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Who ever dreamed of laughing?

1, Yu understands that the cloud is heavy and will not hesitate; Only when the wind understands the helplessness of the leaves can it dance with pure feelings. Some people live together day and night, but they are strangers; Some people feel like friends at first sight, but their souls depend on each other. Understand, don't need too much language, sometimes it's just a smile, a look, it's a dialogue between souls, it's a heart-to-heart sound. Because you know, you are compassionate; Because I know that I cherish each other. Understand, not a word, but a heart. Good morning ~

2. Life is a countdown; The days are looking forward; The future is uncertain; Life is endless; Glory will always come; Mildew will always pass; Life is to believe; Luck is to be opened; Life needs enlightenment; Life needs love. I'm not staying. Many people can stay. You are like sunshine between your fingers, warm and beautiful, but you can never catch it. Good morning ~

Gains and losses in life are common. Life is a state of mind. What kind of life will you have naturally? Don't go with the flow. Face life naturally with an optimistic attitude. Life is colorful because of your existence. Live bravely! You will find yourself better and your life will be wonderful because of you.

4. Imagination is perfect, but life is imperfect. Life needs persistence. No matter what kind of predicament you are in, as long as you persist, there is hope. Give up, there is no hope at all. Tell a short story to my friends here, and I also want to share my feelings with my friends. Good morning ~

Don't worry about the present and the future. On this map of life, every road is uneven. If you keep choosing a straight and flat road, you will have no choice. Life is a long and tortuous journey. Life is like a curve. Life is real and meaningful only if it is full and substantial.

6. Life is short for decades, year after year; Don't care too much about the past. Happiness is unpredictable. Sometimes it is simple, sometimes it is complicated. For contented people, happiness is actually very simple, but for greedy people, happiness is a very complicated thing. Good morning ~

7, life is really tired, see how you taste; Life is like a song. Only by working hard for your own ideals can you sing this song completely. There are many philosophies about life, which are worth understanding and searching on the road of growth. Good morning ~

8. Maturity is not the aging of the mind, but the calmness after prosperity. If life is a tree, it grows in the wind and rain, blooms in the sun and bears rich fruits. The beauty of the flower season and the sadness of the rainy season are gradually forgotten with the growth rings, half of which is the pursuit of beauty and half of which is the acceptance of incompleteness. I couldn't stand it once, but now I just smile indifferently. Maturity is not to see through, but to look down.

9. There are many things to endure in life; Life has many desires to endure; There are many feelings in life that need to be endured; There are many hardships in life that need to be endured; There are many pains to endure in life; There are many words in life that need patience. There is a lot of qi in life, which needs to be endured. Patience is sometimes the social requirement of environment and opportunity for human nature, and sometimes it is a kind of self-discipline for the evil spirits of human nature in the depths of the soul. Good morning ~

10, the size of the heart determines the joys and sorrows of life. The bigger the heart, the lighter the troubles; The smaller the mind, the more trouble. Small-minded people can't tolerate, can't tolerate, and can't control the overall situation. The mind is a container that can be opened and closed. When we only care about our own desires, it will shrink smaller and smaller. When we can consider others, it will spread out slowly. The difference between thoughts makes the pattern of the heart different, which can be as big as the universe or as fine as dust.

Standing at the crossroads of life, we may hesitate and hesitate. The factors that affect our determination are often neither too complicated nor our poor judgment, but our unwillingness to give up our choice and want both fish and bear's paw. At this time, you must understand that if you don't give up, you won't get it. What you gave up today may be repaid to you twice tomorrow.

12, if you want to live in this world, you will have a lot of troubles. But pain and happiness depend on your heart. No matter how heavy the burden is, laughing and crying is also a choice. No matter how bad life is, if you live with a smile, it is victory. Smile more, and your life will be better. Be sure to smile like a flower. Only by treating life with an indifferent attitude can any difficulty and misfortune be tempered into a ladder to peace.

13, don't judge others by your own standards, and don't look at people with colored glasses. Because everyone has his own preferences, personality and life value. What you don't like is not bad. To borrow a word: the types of creatures are gradually decreasing, while the types of people are gradually increasing. No matter who or what, existence is reasonable. Don't dislike it, but learn to look at the world with appreciation.

14, cherish the happiness in your hands, but often can't grasp yourself and inadvertently hurt yourself. There are many beautiful things in the world, and you don't have to have everything. If happiness is already in your hands, then no matter how big the temptation is, you should think about it and don't take any chances. Because once a lot of things are abandoned, they can't be found anymore, and even if they are found, they are no longer what they used to be.

