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Swearing (swearing and domineering sentences don't swear)

First of all, I really envy your skin, keeping it so thick.

Second, you look like a QR code. I really don't know what it is without scanning.

Third, it's a good thing that you disguise yourself well, otherwise I really thought you were a dog.

Although you wear that high-grade perfume, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

5. Is your IQ still at the level of prenatal education?

6. The face is really the most magical place on the body, but it can be big or small, thin or thick, or even dispensable!

I don't understand that if the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't.

I advise you to stay at home and pets are not allowed to run around in the street.

Nine, the brain is a commodity, I hope you don't regard it as an ornament.

Don't talk, my gas mask can't stop your bad breath.

People like you can only live for two episodes in TV series at most.

Look at your face. Go home and stay. Don't come out to impress the social image. I'm afraid I'll have altitude sickness when I see your face.

Thirteen, you have countless spare tires, and your feelings remain unchanged, not because you are charming, but because you are cheap and versatile.

Fourteen, if you were a flower, cows would not dare to shit in the future!

15. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think your face has three layers outside, and it should be no problem to lose a few pieces.

Sixteen, the brain is fine, there are many things to decorate, and even some water is not needed.

Time is a butcher knife, but you are too ugly to start it.

Eighteen, how dare I touch you? I'm afraid I'll buy hand sanitizer for myself.

I don't know why you don't always think with that thing around your neck What can you do besides setting off how beautiful the world is?

Twenty, your own blx has just broken all over the floor and pricked the feet of passers-by.

Don't yell at me. I was scared by dogs when I was a child.

Twenty-two, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

Twenty-three, look at the middle of the nose, Qi Liuhai looks at the face, oblique bangs look at the temperament, and no bangs look at the five senses. You are suitable for facial mask!

It's not that I despise you, but that I don't care about you at all.