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Alternative personality signature

1, can you let me die for a while and see who will care about me.

2. Playing mobile phone with my deskmate in class, and the deskmate suddenly said that there was a murderous look behind him. I quickly looked up, and sure enough, the teacher was not on the podium.

We won't contact again unless there is an accident.

You gave me a love, and I really can't bear to leave here.

5. If love is gone. Then why should I stay?

6. When a man says sorry to a woman, then the woman loses completely.

7. There are many things that are irreversible, such as feelings for a person.

8, blame yourself, have the ability to like others, have no ability to make others like you.

9. Don't throw the wound to others easily, because others are watching the excitement, but it is yourself who is suffering.

10, to marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be to make a circular arc, and to be a person is best to be Qiao Feng, and to get mixed up with Wei Xiaobao.

1 1, throw a hard pen, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, stand up and do your homework.

12, the dialogue that is too late to say disappears in the future without patchwork.

13, how many times, because you can't get it, pretend you don't want it.

14, when forgetting becomes another beginning, the memory fades and the pain is the most real.

15, I just miss the past and forget that we are not ourselves.

16, no matter how happy you are, you will have troubles; Even if you are unlucky again, you are lucky. Happiness is around, as long as you feel it with your heart, it is there.

17, letting go is also happiness, and I will remember my pursuit.

18, is there anyone who misses a distant sea return like me?

19, on a certain day, I was ignorant and met the weakest tenderness in the starry sky. After that, my heart is like a bright moon. I miss it so much!

20. Love is like the wind pouring into memories. When the pain is blown away, love becomes cold unconsciously.

2 1, I am an ostentatious child. If I give some sunshine, I will be brilliant. If my scar heals, I will forget the pain.

22. What does a mountain gun look like? You are more decent than a mountain gun.

23, injured again and again, standing up again and again, always so repeated.

24. Give me a beautiful photo of you and go home to ward off evil spirits.

25. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. Seeing you, I feel more entangled than going to the grave.

26. Without tears, the heart is a dry lake.

27. If the money is not enough, sell the monitor.

28. You said that one day I don't want you, and you must not marry, which makes me feel guilty.

29. The tragedy of life is: the exam is coming, others are reviewing, but I am previewing.

Thank you for accompanying me through those days. It's neither long nor short, but it's hard to remember.

3 1, when I have money, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital!

32. People are like talking on the phone. Either you hang up now or I hang up now!

Maybe I will love you again when the weather clears up.

34. There was a power failure. I called my brother to complain that he was not online. My brother said a gorgeous sentence: I just know to watch TV online.

35. Once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long!

36, don't take a person's past, to doubt a person's essence.

37. When fireworks pass by, whoever cries and stares will get hurt, but prosperity will not be a dream. Don't be warm and fragrant, Mo Dao Xu Zhu's poems are more straightforward.

38. If people let go. Will it look happier?

39. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag behind my back to fly a kite.

40. When a woman is drunk, the first person she thinks of is the one who hurts her the most.

4 1, I heard that the person who can see with your eyes closed is your favorite person.

Maybe isolation is the best way for me to protect myself.

No matter how far apart we are, our hearts are always connected.

44. Looking back at the end, I found that I had nothing.

45. What are friends like? What is a best friend? What are men like? A friend knows that your best friend is with your man but doesn't tell you.

46. Do you like to catch braids when flirting with girls at school?

47. Is a child in a long-distance relationship waiting for someone or a mood?

48. I asked you what's wrong, and I didn't want to hear you say nothing casually.

49. When you send your heart away, you should know that you can't get it back unscathed.

50. When did you sing that incomplete melody to the fullest?

5 1, I really hate girls who are tired after two steps, and I'm not choosing Lin Daiyu. As for it?

52. Get what you want stubbornly. Only you know how much it will cost.

53. Who will defend a city if it is not a person?

If I die one day, will you be too busy to see me for the last time?

55. If I don't know, can I keep the person who has been guarding me?

56. Men are responsible for hunting, women are responsible for building nests, and men have to pay for farmland, so they can't add mental burden to their wives.

Maybe it won't be long before I forget that I liked you so much.

