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Tell me about the daughter who taught herself at home.
If I study with half my love for you, I will definitely become a schoolmaster.
3. I heard that there was radiation next to the pillow on my sleeping mobile phone, which scared me to get up and throw the pillow away. You scared me, damn it.
Time tells you what aging is, and memory tells you what innocence is.
Someone once told me that you should boil the cold water spilled on you and then pour it out. But I prefer to be a person like Lyme. The more someone throws cold water on me, the more my life boils!
When I told you my troubles, it wasn't complaining, it was my trust in you.
No one protects my soft sister, so I have to teach myself to be a woman. /Shuo Shuo/
8. There is no incurable pain, no endless sinking, and everything lost will come back in another way.
9. Undeniably, mosaic is the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!
10. You may not want to come with me because you are afraid of reaching out, so I reach out and you immediately get up and chase me.
1 1. Forgive me for bringing money all the way just to buy spicy strips.
12. Perfect love, the time to win the war, can withstand the fleeting time, the departure and the yearning.
13. There are two kinds of strangers, those who don't know and those who pretend not to know.
14. Everyone is busy with their own joys and sorrows. How can they care about your loneliness?
15. Never dare to take the car of a female driver again. The first time I met a driver who was about to crash without stepping on the brakes but covering his eyes!
16. Mushrooms are cool. Remember, if you live like a queen, you can attract the king.
17. How did you feel when you were admitted to Tsinghua Peking University? Never press the alarm clock!
18. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.
19. I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.
20. Get up every morning and watch Forbes Rich List. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.
2 1. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!
22. To trust a person's greatness is to copy homework and never doubt whether the other person is doing it right, but copy it into the book.
23. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.
24. Those unforgettable days are forgotten in our unforgettable time.
25. I spoke to you once and you didn't help me. I will never speak to you again. No matter who I am, thank you for dropping me when I needed you most.
26. Are you quiet in one world and arrogant in another?
27. The heart is a pocket. Less is called scheming, more is called mind's eye, more is called scheming, and more is called scheming.
28. The function of the alarm clock is to remind me to sleep in another position.
29. What determines our life is sometimes not our ability, but our choice.
When you see others laughing, don't think that you are the only one who is sad in the world. In fact, others just hide better than you. Classic emotional story: what turned a soft girl into a woman?
The society is complex and people are tired.
More and more women choose to be single,
More and more men have to be single,
This is too realistic.
It's late at night, you close your eyes,
You are imagining another world.
The women around me are getting better and better,
You can earn money by driving like a man.
Can do housework well,
Can cook a good table,
You have to carry it yourself when you encounter difficulties.
A good player at home and abroad,
Even during the physiological period or illness, everything remains the same.
One by one has changed from a soft woman to a woman.
Suddenly feel that men are redundant,
When you need his company,
He was busy socializing, and when he came back,
It's over.
It's not that I don't want to rely on him,
But there's no choice,
Accustomed to the pace of life without him.
Modern women can do anything,
Not worse than men,
You can take on more responsibilities,
Can also face bigger things.
So, you must love yourself.
Love yourself again, love yourself more,
To be worthy of men like us!
What turned a soft girl into a woman?
First of all, because we don't have local tyrants,
I don't have a good face and I won't have money.
Not a white opponent,
Can't compete with a watery and fair mistress,
So, we choose to work hard to make money,
Buy whatever you like.
Go where you want to go, by yourself.
It may be that this society gives women less and less security,
I used to think that safety was a promise.
Shake hands when crossing the street, and now,
The only thing that can give us a sense of security is the bright sunshine.
And the green light on the sidewalk at a busy intersection,
The wallet and key in your pocket when you go out,
The battery displayed in the mobile phone is full. ......
Every woman wants to find a man who is very masculine.
Finally found himself a man!
Life is not easy, live happily, cherish it!
Dare not coquetry, because no one is used to it,
I dare not cry, because no one is coaxing me.
Dare not be lazy, because no one pays,
Being strong, independent and struggling is the only choice.
Always remind yourself not to fall, be strong!
No one is born a woman,
Just because there is too much helplessness in life,
May all desperate girls,
You can get the life you want,
And a blue sky of my own.
Qq girl girl domineering signature
1, beat the hooligans away at night.
