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Talk about the double eleven circle of friends

1, society, my sister X, please buy a shopping cart quickly.

She said to buy another pickpocket, such as avalokitesvara.

3. It's another day for Ma Yun to thank China's prodigal son.

I always thought that I would delete all the shopping carts when I emptied them, but I found that I bought them all.

5, chop off your hands and feet, and congratulate my wife on becoming a glorious girl who eats soil.

6. Wife's famous saying: If you don't have money, you can earn it again. If things are off the shelf, they will be gone.

7. Your wife emptied the shopping cart and my wife emptied the container.

8. In addition to my wife's shopping cart, I also have my Alipay.

9. The Double Eleven is coming, and it doesn't matter if my wife picks her hand. I still have to keep moving bricks.

10, it may be difficult to give up a person, but it is even harder to get a wife to give up a shopping cart.