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Tell me about receiving express delivery

About receiving express delivery

1. I received an express delivery text message in the morning, and I thought someone could be so romantic and send me something. When I saw that it was a Huzhou number, I immediately stopped thinking about it. Then I silently went to pick up the express with the last trace of luck. Sure enough, it was sent from home (ah, hey, I will go home on Thursday, what should I send)? I took the express back to the dormitory and opened it excitedly. It was amazing! Two big bags of melon seeds! !

2. For people like me who never shop online, I still get a little excited when I occasionally receive express delivery messages! Although my arms were sore for two days after moving to the dormitory, I was very happy! Ha ha!

3. We had another game date in the afternoon. It was extremely cold and we played a weird game. I swallowed eggs first and then gave them away. Trailing 0-3 in the final set, another invisible egg was sent to successfully reverse the situation. After receiving the express delivery, do you know what true love is? As soon as you saw me complaining about losing my hair, you immediately gave me black sesame paste to promote hair loss. Thank you.

4. Double 11 advertisements are flooding in again. Unless it is half the price, I don’t think it is necessary to squeeze in this day. Last year, it took up to 10 days to receive the express delivery. If it was only a discount of 10 Yuan, I would rather buy it in advance than get stuck in traffic.

5. I received a courier text message, but I did not shop. The courier's explanation was that he just paid the phone bill today, and all the text messages that were not sent last month were automatically sent. Finally, I know why I didn't receive a courier notification last month.

6. It’s the season when parcels are received softly. sad. Sad. thereafter. Quit using the Internet in March. Close the door and think about your mistakes.

7. The afternoon sunshine is just warm and not dazzling. I feel better after receiving the express delivery. Realize that you face many problems and difficulties in various aspects. Grit your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who was like Fengda before, was replaced by a younger brother who is about the same age as me. The replacement rate in all aspects of this industry is very fast. If you want to move up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have wasted so many years. Well, calm down and come on, boy!

8. Well, I received a call from the courier at noon. It just said, Hello, I am Brother Jie. Your courier has arrived and I have left it downstairs for you. You can come and pick it up anytime. Then after dinner, I went to pick up the courier and gave my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found that there was a courier named my sister. Well, okay, I am your sister! How long has it been since I received such a solid gift?

9. I was really shocked when I received the express message. I was the first to buy the goods during Double 11 shopping. It was so fast.

10. Watching the male colleagues in the company receive the express delivery, open it, and take out the same skin care products, telling me what they are for, which ones are easy to use, which ones have what effects, and which ones have a fruity fragrance. Better than mint. . . Forgive me for being shocked and unable to calm down for a long time. It’s so rough!

11. I am very happy when I buy something. I am very sad when I lose all my money after buying it. I am very happy when I receive the express delivery. It is very troublesome when I take it back. When I wash it, I find that some clothes cannot be machine washed! collapse! Collapse! I quickly checked the clothes that hadn’t arrived yet. Apart from shoes and pants, there was almost nothing! able! machine! wash! I'm drunk! Let me be sad and quiet while drinking the northwest wind.

12. I received some food in the express delivery today. They came from three different express delivery orders. I recommend them. They are all very delicious, especially the grape sugar and sausage. They are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly?

13. I received a call for express delivery as soon as I came back. I was wondering where I could get express delivery if I haven’t shopped online recently. When I saw the address, I laughed again. [email?protected] The questionnaire got them The shower oil was given as a gift, hahaha. I don’t even know when I participated. It seems that I really love Xinwei so much. Please continue to surprise me in the future. I can bear it

14. Sick I suddenly received a message from a courier. I came to see that it was a dessert bought for me by my brother who was studying in college outside. I was very touched.

15. It feels like every November 1st, she has never bought anything online. The empty shopping cart and the cold weather are not proportional at all. Sometimes she hates herself, hates herself for being pale and powerless, Watching other people enjoy shopping, she always tried to isolate herself from them and did not receive any surprises from express delivery, because in her opinion, the most important money at home was always spent on firewood and rice. She was heartbroken for a long time, feeling that sometimes I owe her so much, I can’t afford to pay it back in this life!

16. I already regretted the money I spent last night when I woke up today. The next step may be to receive the express delivery without mercy.

