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Talk about touching your girlfriend.

First, love is a bit helpless and a bit cold. I know you don't love me, and your unruly temperament doomed you to be free and easy all your life. I'm just your ornament and your facade.

Girl, remember that no one in this world is worth your tears, because the only one who is, won't make you cry.

I love you, but I dare not say it. I'm afraid I'll die immediately. I'm not afraid of death, but I'm afraid that if I really die, who will love you like me!

Fourth, let your lips wander and carve your appearance. I think we can meet at the church in 10 million seconds.

Five, a cane, I want to share the sweet taste with you; A bowl of gruel, I want to taste the warm feeling with you; A blessing, I want to walk the road of life with you. I love XXX and I want to love you forever!

If I were a dragonfly, I would look at you with a thousand pairs of eyes. If I were a centipede, I would hug you with a thousand pairs of arms; If I were God, I would send an angel to protect you. Unfortunately, I am not, but I will love you with one!

Seven, God let me give birth to me, God let me bear, God let me run, God let me meet you, I met, God let me love you, I am ready!

8. Our love germinates in the spring rain, grows in the summer, matures in the autumn wind, and bears numerous fruits in the reflection of winter snow. I love you for ten thousand years!

Nine, after a year of your information, a broken heart can't be repaired in time, and my feelings for you haven't drifted away with the wind, but my firm belief is waiting for you to bloom and meet you happily.

Ten, information is like candy, a long time, very sweet! If you eat too much candy, you will be very tired! I'm afraid you are bored, so I only give you one occasionally, because I want to leave the sweetest one to you: Baby, it's too hot, take care of yourself!

1 1. Loving someone is when you suddenly don't know what to say when you dial the phone. You just want to hear familiar voices. What you really want to dial is the string in your heart.

I like you very much, like your nose, like your eyes, and like the way you are always angry with me. I really like you!

Thirteen, love has not yet arrived, and life is carefree; The most painful things are tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but in retrospect, it was so small.

Fourteen or thirty years later, if there is still the word persistence in the world, I hope it belongs to me; Thirty years later, if there is still the word moved in the world, I hope it belongs to you.

15. Love is the greatest ~ ~ Love is priceless ~ ~ A heart that loves you will always accompany you.

Sixteen, your figure appeared in front of my eyes more and more frequently, and gradually, just like breathing, I didn't stop for a second, which made me eat badly and sleep badly.

I long for love. One person's smile is printed in their eyes, and a tear is appreciated by two people. If the fate of this life is fixed, I would like to exchange a sincerity for a sincerity.

18. When I first met you, it was fate. I like you, that's true. Falling in love with you is the beginning of happiness. With you, I just want to be together all my life. I wish you happiness.

Nineteen, your gentleness is the reason I can't forget; Your concern really touched my heart; My heart, willing to let the years witness; I only pay for you and never regret it. Dear baby, I love you forever.

Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty!

Twenty-one, you, the person I love most in my life; You, the person I miss most in my life; You, the person I have been waiting for all my life; You, the only person in my life.

22. When I come, I wake you up with sunshine. When I leave, please accompany me in the moonlight outside your window. I warm you with happiness and blessings. Remember to take them. Please believe: my love for you has always been there, never leaving, and I will always love you!

Twenty-three, adventure let me meet you. Fate makes me love you. I have something to say to you in my heart. But I'm afraid of hurting you. Think about it or tell you. Thinking of you at the moment. I hope to see you soon. I really love you.

Twenty-four, a second can remind me of you, a minute can make me care about you, a whole day can make me miss you, a lifetime is enough, let me guard you, even a short message can tell you: I really miss you!

Twenty-five, your smile is hidden in my heart, the spring breeze blows my heart for you, the moon shines on me and misses you, the past is vivid in my dreams, and I am destined to love you in this life.

Twenty-six, if falling in love with you is fate, then I choose to firmly grasp it; If falling in love with you is a program, then I choose to execute it happily; If being with you is happiness, then I choose to be happy forever. What about you, dear?

You shine into my world like sunshine, and my life is wonderful because of you! Dear you, please accompany me to the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, ok?

28, autumn night, the stars in the sky, suddenly miss, miss your face. I want to talk, but I'm far away. I just want the autumn wind to blow my love to your window instantly.

Twenty-nine, the leaves are fluttering, which can't cover the waves of missing in my heart. The autumn wind is rustling, and it is hard to hide your loneliness. I didn't know how hard it was to be apart from you until I left. I hope you know that you are the song in my heart forever!