2. Is it fun to pretend to be a lady? You have to be a bitch.
Brother Zhu, there you are.
Forgive me for being addicted to loving women all my life.
5. forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!
6. Either live well or die quickly.
Do you love Xiong Da? Do you love Xiong Er? Do you love Logger Vick?
8, lying in the trough! I have no boyfriend! !
If I don't see that person, I'll make you disappear! The disappearance in the double sense of biology and sociology!
10, if I don't hit you, Ren Du's second pulse qi can't be calmed down.
1 1, I am not a panel, you are a rolling pin.
12, the upper body is tired of thinking, don't forget to use the lower body.
13, mom! Where are the cucumbers beside my bed? Do not eat! I used it!
14, I am a soft sister!
15, shit, I'll tell you a Mao Mao.
16, you want to touch my chest? Come here.
17, I won't lift it today!
18, where I go is the key.
19, get out and don't come back. I'm not a rag collector.
Go away, let go of the boy and let me do it.
2 1, floating life is not drunk, please remember my beauty!
22. Let go and throw yourself away.
23. Come worship me. I came out to play in my pajamas today.
24. It is a cowardly thing to make a boy cry?
25, fucking have the guts to wrench, afraid of you? Laugh.
A domineering female man talks about phrases, and domineering is suitable for female men.
Female man with domineering personality talks about the mantra;
1, scared me to death. It thunders when it thunders. It's flashing. I'm taking a bath. I thought someone was taking pictures of me.
2. We must shape ourselves into a bully, a thin man and a woman this semester.
3. The blood of Xueba hidden in my body, I order you in the name of Xueba: the seal is lifted!
4. What is unity? It means that a person's mobile phone rings and the reading sound of the whole class soars.
The biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome guy will take me home.
6. The corners of the mouth are full of sunshine, which can make people smile when they meet.
7. God gave you two eyes, two ears and one mouth to see, listen and force less.
8. I'm not waiting for you to turn around, but giving myself a reason to ignore it.
9. Everything I said was written for you. The whole world is moving, but you don't respond.
10, girl, it is better to open your mouth and curse when you are angry than to cry.
1 1. No matter how tough a woman is, she has a gentle side. Don't say that she is not gentle, but she has no reason to be gentle with you.
12, after finishing the math problem, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and my heart doesn't even jump!
13, when I was a child, I read in the newspaper that XXX was sentenced to life imprisonment, thinking that he would drift away until he died.
14, the object you are pursuing already has an object. Don't be discouraged, there will always be points.
15, I especially appreciate the kind of real man who is indifferent to other girls but never forgets his wife.
16. I will never be the one who said I would go first. If one day I leave first, it will be forever.
17, I told you a bunch of nonsense without thinking and logic. In fact, I missed you.
18, most people in the world are lonely. Few people in the world are willing to listen and share.
19. I couldn't hand in my holiday homework last year because I had stomach cancer, and I'm angry again this year.
20. People in prison are getting more and more handsome, and I'm really worried about myself more and more.
2 1, I can cry, laugh, sell cute, warm the bed and cook, but why don't you love me?
22. You don't know that every time I fight, endless warmth rises in my heart.
23. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is those who try their best to make you end being single.
24. be a woman Whoever treats you as a spare tire will have a flat tire.
What I want to see most in my life is the painful appearance of a man's dysmenorrhea and abortion.
26. Give me your ex-girlfriend's favorite skirt. Hehe, honey, what expression do you want me to wear?
27. The virus seems to be in love with my computer, and I can't bear to break them up.
28. It is a cowardly thing to make a girl cry. It is a terrible thing to make a boy cry.
29. With money, love can be close at hand; No money, but love is far away.
30. When someone said that they hated me, I immediately laughed. Do I live to please you?
A domineering woman talks about her mood.
1, so shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.
2, you will never understand my sadness, just as fat people don't understand why thin people want to lose weight.
3. I'll go. Who are the fast men this year? They seem to want to play a joke on the singers.
I was also the seed of infatuation, but I was killed by lightning.
5, listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.
6. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's that life has turned my mother into a bitch.
7.we are good friends. I will give you a hand when you fall, but wait for me to laugh first.
8. I really admire Zhao Ting. These movies didn't say anything about changing my head. I can't do it.
9. The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.
10, don't hang yourself on a tree, you can try it several times in the surrounding trees.
