Please come to talk with the boring Jindian.

1, I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

2. Women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

3, hooligans are not terrible, and they are afraid that hooligans have culture. ...

4, heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at age!

The donkey has read it again and again.

6, sit with a big milk name and enjoy the treatment of mistresses!

7, it's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome!

8. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil wears Prada when I put on my clothes!

9. Go to Google and Baidu.

10, riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but a Tang priest; Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but also birdmen!

1 1. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

12, sleep is an art-no one can stop my pursuit of art!

13, looks really creative and lives really bravely!

14, my real life: count money until I wake up naturally and sleep until my hands cramp. ...

15, as a typical loser, you are really successful.

16, according to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.

17, who can not shoot for 90 minutes-"China National Football Team"

18, life is sometimes like being raped by a eunuch-resistance is pain, not resistance is still pain!

19, everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not beautiful.

20. In order to cooperate with the completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

2 1, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

22. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

23. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

24. Face the fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

25. Women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

26. I smoke because it hurts my lungs and I'm not sad.

27. It is not necessarily a virgin who cries, but a bitch who seduces a man.

28. A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

29. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two Chinese and kill him.

30. If pigs can fly, who will buy a plane? Ride a pig to heaven.

3 1, I can't find my tie again. Didn't you find a rag yesterday?

32, in Egypt, a man can marry four wives, how tired ah, or China.

33, you also let me kneel and rub the washboard, and I can't stand the electric heating!

Even if I were a toad, I would never marry my mother toad.

35. I never felt a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.

Reading a newspaper in the toilet is equivalent to wiping your ass after defecation, which is a process, otherwise it is not called completion.

37. If the son is disobedient, he can fight properly, otherwise he will not show the majesty of Lao Tzu. This is the case in Taiwan Province Province.

38. For my mother's birthday, it is better to send two bundles of bones to cook, at least as a snack.

39. Unless the country changes its monogamy, I won't meet netizens.

40. I will still look for you in my next life, because you are the stupidest except me.

4 1, Lei Feng did a good thing without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will feel miserable. ...

43. When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

44. Men fantasize about me and I fantasize about heaven.

45. When I was dizzy, I finally understood what love was.

46. Grandpa comes from his grandson ...

47. Pigs have pig thoughts, and people have people's thoughts. If a pig has a human brain, it is not a pig-it is Bajie!

48. God, did you share a room in summer and winter? Give birth to this damn weather!

49, vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash color!

50. It is normal to eat the metal line of washing the pot for breakfast, which just shows that our logistics comes in strict accordance with the order of washing the pot first and then cooking. ...