Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Talk about women having children, talk about friends having children, talk about it.

Talk about women having children, talk about friends having children, talk about it.

1, I think this shows that it is urgent to open a birth canal for men. We must immediately liberate men's reproductive autonomy and have as many children as we want.

2, to collapse, giving birth is not the most painful, the most painful is confinement! !

I was awake at that time and touched my back. I'm all wet and sweaty, which is like wetting the bed. I quickly took off my trousers and gown and realized that I had finally recovered from the weakness of giving birth. I'm going to have a month! Ga!

It is no exaggeration to say that many women's complete disappointment with men was planted during the period before and after giving birth to children.

5. When you say that someone sends out cribs in a circle of friends, are you implying that you want to have children?

6. It's really not easy to have a life and raise a child ~ Girls should feel that they can't be wronged or learn bad boys in this life, and they should be taught to hold their heads high and take responsibility. The best way to show off your wealth now is to have children, have the financial ability to have children, and have a high spiritual level ~

7. A night shift two months later gave me such a big surprise. I was so tired that I didn't sleep all night. The patient did not stop. Are all the babies together now?

8. Start being a housewife after getting married and having children. Sometimes I really want to go out to work, but I give up when I think that my child is still young and needs care. The most beautiful thing in life is career, but there are always regrets in life. Whose life is perfect?

9. Why do you want to have children? This is an emotional sustenance, which makes our life more complete! The little box dad replied.

10, I won't wait for you any longer. I will have a boyfriend who loves me, get married and have children, and have some troubles in life, but I won't have you anymore. Don't be two wide, each has its place.

1 1. Some people say that women's complete disappointment with men is often planted during the period before and after giving birth to children.

12, the director is also a fun-loving person, so he can say this: Say that a man's wife has just given birth and you have a girlfriend outside or are having an affair with someone else, then you should first play the role of a good father, right?

13, my girlfriend tells you that it is good for girls to have children early. Experts have said that the best childbearing age is 26, so I got married as soon as I graduated, and I am very happy to have a husband and children.

14, Karen Mok: The person I marry can't love me because I will have children.

15. Maybe you don't want to have children at once.

16, many people say that it is a social problem that high-quality people don't get married and have children, and low-quality people exist in large numbers.

17, too many people are afraid of getting married, and Weibo is afraid of education. Although getting married and having children is everyone's choice, I still think people can be a little negative sometimes and don't have to worry so much.

18, I didn't talk about it when I was in love, I didn't get married when I got married, I didn't have children when I gave birth, I didn't do so many things less, and I didn't live more beautifully than others.

19, the man's face change before and after his wife gave birth to a child is the root cause of marital misfortune.

20. After a woman gets married, many people have to face a problem, that is, no one cares whether you fly high or not, whether you are tired or not, and only asks why you haven't given birth yet. Go to the hall, go to the kitchen, we have to face the challenge of dead children.

2 1, which seems reasonable. Don't worry about not getting married. Don't worry about becoming an older woman without having children. Your time belongs to you, you are free.

22. Others say that Xipi wants to get married and have children, all of which are used to express Rio, but my family says that having children is really having children, and you have to have twins, quadruplets and n triplets.

23. Giving birth to a child these days is: mom gives birth, grandma raises it, grandparents come to see it, and dad goes online when he comes home. It's not Momo's WeChat, it's divorce without talking about being single! It is not easy to be a mother these days!

24. I have no ability and no man. I can't give birth and be a bitch at the same time. I can really kill myself by taking drugs.

25. Before getting married, I have something to say first. Marriage does not necessarily have children. Whether to have children is a matter between husband and wife, and whether to have children is a woman's right.