30. It's raining. I miss you so much tonight. Where did the breeze and drizzle go? I miss you. If I see you at this time, I will hug you tightly and tell you quietly that I really miss you.

Tell me about your girlfriend's touch.

I feel lonely when I miss someone, lonely when I miss someone, happy when I miss someone, and happy when I miss someone. This is the magic of love. She can give you a different world with ups and downs and five flavors. This is the charm of love. She can make you lost, give you motivation and seek new ideals!

I am lucky to meet you, I am glad to miss you, and I am glad to be with you. I only have one wish, to be with you forever.

Third, the distance between love and happiness is actually very close. Your gentle eyes, sweet hugs and affectionate kisses are all great happiness that our love has given me. With you, happiness is simple and real. Dear, every day with you is Valentine's Day.

Fourth, the warmth of spring breeze, the coolness of summer rain, the bright autumn moon and the whiteness of winter snow are used to decorate the charm of the countryside and give it to you. Please reply "I love you" to accept this gift.

As long as I can see you often, I feel happy; As long as I snuggle up to your petite body, my heart will be safe, as if I just feel comfortable sleeping with you.

6. Touch your innate concern in the bumps of reality, fly to your inner address at the speed of light in the dark street, and weave the temperature of love with the pulse of dreams. I just want to tell you that I miss you at this moment!

Seven, I don't talk much! There is only one thing to tell you: with you, you are everything! Without you, everything is you!

Eight, myopia, in order to adapt, wear glasses! Inconvenient contact, in order to adapt, use mobile phone! Waiting to meet, to adapt, I have you! Liking you is meaningless. I will learn to adapt to you!

Nine, I miss you so much, I miss you so much, and I love your innocence, you know? For me, your smile is the most important thing!

There are as many girls as there are stars in the sky. But there is only one moon in the sky and only one you in the world.

Eleven, a person's time is free but lonely, a person's time is chic but missing, a person's time is happy but no one to share ... Only when I miss you will I feel sweet and warm, dear, I miss you, and I love you more!

I don't want to lose you. I don't know what stupid things I will do after losing you.

Thirteen, have you ever tasted the taste of missing someone? It's like drinking water from the Arctic Ocean, and then tearing my heart apart in n days. Niagara Falls is my tears.

Fourteen, miss through the clear sky in Wan Li, wandering in front of your doors and windows, you can find another crystal tear on the petals outside the window. ...

From now on, if you tell me to go east, I will never go west. You asked me to go to the south to buy vegetables, and I would never go to the north to choose radishes. I will love you, love you and spoil you. I will always think that you are the most beautiful. I won't lie to you, I must trust you.

Sixteen, accompany one day, and the cold wind will accompany you and me; In exchange for holding hands for a while, your hands are so cold; Get a gaze point, and your eyes also show indifference; Finally, the second kiss, your lips get cold. Honey, do you know what I mean? When the weather turns cold, remember to put on more clothes when shopping. Keeping warm is part of love.

I compare myself to a fir tree: a little simple, a little beautiful, a little solemn and childish. My inferiority complex is the most real in front of you. I won't lie to you, kiss you and swear to another person: I love you.

Eighteen, meet you, meet warm love, and the warm atmosphere is around you; Feel you, feel warm, and have no loneliness in my heart; Dear, I will always indulge in this warm love and learn to be sweet!

Nineteen, there is a kind of love, you can use a credit card instead of confession; There is a kind of love that can be compared with a stone without words; There is a kind of love that can be interpreted by a short message without explanation!

Twenty, I will always think of you and never forget it; Often I will worry about you in my heart, but I can't get rid of it; Often I close my heart, because my heart is full of you.

2 1. The higher you hold a woman, the more precious she feels and the easier it is to sell her. On the contrary, if you let go, she will turn around and be nervous about you. In fact, deep down.

Sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry. I love you, I really do. Please give me a chance. I won't make you angry again. Trust me, okay?

Touch your girlfriend and talk.

First, don't be so tired, don't be so tired, take a rest when you are uncomfortable, don't be afraid of expensive food when you are hungry, don't be against yourself when you are tired, go to bed on time when you eat, and miss you.