17. When I received the express message, I was happier than finding my boyfriend, because the boyfriend may not be mine, but the express delivery must be.

18. If you encounter a question that cannot be completed during the process, you must ask me in time, and don’t wait for me to chase you to ask. The reason why I leave it to you is that I believe that a company's carefully selected college students can complete such a small task as chasing a media to ask if they have received a courier. If I ask about you, please don't tell me that no one is answering the phone or that the other party cannot be found.

19. Awesome. I didn’t dare to buy lipstick for the first time because I was afraid it would break. As a result, I received the express delivery, which was wrapped with two layers of bubble pads on the outside and a cardboard box inside. The carton contained mascara and was wrapped with a layer of bubble pads. Like this, it is already a sample, and it is so exquisitely made. It is worthy of being a big brand! I picked up two of them, and I don’t think I need to buy the formal ones. I’ll just change them when they expire. Don't worry about waste. fine.

20. Impulse is the devil. . In order not to be discriminated against when receiving express delivery later. . I was also worried about having two shipping addresses. .

21. You will receive the express delivery tomorrow. . . There is a fundamental difference between a buyer's show and a seller's show.

22. Thinking about the days in the future, when I receive express delivery every day, I will get drunk.

23. As long as you receive the express delivery, you will feel satisfied! Have a great day today! From morning to night! It’s been a long time coming and finally it’s time to ignore my messy hair after a long day at work! Rhodochrosite, please bring me good luck!

24. I really want to receive the express delivery as soon as possible~ I really want to pick out wedding photos as soon as possible~

25. Good job, courier~ I will follow you every time I receive the express delivery. The courier boy said thank you. It was really hard work. We were very happy to receive the express delivery. We didn’t know how sad the courier was behind it.

26. I was at home on the weekend, and I was reluctant to receive the express delivery. Let’s not join in the excitement of Double Eleven. Buy what you need to buy in advance. Which thoughtful friend gave this Zhucheng? SF Express delivered it directly to your door. No matter who gives it, eat it first.

27. I received the express delivery early in the morning, it was so fast~Superman is so cute~

28. I don’t know if you have ever tried anything like this. I bought a sweater jacket online two days ago. I received the express delivery today. I was scared to death. There was an unopened condom! ! !

29. On this day last year, after working the night shift, I just lay on the bed and received the express delivery. I was ecstatic and ran downstairs, unable to conceal my anticipation and nervousness. From unboxing, to turning on, to every animation, it was enough to make me happy all day long. After playing with it for a day, I was full of emotions. Now, it has been a year and it has never let me down. It is more than just a mobile phone. I miss you.

30. You should be excited when you receive the express delivery tomorrow. Please leave a smile to the front-line couriers. They will pass your smile to us behind the scenes, so that we can deliver it to you more passionately. carnival! Although this is a duty, think about it. In addition to duties, there should be warmth between people.

31. It’s not easy for the courier boy. He knew that the school wouldn’t let me out, so he braved the rain at night to deliver me to the school gate from another town. I was even scolded by the gate and treated with a smile. , and later sent me a text message asking me if I had received the express delivery.

32. I received ╭(╯╰)╮ a big box of food by express delivery. Then I collected three more boxes of snacks. . I feel like I'm almost surrounded by snacks. Mmm~

33. After a day of chopping, the traffic has gone a lot, and the number on the bank card has also decreased a lot. It’s almost time to receive the express delivery. I’m so weak. The only thing missing is the goods. It’s not what I want

34. After receiving the express delivery, my daughter asked me, what did you buy? I said, I didn’t buy it, my sister bought it.

My daughter said, "Isn't it great to have a sister?" ! He sighed and said, "It's really great to have a sister!"

35. Yesterday I received a pair of leopard print underwear by express delivery. What does it mean? My girlfriend said you can wear it tomorrow. I saved my coat and jumped on the dance floor. Girlfriend, I didn’t expect you to be such a person! Now I'm home alone without Brownian motion.

36. The Double Eleven Festival is finally over. Hey, I still feel tired after spending money. I received the express delivery on the same day. It's really fast. ~

37. Fortunately, I didn’t grab it! Fortunately, I didn’t care about this year’s 11.11. I hope those who grab it don’t receive the express in about 7 days, and I also hope the express is complete!

