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I want to share it with the healing department of my circle of friends at first sight.

1. Meeting has two names, one is fate and the other is doom, although many times, both will appear in one person at the same time.

2. Girls who are too heavy to carry bags are generally very popular; Women who change buckets of water to serve themselves are generally more buddies. Why no one loves you, not because you are not good enough, but because you know too much.

The most beautiful appearance of love is that I worship you like a hero and you love me like a child.

4. Someone taught you to love, and someone taught you to wait. If you love someone for five points, you will lose yourself if you love too much. Even if there are too many disappointments in this world, I hope you can try to accept them and learn not to embarrass yourself.

It's always windy in this city, and lonely people always come home late. It's not as good outside as you think. You have to shelter yourself from the wind and rain. May everyone who walks alone at night be strong enough.

6. May you be so self-reliant that you don't need to be spoiled by others, but you are still lucky to be spoiled by others.

7. Life is full of disappointment, and not all the waiting can be realized. Smile right, don't panic.

No matter how bad things happened today, you shouldn't feel sad. Life is not long, forgive all people and things before going to bed every night.

10, the most suitable two people don't hit it off at the beginning, but are willing to become better people for each other in the long years to come.

1 1, the two luckiest things in my life: one is that time has finally exhausted my love for you; One was the day a long time ago, when I met you.

12, the person who can accompany you all your life is: someone who understands your past, believes in your future and tolerates your present.

13. No matter how hot the water is, it is still cold. No matter how full the enthusiasm is, it will still fade. The person you love again may leave, so you have to grow up. There's plenty of time if you don't talk. On the contrary, you should get used to it.

At a glance, the circle of friends is drying food copy.

A circle of friends who are greedy at a glance will copy the article 1. Everything is not so bad, you can at least have a good meal.

2. The highest level of eating goods: seeing is eating!

Whether it's good or bad, it's a pleasure to cook yourself a delicious meal or try a new wine.

Never stop writing, the kitchen is not cold.

My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, eat whole foods every day and leave vegetables every night.

6. If there is good food, there will be no fat.

7. Invite you to taste the ups and downs of life.

8. Indulge in the ocean of food, unable to extricate themselves.

9. Of course, it's fun to have a full meal.

10. Who says you can't do anything but eat? They also know that they are hungry.

1 1. Find delicious food in the ordinary and taste the warmth in the middle of the night.

12. All languages are better than going home for dinner.

13. Beef with coriander is a fairy!

14. It tastes no better than the next three courses, and the stimulation needs heavy taste.

15. The secret of getting rich overnight is to eat, drink and be ambitious.

16. I am worried that the sun is setting, and pancakes are indispensable.

17. When the rain stopped, the lotus branches gave off a strong fragrance, and a basket was hot and dry.

18. I admit that I am very touched, but dry food is very important. I didn't say you were shining on that smelly and decadent day. I can't. I have to dry the food. I want to play with people with similar families. Do you want to eat together?

19. Homesickness in moon cakes.

20. The world of mortals keeps you company. In the best time, meet the delicious food.

A circle of friends who are greedy at a glance, drying food and copying the second article 2 1. Food can be expensive, and the price of losing weight is not high.

22.20 years old, 80 years old can't eat.

23. The desert is lonely and straight, so you can't be late for dinner. The river flows into the sea, and I am the best in the canteen.

24. Life should not only be sweet, but also meat.

25. I feel full of skills in finding simple but delicious food.

26. The Milky Way is hot, and so is the hot pot.

27. I'm thinking about how to stop Japanese food when fat people aren't looking.

28. The idea of eating food is to eat more if it is delicious, and eat more if it is not delicious. You know you're hungry when you eat food.

29. I'm eating carefully

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes. The same is true of places with noodles, called batter. If you don't forget your face, there will be repercussions.

3 1. People who eat snacks are the most lonely in the world.

32. Eating well and living with your heart are happier than anything else.

33. I hope to eat longer, and thousands of miles don't grow meat.

34. Today is 128G's stomach.

35. Eat well and forget it.

36. After 30,000 days of life, there is a fair-weather fairy.

37. Sleepy king in class, dry rice king in canteen, express king outside school, and a cup of milk tea king every day.

I like to see your smile when you eat dessert. I'm tired of it.

39. The moon is half full.

40. The motherland has not been reunified. Let's lose weight another day.

A circle of friends who are greedy at a glance basks in food and copies the third article 4 1. I like your sweet words, which are more disgusting than hot pot.