Second, the softness of the spring breeze soothes the sadness of love and leaves sweetness; The coolness of summer rain washed away the suspicion of love and left sincerity; The bright autumn moon renders the cold of love and leaves warmth; The sanctity and simple love of winter snow left a happy face. Experience the true meaning of the four seasons and love will be sweet.

Even if a thousand people pass by me, I can still recognize you easily, because others step on the ground and you step on my heart.

Before marriage, you drink coke, I drink milk, I eat radish, you eat cabbage, you like shopping, I like shopping. Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me!

I don't miss you because of loneliness, rely on you because of fatigue, love you because of beauty, and bless you because of festivals. All this is because of your existence and will never change! Happy holidays, wife. Love you forever!

Sixth, eat less salt and be jealous; Eat less meat and more vegetables; Eat less sugar and more fruit; Take less cars and walk more; Less angry and more smiling; Be less sad and sleep more, wife. I love you.

Seven, before marriage, you drink coke and I drink milk, I eat radish and you eat cabbage, you like to go to the mall, I am willing to go shopping; Drink cola and eat cabbage after marriage, and accompany you to the mall several times a day; Change for you, love me and love me!

Eight, the clouds also go with the wind, hiding at the other end of the mountain; You go, I go, and I can't help holding hands; Love also goes, and the boat swings on the water; Feed the cantaloupe, and the sweetness will enter your heart.

9. An armored soldier was sleeping by a tree when two lions suddenly jumped out. The male lion said to the female lion, honey, we have lunch again. The lioness replied, the canned food has lost its appetite again!

If you want to make progress in life, you should remember your wife's warning. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day!

No matter how far away, as long as I sincerely pray, my blessing will fly to you; No matter how difficult it is, just smile and you will receive my expectation. I just want to tell you: I miss you, come back and invite me to dinner!

Twelve, love is the snow on Mount Everest, the lamb on the grassland, and tastes with the soul.

Thirteen, love is like ice cream, eating too fast, can not enjoy the sweetness; If you eat too slowly, it will melt naturally. People who love each other should grasp the scale, hold each other's hands and love each other forever!

Wife: Thank you for every meal and every dress you cooked for me. You know, the real feelings are only those that can stand the dull time!

Fifteen, not every flower can represent love, but roses do it; Not every tree can withstand thirst, but poplar can; Not every pig can read text messages, but you did. Congratulations!

Sixteen, an old buddy lost his car. When he put the new car downstairs, he locked three locks and put a piece of paper: let you steal it! The next day, the car was not lost, and two locks and a piece of paper were added, which read: Let you ride!

Seventeen, in my eyes, you always look so carefree, always eat with relish, always sleep soundly. . . I really envy you. Sometimes I think it's good to be a pig.

Even if my life can be formatted, you will always be a touch of tenderness in my heart. If you care

19. Monkey-seeking notice: a hairy monkey has been lost. Features: dirty, covered with runny nose, with a mobile phone and reading short messages. I love monkeys. Write back to my master as soon as possible! Master misses you now.

Twenty, you are the tree where I sit and stare, because of daydreaming; You are the book that I shed tears for the first time, because I was moved; You are the burning candle that I stare at on a rainy night, because I miss you; You are the warm clothes on my way, thank you all the way!

Twenty-one, you are my love, across thousands of ice lotus in the snow. You are my lovesickness pattern after the wind, and money will not change. You are my backpack full of red beans and a link in my heart. Missing is sugar, sweet in the heart.

I am a satellite that always revolves around you, and my life will always run in your orbit, not only repelled by you, but also attracted by you! Dear, this is the eternal beautiful and unchangeable connection between us!

Twenty-three, wife, don't cry. Do you know that every minute you cry, my life will be shortened by one day? If you want me to die early, you can cry for a few days. You've been crying for dozens of minutes now, and I have to live a few months less. Honey, I left before you, but it's also true.

Twenty-four, wife, based on your good performance yesterday, I hereby present a banner and award you the title of a new and virtuous wife who has not died in 2 1 century!

25. You have dreams during the day and at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

26. You asked me how much I love you. My love is like a woman's heart, which is bottomless. You asked me how long I loved you. My love is like foot-binding, which has a long charm. You asked me how much I love you. My love is like a money detector, which can prevent counterfeiting and distinguish authenticity. Welcome everyone to know more. Is it true that I love you?

If you want to make progress in your life, you should remember your wife's warning. If you want to succeed in your career, your wife should blow the pillow talk. Your efforts are my motivation and my guarantee of happiness, wife, happy every day!