38. If you haven’t received the express delivery after five days, come to me. T T I have sent it. I will write you the tracking number when I get home.

Excerpts from the emotional comments about receiving the express delivery from my boyfriend (50 items)

Part 1 of the emotional expressions from receiving the express delivery from my boyfriend

1. Recently, during my free time after work, I have been shopping on Taobao, placing orders, and receiving and unpacking express delivery the next day.

2. I will start to live austerely and frugally, but I will be happy when I receive the express delivery.

3. The best gift is never something, but the unexpected warmth and unexpected surprise.

4. The shopping festival is over, wait for the express delivery, and start the endless life of eating rubbish.

5. As a person who receives express delivery, my greatest joy after the shopping festival is that I can receive double-digit express delivery.

6. The scarf for the lottery was received! I opened it as soon as I received it by express delivery and loved it so much! ! It’s so beautiful. I love it so much.

7. Collecting express delivery from today is my motivation.

8. I won’t say anything else. Perhaps receiving express delivery is the happiest thing for a woman. I have to admit that I am really a prodigal woman.

9. I am so frustrated during this year’s shopping festival. I feel happy when I think about the courier calling me every day and the hard work I put in collecting the courier every day.

10. I didn’t expect to receive a gift from Marie Claire so soon, what an unexpected surprise on the weekend.

11. I finally waited until it was at the express locker early in the morning on weekends, but I didn’t want to get up to pick it up and then lamented why it wasn’t delivered to my door.

12. I received a big box of food by express delivery. Then I collected three more boxes of snacks. . I feel like I'm almost surrounded by snacks. Mmm~

13. I spent so much money, I can only make up for it by dismantling the express delivery! ! I opened 9 packages in one go the night before yesterday.

14. The express delivery this year is super fast. I have already received several express delivery. I really enjoy the process of receiving and unpacking the express delivery.

15. I received a courier text message, but I did not shop. The courier's explanation was that he just paid the phone bill today, and all the text messages that were not sent last month were automatically sent... I finally know why I didn't receive a courier notification last month.

16. This is really the fastest year to receive shopping festival express delivery. I paid the balance at half past twelve and when I woke up, the courier was at my doorstep.

17. I have 5 more items today, hahahahaha, and 3 more have not been shipped. It’s so cool to have more than 10 express delivery items.

Talking about my feelings after receiving the express delivery from my boyfriend Part 2

18. After paying the balance, I feel disappointed. They say that the shopping festival is comparable to the Spring Festival Gala. After paying the balance, I feel like I will never forget this night. It feels okay. The next wave of express delivery will be received and unpacked! ! Help me up, I'm okay!

19. I already regretted the money I spent last night when I woke up today. The next step may be to receive the express delivery without mercy.

20. I received some food in the express delivery today. They came from three different express delivery orders. I recommend them. They are all very delicious, especially the grape sugar and sausage. They are delicious, just like real grapes. Why are my hands so ugly...

21. The express delivery during this year’s shopping festival was a bit unexpected. I received three of them early in the morning.

22. Although I will start eating rubbish after paying the final payment, but when I think of the joy of receiving express delivery, I feel like I can continue shopping again.

23. Although you are poor, the joy of receiving express delivery is really great, so work hard to make money.

24. It feels so good to lie on the bed and call the courier to say that the items will be left at the door, and then receive the items you like.

25. The courier downstairs has set up a stall to load the express, and the horn for collecting the express has been blown.

26. I suddenly received a courier. It was my wife’s stickers and tapes. There were so many small ones, so cute! Like like.

27. I received a call from the courier at noon. I just said, Hello, I am Brother Jie. Your courier has arrived and I have left it downstairs for you. Come and pick it up when you want. Then after dinner, I went to pick up the courier and gave my name, but I couldn't find it. Then I found that there was a courier named "my sister". Well, okay, I am your sister! How long has it been since I received such a substantial gift...

28. I don’t know if I have received the gift. It’s such a simple thing I want to do, but I can’t think of a better way. It’s the same in life. , always full of frustration....

29. Ding dong has been checked. Thanks to the boss's love, I like to send a lot of express delivery. The most beautiful way of life is probably to buy the things you like and have a smile on your face.

30. Impulse is the devil... In order not to be lenient when receiving express delivery and be discriminated against. I was also worried about having two shipping addresses.

