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Tell me about your ex-girlfriend

1. I'm not stupid. If you know how to perform, I'll make it up. If you know how to disguise, I will help you remove your makeup. 2, some things can't be seen through, so let him be buried in his heart.

There are many people with good character, ability and strength in this world, but they dare not doubt themselves and then doubt life.

If you are overwhelmed by work, you might as well stop and think about whether it is worth it. Work for a living, but if life is.

If you want to cry, just cry. It's much better to cry, just don't cry in front of people, go to the arms of people you trust and cry impudently.

6. I used to think that if I missed someone, I would never love again. But now I think, just because I missed someone, I have to work harder to love the people around me.

7. The pressure of social competition is great. You always give yourself layers of pressure, and finally you can't do anything well, without a healthy body and a healthy mind.

8. If you are too tired, stop, get dressed and start over. There is no shame at all, and it will not delay your success at all.

9. If you don't love, you may still be going through a stage where he is psychologically climbing mountains and mountains, but you will never reach the other side.

10, you always expect to get someone's confession and gift. When your hopes finally fail, you must be thinking about Valentine's Day.

1 1, the person who loves you will tell you that he loves you anytime and anywhere! A man who doesn't love you will pretend to be a coward on holidays!

12, you also find a sweet one, you don't need to get married. I was going to open it like this, but it broke up on foot.

13, in a beautiful age, I wish each other the sweetest smile, the most sincere feelings and the purest love.

14, people who are in tune are always happy, even if they are wandering around the world. Incompatible love, like blindfolded eyes, tortures each other in the dark.

15, people's sweetness may be lifelong or temporary. How long you are single is fate.

16, so sweet. I think it's best to like someone!

A sadness buried in the bottom of my heart

Women dare to go because they are sure that men will turn back. Men don't look back, but they dare not leave because they are sure of women.

Maybe you have to despair once to live again.

Friendship, once played, is more unforgettable than love.

I don't care, you don't care, what will happen to us?

In fact, I also want to be a bump man, not afraid of anything, and then protect the people I want to protect.

Everyone who loves to laugh has a pain in his heart.

In this era of reinforced concrete, it is difficult for someone to say forever as soon as he opens his mouth.

Some things we know are wrong, but we have to stick to them because we are unwilling.

If two people still care about each other, it is difficult to find a way out for love.

If a relationship doesn't make you a better person, it's a pity that you chose the wrong person.

People will change, keep a constant promise, but can't keep a rapidly changing heart.

Most of the pain is the result of refusing to leave. There is no fate, only persistence that never gives up.

Why do you want to prove something to someone who is not worth it? Life is better for yourself.

A true friend will walk with you when the whole world is gone.

Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up. Life, no big deal!

A person's patience is limited, so please don't be sad any more.

We kept rummaging through our memories, but we couldn't find ourselves at that time.

The so-called happiness is that others are always worried that you will be fat, but he is worried that you will not have enough to eat!

Many times, all we want is a positive look and an understanding heart.

I just want to whisper your name in your ear. This is my story.

It doesn't matter what others think of you, what matters is that you like who you really are.

Some people, some things, just remember, don't care.

There is always someone who says you don't love, but when you hear the news about him, your heart hurts badly.

Some people haven't been in contact for a long time, but they may be closer than some people meet every day.

Happiness is like a ferris wheel, because I don't have a ticket, so happiness doesn't belong to me.

Don't expect trouble or worry about things that may never happen. Stay in the bright sunshine.

Do you often act like a fool in the middle of the night and wonder why you can't sleep?

Love is like a period. I can't hide or escape. What should come will always come. Wait slowly.

If one day you regret it, please remember that I once begged you like a beggar.

Girl, you don't know how careful you are until you get hurt.

One of the most tacit things we do is that I don't contact you and you don't contact me.

The more I grow up, the more I find that not all smiles are true.

Take others too seriously, and as a result, you are nothing to others

In fact, you will never meet a few people who are really nice to you in your life.

If feelings are regarded as a game, then in this game, only both sides lose.

We never forget the truth, but we are becoming more and more capable of telling lies.

I'm like a post-it note. I'll leave it behind after use and disappear in your life forever.

When loneliness has become a habit, I have become accustomed to it and no longer think about what to do.

Humble vows can always get me into trouble, even if I say them over and over again.

We are all children. We don't know how to love, but we know how to hurt.

