On the so-called strength of mood phrase signature is to force yourself with yourself.

First of all, I am eager to be with someone for a long time. Later, I was glad I left.

Second, I am ordinary, but I am unique.

I have nothing better than you except that I love you more than you love me.

Fourth, I just want you to believe me hysterically: if you are always there, I will always love.

5. What is the highest state of love? This is not a matter of life and death. It's habit. A woman is used to a man's snoring, but she can never get used to it, and then she can't sleep without his snoring. This is love. Men are used to women's willfulness, coquetry and even unreasonable troubles. This is love; One person will change and accommodate for another. This is love. Love your lover as much as you give in.

6. I just found out that when I can't get through to you, people who say sorry to me will always move.

You are really a good person, and I will never regret loving you.

Eight, from the moment we fall in love with someone, we spend most of our time remembering.

9. When you are hurt by a man, don't doubt that all men are different. There are still many good men. If you are hurt, you can only say that you are unhappy. The next man may be the person you should meet.

I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.

Eleven, a deep memory can't match a lifetime, and for a long time, it can't match the regret of missing.

Twelve, too late to say the dialogue, dissipated in the patchwork of the future.

Thirteen, we are like two sides of the same coin, we will never be together until we are separated.

Fourteen, the tree wants to be quiet and the wind wants to be filial and the relatives are not there.

Sometimes, we change our signatures so frequently just to let others know how you feel. But we forget that maybe others don't care about you at all.

I am not lonely at all, because my world is full of wonderful things only by myself.

Sometimes, I really want to get terminally ill and see who really cares about me.

At eighteen, leaving is also a kind of happiness. I hope I'm not running away this time.

Nineteen, if my life is a joke, you are the only truth in my life.

If you don't laugh at me for being out of tune, I will give you a unique love song in the world.

Twenty-one, why do you want to forget someone so painfully? Time will naturally make you forget him. The harder you try to forget, the less you can forget. You still love him and can't look at him, which is natural. Don't be ashamed. If time can't make you forget those people you shouldn't remember, what's the point of our lost years?

Twenty-two, a minor illness is a blessing, a minor pain, and sometimes a kind of happiness.

23. Brave people are not necessarily happy, because misfortune makes them brave.

How lonely I am now without your company. I think I can pretend that I have never loved.

I've been sitting in circles, waiting for your unexpected look back.

On Compulsory Personality Signature

1, I can't do it. You can only learn to be cruel yourself.

2, Nongfu Spring is a little sweet, and men talk a little.

3. I can't guarantee that we can go to the end, but I dare say that you will never leave me!

4, I am not afraid of being looked down upon by others, but I am afraid that I will not live up to expectations!

5, let the storm come more violently, anyway, I sell umbrellas!

Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know that.

7. Love is like the sand in your hand. The tighter you hold it, the faster it will run.

8. One flower and one world, one leaf and one pursuit. A song and a sigh, a person's life.

9. Success is a relative term, which will bring you many unrelated relatives.

10, some things don't need to be argued, they seem to be obedient and secretly resist.

1 1, if you want to be so polite to me, I won't be polite!

12. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there are countless heartless people.

13, the biggest pain of eating food is that you can only watch others eat.

14, I don't have to laugh to let you know that I am naturally showy.

15, I kept silent with my head down, not being modest, but looking for bricks.

16, what's the point of suffering now for a better future?

17, wear a mask every day, not afraid of prickly heat on your face.

18, don't think I am too heavy. Compared with your love, it is too heavy and as light as a feather.

19, I don't lose my temper, I just don't lose my temper easily.

20. If you don't love it, get out. I hug your thigh, please?

2 1, gently, don't want to disturb you. Unfortunately, I still met a memory that hurt me very much!

22. In my lost heart, you pulled me out of loneliness.

23. The sunshine is warm and the years are quiet. How can I get old before you come?

24. When I was a child, I was so timid that I could scare myself to cry by putting a P!

25. I thank all the people who fell off the chain when I needed you most.

Sometimes I let go, not because I don't care, but because I don't care.