58. It is romantic that time is wasted by love.

59. Life is sometimes like a parabola, and there is no way to fall.

60. Life is sometimes like a river. At the right time, Wang Yang wantonly poured thousands of miles. How happy this is!

6 1, I want to change my name, change my appearance and love you again.

62. Let me be willful once. Whatever the outcome, the chip I have is you.

63. It is better to die for someone who doesn't love you than to live for someone who loves you.

64. Without an immortal oath and a constant commitment, I will embark on the journey without hesitation.

65. Every story begins with a strong rose, but ends with a sad pain.

66. His promise is a lie, and I promise I will never see it.

67, grass! After taking the exam for 2 hours, I finally forgot to write my name.

68. Love boldly. If you don't love, don't say love.

69. If I don't hit you, you really don't know that I am both civil and military.

70. Is there anyone like me who is not your lover but can affect your mood?

7 1, brothers are brothers, women are clothes. To tell the truth, I just like to wear my brother's clothes.

72. You are like sunshine between your fingers, warm and beautiful, but you can never catch it.

73. I don't want to be lonely, but I am lonely and have a crush on my brother.

74. Girls should get used to living alone, smiling alone, feeling sad alone and losing alone.

75. Even those meteors are just a moment. So are yours?

76. Love needs ability, and that ability is to make the person you love love you.

77. Obviously you are not a stranger, but you are pretending to be stranger than a stranger.

78. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

79. As far as your heart is concerned, you can go. Be a warm person and love gently with a smile.

80. If you know my difficulty, why aren't you moved?

8 1, I want to hug you every time I see the message you give me! I hope we will be happy forever!

82. It is fate for women to be mean, and it is nature for men to flirt.

Life is always ups and downs, don't complain about anything. No matter how happy you are, there will be troubles; Even if you are unlucky again, you are lucky.

84. Patience is the abbreviation of perseverance and ability; Learning is the summary of hard study and diligent inquiry.

85. Do you often enter other spaces, but delete your visit records in the friends show?

86. Men should put their career first, and love should be based on economy.

Another kind of sentimental signature

1, love is a past tense, and only time will remember it.

What's wrong with being happy from now on? What's wrong with being angry?

3, love has been broken, dreams are difficult to complete, and the afterlife will continue.

4, you have a new love, I am not even an old love.

I am the only one who believes in eternity.

6. Sometimes, there is nothing to do but say goodbye.

7. You have gone far, and I will walk away slowly.

8. We lasted for a long time, but lost to eternity.

9. Who am I waiting for in an empty city without you?

10 I don't remember what I ever had with you. I have amnesia.

1 1, breaking up is not necessarily a relief, but may be torture.

12, I saw through his heart and the back left by others.

13. Why do lovers who agreed not to break up finally become strangers?

14, times have changed, feelings have faded, and people who love each other have dispersed.

15, turn just to meet you, but forget that you can turn.

16, there is a kind of pain, pain to the left atrium, and then despair.

17, there is a regret that we still love each other, but it is not appropriate.

18, the dream is gone, my heart is broken, and I just stay to prepare for leaving.

19, I'm still here, not waiting for you. Just wait for yourself to give up.

20. Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.

2 1, you are just passing by, I am just passing by, we are just passing by.

22. There is a distance. When you go further and further, you will never be together again.

23. Let the once gentleness continue to warm the heart that is no longer hot.

24, missing, very light, that's because I can't see the result of missing.

25. The pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.

26. When tears came down, I realized that separation is another kind of understanding.

27, a photo of feelings, framed the sorrow, can not stay like water.

28. In youth, we always miss each other's injuries, and then there is nothing we can do.

29. Love is like the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.

30, go against the light, only the back, leave the season to you, southbound ramble.

3 1. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

32. Maybe what I lost is exactly what I should never let go of in my life.

33. Holding hands is a very sad process, because you always have to let go after holding hands.

When you see through everything, you will know that losing is more practical than having.

35. We loved each other and hurt each other. Now let's go our separate ways.

36. Loving you is my commitment to your life, and loving to leave is the pain you have given me all my life!

37. My love broke my clique, and I can't keep flying in the wind.

38. If the years are just the makeup of lovers in a cycle, maybe I will never be heartbroken.

39. Since we can't be together, let that emotion stay in our hearts and memories.

40. The fleeting time has taken away the floating clouds, but it can't take away the loneliness of my previous life.

4 1, everyone has a demon side. If I don't love you, then you will see.