42. I always wander between full and full.

43. Come to my arms, or let me live in your belly, wake up the sleeping taste buds and absorb food.

44. Start with the positive energy given by food and pets.

45. Every time a person eats a good dish, he thinks about when to take you to try it, but I just think about it.

46. Eat what you like and live a lovely life.

47. Try to love at the most beautiful time.

48. A veritable porter.

49. Eating happily is zero calories.

50. One day, your sweetheart will find you wearing potato cakes, standing on cotton candy and holding roast chicken legs.

5 1. Famous tea tasters (with photos of Jiugongge tea)

52. I hope that I have always been an age that is not fat, enjoys food unscrupulously, and is still growing.

53. Life is not only sweet, but also the taste of the sea.

54. I am fat, and everyone has a share.

55. The only thing I can afford to put down in my life is chopsticks.

56. What you can't keep is the past, what you can't reach is the distance, and what you can't let go of is the food.

57. Pass on the happy fragments of feeding.

58. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator? -from the world of eating goods

59. When you have a bite of rice, release your sadness.

60. Sweet and soft, delicious and delicious.

A circle of friends who are greedy at a glance basks in food. Article 4 6 1. Even if BIGBANG, I still can't help but have a stomachache!

62. Live up to the good times and start eating every day.

63. What wakes you up every day is not dreams, but hunger.

64. The most annoying love triangle, I love to eat, and fat loves me.

65. In fireworks, food is in the stomach.

People who are willing to cook for others are not so selfish.

67. Enjoy food. Treat this meal as a rare meal, treat the gathering of friends as the last time, and count down everything in your life, so that you will know how to cherish and be grateful.

68. Frying and boiling are all ways to make it delicious, and so is refueling.

69. Love and food, of course I choose food. Boyfriend can't be a meal.

70. What is courage? I know I'll get fat after eating this meal, but I'm still going ahead.

7 1. Everyone has a bowl of noodles in his heart, and you can secretly guess its taste.

72. Eat well when you are in a good mood.

73. The so-called eating goods means that you are full and have nothing to do.

Life has many flavors, so please enjoy it late at night.

75. Eating delicious food is the love of ordinary life.

76. A dry rice man, a dry rice soul, and a dry rice man must use a pot for dry rice.

77. The torch of love is lit in the kitchen.

78. Human fireworks are the most pleasing.

79. Wan Li Road, but a few bowls of fireworks.

80. My dream is to live in Shijiazhuang, where I eat all the food and talk all the time.

Talk about the healing department of friends circle.

1. We always thought we would find someone we loved very much. But later, when we suddenly look back, we will realize how naive we were. If you never start, how do you know if you will love that person very much? In fact, the feeling of love is discovered after many things together.

Mutual admiration is a tireless thing. There may be a lot of time, but I am willing to stretch these time codes on one person and enjoy them. Who will be lonely? The joy, sadness, melancholy and lament eroded by time are all flattened in a small world. Life is limited, why not unite?

Can you speak ill of me without embellishing it, grass mud horse?

Even in my dream, you can't give me a little beauty.

Maturity is a very painful word. It may not make you gain anything, but it will definitely make you lose something. There is a person who will live in everyone's heart forever. Knowing that this person will never live, he is still persistent and unwilling to give up his position in his heart. This is destiny. Some people can only bury it in their hearts and miss it for a lifetime. Perhaps this is the so-called forgetting the rivers and lakes but missing crying.

6. There is no match made in heaven. We must strive to become more and more suitable for each other.

It is because we are not perfect that we need each other.

8. Understanding what you can't understand is learning. Accepting what you can't accept is growth. Admitting what you can't admit is accepting. What you can't forget is to let go. Life is learning, growing, accepting and letting go.

9. The happiest people are not those who get the best things, but those who cherish what they already have.

10. If you really love someone, you will fall into an uncontrollable whirlpool. He made you cry and let you down. Even so, when he stood there, you would still go over and hold his hand, involuntarily.

Loneliness is God's reminder that it's time to enrich yourself.

12. Everyone has an unknown story, so don't judge others easily.

13. No matter how beautiful and strong the love is. Breaking up can be completely ruined.

14. Let go of your impetuosity, your laziness, your enthusiasm for three minutes, your brain that can't resist the temptation, your eyes that are easily attracted to anything, your mouth that wants to gossip about everything, and settle down and do what you should do, if you also feel that you should work hard.

15. No matter how many hobbies you have, how many social connections you have and how much you hate studying hard. At some point in your adolescence, you will understand that learning is more important than anything else. You want nothing, you want learn to be lonely, you want to push out your greatest potential, and no one will pay for your future; You either try to climb up or rot in the mud at the bottom of society. This is life.