27. The mine disaster continues in the review, and the rise in property prices is under control!

28. I want to kidnap you with Chinese medicine, but you are cute enough.

29. Damn, the long place is handsome and useful. Can I use my face to swipe my card in the street?

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

3 1, don't always kiss up, horses will have hemorrhoids.

32. Memory is not a sign of a person getting old, but repeated memory is.

33. I'm sorry, you are not even qualified to let me take revenge.

34. Let's share weal and woe with * *. In the future, mine is mine and yours is mine.

I hate it when you say you miss me, but you have done nothing.

If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind.

37. It's best not to use your own photos, otherwise it's unlucky to go offline.

38. Youth beckoned to me, but I clung to it.

Don't try to hit me from behind when I'm not looking.

40. When a sow goes up a tree, that's when I fall in love with her.

4 1, I want to see how beautiful you are for a person's face.

42. Standing on the street of a strange city, if I smile, it's me, thinking of you.

43. I am the most honest person. Never lie. Except this sentence.

44. Lost and found. It's always used.

Once the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, it's hard to get together again.

46. Once, we walked together, but now we go our separate ways.

47. Although you are ugly, your mobile phone is good.

48. If you don't have my sadness, don't feel my pain.

49. Not afraid of hooligans with culture, but afraid of perverts with patience.

50. If there is no future, just cherish the present.

5 1, love is a kind of self-abuse; Love without love is a kind of self-harm.

Even if I were a street vendor, I wouldn't work for you, an evil capitalist.

53. Whoever dares to put happiness on my sister, I dare to take my life to stop him from losing it!

54. Compare two fish who is handsome, and the handsome one is tomorrow's dish.

Don't always yell at people who abandon you, because no one belongs to you.

56. Take money to muddle along at school and spend time at work. Life is like this.

57. Violence can't solve problems, but it can ease anger.

58. Who says he is laughing? He must be laughing, but he just doesn't know what to say.

59. Black people don't eat chocolate for fear of biting their hands.

60. Youth is like this. If you miss it, you will regret it, and finally you will learn to cherish it.

6 1, you always make up lies, so I have to cooperate with the performance.

62. A house and a song made me fall asleep and forget my troubles.

Please don't take my gentle appearance as your presumptuous capital in front of me.

64. It is my greatest wish to keep you as my own.

65. After the age of dreaming, it's time to love ML.

66. If you don't expect it, you won't be sad if you lose it, but you will be surprised if you get it.

67. It is blind to cry without children, and it is red to cry with children.

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

69. The world is more wonderful with you and better without you!

70. Internet speed abused me thousands of times. I'm waiting for the internet speed as my first love!

7 1, airplane, isn't there enough trouble? Fly back quickly.

72. Don't know how to be young and frivolous. All I know is that the winner is king.

73. Some benefits you got when you were young will bear these mistakes when you are old.

74. A good man is sleeping with a girl repeatedly for a lifetime.

75. When you grow up, you are crazy, and you are nostalgic. This is all your own business.

76. I don't regret not meeting at the best time of my youth.

77. I knew it was so difficult to find a boyfriend, so I decided to kiss the doll.

78. I think what you say is fart, and it's gone after that.

79. Draw a heart in the original place to commemorate the dead love.

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore it.

8 1, don't worry about my sense of security, you think I am a special antivirus software.

82. Weather is not as good as geographical location, geographical location is not as good as human harmony, and human harmony is not as good as money.

83. Please stop being infatuated with me. Sister-in-law can't spare me.

84. Real warriors dare to face up to beautiful girls and face bleak singles.

85. Some people say that I am not handsome. I feel bad and feel sorry for him. I went blind at a young age.

86. Mm-hmm, I wish you 7 spaces in your next life.

87. I have never been here at your peak, nor will I leave you at your trough.

88. The subscriber you called is still in the toilet. Please bring him toilet paper later!

Please don't say "hold your hand and grow old with your son" because I want to have black hair.