1 1. A real brother is a woman who appears when you need her most.
12, er, I'll go. Life flies. I am officially a sophomore today.
13, Zhao Wei said that good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, no, rich people have youth.
14, nothing, you should learn from others Tencent and call me dear every day!
15, I always thought I was a talent, but I was wrong, I'm not! I am a genius.
16 Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.
17, one day I changed the automatic reply to then? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.
18, narcissism is to be a man in the next life and marry a wife like me!
19, when I was a child, I felt that bleeding was a very serious thing. Whether it hurts or not, cry first.
20. Mix and match is our business. Then don't worry, don't compare behind your back.
2 1, everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding the dog, taking a walk to see who is unhappy and biting who.
22.90% women don't like men in pink shirts, but 90% men in pink shirts don't like women.
I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.
24. I don't want to take off the clothes I just bought, whether I wash them or not.
25. When I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital.
26, weeding day at noon, class is really hard. A little broken book, sitting all morning.
27. From primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.
28. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.
29. As the best rogue in the world, I have the dream of pursuing drunkenness and debauchery.
Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are descendants of the dragon.
3 1, I set my mobile phone to flight mode. Why is it broken when you throw it downstairs from home?
32. The so-called pig-like roommate should be that I have a cold. Tell him to come back and bring me a box of black and white. He brought me a pack of Oreos.
33. This thing of love feels that once it comes, the principle has long since rolled away.
34. Borrow a friend's car, and the friend said to refuel the car when he returned it. When I returned the car, I rushed to the car and applauded.
35. I can't talk If anything offends you, come and hit me.
36. When I was a child, my worst dream was to find a toilet. The most terrible thing is that people didn't wake up and the toilet was found.
37. The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.
38. If you mess with me again, I'll rip your guts out and tie a bow!
39. I have fixed the wedding date, and now I just need to fix the groom.
40. My first thought at that time was: bend down, take off your shoes and fan the soles of your shoes in his face.
Talk about the domineering attitude towards women.
1, please stay away from me. I have no date, but I have a husband.
I won't miss any chance as long as I can get rid of you.
Although my sister is not very beautiful, not every man has a chance.
4, commitment is a fart, only a madman will believe it.
Don't treat yourself as a waste until you die. Start working hard now.
6. Sometimes, you will pay a heavy price for cheating a girl.
7. As soon as I talk to you, I become an idiot.
8. How to play, what role, what goods.
9. Don't call me melodramatic or pretentious, I'm just not good at talking.
10, don't make friends with others with my secret.
1 1. My attitude has always been decided by myself.
12, as long as you give me glory, I will be crazy.
13, I said please go away, did you run away?
14, between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.
15, there is no need to pretend to be good, just do what you like.
16, white-collar workers are a fart, so is raising pigs.
17, I am ordinary, but I am really the only one.
18. If you don't want it, say goodbye as soon as possible.
19, there are some things I know are wrong and I am still insisting.
20. I'm not a waiter, so you have no right to let my sister answer you.
2 1, never tell me, I can't live that long.
22. Don't challenge me to pull you with your SB level.
23. The sun is really warm. It's time to bask in tears.
24. You deny me with the whole world, and I will accompany you to deny the whole world.
25, but gold will always shine, you glass slag can only reflect light.
I can confidently tell you that he will be with you because you look like me.
27. Make friends with interests, then you can go straight now.
If you don't have that ability yourself, don't say others are too powerful.
29, all excuses are nonsense, can be used to cover up unwilling to sacrifice.
30. I have an emotional cleanliness. It's not that easy to get acquainted with me.
3 1. As long as you are my friend, I will stand by you forever, even if it is outrageous.
I can only love you all my life, not for a while.
33. Take me to Qiangri, and I will destroy your world first.
34, some things don't have to be brave, some people don't have to force.
35, my heart grave, afraid of death can not let go of the protagonist.
I don't think I like you at all, because you are not cool at all. I like cool kimi best.
37. The moonlight shines on the bed and does not turn off the lights at night; Why do you ask? I just can't sleep.
38. I like nobles, but I don't like single nobles. Who thinks like me?
39. Cancer's friends are lucky. The three boys of the heir were all angry with you.
40. Who said that men are better than women and have the ability to let men help you have a child?
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