When the whole world agrees to rain together, let's make an appointment to clear our hearts together.

Sometimes, I know something by chance, only to find that what I care about is so ridiculous.

Suddenly, I found that many people who are indispensable in life have left.

People who love to laugh will not be too unlucky, so please laugh happily.

Sadness is buried deep in my heart.

People's desires are endless. Please cherish what you have.

I'm not greedy. There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life.

I'm crazy. I gave up being a fool, just for you, a liar.

My greatest wish is to keep you for myself and not share it with anyone.

If love is a game, why should I miss it? It doesn't belong to me, and I don't insist.

If there is an afterlife, I must be nervous, because if I leave, you will be brain-dead.

Speaking of marriage, it is the proudest thing in my life.

If you don't care so much and want so much, life will be much simpler.

How many secrets does a person need to hide to spend his life skillfully?

Children who sleep in quilts feel insecure.

I'm sorry, I'll treat everything you say as a joke in the future.

Except your heartbeat, who will understand how much joy and sadness there are in your story?

The simple thing is that I love you, but the difficult thing is that we can't be together.

If you can be happy and stable in this life, who wants to be displaced?

Don't forget what others say when they are angry, because that is often the truth.

If loving you is a painful thing for you, then I will leave.

I love you, how many people have changed, and how many people are sincere.

Sometimes, I just want someone to hold me tight until my mood really gets better.

When we were young, we all loved each other. Love is so painful and sad.

Do you have my name in mind? I love you in my heart.

Love will end when it comes to an end. At that time, you didn't want to end it.

A strange ambiguous memory with you and me, but no love.

Altman, don't cry, the little monster will always be with you. If you are in a bad mood, just hit me.

If one day the whole world hates me, will you tell me that I still like you so much?

Just like the wind pouring into memories, the pain is blown away, but love unconsciously catches a cold.

The so-called growth is to look down on heavy things and focus on light things.

Some things are known too late, as if all the people concerned are dead.

The pledge of eternal love is a heavyweight commitment, which often embarrasses mountains and seas.

A lover who can be taken away is not a lover. Love you can take away, don't keep it.

I care about you. I only care about you. Do you care about me as much as I care about you?

Would you be afraid if I said I would never talk to you again?

Smoking is harmful to the lungs. Coffee is bad for the stomach. Love is bad for the heart.

Sometimes, caring too much is also a kind of torture for yourself.

I heard that touching anything is ideal. I heard that love is too ideal to touch.

I just want to settle down in my world and move forward without being affected by too many negative emotions.

There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one side kills people without telling the other side and plays the fool to the end.

The sentence about unrequited love can only be buried in my heart.

To like is to miss him, and there will be a feeling thousands of times stronger than tearing.

Love is when you look at him, no matter how painful or wronged, you will raise your mouth and give him the warmest smile.

Like is to follow him and be led by him. The front is bright and bright.

However, even if I like it strongly, it is only a luxury emotion for me.

I can never find my roots here.

Perhaps, I am just a wandering duckweed, so I feel insecure and landed in this place.

Those likes can only be buried in the bottom of my heart.

Dust it and you won't be able to lift it. Tell me about the little sadness buried in your heart.

In those days, forgetting the past was like dreaming. My heart is hurt again and again. When it comes back again, will you expect it to be complete?

I will live a good life, not for anything else, but because I owe myself these years.

If there is only one bite of porridge in the future, you drink it first, and then I lick the bowl clean.

Try to find the feeling I'm about to lose.

Over the years, I don't know the first memory. You will still remember that the beauty that you once left at hand is gone, there is no reason to force it, and you don't want to read it again!

He will leave me, and what I have now will be what I will lose forever.

This play is wonderful. It should be staged when it should be staged, and it should end when it should be finished. This game is very helpless, from clear to fuzzy, from spring flowers to autumn dew. Like a wisp of wind, a Jing Xue, ups and downs at will, I don't know where to go, I don't know where to go.

I tried to fly, but when I fell black and blue, I lost all my fighting spirit.

His cruelty or ruthlessness may be good for you. . It's better than not being around and giving you hope all the time.

Carousel is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance. Therefore, the greatest happiness in life is to find that the person you love just loves you.

It's the withered leaf, floating in the wind. I am a leaf on your teacup, and I have been silent in your world ever since. Looking at the warm yellow light at night through the window, I often forget the time and my original direction.

