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Someone in the village came to ask for money. Tell me about it.

First, eating and drinking is not bad for money, and you will be poor if you don't calculate: a good day is a careful calculation. Even if you have money, if you spend money around, you will have to live on empty pockets one day. It is easier to spend money than to make money. Save what you shouldn't spend. There's still a long way to go. Maybe you need money. It's always right to be prepared in times of peace.

Second, people with the same desires hate each other, and people with the same troubles are blind: there will be disputes if there are interests. There are no eternal friends in front of interests, and there will always be conflicts and differences because of interests. So some people can share joys and sorrows, but they can't share wealth.

Third, relatives don't give money, and money is broken: brothers should also settle accounts clearly. Once money involves feelings, it will be chaotic. It doesn't matter if relatives have money. We must put bad words in the first place and don't involve feelings, so that money is money and feelings are feelings.

Fourth, our own meat is not fragrant, and other people's food is delicious: we always think that other people's food is the best, but each family has its own difficulties and each family has its own hardships. What you have is the best. You should cherish the people in front of you and the things in front of you.

5. It rains in Mao Mao and the clothes are wet; Drink in a glass and eat in the house: compared with the big things and the harm, the daily nuances are the most worthy of attention. Every little makes a mickle. If you don't pay attention to details, you will be defeated by them.

6. I'd rather jump with my feet than smile: I'd rather make friends with straightforward and willful people than people with profound thoughts. Life has been so hard, why choose those hypocritical people? A wayward person may be angry with you, but a scheming person will stab you in the back.

7. When a short man watches a play, he always talks with others about the length: it is watching that is the most important thing, not seeing it with his own eyes. Don't talk nonsense It is not a gentleman to talk about others behind their backs. When you talk about others, you should think that others may also talk about you. Speak from your own point of view, don't follow suit.

Eight, people are fascinated by things, and they are afraid that no one will mention it: the authorities are fascinated, and they are not afraid of addiction when doing things, and they are afraid that no one will mention you and no one will give you advice. On the road of life, we should be insiders several times, and it is the right way to listen to other people's suggestions.

Nine, no one asks you whether you are poor or not in the downtown area. If you have money in the mountains, you have distant relatives: people always have a realistic and profitable side. It's easy to do with money, but it's hard to do without money. This is a cruel fact. But you can't always take money too seriously. How can you be a man if you only recognize money and not people?

Ten, a mother raises seven children, and seven children are difficult to raise a mother: parents do their best for their children and can't wait to give them all their efforts. However, children's love for their parents is often reserved. It is not uncommon for brothers and sisters to compare with each other, and no one will pay more. Honor your parents, you should do your best, how can you keep up with the joneses!

11. If there is no rain in January, people will never be poor: the wind and water turn and everything changes. The poor may become rich and the rich may go bankrupt. People should have a positive attitude whenever and wherever they are. Being poor is not terrible, but being poor will ruin your life.

Twelve, very smart with seven points, leaving three points for future generations: wisdom can not be exhausted, people should learn to guard against others, which is to accumulate wealth for their future generations. If you always use your intelligence, the blessings of future generations will decrease.

Thirteen, there is the natural fragrance of musk deer, and there is no need for strong winds: if people want to make great achievements, they must have real skills. It is impossible to get ahead without real skills and abilities. Even if you get ahead, you will soon fall down and not last long.

14. I would rather carry a bag for a gentleman than share money with a villain: don't ask a villain for money. Once you and the villain have money, he may "betray" you for money.

Fifteen, the horse looks at his teeth, and people look at his words and deeds: words and deeds can best reflect a person's heart. A casual sentence and an expression are often the truest appearance of this person. My humble opinion, which is quite critical, lies in these details.

Sixteen, when the blind don't talk about light, talk about boils, don't talk about sores: talking is an art, and you should pay attention to skills when talking with people. Talk a lot, don't hit people in the face. You should also have emotional intelligence when talking to people, and don't poke people where it hurts. Sometimes your so-called "joke" is not only not funny, but also hurtful.