15, it is better to ask for help than to ask for help. Only we can really solve our troubles. No matter whether it is smooth or bumpy, we should accept all the encounters in life indifferently and always be the strong one in life, not the deserter in life. There is no retreat in life, although it is inevitable to take detours sometimes, it is necessary to move forward after all. The people and things we experience on the road of life, whether good or bad, are our life experiences and wealth.

16, willing to laugh, get friendship; Willing to tolerate, you get the atmosphere; Willing to be honest and get friends; Give up face and get reality; Give up debauchery and get healthy; Give up your reputation and get a happy life; If you are willing to give, you will get a good name; Give up the world of mortals and get Buddha. If you are willing to be small, you may be big; If you are willing to get close, you may go far.

17, walking on the road, setbacks are inevitable, low tide is inevitable, and loneliness is inseparable; There are always times when people misunderstand, when people rely on them, and when people slander and plot against them. At these times, you should know that the tide rises and falls, and the peaks turn around. As long as you can wait patiently, endure torture and keep the bottom line, everything will prove that life will not abandon you and fate will not abandon you.

18, how can I see the rainbow without experiencing wind and rain? The glory of life can only be revealed through vicissitudes. If tea floats, people who have not experienced wind and rain will live quietly, just like light tea brewed in warm water, and people will never appreciate its true taste. People who have experienced vicissitudes and ups and downs will eventually overflow the fragrance of his life, just like tea brewed in boiling water again and again.

19. Life is a journey. When we thought the destination was far away, we didn't know. We turned a corner and arrived at our destination. And the end point is just the end point, and there is no such thing as happiness. It turns out that happiness is illusory, it only exists on the road of travel. Only in the process, there is no real happiness in the end. One meter of sunshine is warm enough. Sometimes, when I am tired and moved, I will stop for a walk.

20. What we said, what we did, the road we walked, and the people we met are all memories of our future. You don't have to cherish the memory of yesterday and look forward to tomorrow. You just have to live every day, say what you can, do what you can, take the right path and meet the people you want to see. Keep your feet on the ground, don't waste your time, keep singing, remember happiness and sadness, and have the most beautiful posture even if your heart is broken.

Laugh when you are sad.

Cherish these years and bless each other. Let it be as sweet as poetry and as bitter as poetry. Happiness also becomes a song, and sadness also becomes a song. Laughter into words, tears into words. Just remember to smile when you are happy, stop when you are tired, and have a rest when you are upset.

Laugh when you are sad.

First, many things will go away if they don't persist in the end. There is no right or wrong, people and things are the same. After appreciating these normalcy, we will know that there is no need for you, and there is no need not to do or compromise. It's just that we all know that life can only be dominated by ourselves and live for ourselves, so we can account for the people and things we have worked hard and loved, right? How can there be so many beautiful things in life? Deal with all the bad things, be responsible for yourself, love yourself and make yourself happy. How can there be so much anxiety? You know, all emotions are manifestations of lack of wisdom. So, smile and everything will be fine.

Second, when I am upset, I want to find someone to walk and talk with me. When I walk around the playground and listen to music alone, I can be very calm. Many things are great events, such as laughing, jumping and passing.

Third, after a year, eating and sleeping, I actually started to explode! ! ! It's hard to get rid of acne marks when you are old, do you understand? ! ! Laugh when you are upset after complaining.

Get up in the morning and smile at yourself in the mirror. If you are tired all day, have a rest. If you are upset, take a deep breath and be broad-minded. Laughter is also a day to cry. Even if there are more troubles, life will go on. Why not greet you with a smile?

5. It's raining. I was thinking about you. I don't know if you feel it, but I don't want to. That's it. It's good. I hope you are all right, don't catch a cold, don't be sad, and smile every day. I'm fine, too. Leave the rest to time and fate. Wish you all the best.

6. I have an idea today. It would be great if I were in Guangzhou now. Sometimes I won't be sad ~ but think again, I should smile when I am sad ~ I don't worry about others, and I won't be affected.

Smile when you are sad. Laugh it off, why care about those farts

Eight, the TV series "I love my family" I like watching it very much! But I can't watch it for two years, VIp. Fortunately, I found the seeds online today. 64 grams. When you are upset, or at leisure, it is still worth watching, laughing and playing. It's good.

Nine, inexplicable upset, smile, the world is better.