90. Even if you are already taken, I will use flowers instead of trees.

9 1. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.

92. Love is like an hourglass. Heart full, brain empty!

93. Future son, tell me your father's direction.

94. Only if you hate me can we be strangers.

95. You are a bitch to me, but what are you, a bitch?

96. Country, why don't you take the face to study bulletproof vests?

97. Forgive me for taking the money. I just want to eat all the way.

98. Some things and people I experienced made me gradually learn to pretend.

99, nutrition express, drink a bottle of breakfast, feel distressed all morning.

100, managers usually tell smokers at meetings that smokers are strangled!

Irony phrases, really pretending, dare to face your cheekiness.

In life, everyone is an actor, and those who pretend to be B are just the best among them.

God arranged for me to be an affectionate person and met countless heartless people, so I finally honed myself into a promiscuous person. Others are loved by everyone, and I am loved by everyone.

Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder, pee it out, and let loneliness spill all over the floor!

Maxima is very common, but Maxima's mother is not common.

Really pretend to force, dare to face his face without thickness.

I really want to play Hennessy XO in the street with a pair of shoes and a thermos bottle every day.

The world is very big, a bed is very small, and the two people in the bed used to be very good, but they can't be old.

There are so many friends and countless heroes in the country. I am a clever old man. I want to do it, but I can't. I expect a 34-degree hug. This requirement is obviously too high.

Looking for her in the crowd, suddenly looking back, that person still despises me.

The poor play with cars, the rich play with watches, and Niu B works overtime to knock on the computer.

My heart doesn't follow love, but I agree to spend the night.

Sudan red has a ten-year incubation period, and the freedom to eat this wedding cake will soon be gone.

Some people say that I don't talk to her on QQ. How could I? As long as you don't mate, how to communicate will do.

Feelings are a scam, and I'm an undercover at best.

I envy her so much. You can go to a nightclub after the injury. I envy him so much. I can soak three after the injury.

It's strange for women. They know everything they shouldn't know. They don't know what they should know.

Brother is a legend, don't ask me which unit I work in.

Work, take a step back, fall in love, take a step back, and people are empty.

I am not lonely, because I have a lonely BBS to accompany me.

People are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can't help man show.

Dude's psychological quality is as good as no psychological quality.

Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!

When I look up at the sky alone, I don't want to find anything. I am just lonely.

Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.

When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

Facts have proved that feelings can stand the wind and rain, but they can't stand the dullness; Friendship can stand the dull, but it can't stand the wind and rain.

Long-term low-cost acquisition of all kinds of idle girls who like to mix BBS, models are not limited, details are negotiable.

There is no heart, no money, no money, no love, no fate, and some are getting divorced.

But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

There is a petty bourgeoisie mind, an angry upper body, a punk lower body and a Gothic mind. -These are four new people in the new era.

The bombarded head is also combed by lightning.

Marriage is to put cotton-padded clothes on freedom. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

The most pretentious and handsome personality signature

1, some people are still alive and he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.

2. Ask the boy downstairs, where is the house price? The boy was speechless and pointed to the sky.

3, the motto of the fat man is: where to fall, where to make a hole.

4. I always want to turn around beautifully, but I always hit the wall gorgeously.

Life without creation is not life, but living.

6. Life is like a green spider, crawling forward slowly, but shedding bright red blood.

7. The deep beauty and loneliness in your gentle eyes need to be understood by one person.

8. One kind of anxiety is that the computer is stuck and QQ is still ringing.

I have never forgotten my ex-boyfriend. Because he owes me money.

10, you sent QQ, you said you wanted to see your left ear, you went to the cinema, but I ran into the hospital.

1 1. Don't worry about those who abandon you, because he abandoned you to prove that he didn't have this blessing.

12, if you dare to climb my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.

13, I came into this world crying, and I want to cry back!

14, I copied my homework and got the test paper, but I really want to do my homework.