Seventeen, the tiger is still close, and people are poisonous: once people do evil, they will be more vicious than fierce beasts. Everyone has two parts: good and evil. Good thoughts prevail at ordinary times, and evil thoughts are suppressed by morality and law. Always cherish good thoughts, close the gate of evil thoughts, and don't be controlled by evil thoughts and selfish desires.

Eighteen, if you have thousands of dollars, you want to become an immortal when you become an emperor: you can't stop, you want a big house if you have a house, and you want a luxury car if you have a car. How can there be so many needs in life? All everyone needs is three meals and one night. Only when you know how to be content can you be happy.

Laziness means diligence: circles are very important to everyone, and friends affect everyone's life. Close to Zhu Zhechi, close to Mexico is black, and the appearance of your friends affects your appearance.

20. After eating Coptis chinensis, you will know that sugar is sweet: people can only understand it after experiencing it. Too much truth is just someone else's theory. Only by doing it, missing it and realizing it can we finally form our own philosophy of life.

Chaowu talks about poverty in downtown, no one asks, and wealth has distant relatives in the mountains.

First, for whom to sing farewell songs, for whom to say love words and for whom to write the world.

Second, when you say forever, you are just a long time that you will never get.

Life is like a piano. Whether the piano sounds beautiful or not depends on how you play it.

Fourth, bonuses are easy to decline, such as lang Qing, and the water flow is infinite.

5. For no reason? Yes, I hate it mercilessly.

6. I'm not happy once I review. If I'm unhappy, I won't review. If I don't review, I will be very happy. Will the happy day pass?

Seven, a game, a rule. Can afford to play, continue; Can't afford to play, out.

Eight, getting and losing is more hurtful than never getting it.

No matter how gorgeous the fireworks are, they can't escape the ending of ashes.

Ten, I was supposed to be a lady, but I was forced to be a bitch by life.

I want to keep you who decided to leave me with my own smile!

Draw a life-and-death game and write an ending for our story.

Thirteen, since I met you, I understand that you should be careful when voting for men in love.

I wonder whose thoughts these wild geese have taken away.

Fifteen, in the face of people I don't love, I finally forgive you for drawing that wordless period.

Sixteen, the heart always recovers when it is most injured; Love always ends at the deepest time.

Seventeen, give you the memory in my amber.

At the age of eighteen, I can remember sad memories and live safely.

Nineteen, since I decided to leave, why insist on right and wrong.

Twenty, I use my monologue to wait for the flowers on the other side.

Twenty-one, no one in the city asks if you are poor, and you have money and distant relatives in the mountains!

22. When you let pain dock, happiness will dock elsewhere.

Even if we are busy, even if we are tired, as long as we see each other, we will smile warmly and we will keep going.

Youth is a bright and sad river.

Twenty-five, a fighter among scum, scum.

26. No matter how annoying you are, don't forget to smile, no matter how bitter you are, don't forget to persist, and no matter how tired you are, don't forget to cherish yourself.

Twenty-seven Breeze, is the sky the best in summer? Gift.

Twenty-eight, is there such a forever, forever, forever.

Twenty-nine, the wind is always flashy, just because it calls away the leaves on the tree.

Thirty, I am the person who knows you best. I watched the sunset alone, and people in the street said goodbye.

3 1. Without stars, let the moon decorate the lonely night sky.

Thirty-two, this life, I hope that the years will be quiet, the world will be stable, and I can see his smile every day.

Encourage yourself to face up to the confusion of life.

Encourage yourself to face the confusion of life (Chapter 1) 1. Not easy; It is not easy to live. In life, we have experienced too much loneliness and confusion. In the face of unavoidable life and death, we often can't help living, but we must learn to be calm.

2. Are you confused? Where is the girl so cared for by her father? Where did men get so grumpy and intolerant? Actually, that girl has another name, daughter. That man has another name, called father.

I was once puzzled by a question: how to live a decent life? How to freely pursue your legitimate career? Now I am not so confused, because I am lucky to be more numb than before.

4. Love is confused, intentional or misunderstood. I hope that in the face of true love, all unpleasantness can disappear, because love is happy!

