QQ love funny talk: I wish to win the heart of one person, so as to avoid old blind dates.

1． The tears you shed after getting married are the water in your head when you are in love.

2. I will always like you until I get a perfect score in my math test.

3. Now I just want to work hard to earn a lot of money, so that I can find someone who will fall in love with me because of my money, not because of my beauty, kindness, and cuteness.

4. After we broke up, I always felt that you were developing in a gay direction.

5. When getting off the bus, the tour guide said: Please take your valuables with you. He took my hand and said: Let’s go, valuables.

6. Before getting married, the man said that he would go to hell for her. After getting married, he discovered that he had really gone to hell.

7. Auntie, lend me your daughter for one year, and I will return you one big girl and one small girl next year. QQ love funny talk collection.

8. I dreamed that my boyfriend was dead, so I cried sadly. When I woke up and found that I didn’t have a boyfriend at all, I cried even more sadly.

9． I have been dating my girlfriend for four months, and her dad is not very happy with me. I found out the day before yesterday that my girlfriend was pregnant, so I thought I would take this opportunity to get his dad to agree to it. Terrified, she approached her father-in-law and said, "Uncle, look, your daughter is pregnant too. How about we get married?" The father-in-law-to-be gave me a ghostly look and said: Oh, retribution, even what he said is exactly the same as what I said back then!

10． Men who change women more frequently than sanitary napkins will have your period sooner or later.

11. What is meant by "showing affection and dying quickly" is that the girl lies on the boy's shoulder to sleep every day. In the end, the boy gets frozen shoulder and the girl gets cervical spondylosis and succumbs to treatment.

12． I wish to win the heart of one person, so as to avoid old blind dates.

13. Come out for a moment. I have something I want to talk to you about. What to talk about? in love.

14. I don’t have high requirements for my boyfriend, but if we get together, others will say shit! This guy is so blind that he has fallen in love with her, that's enough.

15. I have always wanted to find a manly partner, but after looking around, I found that I am the most manly.

16. I can't like you, why should I refuse? You have lofty ambitions, but I am not good enough for you. Why should I have lofty ambitions? You toad wants to eat swan meat

17. I will always love you until the finale of Xinwen Network.

18. I had a relationship with someone before, and because I loved playing games, I often ignored him. He broke up with me despite many unsuccessful attempts to negotiate with me. I always regret it every time I think about it, so I would like to advise everyone, Don't find a partner easily, it will really affect your mood while playing the game.

19. I don’t believe in love at first sight, so I tried my best to see you for a second time.

20. Some couples are destined to stay together for a lifetime, I can see it, because they give people the feeling that no one will like them except each other, really!

21. I counted my fingers and found that you are missing me in your life.

22. Are you afraid of strangers? If you’re not afraid, then help me give birth to one

23. When I was seven years old, I caught a cicada. I thought I caught the whole summer. When I was seventeen years old, I kissed her face; I thought I could be with her forever; last night, I met her again, and she said 800 a night.

24. One day, you will meet a good girl. She doesn’t want your house, your car, your diamonds, let alone your money, and she doesn’t want you.

25. Do you know why men are taller than women? Because God knows that a man must bow to his wife.

26. Why do some people say women are always right? According to Darwin's explanation of evolution: one kind of people thinks that girls are always right, and the other kind of people don't think so.

Later, no one married the second type of person, so they became extinct!

27. There was once a girl who was willing to jump off a building for me. When she knew I liked her, she said to me upstairs: Don't come over here! If you get close to me, jump down from here!

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1. Our love has finally turned into a memory, and the love we had until death can no longer be forgotten.

2. My requirements are not high. I only hope that the people I care about also care about me.

3. Some people have nothing to do with me even if they die. I can’t let go of some people even if they kill me

4. Do you know that my long hair is just for you?

5. I wish to win the heart of one person to avoid old blind dates

6. Don’t compare humans with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal

7. The pain after the entanglement. Looking back suddenly, everything was so unbearable.

8. Some people need to love slowly, and some things will happen slowly.

9. It turns out that love is about deceiving and hurting each other. Haha, I understand. . .

10. A lonely person will always carefully remember everyone who has appeared in his life, so I always think of you endlessly and count my numbers over and over every night when the stars fall. lonely.