Twenty-eight, you are the tree where I sit and stare, because of daydreaming; You are the book that I shed tears for the first time, because I was moved; You are the burning candle that I stare at on a rainy night, because I miss you; You are the warm clothes on my way, thank you all the way!

29. If you dream during the day, you will dream at night. You should take care of yourself, don't catch a cold and have a runny nose; If I sneeze occasionally, it means I miss you!

Thirty, you are my harbor. When I am tired, I can snuggle in your arms and rest carefree. You are my pistachio, you will bring sweet laughter when I am bored; You are my lucky general. When I see you, all the bad luck will slip away. Baby misses you.

Thirty-one, there is only one good wife in the world, and how happy it is to have a wife. If you throw yourself into your wife's arms, you won't want a mistress. Being without a wife is the most distressing thing. I feel lonely and miserable. Where can I find food without my wife's arms?

Let your girlfriend talk.

1, if I didn't love you, how could I stay awake at night? Every thought is about you. I miss you so much.

The greatest happiness is these things: someone trusts you, someone is with you, someone loves you, and someone is waiting for you.

3. Love is an illusion. When you sleep, your sweet smile will always appear in your dreams. Open your eyes and your beautiful image comes to mind. If one day, the illusion becomes a reality, I will love you all my life!

What I can't hide is my initial enthusiasm for you. I don't need any deliberate words to explain to anyone that I am different from you.

The spring breeze is blowing slightly, and your sweet whisper is in my ear. Catkins pass by gently, and you are happy and beautiful in front of you. Our love, instant, green hills, warm spring.

6, don't need too many words as an aid, as long as the two of us hold hands and walk through this life forever.

7. Make a container, fill it with love, fold a plane, write a love story, summon up courage, tell the meaning of love, send a short message and tell the thoughts of love.

8. In the dead of night, I thought my heart was blurred in the night sky; The wind breathes, and there is a heart in the heart; Thoughts pass through the fortune and convey information that misses you; The morning dew is so clear that my heart falls on the grass. Come on, I will treat you well!

9. I like overbearing men. I hope he can put his arm around my neck and tell me that I am his.

10, I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send messages to chase you, I hope we will never blow it.

1 1. When the first ray of sunshine in the morning illuminates the earth, I breathe the fresh air and the breeze blows on my face. I am so happy that I can't help praying: I wish you a happy day!

12, falling in love with someone, the air is sweet every day, the food is delicious every day, and the mood is happy every day. You asked me how I knew, because I fell in love with you. This is all personal experience.

13. When the days turned into old photos and old photos turned into memories, we became passers-by walking back to back and stubbornly walked away in different directions step by step. There is no Athens, no Rome, and there is no turning back.

14, I miss you very much, but I really don't know what to say when I see you. I looked at you nervously and just said, how are you?

15, if this is a dream, please let me never wake up again. Almost all fairy tales begin with a beautiful encounter between a prince and a princess. While complaining about the cliche of the story, we jumped up willingly and became obsessed with it.

16, I wish you a happy day, earn money with both hands, clink glasses for three meals, have a hard relationship on all sides, celebrate in Five Blessingg, cherish the six places, have a good dream with seven colors, be respected in all directions, show your magical powers in nine continents, give orders completely, and have a good life.

17. Night is a beautiful goddess, but she was enchanted and fell in love with the sun god. However, this is an eternal mistake. Once the night comes, the day will retreat and stop forever. At night, in order to catch up with the day, she lost all her muscles and bones, and every morning dew was her tears. The sun and the moon cycle day and night. It just keeps chasing, loving, not loving, loving, not loving.

18, I never want to hurt my friends, but I am always careless. My intuition tells me that you are angry. If it's my fault, please relax and give me some forgiveness.

19, the space in my heart is full of affection; Getting along is always too short, and acacia is always too sweet; Love lights dim, like wine lingering; The ideological trend is surging and the sea is blue; I think about you all the time. How can I solve this situation? Only hug you forever!

20. Falling in love with someone is beautiful, happy and warm. No matter how cold it is outside, falling in love with you makes me warm all over. Let's warm each other and spend this winter together!

2 1, I won't allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forced you to go to the hospital, I will only answer: because you are mine!

22, the meteor across the sky, I missed my wish; The waves beat against the rocks, and I missed the blessing; The story was told once, but I missed it; There is only one life, and I'm glad I didn't miss you as a good friend!