People's psychological pressure is too great now. To tell the truth, Sister Furong's weekly health psychological hotline is very depressing and stressful. I never thought that human beings would be trapped by so many burdens. How much can a simple little girl help? The psychological counselor's burden is too heavy. But lotus root still wants to try its best to reduce everyone's pressure and dance everyone's rigid and locked souls with gentle and sweet sounds of nature. In fact, most of the time, lotus root just listened to all kinds of troubles and puzzles quietly, without interruption, because targeted decompression strategies and solutions followed. You don't have to tell everyone what to do. Talking is the best medicine. What lotus root needs to do is to savor the delicious chicken soup for the soul. Thank you for your trust in lotus root. Lotus root silently enriches and sharpens its own thoughts and experiences, hoping to give you a more relaxed dance of the soul.

6. Public interests and human welfare can turn abominable work into valuable work, and only enlightened people can know the enthusiasm needed to overcome difficulties.

7. There are happy times and lonely times. Life is a few years, facing many tests, there will be many gains and losses, as well as many successes and failures. People, always the subject of contradictions, are often in the confusion of hesitation and longing, and fall into a secular one-way street. They can't go far and can't go back. Man is really an elusive creature, and the only one who knows himself best is himself forever.

8. Some memories are always incomplete because of loss, but at this moment life is beautiful because of possession. Life can't be lived by mood, but by mentality. A lot of things, the more you want to understand, the more confused you are. Once you have an obsession in your heart. Just like a ball of thread, it will only get more and more chaotic. If a son wants to avoid it, he must promote it. Just let nature take its course. When it comes, it is safe. This is the way to survive.

9. Too many compliments confuse me. Am I really that good? There are some critical voices, which will make me feel practical and feel that I have more room for progress.

10. I know your concern will always accompany me, but I can't face the pressure of confusion and anxiety from myself! So, sorry!

1 1. Where is youth? Every teenager's eyes are black and white, like curtains. Courage, impulsiveness, cowardice, curiosity, longing, confusion, sadness, disappointment, thinking ... all the gorgeous colors belonging to youth are staged in black and white curtain. When it is playing in colorful, we are ignorant, although it is close to our eyes. Because it is too close, too close to our eyes, so we can't see it. Only when it fades away can we see it clearly. See the cause and effect gains and losses behind those stories that may or may not be wonderful. However, everything is already a frozen movie. Whether we are smiling or crying, we can only stand at the end of time and watch the gathering and scattering, gains and losses on the screen at the end of time. This is youth, and only after it leaves can we see it clearly.

12. Confused and happy, but the performance is so natural, simple and simple. After singing a song, it was as quiet as a deserted theater, and applause and cheers were like a storm. An audience shouted: China people, good job! The audience who bought their own tickets to watch the game became even crazier. They exchanged surprised eyes and expressed their sincere admiration: we have never heard such a smile! The calm judges are emotional.

13. If you can afford it, you can let it go, and the gains and losses in life are normal; Stand tall and look far, don't care about right or wrong; When you figure it out and see through it, life will naturally be confused.

14. The fundamental problem in marriage is the distance between the two sides, which is a suffocating distance, a distance that will only produce confusion and fear, and a distance that people cannot respect each other. Maybe we don't really respect each other, but we really can't respect such a distance. Man's most fundamental desire is freedom. People hate anything that limits their freedom. Everyone needs to have their own independent space and extensibility, and this marriage model has messed everything up. Therefore, the two sides in marriage play lovers on the surface, but they hate each other in their bones.

15. You are a patient girl. Whenever I encounter a problem that I don't understand, there is no doubt that I always ask you for advice, and you always patiently and meticulously solve my doubts. When you encounter problems, you always think hard first. You finally find a solution, and then you give me a serious answer. I cannot thank you enough. And when I asked a simple question, you didn't complain or refuse, but you still spoke patiently for me. You also told me what kind of problem-solving skills I should have, how to find out the difference and how to do a problem in a simple way. I feel that your figure is so tall.

16. Until now, I am still confused about your last insistence. Is it like me to make a warm ending for never meeting again in the end?