42, now I, you love to ignore, remember, after me, you can't afford it!

43. There are some things I want to do, but I can't do anything; Some feelings, I want to have, but I can't.

44. Probably all the people who have been broken up will be blessing to leave their lover.

45. It can be found that the past is drifting away, hard to touch, and the pursuit is pale and powerless.

46. Love is both a need and a lack. Losing it is equivalent to losing the meaning of existence.

47. I have come to understand that the adult world is not like a fairy tale, and princes and princesses rarely end in comedy.

48. Some things are like sunshine between your fingers, warm and beautiful, but you can never catch them.

49. Happiness has been separated from me for a whole century, which is a distant place that I can never touch.

50. Whose eyes are wet after parting. Parting, who promised? Parting, who took the thoughts away.

5 1, thank you for leaving, and let me learn to be strong. Thank you for your betrayal and letting me see the world clearly.

It doesn't matter to lose you, but the sunshine is no longer warm, and the excitement has nothing to do with me.

53. Time flies. It's just that our steps can't keep up with the happiness we have.

54. Your leaving has taken away every warm tone in my life. The rest is not clear.

55. In the end, I let go of the agreed hand. Happiness is divided into two intersections. You go left, I go right.

56. I am used to being uncomfortable, I am used to missing, I am used to waiting for you, but I have never been used to not seeing you.

57. I used to think that love is the whole of life; However, one day I found that it was just a moment of confusion.

58. Everything is a moment, everything will pass, and the past will become a kind of nostalgia.

59. If you should let go, you can make room and find the happiness that really belongs to you.

60. The world is small, so we met. The world is so big, it's hard to see you again without you.

6 1. Worries of mortals, I have experienced, experienced, seen through and understood. The most beautiful thing in life is indifference.

62. When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

63. When my shoulder is gone, when my tears run dry, when I decide to let go, my heart is gone.

64. When tenderness is gone and tears are dry, does my present retention count? I just hope it won't be a regret.

65. Both you who love me so much and I who love you so much are stuck in the past, and love is over.

66. A long time later, I thought it was a long time ago. Time can't go back to the beginning, and we can't go to the end.

67. Who once said, hello, I am sunshine. Why can't you see the way back when you leave?

68. I designed 10,000 ways to meet you, but I didn't design a way to keep you, and finally it became your scenery.

69. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between trees, but the branches that grow on the same root but cannot depend on each other in the wind.

We know each other, know each other, know each other, cry and laugh together, but we still can't escape the result of parting.

7 1, a heavy rain, a baptism, a cry and a roar. We will never meet again in this life.

72. Feelings are sometimes just a person's business and have nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can never have him.

74. There are always some people who will leave without warning. Some once beautiful memories have now been eroded.

75. I can't hide secrets, and I can't hide sadness, just as I can't hide the joy of loving you and the hesitation when I am apart.

76. Memories are long and there is always a distance from reality, but I have never regretted it and I don't want to erase it.

77. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't insist on.

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

79. Those feelings that can't be publicized are blown into acacia by the wind and scattered into a wisp, which can't be piled up any more.

80. Be yourself when you break up. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, so he is classified as a memory.

8 1, if love never comes, if dreams never break, if my heart never hurts, then am I still the person you know?

82. If I go, I still have to go, leaving only an empty shell. If I stay, I still have to stay, and my heart will take root again.

83. People are not afraid of being humble, but they are afraid of losing hope, looking forward to tomorrow and sunshine. Nothing can pass, but I can't go back.

Lol alternative personality signature

1, the reason why I don't have a girlfriend must be that I play LOL.

2. Falling in love is the same as playing LOL. As long as you can't control your woman, you will be suppressed in the early stage, and you will not be able to get up in the later stage, and the economy will be controlled.

3.LOL, go away. I won't touch you again.

I like you to take me to play LOL.

5. Now you only know how to play LoL. Do you want demacia to protect your daughter-in-law in the future? You say you love me, ask your heart?

6. Because of LoL, he didn't reply to my message for an hour.

7. If a boy gives up LOL for you, marry him.

8. I don't know how many handsome guys and beautiful women are playing LOL.

9, the exam is not lol, please don't be in groups, the exam is not love, please don't flirt.