Ten, look down on troubles, let yourself not be so tired every day, and smile every day. Give a holiday to the busy mood and make the ordinary life happier. Every time you are in a bad mood, I will try to make you happy. My mouth is stupid, too. I don't know how to coax you. You can return my anger (I don't blame you, you should be angry with me) daughter-in-law, but you know, I feel very bad after you hung up on me. I really want to appear in front of you and hold you when you are sad. I can only stay. What I fear most is that you should stop calling me. I don't want to talk to you. I'm upset, wife. I owe you so much. If I were not in the army, I would come to you at once. When you are in a bad mood, I can take you out to play. When you are angry with me, I can let you take it out on me. But sometimes when you do this, I'm really afraid that you think too much and feel insecure. I want a future with a house to live in, not much, and it is best to have sunshine outside the window; Sooner or later, you can have your favorite yogurt, eat apples a day, have a pot to make soup for you, go to the park hand in hand occasionally, and accompany your parents several times a year; There are jobs, books, SLR, books to read and songs to listen to; Friends come to get together occasionally and walk occasionally. This is the life I want to give you. If I fall in love with you, it is a mistake. I firmly believe that this will be the most beautiful mistake in my life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

Eleven or eighteen years ago, it was great to be covered with collagen and be able to cry and laugh at anything. It seems that your brow is not so difficult now, and I feel sad again. I still feel hopeful, there is knowledge outside the window, and the smell of air conditioning and watermelon is everywhere. I don't know if you are just upset now, but there is nothing to say. Even if you open your mouth, you just smile silently.

Twelve, Jordan chan and Cherrie Ying, probably is the true appearance of happy love. Emotional things are really amazing. Some people can't get close with a thousand words, while others can knock at the door with a smile. Probably, only people with three views will naturally walk together. Because the three views are integrated, one eye can understand each other, one smile can soothe the soul, and there are endless words and endless things to do together, so staying all day will not be upset.

13. Cherish these years and bless each other. Let it be as sweet as poetry and as bitter as poetry. Happiness also becomes a song, and sadness also becomes a song. Laughter into words, tears into words. Just remember to smile when you are happy, stop when you are tired, and have a rest when you are upset. I wish you all a happy day on 18.

14. Smile when you are sad; Take a deep breath when you want to cry; You have to believe that everything will be fine.

Fifteen, if time is like water, silence and quiet, shallow smile, is a unique scenery. When you are sad, smile at yourself and everything will go with the wind; When you are heartbroken, smile at yourself and remind yourself to love yourself; When you are tired, smile at yourself and don't care too much about everything. Smile is the driving force of progress, the transmission of warmth, and the beauty beyond words. Smiling at each other is a kind of release for yourself; For others, it is a kind of warmth; For the world, it is a glory.

Sixteen, upset, what you want now is your choice, you are not qualified to complain, although you are tired with a smile.

17. Every time you are sad, think about how many beautiful things there are and why you don't smile. However, some people are really annoying.

It's no big deal to smile when something happens: no matter what happens, for whatever reason, we should laugh happily every day. When you are upset, remember three words: forget it, it doesn't matter, it will pass. I wish everyone a happy life.

19. I can smile occasionally on upset days, and there are several bright lights and stars in the dark night. So just for that little light, tired travelers can't stop.

I care about you, why don't you understand, why are you still involuntarily sad and helpless? I don't want to, and it will only upset me when I think about it! Just smile.

2 1. When you are sad, just think about smiling. Smile in Pepsi. Nothing can't be solved, and then the mood will be good. Be content. There is no need to get too tired because of worry.

A word that laughs every day.

Sad, crying, being seen and asked, I can only say that I cried while watching TV. I want to taste anything sad and carry it myself. Woman, don't cry, be strong and smile every day.

A word that laughs every day.

1. Smile. Smile every day. When negative energy is full, you can't frown, sigh or lose your temper. Smile. If you are unhappy, you will be happy. In this way, people around you will be happy. Then you will be really happy, won't you?

Second, remember to smile every day to make your life a little more happy!

Smile every day and don't spend time unhappy.

Fourth, even if you are tired and sad, you should smile every day. I still like the way I laugh.

Lu Han, may you be happy every day, smile every day and love you forever!

Six, just for different people, smiling looks great, happiness is a feeling, and I am very happy now. I really like smiling. I smile every day. Seeing the same face of both of you really makes us.

Smile every day, no matter how tired I am, I will persist.

8. Smile at every day, not because we are not sad, nor because we really have no worries, but because there are many things we can't choose, we should not give up, and persistence is the way to go in our life.

Remember to smile every day. Harmony is happiness, and a happy smile can infect others. Work hard, because every day is full. So you like to laugh so much. The smile is really beautiful.