16. On a whim, I took your photo as a computer desktop. I am really infected with a computer virus!

17. Always remember to find a good one, first look at how big the ass is and how big the shorts are.

18. If you don't spend time creating the life you want, you will eventually have to spend a lot of time dealing with the life you don't want.

19. If you have something to say, you must scold if you are dissatisfied. If you have emotions, you must vent them. If you have love, you have to talk. Our youth is about to die. Don't be afraid of it all day.

20. Either study or exercise; While cultivating the inside, we will shape the outside; Beauty yourself internally and others externally. From then on, only actions, no complaints.

2 1. Time is the best medicine, but there are also incurable injuries.

It must be admitted that we all prefer to listen to lies, even though we already know the truth.

23. Don't pretend that it doesn't matter what you should keep, and don't pretend that you can save what you should put down.

24. When you are in a bad mood, taking a deep breath is just a bad day, not a bad life. Every tear you shed in the future is special. You should learn to be kind to yourself and take care of yourself. May you be true to yourself and live like yourself.

25. "All our persistence is just to meet such a right person. As long as he is right, it doesn't matter if he comes slowly! "

26. When you feel difficult, tell yourself: Hold on a little longer and don't let down the hardships you have experienced.

27. Don't look at life pessimistically, let alone be self-righteous. Don't think that many things have already seen the ending at the beginning. Many ideas are far from the result. Think about it carefully, there is no real pain in the world, and there is no real unbearable. Grasping every moment of peace, we will find that there is nothing really worth being angry about.

28. I miss you so much that my chest is covered with dust.

29. There is a person in everyone's heart who is no longer a lover or a friend. Time has passed, whether I like it or not, I will always get used to thinking of you, and then I hope you are all right.

30. Everyone will have a hard time, be happy for a while, gather for a while, disperse for a while, be young for a while, be beautiful for a while, be vicissitudes for a while, be deep for a while, be naive for a while, be mature for a while, be troubled for a while, be difficult for a while, be miserable for a while, and be happy for a while.

The copy of the dietotherapy department is shared by friends.

Articles written by friends circle in dietotherapy department 1 1. Sweet-scented osmanthus fragrant chestnut yellow.

2. If the brain can't hold anything, just hold it in your stomach.

3. Meet delicious food at the best time.

4. A person's little loneliness, let a little fresh meat accompany you.

5. Another happy day surrounded by carbohydrates.

6. That happy little thing is called breakfast.

7. I like your sweet words, which are more disgusting than eating hot pot.

8. What is courage? I know this meal will make me fat, but I still want to eat it.

9. Meet thousands of kinds of food, meet thousands of people, and know and cherish thousands of lives.

10. Yuan Qi breakfast ingredients: patience, good attitude+a little creativity.

1 1. Hunger is the best cook.

12. Things are moving, but in midsummer, white porcelain plum soup and crushed ice hit a wall.

13. Newborn calves are not afraid of tigers. They want to eat hot pot and cook it themselves.

14. Happiness is: the food is in the pot, and friends miss it. Don't ask tomorrow.

15. Those lonely and happy chefs.

16. Super invincible somersault is delicious.

17. The secret of happiness: eating and lying down.

18. Heroes don't ask the source, and rice doesn't ask the weight.

19. There are trees on the mountain and branches on the wood. Can we eat crispy roast duck?

20. Meat is the best way to save the world.

The circle of friends in the copywriting department of dietotherapy department Part II 2 1. All things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat with you for a while.

22. Supreme Vegetable Castle, help yourself.

23. Kitchen is the last bastion of happiness.

24. From the daily eating and drinking client

No matter how miserable life is, I will try to eat.

26. Anyone who finds a favorite midnight snack can feel at home in any city.

27. Full of satisfaction. There are stories in the wine, and there are you and me in the story.

28. In order to relieve your summer heat, start with midnight snack.

Whether it's good or bad, it's a pleasure to cook yourself a delicious meal or try a new wine.

30. Whether you have a favorite person in your heart or a favorite taste in your bowl, life is worth looking forward to.

3 1. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took it.

32. Let your stomach feel full and your heart feel full.

33. The warmer the body, the more full the fireworks.

34. If you are born in, you are born in fat.

35. Leave your eyes to the scenery and your weight to the food.

36. Unintentional home cooking.

37. Love this steaming world.

38. It turns out that the edge of life will eventually be boiled into the gentlest soup.

39. The food I cooked for you is the most beautiful love letter for you.

40. A veritable porter.