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Talk about drinking and making friends.

Hello, I want to:

1, don't blame men for smoking and women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.

2. Only when you are drunk can you feel the real physical and mental freedom.

I want to get drunk and shout your name hysterically to tell you that I love you!

4, I want to cry with tears in my eyes, I want to smile at my mouth, I just want to numb all my thoughts with alcohol.

5, heartbreaking drinking, drinking hurts the lungs, and finally heartless.

6. I have been harassing for thirty years, and I have been wandering for half my life. Gain and loss never wake up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

7. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb with the help of the paralyzing effect of alcohol.

Sorry, I can't drink, I only dream.

9. In fact, the most decadent thing is not to have a party every night, but to wake up and waste time.

10, I don't like drinking, but I like the feeling of being drunk.