A satirical poem about meanness

1. Poems describing women's meanness 1. Now there are some people who don't know unless you tell them. If you just say them, they will have a hard time. Anyway, they are the same kind of people, mean but arrogant. There is no way to deal with them without swearing sentences!

I thought I was evil, but I didn't know it until I met you. Few people are better than me.

In a word, I can't describe it, but it is very cheap.

Do you know I'm waiting for your mother? Please don't tell your father ~

5. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

6. People are cheap for a lifetime, pigs are cheap for a knife, you waste air when you live, land when you die, and RMB at home. You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you prefer to learn swords. Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, the realm of man and sword is achieved-swordsman.

2. Those ancient poems that satirize people's inferiority, shame and moral decay, and those famous sayings are shameless and inhuman. -"Mencius Gong Sunchou"

People will insult themselves, and then people will insult themselves. -"Mencius Li Lou" People must have behaviors that bring shame to themselves, and others will insult him.

People should not be shameless, shameless, shameless. -"Mencius with all my heart": The shame of being shameless is really shameless!

People should love themselves, and later people should love others; People should respect themselves, and later generations should respect themselves. -Yang Xiong's "A Gentleman with Eyes"

If a person is ashamed, he can do something. -Zhu's "Zhuzi Language" is thirteen

Five punishments are not as good as one shame. -Lv Kun's "Moaning and Governance"

. . That's all I thought of for the time being. Please contact me if it is not enough.

3. satirize a person's cheap offer 1. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

I feel like two pigs because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

3. After several decades, we will meet again and send them to the crematorium. All of them will be burned to ashes, one for you and one for me. Nobody knows anyone, and all of them will be sent to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

5. You have your background. I have my story. It's not that hard. But don't touch it.

6. Flowers are red, and people are different from dogs.

7. How can you get married without experiencing scum? No one can be a mother casually.

8. Give you a sword fairy, but you won't do it. Give you a sword god, but you don't want to cry and beg me to be your "swordsman"

9. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

10. Cucumber must be shot and life must be high.

1 1. People are cheap all their lives, and pigs are cheap with knives. You waste air alive, waste land when you die, and waste RMB at home. China doesn't learn so many weapons, you prefer to learn swords. Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, the realm of man and sword is achieved-swordsman.

12. It is not necessarily a prince riding a white horse, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings, mom said. It's a bird man.

13. Clear water means no fish, while mean people mean invincible!

14. I can tell at a glance that you are short of five elements, and there is nothing to find. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't. The donkey sees the donkey kick, the pig sees the pig step on it, and the cucumber is naturally lacking, and the walnut is beaten the day after tomorrow, and the motorcycle kicks for life. Looking for a wife (husband) needs a twist ~ Look at your virtue, I'll give you a couplet: first couplet, don't. As far as you are concerned, it's probably prostate (gynecological disease), and your urine is still forked. Go back and wash and sleep!

15. Clear water leads to no fish, while lowly people lead to invincible.

4. Sentences about irony

1, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

Please respect yourself.

Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

4, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

5. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.

5. Classic sentence of calling women cheap 1. 1 You waste air alive, but you die and land, half dead! When you look at yourself in the mirror. You think it's unnecessary, but it's not. You are really redundant. Curse others for being thick-skinned, saying that it should be difficult for mosquitoes to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and were bored. Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, it is foolish for me to quarrel with a pig. For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with people who are different from humans! Six, um, you still exist in this world? Sorry, you are so young that no one will know you exist!

I really regret that I didn't shoot you in the toilet and wash you away with water!

I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reborn.

10 Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you.

1 1 If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!

12 who says pig brain is the most stupid? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and yours is the best.

Too many.