X. I didn't understand depression before How can I not get out of such a big thing? But now I seem to realize that it's not one thing, it's that heavy emotion that makes you breathless. Physical diseases are easy to detect, but emotional diseases can lurk for a long time. So smile every day, the vitamin C of the soul.

If you don't laugh for too long, God will deprive you of the ability to laugh. So, smile every day, after a long time, you will really smile.

12. Try to be a girl with ideals, goals and understanding. Your luck is hidden in self-discipline You must remember to smile every day, follow the rhythmic heartbeat and drink a song.

Thirteen, good morning, smile every day, as long as you smile, nothing can pass.

Fourteen, sad reminder! Stay in a hotel every day, wait for another 5 days, and I'll be fine! Smile every day!

Fifteen, it's raining. I was thinking about you. I don't know if you feel it, but I don't want to. That's it. It's good. I hope you are all right, don't catch a cold, don't be sad, and smile every day. I'm fine, too. Leave the rest to time and fate. Wish you good health.

I am very happy now. Haha, I am very happy. Remember to smile every day, which is good for your health.

Seventeen, it is really hard to accept the fact that I hope to smile every day in the future.

18. Smile every day. There are fewer and fewer happy hours. If you want everyone around you to be good, you should be happy. If you cannot control others, you can only make yourself happy. Being angry will only make you uglier and uglier.

Remember to smile every day. Luck always comes to people who love to laugh. Turn around and bring good luck and a smile to others.

There are many painful things and negative energy, but I still believe that if I walk in a good direction, I will become better and smile every day.

Smile every day. Life is so beautiful, and I want to be beautiful.

22. be yourself Live every day and smile at every day! It will get better and better in the future! Come on! ! ! Nothing is impossible,

Don't go in Chongqing. Remember to smile every day when I visit you on holiday.

Smile every day, because you never know what the next smile will bring, which may be touching or beautiful memories.

Smile every day. Whether you are happy today or not, smile in the mirror. Happiness is also a day, so is unhappiness. Let us be full of positive energy every day and welcome every day in the future.

Punch in every day, remember to smile every day, for Xibao and for yourself!

Classic Quotations of the Year-Smile for Ten Years

Love at first sight, love at third sight or love for a long time, which is your style? -cold-blooded, or a night of passion!

If you have to show half your body, is it left or right? -Down there

Hey! I stand in front of you and look at you affectionately, and you will. . ? -I gave you to Japan.

You were watching TV when Sadako climbed out. You just "`-1 find a cage to study. Pat him on the back with a bench!

How to express one's love to win one's heart? -spending money like water.

Suddenly someone asks you, what do you think of Virgo? -Dude, slap you! Woman, come to my bed and tell you quietly! ! !

When do you think men are most attractive? -You're the most charming when you shit! Beat you to death!

What parts of your body have been praised? Nails. Aunt Zhao, the janitor when I was a child, always praised me. Yo, this kid's nails really look like Andy Lau's! ! !

I was drunk and suddenly grabbed your hand and told you that I liked you for a long time. What would you do? Sorry, I married your daughter.

If you meet Meng Po at Naiheqiao after your death and give you Meng Po Tang, what do you say-grandma's leg! It's fucking watered again ! !

What is the last thing you want to do when sleeping in a warm bed at night? -Wet the bed!

How did you get the most unforgettable scar on your body-the cruel doctor cut it off when you were born

What do you do when you want to cry and don't want to be seen? -Put your hands on other people's eyes

What's your favorite pet? -Altman

What is the most effective way to give up a person and forget? -Study Altman.

My girlfriend ate 50 kebabs in one breath, and my boyfriend said five words. What five words did you say-your mouth is so coquettish

Someone throws oil all over you and tells you, don't worry, it's all automatic. What do you do? -Hit him with kidney deficiency and tell him, "Don't worry, there are Liuwei Dihuang pills, which are used to treat kidney deficiency and contain no sugar."

A person is walking on the road, and a member of the opposite sex comes to ask you: Is this the earth? What's your answer? -If it is a beauty, I will say, "I love you, Martian." If it was a dinosaur, I would say, "Go back where you came from."

I am very good and obedient. I know you have a boyfriend/girlfriend now, but I will wait for you. Will you take me there? -You'll die. Just go home.

If your partner's ex died and your partner cried in front of you, how would you react? -throw three feet white silk said, you might as well go with her.

If your lover who has been in love for many years meets someone better than you and then leaves you, what does this prove? -Love is fucking ape shit! ! !

