Humorous sentences expressing empty wallets

1. My wallet is now faster than my slimming plan.

My wallet is drier than dust now.

My wallet is like a black hole, which devours all my money.

Now, I can feel my wallet crying.

My wallet is like a fugitive without footprints now.

6. My wallet is now like a peacock's tail without cobra.

7. The wallet admits failure and is now an empty shell.

8. My wallet is worth more than stones now, because stones can be sold at least.

9. My wallet is as miserable as my love life now.

10, my wallet is emptier than my stomach now.

1 1. My wallet is thinner than my real job.

12, now I don't even have a penny, just like a victim.

13, my wallet is less than my hair now.

14. My wallet is rarer than tiger tooth now.

15, my wallet is like a wilderness without food now.

16, my wallet is more empty than the wardrobe now.

17, my wallet is like an unknown planet now, and no one knows what's there.

My wallet is as empty as my car now.

19, my wallet is more boring than my current conversation.

My wallet is now emptier than a player who won the championship for three years in a row.