10, who will play the league together? I just said it. lol? As a result, I immediately sent a sentence: Yes, it is! Wrong idea!

1 1. Girls always ask boys to uninstall LOL for them, but I am willing to play LOL for him!

12, if it weren't for the pain and carefree of being single, who would play lol in the dormitory every day?

13, which boy on this planet doesn't DOTA, WOW, LOL or smoke, he is definitely a rare treasure.

14, probably because you like to play LOL, and my initials are cf.

15, the saddest thing is not that LOL is more important than you, but that you gradually like LOL, and then it is gone. .....

16, explanation of League of Legends LOL=LureOverLove. Attractive things can ruin love.

17, we are in tune with my LOL now.

18, the emotional road is like LOL, with many bumps and difficulties.

19, I gave up playing LOL just to spend more time with you.

20. Closing your eyes is a picture of lol abusing people.

2 1, my rival in love is not a charming woman, but lol.

22. Staying up late has become a habit. The stranger stayed up late because of him. Don't be silly. Is he still busy in Always On? Hehe, he is playing lol.

23. The worst thing in the world is to open LOL and find that your teammates are all god pits. As the saying goes, you are not afraid of opponents like gods, but you are afraid of teammates like pigs.

24. He said he would marry me when he was lol3 1. Someone told me the other day that this game is only level 30. I laughed at once. ...

I want to be lol if I can, so all you think about is that I will never leave me alone again.

26. Does your family know that you can play LOL so well?

27. When your boyfriend is addicted to lol, you must bless him with 20 shots.

You may not like it, but you should respect it (lol).

29. Although I can't be like those powerful heroes in LOL, I can create and fight for you like a beast.

30. Besides LOL, what else can bring me more interest?

3 1, when you were playing LOL, did you ever think that your busyness broke her heart?

32. I hope our LOL won't give up even if she kneels, and lose beautifully.

33. How many men and women did a LOL hurt?

34. If your daughter-in-law is a woman, you earn money. She can play LOL with you!

35. Are you back? Do you think this is lol, which can be resurrected with blood?

36. You like to play LOL. I study hard for you.

37. I am not a tramp in LOL. Why should I be lonely?

38. My boyfriend has been playing for 8 hours today. LOL and I happened to pass by the grass on the side of the road and quickly hid in.

39. You like to play lol. I learned it. You like her. I admit it, but I really like you.

40.LOL let me fall from silver to bronze and support your pupils.

An alternative signature with flamboyant personality

1. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

2, go straight ahead, behind a bunch of dogs, one does not pay attention, the dog bites you and does not hide.

3. When I was a child, my family had no money. I always pull a rope and tie a plastic bag to fly a kite.

I dare not say to you: I miss you at the moment.

When I look at your photo, I want to hang it on the wall in black and white!

6. The wisdom of the school is that it won't let you do whatever you want.

7. At first I wanted to leave, but you were not allowed. Then I confirmed you and said I would never leave you. I thought I could swear that I would let me go.

8. You are obviously a snail. You have to carry a turtle shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

9. Is uselessness kindness? I bit you hard, right? I love you. Is there something wrong?

10, have you seen Water Margin? The story of Tang Priest's master and apprentice being caught up with Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

1 1. I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, don't invite me, I have no money.

12, when a kite hates the sky, can it fall into the sea without hesitation?

13, people are greedy animals. If you get this, you can't forget that. How many people have been delayed by three words?

14, your left brain is water, your right brain is powder, and it becomes paste when you move.

15, I like to fall asleep like a dead pig every day, and I feel particularly satisfied when I wake up.

16, what do you want me to do? I want to find a small four to ruin your life with a small three.

17. If my hand accidentally touches yours, will you avoid it or subconsciously hold it?

18, first love is a small thing, but at that time, I thought it was bigger than the whole world.

19, don't go into exile like criminals. Is it a kind of suffering to love me?

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man when it's hot!

2 1. Fate drags the rings of the years, pretending to be self and worldly.

Believe it or not, I patted you on the wall and couldn't get it off.

23. Build roads by yourself, dig other people's roads, and let others build roads with me.

We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

25. It is said that the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip. When you look angry, you wipe your ass too carefully.

