Interesting scientist-Zhuangzi's wandering life

As the sun sets, an unkempt old man is fishing in the water. Two officials came up to the fisherman and respectfully said, "Hello, Master Zhuang, we in Chu Weiwang would like to invite you out of the mountain to worship you as a companion. With such excellent talents as you, you will have a bright future. Why are you fishing here? " The wind gently brushed his messy hair and looked straight at the two officials.

The old fisherman said.

"Come on, let's ease the awkward atmosphere. Let me tell you a story, young man. Once upon a time there was a turtle. It was wrapped in silk brocade and placed in an ebony box full of jade jewelry. Finally, the box was enshrined in the temple and worshipped by countless people. A large group of fans, another turtle, walked carefree in the sun, rolled in the mud, and when they were sleepy, they shrank into their RV.

The second one, of course. I am very happy. The first one has many fans, but no freedom. So uncomfortable, so boring? The sunset, like blood, is deeply engraved on the faces of officials who are full of the present.

They looked at Zhuangzi in front of them, as if they saw the poem in their hearts and the distance, bowed their heads silently and felt ashamed.

Yes, report to your king. Being an official is really boring. I'd better play with mud and eat fruit. '

When Zhuangzi does one thing, the only consideration is this matter. Is it interesting? Get out.

Zhuangzi, who is interesting and will tell you stories, did not accept Chu Weiwang's proposal and became prime minister, equivalent to the current Prime Minister of the State Council. Who is this Chu Weiwang? Is the first queen mother of Qin, half-brother.

It's a pity that the interesting Zhuangzi turned down Chu Weiwang. Otherwise, we will see him in The Legend of Mi Yue. Maybe someone will write a biography of Chu Weiwang in the future, and an extra actor may be invited to tell the story of fishing in Lishui. It's hard to see Zhuangzi in books that record history. Maybe if he goes abroad as prime minister, the state of Qin may perish. Then there would be no Liu Xiangyu and no Liu Bang.

Zhuangzi, who is fun and dissolute, sometimes turns into a butterfly and sometimes into a Kunpeng. He is free and talented. He casually wrote an imaginative essay "Happy Wandering", and didn't expect it to earn much money for himself, because it was so boring, but such a fabricated fairy tale book has been circulated for more than two thousand years. Zhuangzi, an interesting scientist, is awesome. He always sees the world from God's perspective. He is in Happy Wandering. Fighting for a long time, heavy casualties, bleeding, and people's livelihood are worrying.

Finally, Zhuang told you without saying anything, how much land are these two countries fighting for? Touch people, one lives in the left corner of the snail and the other lives in the right corner of the snail.

In his old man's house, these intrigues during the Warring States period are like squatting on the ground to see the tentacles of two snails. Such an interesting Zhuangzi, a biologist, makes him look gorgeous, but fresh and refined. I give 99 points. No wonder his name is Zhuangzi. Just like when we were young, we squatted on the ground and watched ants move. If you don't agree, you have to kill a few people for fun (PS, now you are grown up, you still have to take care of small animals. Killing is not good, flowers and plants are also life)

Therefore, it is possible that aliens from God's perspective think that people are like ants. When they are unhappy, they input the flood into their control computer, and the earth will be flooded. When they input the earthquake, the earth will start the vibration mode, and finally everything is over, only the flight mode is left.

It is hard for us to understand that Zhuangzi, which is so poor, is more interesting. He didn't even eat the next meal, but he still watched the snail fight there, and he used one of the ancient fishing techniques, but it was really fishing, because the interesting scientist Zhuangzi was hungry, and fishing meant eating. In Jiang Ziya, hundreds of years before him, the squire can be described as a very good pretender and actor. He must have read Zhou Xingxing's first book. He actually fished with a straight hook. It seems that he is really not hungry. He just used a straight action to arouse Zhou Wenwang's interest. Gee, this old guy is not simple. He actually fishes with a straight hook every day. I went to see him. In this way, the squire caught the big fish, King Wen, destroyed the Shang and Zhou Dynasties, and established the Zhou Dynasty for hundreds of years. Of course, we later learned that because the owner only likes fishing and playing with mud, he didn't go to help, and this helped Zhou.

Oh, how could it be Ying Zheng? Let's start by starving Zhuangzi. You will say, "Look, I am poor, and I can be Zhuangzi". Excuse me, Zhuangzi is poor. He could have chosen to be prime minister and live a high-class life, but he chose not to go because he was bored. We all touched the conscience on the left and weighed it on the electronic scale. Okay, let's.

The last book said that old people in Zhuangzi have nothing to do. Let's take a look at the family life in Zhuangzi.

There was not much family life in Zhuangzi in history, probably because people at that time didn't like to pay attention to gossip like people now. You think Zhuangzi must be an old bachelor, single dog, but he has a wife. According to historical records, on one occasion, Zhuangzi's wife died, and Zhuangzi's old friend Keiko accompanied him to watch fish every day. It doesn't matter if he saw it. It turns out that Zhuangzi is singing and dancing at home. This Keiko didn't fight, but she opened her mouth and scolded, you ungrateful little man, for calling you a brother for many years. You were so cruel and heartless, and his wife danced around after she died, and said slowly, "Brother Keiko didn't know that before my wife was born, she was just a gas in the universe, flying freely in the universe. Now she is dead, and she has returned to the universe, and I just sent her home."

God, this is the rhythm of God's perspective again. It's debauchery and fun. Master Zhuang is really an alien, but he is tired of staying there, playing with these ignorant humans on earth and watching you fight and kill every day? A few decades later, the big deal is to leave the earth and go home to watch a series.

No, Zhuangzi followed him after his wife died. On his deathbed, his disciples said, "Master, you taught us to play with mud, and watching snails is so hard. We will bury you, and we will raise money to build a big grave for you, beautifully decorated. "

The landlord quickly waved his hand and said, "No, heaven and earth are my coffins, and the stars are inlaid gems. Just throw me into the wilderness. "

"That doesn't work, master. Disciples can't bear wolves, tigers and leopards eating your flesh and gnawing your bones in the wilderness. " The disciples cried loudly.

"It's boring, don't you understand? If you leave it in the wild, it will be eaten by wolves, tigers and leopards, and it will also be eaten by underground snakes, insects, rats and ants. Dear, isn't it a quirk to put the food of wolves and leopards underground for snakes, insects, mice and ants to eat? " Zhuangzi said.

Zhuangzi, death is so interesting. He devoted his life to studying all kinds of interesting lifestyles. For example, one day he dreamed that he was a butterfly, and this allusion was written into a story. Later, Li Shangyin of the Tang Dynasty wrote "Zhuangzi daydreaming, a saint, bewitched by butterflies". One day, in his autobiographical novel Wandering around, he wrote, "Those who don't get up are nine Wan Li." This was copied by Li Lin, an interesting poet in Tang Dynasty. Li Bai wrote in "Li Yong", "Dapeng rises with the wind one day and soars into nine Wan Li." It's a pity that Zhuang Old Master Q is dead. I guess Li didn't give Zhuang Old Master Q the copyright fee. By the way, there is another Li Shangyin who didn't give it.

In the era of network celebrities flooding, we will never see such an interesting, lovely and dissolute Zhuangzi again. How to spend this short life in such a "small age" is worth thinking about.

Perhaps the so-called success is to live an interesting life in the way you like.

Postscript (same as postscript); Police sergeant

The above is just a serious nonsense. Specifically, Zhuang is so interesting and dissolute that you can read "Happy Travel".