11. Gold will always shine, not to mention that I am a diamond

12. Some love cannot be persisted. Even if you are reluctant to give up, you can only give up gracefully.

13. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock!

14. The ancients’ typos were called Tongjia characters, and our typos are called typos. Damn it

15. Grades are like a slide. It’s hard to climb up, but it only takes a moment to slide down.

16. If time is just the makeup of reincarnated lovers, maybe I won’t be heartbroken forever.

17. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I am invisible and you are online, and when you are online, I am invisible.

18. Lies are not used to deceive the other party, but to deceive yourself.

19. Some words, whether said or not, are harmful. Some people will leave whether they stay or not.

20. Many times women are not stupid, they are just too lazy to be smart.

21. I once thought you were the kite I flew. As long as the string is in my hand, you will never leave me. Far away, but you followed the birds to a far away place without any worries. You flew so far away that I couldn’t see you again.

22. There is no limit to learning, but you will be able to return to the shore!

23. If I had known it was so difficult to find a partner, I would have decided to kiss her.

24. It is said that you must kiss the test paper before handing it out. This is called a stable pass.

25. No matter how deep the memory is, it cannot compete with a lifetime. Time is no match for the regret of missing it

26. Sometimes, the person who is most suitable for you is the person you least expected.

27. The beauty of a man is not in his face, but in his wisdom and calmness accumulated over the years.

28. I am not your mother. Don’t talk to me with your unweaned voice.

29. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow, it’s all dark!

Thirty. If we all go our separate ways in the future, we must always remember the first dream.

Thirty-one. Always happy in front of others, but even more lonely behind others. People who love each other are so numb that they would like to be alone. Share your feelings. Quotes

1. Happiness is to find a warm place. people live a lifetime.

You must cherish, protect and feel sorry for your lover before you lose him

2. There is always a scene in life called meeting, there is always a plot in life called falling in love, life is like a play, you He is the protagonist in my play. You're the one I'm looking for.

3. You look like me in every period of time. My affection is piled under every moonlight. Every inch of lovesickness is filled with chrysanthemum tears. Let me be the tears of happiness in the corners of your eyes. , I can't bear to cry or be sad, I just want to stay with you for the rest of my life, enjoying a little love.

4. There are so many stories in the fleeting years, missing the flower season, missing the rainy season, missing the entire past. There is always that person in everyone's heart who makes your smile the brightest and makes you hurt the most. We have experienced some pain and scars before we know how to love someone, but we no longer have the unforgettable emotion we had back then.

5. Don’t just be obsessed with love, character is more important than this. Love is temporary, character is eternal. When love slowly fades, the relationship between two people is maintained by kindness. Take a good look at how he treats the people around him, maybe that will be your future life state.

6. Turn your warm concern into a cold heart; don’t put down and ignore what you have been giving. When making friends, you must be sincere; when you know something, you must be grateful. Only those who are affectionate and righteous can be considered friends; only those who never leave can be considered lovers.

7. Only by treating fate well can it last forever; only by cherishing feelings can you deserve them. The one who always thinks about you is the one who has you in his heart; the one who is always with you is the one who loves you the most. The one who is sometimes cold and hot to you may be just loneliness; the one who is sometimes far away from you may be just need. Worry that cannot be disguised is sincerity; longing that cannot be concealed is emotion.

8. However, he always thought that they were the same. He was alone in this world, while she was in another world. One day she will come back, or one day he can't wait to look for her.

9. Appearance determines whether we can be together, personality determines whether we are suitable to be together, materiality determines whether we can be together stably, and trust determines Can we stay together for a long time?

10. Love what you love quietly, and quietly transform the boundary of love into an arc. Some pain cannot be healed, and some have no choice but to give up. I commit a romantic crime for you. The rain wets the wings of the butterfly, but my heart wants to fly across the world.

