A classic sentence without swearing and sarcasm

The classic sentences of satirists without swearing are as follows:

1. Actually, I know you are here, and there is no need to hide it. Invisibility is irony, and I don't have to bother if you don't want to.

I hate people who play with ideas. Oh, you can't stand it if I resist. Why does it have to itch to test me?

3. You can't know people, which hurts you; Knowing and not doing it will harm the bully; If you can't believe it, you will harm the bully; Believing and involving little people will harm the bully.

Don't talk about others when you are full all day. You have time to talk about yourself. Tell me about the warning of speaking ill behind your back.

5. Relatives, what a strange relationship. I didn't do anything wrong, and I gossiped about them behind their backs. It's terrible. How to avoid it.

6. Some things are shit. Why does he always say that he is the same color as gold?

Why don't you stay at home? Now the dog-hunting team in the city is getting more and more fierce. Be careful when you get caught.

8. The yellowed diary is written permanently and ironically. I will understand now and miss your gentleness. What else do I feel? Loneliness accustoms me to pain.

9. Sometimes a person's appearance is so out of proportion to his soul, which is really a very sad thing.

10. Being wronged is the most annoying thing to get along with people with scheming. Every sentence and everything is accompanied by routines and traps. It's annoying and crazy.

1 1. Don't expect anyone to have any moral cleanliness. Every soul in this world is half man and half ghost, too close for anyone to see.

12. Generally speaking, a long rope can rob you. Your mouth and tongue are so long, dare you tie the knot automatically?

13. Although laughter may not be harmonious, although crying may not be sad. When you say it orally, there will be thorns in your stomach.

14. At the crossroads, we parted ways. You left my tears, and I left your hurt. It is because of your pallor that my waiting satirizes my persistence.

15. People who don't know the truth and casually comment on others behind their backs are really annoying. It takes only one year to learn to speak, but it takes a lifetime to learn to shut up.