15, ugliness is really hard for you, running out in the morning to scare people, and running out at night to scare ghosts.

16, life is like a coffee table. Although it is not big, it is full of tragedies.

17, do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit? Is that you don't have a plate

18, if I still don't let go, after many years, you will still be moved if you complain about me again.

19, even if my heart is the liver and lungs of the donkey, it is enough to feed the dog's stomach.

20. Where you fall, where you get up, you always fall there. I suspect there is a pit there.

2 1, Female: What do you think of sex Male: No, but there are many ways to do it.

22. The so-called high cold is actually a person's poor hearing, slow response and poor eyesight.

23, awesome people, not how many backstage, but how many backstage people can do.

24. If I fall in love, will you always be so kind to me?

25. Love is like protection money. If you don't fight for it, do you have to wait for someone else to deliver it?

26. Please don't call my name during the final exam week. Please call me Guo Er!

27. Don't worry about what is taken away, because all that can be taken away is rubbish.

28. If you ever sang the praises of the dawn, please embrace the night.

29. People can have no courage and temper, but they can't have beriberi!

30. We are all naive children, tortured by reality into madness.

3 1, the triangle is stable and the love triangle is detachable.

You can't rely on anything these days, you can only rely on yourself. Abbreviation: Holy shit!

33. I will go to the movies with male tickets at the weekend and help recommend some male tickets.

34. Life is too short to be sexy, and a hard life needs no explanation.

35. The corners of the mouth are full of sunshine, which makes people smile when they meet.

Tell me your home address and I'll change it into a public toilet.

Chris Lee and Yico Zeng are both my brothers.

38. Fairy tales are deceptive, and so is Andersen.

39, dust to dust, soil to soil, wave goodbye to 250.

40. "Ten Years" sang the fat man's heart: I wanted to be thin and shed tears.

4 1, fireworks can create beautiful scenes or ugly looks!

42. If you have money, hold a money field, and if you don't have money, inform you to hold a money field.

43. When someone appears in your dream, that person is thinking of you.

44. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

45. A casual remark, a lyric. It will bring back all my old memories.

46. Missing memories, indelible memories, your figure keeps appearing in my mind.

47. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

48. No matter how difficult this stop is, I decided to stay for the rest of my life.

49. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao. Wet wood meets fire, which is a man show.

50. I work as a migrant worker, but my salary is not more than that of migrant workers.

5 1, blue curtains, glass-like heart, transparent to you, but easy to be sad.

52. Think about the Red Army's 25,000 yuan, and think about the female position last night.

53. I see you. I suddenly understood what Picasso was like.

54. I won't do anything I regret. I only do things that you regret.

55. We create habits first, and then habits create us.

56. I want to be one of your teeth in my next life. At least, if I feel uncomfortable, you will know.

57. There are always many accidents in life, and the kite in your hand will suddenly break.

58. Weather forecast: Recently, an expert on picking up girls was born. Please pay attention to them.

59. All your struggles today are to save your strength tomorrow, so don't give up.

Because you are in my heart. Then stay here.

6 1, if I can only meet you again instead of living with you, how can I be happy?

62. Some people make you feel terrible, while others owe you toothache.

63. You don't have to say anything. I understand everything. You want to say that I am beautiful!

64, the role of force is mutual, except the power of love.

65. The world is big, the woman is the biggest, and it will last forever.

66, how many years, my toilet seat has never been lifted!

67. Nowadays, money is becoming less and less valuable, and people are becoming less and less human.

68. Be a low-key person and read a high-profile book, so my mother has been emphasizing it.

69, although only the speed of a bicycle. However, there must be a heart of F 1.

70, hate, can provoke disputes, love, can cover up all faults.

7 1, that's just love for a man, but it's not love.

72. Pretend to drink soy sauce even if you are jealous, and don't let people laugh at you!

I don't want to get up because the quilt is sick and needs to be taken care of!

74. I just long for eternal love without lies.

I don't want what I can't have. Who are you? I want to smile at you.

