A short sentence about roommates

1. You learn to be lazy in bed with your roommates, but I don't know that people are waiting to graduate and become executives in their parents' company; You learn from your friends' affectation, but they don't have to worry about themselves except their feelings; You learn to brush the streets with your best friend, but I don't know that people have a boyfriend who desperately makes money for her to spend. When you need to bury your head in farming, you mistakenly enter someone else's orchard and think that you have harvested the whole autumn. This is the biggest death. (turn)

2. Our roommate has a broken bike, but he regards it as a treasure. Afraid of being stolen, I locked three locks. One day he ran into the dormitory with a sad face and said to us, "my bike was stolen." At that time, a roommate said, "I don't want anyone to steal it if you give it to me." At this time, a roommate studying psychology said: a bicycle with three locks can easily arouse the professional psychology of thieves. Such a challenging car, no matter how broken, will be stolen.

3. It was cloudy but it didn't rain. I went to class with my roommate, who held an umbrella. I asked, there is neither sun nor rain here. What do you cover with an umbrella? The roommate replied thoughtfully. . . Cover up the ugliness. .

4. If you get up in the morning, sneak a peek at your roommate's bed. As long as one of you is still under the covers, close your eyes and go back to sleep ...

5. We are not lovers, but we are like lovers. He doesn't drink or smoke. Last night, he went to KTV with his roommate to confess to me, but I thought it was a joke. It was his first time to drink.

6. Today was the first time I met him in Liaocheng. Even so, I am still very happy. People who hide under the covers in this weather are the happiest. My roommate is telling his girlfriend in Jiangxi that I will take you to see the snow! Couples in winter always warm people's hearts, although I still have a lot of homework to finish. We agreed to watch the first snow with you, but we can't do it this year. Although we are not together, it is a comfort to think about the same snow under the same sky.

7. If the mobile phone is not with me for half an hour, it will make me feel insecure and tired. Will my roommate not play like this?

8. One movie a day, and one song in a single cycle (when I hear my roommate annoying me). This kind of college life is really good, but the good times are always so short.

9. I said in the dormitory that I was descended from the sun. Do you want to see it? That's what I said last time: Song Joong Ki is super handsome, and my roommate said that it's the fire brigade. I, Zhong Ji, am a soldier brother who went to war under the knife and mountain.

1. When all your roommates go to bed, don't stay down alone, or you will be treated like a dog … what a painful realization!

11. I also said that I would ask lol to buy a game blanket to play next semester, and I would like to raise a pot of Kobanawa roommates to go out and play collectively, and set up a small hot pot for myself. I will take time to watch all my favorite movies, so I will regret watching what I have seen again, and I want to go to many places to take many photos. As a result, I think of it, I really have to give up all these.

12. I met many historical stories. For example, at one o'clock in the middle of the night last night, a roommate actually received a courier call, and I was drunk when the courier was scheduled for communication in the middle of the night. The same roommate complained: My mother wouldn't let me get a tan or anything. She didn't want her to go to Thailand before, but she didn't want her to get a tan. What a trendy mom!

13. I hope it won't rain, so I can keep running instead of playing table tennis with my roommate all night.

14. I skipped class at the university and went out to meet someone at the station. About ten minutes after class, I sent a text message to my roommate in fear, "Did the teacher call the roll?" My roommate replied, "No roll call." I'm glad. Then another short message from my roommate arrived, "but the teacher asked you to do the problem on the blackboard."

15. My roommates all went out to travel on National Day, leaving me alone in the dormitory to count money.

16. It's windy and cold outside. There's no usual cat barking. There's no class at night and my roommate is noisy. I miss you very much.

just now, my roommate sang happy birthday to me, and my tears rolled around. At this time and this day, wish me a happy birthday. I have turned into a 2-year-old Capricorn. Gratitude.

18、FUCK！ I'm in a super bad mood! ! The gate and my own house are locked, but the one who lives together has been stolen. Is this my fault? I stole you and robbed you, and I have to apologize to you? Instead of looking for a thief when I lost something, I asked for a good attitude and said that if I had a good attitude, I wouldn't be asked to take any responsibility! Please be logical, okay? I locked the gate. It was a thief or a thief who stole from you! Shit, are you sick! Everyone who touches the principle will be shut down in the dark room! I really knelt down. My roommate borrowed his mobile phone from me when it broke down. I kindly lent it to him. Yesterday, I found out that he had actually removed a large piece of paint from my receiver, and he also said that he had buckled it! Damn it, how can there be such a person? Kindly lend him his mobile phone and ruin it for me. Damn it, I'm in a super bad mood now! ! !

19. I forgot my key when I went out for dinner, and my roommate went on a date. Helpless, I can only call Lao Yang for help. Lao Yang's first sentence is, no wonder you are so alone that you don't know how to take care of yourself. Hiding in Lao Yang's shop, he smokes and I play computer. I really want to set off fireworks.

2. Roll call in class! My roommate hurriedly called his roommate and said: Come to the teacher to call the roll ... My roommate calmly said: Turn on the speakerphone ... < P > 21. This story is like this: I bought milk tea last night, and I was so tickled that I was going to sleep after drinking it for a while. I found that I wanted to go to the toilet, but I watched the video of Lan Keer again yesterday. I always felt a ghost. I was afraid to fall asleep after going to the toilet and found that I was insomnia because of milk tea. Suddenly I heard it. ! I fell out of bed with goose bumps, and I immediately realized that she was talking in her sleep. Then I couldn't sleep and watched a lot of live videos of Hi's before. Here, Aite confessed Hi.

22. Destroy: She said to her roommate: Nima. That big adventure last night was a fucking loss!

23. Maybe I am old, so I miss it-I went to bed at noon yesterday and dreamed of having a party with teachers and classmates in high school. Last night, I dreamed of playing with my roommates in college. When I woke up, I felt full of memories.

24. My roommates said it was strange why I didn't find a boyfriend. In fact, I wanted to find an excellent boy. However, I am not excellent now, so I should try my best to make myself have enough capital.

25. It rained outside all night, and my roommate was already fast asleep, sitting on the bed. When I turned my head a little, I could see the rain outside the window, and there was the Third Ring Expressway in the distance. Big trucks flashed by the small window, and the lights flashed. At this moment, I suddenly wanted to go home. ?