17. A lot of confusion is due to laziness. Because of laziness, I missed the opportunity; Because of laziness, there is a fog ahead.

18. "You are our specially selected baby." How many parents will say such a powerful sentence when their children are suspicious, confused and lost? This has nothing to do with education, career, and love. Author: Chen Wenxi Source: Only the tip of prosperity.

19. Life needs patience and waiting. Pain in waiting, get what you want in waiting, achieve in waiting, and be happy in waiting!

20. Faith is corrupt, because the ego hidden behind faith and moral dogma will use these things to expand and strengthen itself. We always think that believing in one thing is a kind of spiritual cultivation. If you don't have any faith, you may be regarded as an atheist and condemned by society. Because we are confused and ignorant, we always want to clarify our confusion through faith. A person who believes in God, the kingdom of heaven or other religious forms is always running away from his own truth. Is it really possible for us to live in a world without faith at all? I don't mean to replace another belief with one belief, but to get rid of all beliefs completely, so that we can face life completely at every moment, without reacting from the limitations of history and creating obstacles between us and truth.

Encourage yourself to face the confusion of life (Chapter II) 2 1. If a person's knowledge is incoherent, the more he knows, the more confused he is.

22. This is a new story about Ye Long. She is a female scholar who thinks she has a conscience and cares about the disadvantaged groups. She was puzzled and introspected by some rural working women.

23. This is the journey of life. It will face thorns and bumps. Put warm clothes on your heart, let you get rid of your inner troubles, let you find the guiding light of life, and let you see the inner strength wrapped in gossip.

24. In fact, we all don't know what we should live for. If we know clearly what we should live for, we will know clearly how to live, so there won't be many things that confuse and betray our hearts.

25. Each of us met in the vast sea of people with our own confusion and trauma, but we were displaced in God's script.

26. I envy your love, like a rainbow, like a popular diva. What you want is not me, but vanity, so that you can stand up when someone hurts you. My tolerance for falling into blind infatuation has become your beloved diva-Chen Shian's "Tianhou".

27. Now it seems that Koizumi's dazzling five years in power were a golden age, except for some political functional obstacles: divided political parties, a group of mediocre politicians and confused and frustrated voters.

28. I walked out of my memories and faced the immediate difficulties again. I was no longer confused, and my confused heart suddenly became clear.

29. In the face of confusion, I have no choice but to stare at the dark tears in the distance.

30. Life is not afraid of dull days, but it feels unreal. Life is limited, and everything you get will be lost. As long as you cherish it with your heart, you don't have to care too much about losing it. People's grievances and confusion are all born of the heart. Each of us needs a clean heart.

3 1. Although knowledge is valuable, it is more valuable to use.

32. When I was confused, I chose to leave my hometown and go to a distant hometown alone. I know myself better here, and I realize that confusion is nothing, because only by accepting the status quo first can you change the status quo and do well today, which is the best answer to tomorrow. Everyone can't plan the future. Tomorrow is a kind of confusion for us, just like a friend asked: Will you stay in Harbin all the time? It is this kind of doubt and confusion that makes me calm down and spur myself to think, work hard, strive for and move forward.

33. A friend is a song, which always plays melodious music when I am sad. A friend is a lamp that always illuminates me when I am confused; A friend is a book. When I am confused, I can always find the answer.

34. We can't be too smart in life. We can't see that everyone is wrong, everyone is a demon, but we can't see that we are covered in hair. If you look at some small things too clearly, they will become big things and lead to big mistakes; Some details are too real, which will bring unnecessary trouble and confusion to your life. Sometimes pretending to be confused will make life easier and happier. There is an old saying that it is better to be a sad wise man than to be a happy fool.

If you want to live an easy life, you can live an easy life, but if you want to live a tired life, you will be very tired. If you only love yourself, you can live easily. If you start to like others, life will become tangled and tired. Life is like this. There is no time for you to do so-called psychological preparation, suddenly, inexplicably, and helpless. First love is the most puzzling thing. I wonder if I have taken the wrong medicine, or if I am crazy ... Once upon a time, there was a ceramic rabbit who fell in love with a little girl and watched her die. The rabbit vowed never to make the mistake of falling in love again. But you answer me, how can a story end in happiness without love?