76. If you ignore me again, I will become a steamed stuffed bun. I am the most famous in Tianjin.

77. Ask me about my weight? Just kidding, real fat people never get on the scale!

78. You can cut your hair short and start over. Then I guess I'll have to shave my head.

79. Dreaming is just a kind of intelligence, and realizing dreams is a kind of ability.

80. Perfect love makes people weak-willed, while imperfect love hurts.

8 1, two people's mistakes are not as good as one person's input.

82. A gentleman takes revenge for ten years, but a villain takes revenge all day long.

83. I am small-minded, but I don't lack it. I have a good temper, but I don't lack it!

84. Time has slowly destroyed my feelings for you, although it is a bit perfect.

85. I'm a celebrity now, so I can't just go to the hospital.

86, don't think about taking off the order, the object of this creature is not suitable for our single aristocrats.

87. Korean cosmetic surgery and Thai shemale are actually not as good as China's Mito Xiu Xiu.

88. I really want to point to my heart and tell you proudly that there is a substitution here.

Please find out the repetition of this sentence. Do you like me?

90. She can play the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I can eat, sleep, play poker and mahjong.

9 1, I threw a glass of water in your face, which is equivalent to ruining your face.

92. I am immersed in my own world just because I want to.

93. I must be reborn as a woman in my next life and then marry a man like me.

94. I said don't chat with me. You have a responsibility to talk about your feelings.

95. The most romantic thing I can think of is that the son you gave birth to with her is especially like me.

96. The best decision in my life is to walk into your shop and buy a sandwich.

97. Put you closest to my heart, so that you can hear my irregular heart rhythm.

98. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul is free in bed!

99. I come from China, but I adjust the time difference every day.

100, I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

10 1, I really don't like fairy tales because they are so beautiful in space.

102, I didn't puppy love because I told myself that puppy love is to raise a wife for others.

103 Except for love, any other reason for getting married is self-deception.

104, fate cannot be changed, but what can be changed is to try not to leave regrets in life.

105, looking for your beautiful face in the lake of memory.

106, I can be so strong that God has pity on me.

107, do you feel like skipping rope like QQ login?

108, broken glass, and then cleverly pasted, there will be cracks.

109, the advantage of doing homework is that it consumes brain cells, pen water and paper.

1 10, your man, I don't like it at all, my man, you can't afford it at all.

1 1 1. I thought you loved me, but you never paid for it.

1 12, God spreads wisdom to the world, and I hold up an umbrella with wit.

1 13 When tears are shed, I know that separation is another kind of understanding.

1 14, if you don't contact me, I won't contact you. We are so weak.

1 15, it is impossible for life to prepare all the ingredients before cooking like cooking.

1 16, before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

1 17, I believe we will all be fine, just like when we met.

1 18, I can learn to call you LOL and kill you.

1 19, the mirror installed at the school stairs tells us that ugly people should read more!

120, if you tell me to get out, I'll get out. You asked me to come back, I'm sorry, go away!

12 1. In the eyes of fools, the cleverness of smart people is worthless.

Love is not everything. So don't blindly pursue eternal happiness.

123, awesome is only three meals a day, and it is still safe after death.

124, if there is no reciprocal love, let me love more.

125, how many people say what will happen when I get rich? I cried when I touched my pocket.

126, girl, if a man pauses the game in order to reply to your text message, marry him!

127, you don't love me, I don't love you, as you wish, everyone is happy.

128, don't like a person who is too dazzling, he can't see you.

129, the girl with thick legs envies all kinds of thin legs, no matter whether he is male or female.

130, the love I want is not a lifetime without quarrels, but a lifetime with quarrels.

13 1, don't shout everywhere that the world has abandoned you, the world doesn't belong to you.

132, you see how popular Ali is now. Spongebob is so yellow

133, some people rely on strength in exams, others rely on eyesight, and I am the one who relies on imagination.

134, I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to fly but to stew soup.

135, I don't know Wu Bai, but I know his brother.