11. Love is a chemical reaction of the soul. There is an affinity between two people who truly love each other, which is constantly decomposing, combining, and renewing. The greater the affinity, the more intense and lasting the reaction, the more passionate and solid the love.

12. How warm it is to hold hands for a lifetime. We have gone through ups and downs together, faced all the troubles together, from beauty to white hair, from youth to faltering, slowly watching each other silently. As we get older, what is more precious than the love that is engraved with the warmth and warmth of the years? There is love in life, it is warm even without words, joyful even when plain, simple and beautiful at the same time.

13. What I am not afraid of the most in love is distance. As long as we truly love, we will eventually be able to be together. Yes, what does distance mean in such a deep love? Nothing. If you break up easily because of a long-distance relationship, don't blame the distance. You should be glad that you left someone who doesn't really love you, because in front of love, distance really means nothing.

14. Maybe God deliberately allows us to meet a few people who are not destined to be destined before meeting the right person in life, so that we can learn to cherish this belated gift. As all impulse, passion, and romance disappear, your care and concern for that person remains undiminished. That is love.

15. Love is a kind of understanding. A couple who cannot understand each other is just a biological combination of a man and a woman. A couple who can understand each other is a loving couple. For lovers, a look or an expression is a language with rich connotations, a code of the soul that neither of them can misinterpret.

16. During the days we were together, every time we called, every time we met, every time we missed each other, there was a special feeling, a uniqueness, a country-powerful feeling, a feeling that was unparalleled except for Wushan. Flowing clouds are a kind of beauty that you can’t find. It seems that it has not been vigorous or earth-shattering, but how can it not be a gorgeous adventure if it is simple?

17. Once the water flows deep, it will make no sound. Once a person's feelings are deep, they will seem weak. Some people are good to you because you are good to them, and some people are good to you because they understand how good you are. The best love has no beginning or end, it just wants to be together, that's all. What do you think love is? Comfortable and not awkward silence. Similar people are suitable for having fun together, and complementary people are suitable for growing old together.

18. In the ancient times, love was the fate written on the red leaves, the prayers in the belly of the fish, drifting with the tide, relaying in confusion, looking for the eternal lover; in today's era, love Traveling through thousands of mountains and rivers in the radio waves, expressing your feelings directly in your thoughts can be conveyed to your beloved in an instant. I want to write my love in text messages, let it fly in the airwaves, deliver it to your heart, and keep you beautiful forever.

19. Love is not a game because we can’t afford it. Love means giving sincerely and treating each other sincerely. Don't say love easily, the debt you owe is the promise you made. Love cannot be found when it is lacking, nor can it be replaced when it is tired. To love someone, you don’t have to own them; but once you own someone, you must love them well.

20. People who are immersed in love tend to be lost in each other's advantages, often ignoring the difficulties around them, and only see green hills and tenderness in their eyes; it is often easy to fall in love with people who live together. They are buried in each other's shortcomings, often exaggerating the difficulties of life, and their eyes are filled with green grass and thorns everywhere. Talk about a love that will last forever without separation

1. Save all the romance and give it all to you when I meet you.

2. From the moment you entered my heart, I had no intention of letting you out again.

3. You are my sun. After all, only with you can I see the sun.

4. You make everything sweet in my heart.

5. Whether it’s because of lust or whether it’s love at first sight, I just like you anyway, and I like you for no reason.

6. I wish to win the heart of one person and stay together forever.

7. Love is something that is easy to fall in love with at first sight, but what is difficult is to be with you for a long time. The world is so big, I am so lucky to meet you.

8. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile for what you once had.

9. The first time I saw the universe was when I met your eyes.

10. I will only hold your hand in this life, because having you in this life is enough.

11. Live in one place for the rest of your life and sleep next to the same person for the rest of your life.

12. My head is a small planet, and only you drive the moon train to cruise around every day.

13. You are the only heroic dream in my tired life.

14. In your life, you will often meet someone who breaks your principles, changes your habits, and becomes your exception.

15. Love is the umbrella that quietly appears above your head when it is windy and rainy; love is the unyielding spirit that silently accompanies you when you are confused.