31. The excitement when shopping, the surprise when receiving express delivery, and the heartbeat when repaying money.

32. Feel the first wave of the shopping festival, pay the balance in the early morning, and receive the express delivery in the morning.

33. He is deaf to what is going on outside the window and only wants to receive express delivery.

34. I’m so happy to receive express delivery today. The delivery during this year’s shopping festival is too fast. It seems that the logistics has already shipped after paying a deposit.

Part 3 of my feelings after receiving express delivery from my boyfriend

35. For people like me who never shop online, I still get a little excited when I occasionally receive express delivery information. Woolen cloth! Although my arms were sore for two days after moving to the dormitory, I was very happy! Ha ha!

36. Received the express delivery early in the morning! It turned out to be a surprise! The blanket is fluffy! Like it so much!

37. The balance paid last night has now begun to receive the first express delivery. This year’s shopping festival is great.

38. An unexpected surprise over the weekend, I received a new camera. I love the white color!

39. Since I am in this warehouse, there are so many goods that I don’t know where to go.

40. The express delivery has been sent out today. I feel like the shopping festival is over. Next is the day of waiting for the express delivery.

41. Spending money is happy, buying things is happy, It’s more fun to receive express delivery.

42. Completely forget the sadness of being a bankrupt with the final payment, and start enjoying the joy of receiving express delivery.

43. Thinking about the days in the future, when I receive express delivery every day, I will get drunk.

44. The happiness of a fisherman is to receive express delivery, and he can’t wait to see the good goods he grabbed.

45. In our previous work, you have given us full understanding and strong support, for which we express our deep respect and sincere gratitude, allowing us to create a better tomorrow!

46. A boring weekend working day. Received a strange package. I opened it anxiously, and it turned out to be a late surprise. Thank you, Huang.

47. Hahahahahaha it’s so true! Three more arrived just now. I will get up and pick them up later.

48. The happiest moment every day is "receiving express delivery"! After receiving it, take a look at the ways of the world. Look at the cold and warm life!

49. I didn’t buy anything during the shopping festival. Looking at everyone’s attitude of receiving express delivery, I was sure that I was really poor.

50. It’s me who clicks on Rookie Wrap every time I open my phone.

Forty things to say about the girl’s feelings after receiving the express delivery during 618 and unable to take it out

Part 1 of the girl’s feelings about receiving the express delivery through 618 and unable to take it out

1. I named the coming week Happy Delivery Week.

2. Fortunately, I didn’t grab it! It’s a good thing that I didn’t care about this year’s shopping festival. I hope those who grab it don’t receive the express delivery in about 7 days, and I also hope that the express delivery is complete!

3. Waiting for the courier is anticipation, picking up the courier is full of expectation, unpacking the courier is relief, and the moment of receiving the courier is a surprise.

4. Yes hahaha, receiving express delivery is very happy. Once you get it, it is mine. Unlike others, once you get it, it may not be yours.

5. Receive express delivery every day. I was shocked when I received the express delivery today. I couldn’t see the courier’s face at all.

6. What girls like most is to receive express delivery. The happiest thing this month is to damage your luck.

7. I have been looking forward to the arrival of the express delivery since I paid the balance. I have been receiving the express delivery in my dreams, and there is no one else.

8. I was really exhausted during the shopping festival. I was in great pain of having no money, but I felt uncontrollably happy when I thought of receiving express delivery.

9. I really want to own all the express items in the express cabinet.

10. The Shopping Festival is more atmospheric and exciting than the Chinese New Year. I started doing homework a month ago, and a month later I am still receiving express delivery. After thinking about it, there is really no other festival that can give me this. Brings such lasting joy.

11. This shopping festival is finally over. Hey, I still feel tired after spending money. I received the express delivery on the same day, which is really fast~

12. The annual shopping festival The large-scale express delivery event project was officially launched.

13. The woman’s mood when receiving a courier, she knows what’s inside but is just curious.

14. The gift I received today, today’s happiness comes from you.

15. Received an unexpected surprise message, I hope you can really persevere this time.

16. I suddenly discovered recently that gifts can really bring a lot of happiness to people, especially meaningful and special gifts that have been thoughtfully put into. I want to know everyone’s beautiful memories, haha, that’s it. .