23, count the years of love, only to find that the stupidest thing is yourself, sorry, I didn't love you well.

24. If God allows me to make three wishes, the first is to be with you in this life, the second is to be with you in the afterlife, and the third is to be with you forever. If you leave, I will love you with tears; If your heart dies, I will love you all my life; If life disappears, I will love you in reincarnation; If the world disappears, I will love you in heaven.

25. Those unimportant things, for me, are meaningful to do. The man suggested that the woman keep the movie tickets she watched together as a souvenir.

26. Although I know that acacia in the distance is bitter, I still choose acacia. Although I know that the meeting in my dream is very short, I still choose to dream; Although I know it hurts to wait for you, I still choose to wait.

27. Seeing whether you will be moved is an effective way to test whether you depend on human nature. When everything recovers in spring, will it be moved by the return of green leaves? When the summer sun is like fire, will you be moved by Ming Kun's persistence? When reeds rustle in autumn, will they be moved by tragic leaves? When it snows in the winter festival, will it be moved by the smile of plum blossom? If you are indifferent to everything, you must find your instinct to act.

I fell in love with you at first sight, but I hugged you without saying anything. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I will marry you in five days, and I will not part for 60 years!

29. Time and distance will gradually widen the gap between two people, until one day, our world no longer coincides.

30. I would like to lift the afterglow of the sunset for you to pick, and I would like to leave this moment to my pet forever. I would like to become a nameless grass, often hiding in the time when your eyes are watching, ordinary in the place where your footprints have passed.

3 1, just want to hold your hand Look at your eyes. Barefoot. Take a walk by the sea. Only you. Because of you.

32. Affectionate peony is warm in the winter sun, the national color is sweet and fragrant, the buds stretch with morning dew, the butterflies are fragrant, the heavens and the earth are whispering, and the cheeks are blushing. Miss you, is the peony song, playing in my heart.

33. Greek legend says that blessings received within three weeks before Christmas will be realized within three months of the following year. I wish you a message that cares about your friends, unlimited money and double harvest in your love career! Please send this message to three friends and your dream will come true!

34. I have eyes, but I can't see you at any time; I have hands, but I can't hold you tightly at any time; But I have a heart that can think of you and bless you at any time!

35. There is a feeling that when you are always insomnia, you admit that it is acacia; There is a fate that I always believe is eternal after waking up from my dream; There is a feeling that I always feel lost after leaving; Baby, I miss you.

36. Please don't use a ruler to measure. Use a measure. My sincere friendship, please feel it with your heart. In the future, wherever you go, please take my blessing. I hope you can have a sunny mood every day!

37. The fish said to the water: You can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water said: I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

38. It is sad to meet the right person at the wrong time; Meeting the wrong person at the right time is a sigh; Meeting the right person at the right time is a lifelong happiness.

39. Be brave and don't change for anyone. If they don't accept the worst you, they don't deserve the best you.

40. I don't allow you to wash with cold water, because women are feminine and cold water will increase Yin Qi, so be sure to use warm water!

4 1, I love you. I love your heart, and I want you to know. I love you, higher than the mountain and deeper than the sea. I like your prescription, which is valid for life. I just want you to know that I love you forever!

42. I love winter nights, which are long and quiet; The night is long and the dream is far away. I can accompany you to swim in a foreign country.

43. I want to pull your ear, scratch your cheek, and then pat your ass; I want to hold your hand, shake your feet, and then knock your head; Come and say hello in the morning: still sleeping! My lovely lazy cat, get up!

Whenever you need me, I will come at once and try my best to do something for you.

45. As long as I am with you, I will walk with you, no matter the end of the world or the ends of the earth.

46. It is not as strong as the sun, as majestic as the sea, and as lingering as a stream. There is only one heart that loves you, never stops, and has no regrets about you. Honey, I miss you!

47. You are my first and last lover. The boy said to his first love innocently and romantically.

48. After you leave, I will wait for you at the origin! I'm afraid that when you lose your way, you can't find your way back to my heart!

49. It is said that meteors are responsive, and I am willing to wait under the starry sky until a star is touched by me and falls on your sleeping pillow with my thoughts and blessings. I really want to hide you in my chest pocket and melt you warmly so that you can't live without it anymore. From then on, I won't let others think that I am the only one who can fall in love.

Anyway, as long as I love you and live safely, I want nothing more. My lover is married, and the groom is not me, the man said with tears and wished the bride well.