What do you think of going to Starbucks and sitting with a notebook all afternoon? -It's better than sitting with a notebook and soy milk.

Someone told you that I use mineral water to flush the toilet. How do you respond? -I peed a royal salute!

One of your good-looking friends of the opposite sex called you in the middle of the night and wanted to go out with you to get a room. What do you do? -Fuck off! Lao Tzu is a serious man! Don't fucking seduce me.-Where are you going?

Simple question ~ Who were the five tiger generals of Shu during the Three Kingdoms period ~ I searched for pigs online ~-saint seiya Zilong Glacier, a saint, instantly Ikki.

Twins, brother's name is Tianlong, what's brother's name? -Eight departments

Beijing snacks have the strangest name, which shows the state of an animal. They are sold in many places in Beijing! Guess (Answer: Snowball)-Peacock Green

If you go to prison, what do you do to kill time in prison? -Dig a tunnel

Do you think about a opposite sex every day ~ A: Every day, I want to sleep with her …

If one day you suddenly disappear, do you think someone will look for you crazily-if I still owe the bank mortgage and car loan? ...

Now 100 meters can I enter 13 seconds? Free fall?

Both girls like you, one is beautiful and talented, and the other is gentle and housekeeping. Which one do you choose? -Divorce your family first

ICAC is the ICAC of icac. What is Industrial and Commercial Bank of China (Answer: zg Industrial and Commercial Bank of China)-Independent Commission Against Corruption.

If you had to choose one of (1 Chris Lee 2 Sister Furong 3 Flower 4 Lv Xiulian) to get married immediately, what would you choose-choose death-

What is the most valuable thing you stole from Kaixin.com? -Rats in Internet cafes ...

When your enemy goes to the toilet, he can't get out without paper. What do you do? Give him a roll of transparent plastic.

Have you ever thought about crying when you are alone? -Yes, creditors.

Now! Right now! Don't think about it! Say an English word that begins with p-

Is anyone chasing you now? Yes, I owe her 30 yuan.

What is the most important thing for you to learn from Lei Feng? -holding the eldest sister-in-law to send the children home.

What is the most serious consequence of being naughty as a child? -I played on the wall when I was a child ~ I accidentally slipped and kicked people off the wall ...

Have you ever peeped into other people's privacy? -I robbed.

Have you ever thought about suicide? I want to fucking kill you!

When did your first kiss take place? When I was 6 years old, I said to a girl one year younger than me: I don't agree that I pushed you into the ditch.

What is the minimum standard for making friends with you? -It has to be human.

Two people who love each other, how to keep it? -Kill each other and bury them in one place.

Someone has a crush on you. Will you be tempted to know? I think I'll change my mind.

Your predecessor got married. Would you like to attend her wedding? I just want to attend your funeral!

I met a robber in the middle of the night, and he said he wouldn't let you go unless he sang. What can you sing? -Nice Chinese songs.

Seriously, have you had plastic surgery? -My stomach is bulging.

What would you do if your opponent fell into the water? Pee.

How can one say one thing and do another? -I will bring a set at the critical moment.

How often do you take a bath in winter? -In winter, take a bath.

If your high school classmate was sitting in a KTV and you happened to meet her, would you? -I'll point her out.

Do you think you look good in person or in photos? -Turn off the lights.

What are the similarities between Wei Xiaobao and Snow White? -All preference groups.

Freckles, high myopia, pie face, elephant legs, thick waist, let you choose one as your wife, which one would you choose? -I'll choose a man.

Liu Xiang: zg's speed! Yao Ming, the height of zg! You! Zg? -Weight.

What would you do if you saw a MM crying by the river? -I'll sneak her down.

Is there anyone who makes you feel sour when you think about it? Yes, the one who bought candied haws.

My dad suddenly told me that I have more money than Li Ka-shing. What would you say? -It's time to take medicine

Do men who smoke smell, or do men who drink smell? -Some people don't take a shower.

At the seaside, there is a turtle that can't turn over. Would you? -pick it up and go home to make soup.

Use two groups of words? idiocy

Please use one or two words, or two groups of words? An idiot.

13 children are divided into 9 oranges. How to divide it fairly? Strangle four!

What makes you struggle every day? Constipation.

Couplet: find a job and find a good job. Find a husband. Find a good husband? Dream.

You fell asleep on the bus. What were you thinking when you woke up? -Ah. Am I still alive? (Because I am a driver)

Now, take your eyes off the computer screen and look to the right. Tell me what you see. -My dad slapped me. What time is it? Don't sleep! ! !