I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I couldn't bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.

Start over. I became silent.

I don't need that person to be perfect, I just need you to make me feel that I am yours.

I want to give you a flower in my hand, which is not enough to complete a fairy tale, so I watched you smile safely and hurried through the years with me.

When a person who loves you deeply changes for you, it is because he loves you; When you meet someone, he puts away his stubborn temper for you because he loves you; He turned your interest into his, or because he loves you. If you find such people around you, please cherish them. The small fish that slips away is always the most beautiful; The lost lover will always know you best.

Tell me the ending, and I'll try to wait.

Why do we always realize that our love is long gone at the last minute?

In my world, there are no flowers, only withered, no happiness, and my own sadness! Because of this, although music is beautiful, it is bleak.

I look on coldly in the face of your sadness.

Your birth brings me hope, and I hope to bring you happiness.

Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical.

Instead of letting love deteriorate slowly, it is better to make a specimen while love is intact and put it in your heart.

If there is sunshine in a person's heart, he will embark on the road to happiness; Willing to look forward in the face of pressure, even if there is a moment of depression, it will not reduce a trace of spiritual strength or hope; No matter what their present situation is, they are satisfied with what they have. Such people are not only happy by themselves, but also share happiness with others.

Russians seem so out of place that they finally become strangers.

No matter how close two people seem, they will not exceed the effect of organ transplantation, and rejection will still occur.

Your face is always lingering, but I can only try to forget you.

The saddest thing in the world is that when you hold the hand of the person you love, you inadvertently touch a strange ring.

I can hardly chat, but I can monopolize a group.

Anger invaded my mind like wild Warcraft, and then grew wildly in my heart like crazy weeds, out of control.

The tree wants to keep quiet, but the wind will not stop; My son wants to serve his parents when they are old, but they are gone.

What is lost will never come back, which I firmly believe, no doubt.

Teacher, I want to ask for leave. What's the matter with you? Feel dizzy in class. Go away! Thank you teacher!

There are really only tears that can't be exchanged, with emotions or sad infatuation. Who did you tell? I don't know how deep you are. Loneliness and I are accompanied by emptiness, and the feelings of Christmas Eve are wasted.

A measured love requires a measured turn.

Tears silently in my heart, but I forced a smile on my face.

Suddenly I found that I was no longer a child, and I had many things to face.

How I wish I could wake up every morning to see you and the sunshine. You rubbed my hair and said, baby, get up. How I want to be by your side, bless you, be naughty with you and bring you my smile. We have never been apart. I want to be with you forever until everything is gone and we are still together. In fact, even if you don't do these things, as long as you are by my side, I am enough. It's just that I always forget that you have left.

Tears are a gift you mailed me, and the address is not very happy.

Enjoy this spring rain alone, feel the spring humidity alone, the melancholy of the whole season, and then silently recall.

If I live, the greatest gift from God is life, then living with you will be the greatest gift from God in my mission. . . .

Crying at yourself and laughing at others, this is the so-called life.

Who will take me back to the days when there were only fairy tales?

The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I am not a hero. Beauty, let me through.

Two people call sending text messages to convey their feelings as believing in love. It is narcissism, unrequited love, love to send and receive, and love to send and receive often.

Everything is like a slide, laughing all the way down, and finally falling heavily.

Fault is a short-lived regret; It is a permanent regret to miss it.

I don't want to help you, I just want to prove that only I can bully you in this world, and no one else can.

How to give up, so hard to forget, that is our memory.

What you decide to let go will never be recovered. Once lost, you will never have it again.

Whose love is put in the holiday market, bargain and auction its weight.

Time is like a river, the left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, and the middle is a young and faint sadness. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you.

I hide my stormy love in my heart, so as not to let the other side have any psychological pressure. The more precious my love is, the more I cherish the love of others.

Waiting may not be easy; It hurts, but it is easy.

If you can't be good to me all your life, please don't be good to me, even if it's only for a second; If you can't cheat me all your life, please don't cheat me, even if it's just a word; If you can't love me all your life, please don't love me, even for a moment.

People should stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forgetting promises and letting go of everything.

I try my best, but I can't touch you.

I like graduating in June, but I don't like leaving in June.

Road is not only a distance, but also an experience. The scenery along the road is just scenery, although beautiful; Meeting along the road is just meeting, although you don't give up; Moved along the way is just moved, although the heart, but also in vain.