forward to.

79. After breaking up, you will know who is true and who is fake.

80. Try to be an elegant woman. Don't be pretentious, because pretentious nightclub women are not only annoying to nightclub women, but also to men.

81. Sometimes, learn to regard disappointment as a kind of gain, because there will be disappointment when there is hope.

82. Even if I say I love you a thousand times, it will always end with the words "let's break up." This is love.

83. My love for you is as overwhelming as ever.

84. Even if the man in front of you is good in every way and has advantages everywhere, but he doesn’t love you, you can never change this shortcoming.

85. We are just accustomed to holding on to an uncertain future.

86. The so-called fate is the same as invention, it all comes from chance. Love is also an invention that needs constant improvement. However, this invention is different from other inventions. It has no patent rights and can be snatched away by others at any time.

87. You don’t like me. This is a disease. It needs to be cured. It must be cured.

88. In fact, it can last forever, but no one speaks. In this way, we have missed a lifetime.

89. A brave nightclub woman is always more beautiful than a cowardly nightclub woman. If your lover doesn't love you, I advise you to be brave and separate, rather than cowardly entanglement.

90. Too few touches, too few truths, too few friends, too few smiles.

91. A person’s biggest shortcoming is not selfishness, brutality, or willfulness, but paranoid love for someone who doesn’t love himself.

92. Freedom is precious, but tens of thousands of people trade freedom for love every day.

93. On rainy days, I just miss you.

94. If my departure can bring you relief, I would rather choose death.

95. You must know that whether a man is good or bad does not depend on whether he is fickle or single-minded. Men have been fickle since ancient times, but it depends on whether he has control.

96. A smile can defeat a lifetime, and a drop of tear can pay off a person.

97. Your parents and I live in harmony without a loud word. You have never forgiven my parents and never called them mom and dad. When you were poor, you said that my parents would not agree to it, and you refused to bark. When you became rich, you said that you were no longer afraid of them, so you stopped barking.

98. I am just a lonely little fool, stupidly waiting for something, stupidly giving up and losing something.

99. That night, I smoked a lot, and the smoke turned into your face. I waved my hand and everything was a thing of the past.

100. Looking at the world with cold eyes gives you the hot, cold, sour and sweet feelings.