26. My heart is not a bus. I don't want you to sit down if there is a vacant seat. But since I'm here, I have to save some seats for you anyway.

27. I said to the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

28. I love myself and have more opponents, ok?

29. Did you pour some coke into a red wine glass and then drink it gracefully?

30. People who like me are all good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

3 1, how do you forgive that sad process of losing light?

32. Women prefer bad boys to bad boys.

33. Excuse me: Is it the sun or the moon in the sky? Sorry, I'm not from here!

34. Do you know what a big shot is? Is a little person who has been working hard.

35. In this life, there is always someone who likes to have a hard time with you, but you really want to live with him.

36. If a pig is stupid and someone kills it, there is no way to be stupid. Let me know whether you want to die or live.

37. I only loved you once. Why did you hurt me so much?

38. Look at the mountains and green waters from a distance, grin from a distance, look at the mountains and green waters from a distance, and look at the spots on your face from a distance.

39. The difference between ambiguity and ambiguity is that the former engages in the latter.

40. I really cared, inadvertently: I forgot, and I said I wanted to spend my birthday with you.

4 1, I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin.

42. You praised me as invincible, but do you know that you are not afraid of anything in the future?

43. I like the teacher telling stories in class best, because the class is over after the story is finished.

44. Every woman is looking for a man, and finally she finds herself the most man.

45. The reason for refusing to confess is often that we are not from the same world. Am I from Mars? Not suitable for earth people?

Life is like anxiety. Without accurate lyrics, it is thrilling and terrible.

47. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

48. When I got married, my friend gave me a big red envelope. When I opened it, there was nothing in it.

49. For men, having milk is a mother. For women, money is lang.

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

5 1, it doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to enter the water.

If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

53. The digital age: whoever has more numbers in his passbook is the age.

54. You called me fat again, and I replied, Honey, where are your eyes? I'm obviously just swollen.

55. Bed rest is the minimum respect for weekends.

56. Listening to English songs is good. I haven't been bored after listening for half a year. Because I don't understand.

57. Do you find those people who don't like you particularly ugly?

58. The biggest sorrow in life is to love someone who doesn't love you personally.

59. Fish can't live without water, and people can't live without boats. If you don't pay, people will get into the water and fish will get on board.

60. I shocked Shaoguang, and now it gives me a sad seat.

6 1, at first, I was your oxygen, later, I was air, and finally, I became carbon dioxide.

62. How come your nonsense is more than the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV!

I like him, but he doesn't like me. Every time he breaks up with someone, I stay with him.

64. Do you think you are beautiful when people call you Youlemei? Do you know that Youlemei is a disposable appliance?

65. As the saying goes, everyone is jealous of talents, and it is better to be stupid than others.

66. The tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop. I want to fall in love, she is not here.

67, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

68. My girlfriend and mother fell into the river at the same time. Who will you save first? A: You two are alive, let me die.

69. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

70. Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

7 1, since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, have you found that there is nothing absolute in the world?

72. You just walked in stubbornly and walked away meekly, leaving behind the temperature and regret.

73. Love is as unfortunate as money in savings, but loneliness and desire are as active as borrowing.

74. I was so busy making others beautiful that I forgot my own beauty.

75. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

76. Internationally, there will really be a person who silently values you and loves you, but will never approach you again.

77. I eat pomegranate one by one at home, and I eat pomegranate one by one. My friend said: I ate loneliness, not pomegranate!

78. I'm just an ordinary person. I will hurt, I will cry, I will be moved, I will look for it and I will abandon it. I'm a man, not a god. I can't bear all this.

79. Although I am not beautiful, I still can't find you.

80. Only when you are drunk can you know the strength of wine, and only when you have loved it can you know the weight. You can't be my poem any more than I can be your dream.

8 1, the solution when depressed: brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush.

82. I am in a bad mood. I want to do nothing but eat.

83. Skipping class is a carnival for one person. Class is the loneliness of a group of people.

84. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

85. Whose youth is not shallow and bruised, whose sadness does not leave a birthmark, who is ignorant at first sight, who can be stubborn and resigned.

86. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

87. Wages are like a period, once a month and gone in a week or so.

88. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

89. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.