17. There is nothing more satisfying than receiving an express delivery before you even get out of bed.

18. Received a beautiful postcard, an unexpected surprise on the weekend!

19. Received the express delivery early in the morning! It turned out to be a surprise! The blanket is fluffy! Like it so much!

20. This is the express delivery I have received in the past few days, 19 pieces, and there will be another 10 pieces tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. I am super happy!

Part 2 of a girl’s 618 express delivery and her feeling of being unable to handle it

21. This year’s shopping festival is over, and the next step is the happy time of receiving express delivery.

22. The joy of receiving express delivery must be enjoyed slowly after the child falls asleep.

23. The logistics of this year’s shopping festival is so awesome that it’s time to give it wings! I'm going to collect the express delivery.

24. When placing an order, swiss, swish, and when waiting to receive the express delivery, you will wonder if I actually bought this! What have I done to make up for the reduced allowance? There will never be a happy shopping day again.

25. Suddenly I discovered that my dad likes to receive express delivery more than me. Every time he receives an express delivery, he always calls me or sends me a video to tell me how many he has received.

26. I received a courier text message, but I did not shop. The courier's explanation was that he just paid the phone bill today, and all the text messages that were not sent last month were automatically sent... I finally know why I didn't receive a courier notification last month.

27. I did a lot of shopping during the shopping festival. I will start eating rubbish tomorrow, but I will be happy when I receive the express delivery.

28. I successfully bought a lot of things during the shopping festival. The next week should be the time to receive various express delivery. Receiving express delivery makes me happy.

29. I finally received the little custard that I had been waiting for for a few days by express delivery. I quickly took it apart and put it on casually. I like it so much.

30. The first express delivery has been received. It is said that this year it will be shipped after paying a deposit. It will be stored at the express station and can be dispatched immediately after paying the balance.

31. Good job, courier~ Every time I receive a courier, I always say thank you to the courier. It was really hard work. We were very happy to receive the express delivery. We didn’t know how sad the courier was behind it.

32. I felt happy for a while when I received the express delivery, but then I felt disgusting. It’s really hard to be a human being, and it’s even harder to be a woman.

33. The afternoon sun is just warm and not dazzling. I feel better after receiving the express delivery. Realize that you face many problems and difficulties in various aspects. Grit your teeth and walk slowly. Master Liu, who was like Fengda before, was replaced by a younger brother who is about the same age as me. The replacement rate in all aspects of this industry is very fast. If you want to move up, you need to pay more than others. Besides, I have wasted so many years.

Well, calm down and come on, boy!

34. I didn’t expect to receive a gift from Marie Claire so soon, what an unexpected surprise on the weekend.

35. The first thing I do when I get up every day after paying the balance is to see where my express delivery is. Receiving the express delivery makes me happy.

36. I started to receive express delivery happily~I will be happy until the time of repayment!

37. One time, as a birthday gift, each of my friends blew up a balloon, wrote blessings on it, tied them together and gave them to me. It was very touching.

38. The world is so big, I want to see it, there are so many express packages, it’s fun to take them apart.

39. I fell down because I was so happy receiving the express delivery.

40. Why is it that even though others have received the goods, I have sent three out of more than 20 express packages and there is still no logistics information? It’s because I don’t stand high enough.

How do you feel about receiving a express delivery birthday gift from a friend (50 articles)

How do you feel about receiving an express delivery birthday gift from a friend (Part 1)

1. I really want to receive the express delivery as soon as possible~I really want to pick out wedding photos as soon as possible~

2. I forgot to change my address during the shopping festival, and batches of express delivery are rushing to school. Oh, I want this Stay at the school for a few days to receive express delivery.

3. Don’t care what’s inside, just care about the joy of receiving express delivery!

4. I have received one by express delivery during the Shopping Festival, and I got up and took a deep breath of the northwest wind.

5. In the past few days, I will be immersed in the joy of receiving and unpacking express delivery.

6. The feeling of receiving express delivery is indescribable. I feel a sense of accomplishment, but I find that one person cannot move so much.

7. The first thing I do when I get up every day after paying the balance is to see where my express delivery is. Receiving the express delivery makes me happy.