The hardest thing is not the length of the road, but the determination to take the first step.

37. You must retire from the deepest part of your mind before you can rest.

38. Some people say that suffering is misfortune. Yes, suffering often drives people to the point of helplessness and confusion, but you can often give full play to your potential and reflect your value. Suffering is another stormy road. You must fall down and get up again.

39. "Actually, my boyfriend is not bad, but a little boring. Sometimes I don't know what to say to him, but can he be kind to me? " It takes courage to talk about your present situation and confusion in front of Qin. You should always be ready to take a mental blow. "Your father is for your own good, why don't you fall in love with your father. If you ask me, low-level people will always come together with low-level people. So that the world can be balanced. " On the phone, she commented on my life that can be summarized in one sentence for more than 20 years. In her eyes, I'm afraid even my tears are more ridiculous than pathetic. "Qin Shujie, are you worthy of your three obedience and four virtues?" "My mother took this name, right? Go underground and ask her.

40. We may go back to our own road, which may be difficult, lonely and confused, but our hearts may relax and the scenery at the end may be just as good ... If we love in this way, we may be more beautiful and enjoy it. Every step is my own way, so there is no regret!

Say it out loud and try to be strong in life! Sunshine is always after the storm!

1, words and deeds can best reflect a person's heart. Casual words and expressions are often the most authentic appearance of this person.

2, learn to forget, life will be free and easy, life is nine times out of ten unsatisfactory, if you want to make yourself happy, you must learn to forget, remember what you should remember, live a chic life without distractions.

I like to see through everything and live freely.

4, happy every day! Face to face, forget unhappiness, life is a mirror, and he smiles when you smile at him! You cry, he cries! Laughing and crying is better than being unhappy! Have fun every day!

Some things in life should be optimistic. There is no mountain you can't cross. You have to live every day, whether you are happy or angry. The road ahead will naturally go step by step. Looking back at some things, it is not a thing. Everything is fate.

6. If you have been hurt and cried, you will live tomorrow. You should continue to be natural and calm!

7, everything is sleeping at the bottom, wake up and wake up!

8, life is not satisfactory, nine times out of ten! ! Just face it happily! Manage with heart! I believe there will be an ideal ending! !

9. I want to say that I lost, but I know better that the old days will not repeat themselves. Have a good day.

10, nothing is impossible, just bite the bullet and stick to it. Sleep when you are tired, and the sun will still rise tomorrow!

1 1. Stand up and move on.

12, life is not easy, some things don't have to be weighed, and the bright sunshine will always pass through the silent night.

13, drag out an ignoble existence, apply it to life, and you will understand that there is hope when you are alive. Good Night!

14, life is a road. On the road, you will experience ups and downs, and you will also face storms. When you face it with a negative attitude, it is long and boring, and when you accept it with a warm attitude, it is wonderful and full. The smooth road makes us grateful, and the muddy road makes us work hard.

15, some things are easier said than done.

16, I was hurt. I'm hurt. I've lived my whole life. I don't want to think about the future. I will live every day well.

17, can I not be sad? Many difficulties have happened this year, which is worse than being lovelorn. Many times, I can hardly hold on. The next day I stood up and stubbornly said not to give up.

18, I still look forward to the rising sun tomorrow!

19, I've been so busy with a lot of sad things recently. Life made me forget my troubles, and now I just want a hug.

20. Be strong in life! Sunshine is always after the storm!

2 1, nine times out of ten, life is not satisfactory, just relax and take it easy. Life has to be lived day by day. Everyone's good is really good.

22. After leaving school for three years and returning to campus, I will not be sad because I didn't get along with anyone, nor will I be sad because I didn't get the sincerity of others. I finally learned to save face! Sometimes we say that we know the world, so we are not sophisticated, but in fact, we are sometimes sophisticated. We just want to be simple and kind all the time. We have learned not to say everything, hide our weakness and be happy forever. Even good friends learn not to disturb easily, get used to being alone, and endure the fact that everyone doesn't recognize good night.