8. Put your unhappiness aside for now, and then experience the joy of receiving express delivery.

9. I sent two SF express packages in the morning. I hope the recipients will be happy and have a little surprise.

10. Feel the first wave of the shopping festival, pay the balance in the early morning, and receive the express delivery in the morning.

11. The gift I received today, today’s happiness comes from you.

12. Being able to receive your gifts on every holiday is a bit of comfort in ordinary life.

13. My hot pot has arrived, and other express delivery is also being delivered. I never expected that the shopping festival is the fastest time for me to receive express delivery.

14. Receiving express delivery is like unpacking a blind box, a joy that cannot be shared.

15. Recently I suddenly discovered that gifts can really bring a lot of happiness to people, especially meaningful and special gifts that have been thoughtfully put into. I want to know everyone’s beautiful memories, haha, that’s it. .

16. Starting today, it’s not just about beating workers, it’s also about queuing up couriers to eat locals.

17. Starting from the booming express delivery, every day that follows is a day of express delivery.

Talk about how you feel after receiving a birthday gift from a friend by express delivery (Part 2)

18. The shopping festival is over and the day to collect the express delivery is here.

19. I did a lot of shopping during the shopping festival. I will start eating rubbish tomorrow, but I will be happy when I receive the express delivery.

20. The pain of paying the final payment during the shopping festival is diluted by the courier who listens to everyone’s courier name.

21. The bankrupt migrant worker is waiting to receive the express delivery.

22. If you have not received the express delivery after a few days, come to me. I will send it home and write you the tracking number.

23. Waiting for the express delivery is sad and anxious, but receiving the express delivery is exciting and exciting.

24. I don’t feel happy at all when receiving express delivery. Many times I don’t even want to open the box when I receive it. I am only happy when I buy it.

25. Received an unexpected message, I hope you can really persevere this time.

26. Nowadays, sellers deliver goods very quickly. It feels so good to just wait for the express delivery.

27. The annual shopping festival express delivery large-scale activity project was officially launched.

28. When will the express delivery be as fast as during the shopping festival?

29. Receive express delivery every day. I was shocked when I received the express delivery today. I couldn’t see the courier’s face at all.

30. Life is like receiving express delivery, it is unpredictable and there will always be unexpected surprises. Take life seriously and start by constantly creating little surprises for yourself.

31. I suddenly received a courier. It was my wife’s stickers and tapes. There were so many small ones, so cute! Like like.

32. There is nothing more satisfying than receiving an express delivery before you even get out of bed.

33. The excitement when shopping, the surprise when receiving express delivery, and the heartbeat when repaying money. < /p>

35. No matter what, it is a wonderful week waiting to receive the express delivery~

36. Finally, the payment is completed, and then I am waiting to receive the express delivery, unpacking the package, and returning or exchanging goods.

37. The world is so big, I want to see it, there are so many express packages, it’s fun to take them apart.

38. I am so happy today. I received the express delivery. I really like it. Thank you, little sister.

39. The Shopping Festival has more atmosphere and excitement than the Chinese New Year. I started doing homework a month ago, and a month later I am still receiving express delivery. After thinking about it, there is really no other festival that can give me this. Brings such lasting joy.

40. The greatest happiness is being able to sign for express delivery every day.

41. I can’t control nature, and I’ll send it to you after all my money has been spent.

42. I am very annoyed... The courier boy calls after ten o'clock every night: Are you asleep? Didn't get out of bed to get the express delivery?

43. This shopping festival is finally over. Hey, I still feel tired after spending money. I received the express delivery on the same day, which is really fast~

44. I received the express delivery text message, but I didn't shop. The courier's explanation was that he just paid the phone bill today, and all the text messages that were not sent last month were automatically sent... I finally know why I didn't receive a courier notification last month.

45. I will start to live austerely and live on a shoestring, but I will be happy when I receive the express delivery.

46. He is deaf to what is going on outside the window and only wants to receive express delivery.

47. Spending money is very happy, buying things is also very happy, and receiving express delivery is even happier: spending money is fun for a while, and it is always fun to spend money.

48. In the new week, happiness starts with receiving the express delivery.

49. When I received the express message, I was happier than finding my boyfriend, because the boyfriend may not be mine, but the express delivery must be.

50. Before the shopping festival, I prepare crazily to buy and buy. After the festival, I am happy and excited, waiting to receive the express delivery every day.