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My wife eats chocolate biscuits. Tell me about it.

1, as long as you are lucky twice, once you meet, once you go to the end.

If you feel unhappy, you can bully me as much as you like. I like you very much anyway.

I need you as much as I need dinner, and I like you as a snack.

I write down your name stroke by stroke, just like describing your appearance in detail.

I see your loneliness and loneliness in your eyes.

6. I hope you are the first person to leave and live a happy life with all the blame, instead of crying in the middle of the night, tossing and turning, and being a painful good person.

7. Everyone will meet the love of his life one day. Before that, no matter who he met, what happened and what he experienced, he was just waiting.

8. I just hope that one day, no matter three years, five years or ten years later, we will meet and know each other. You call me miss you, and at that moment, I will burst into tears.

9. I hope I don't have to be brave or lie for the rest of my life. People who love you can understand you. Come on!

10, I finally understand a truth: the right person is not the one you desperately want to catch up with, but the one who helps you when you are tired.

Talk about snacks and talk about the qq space snack list.

Talk about snacks

1, all the people who bought me snacks at Christmas were good people.

2, I eat my snacks, I grow my meat, it's none of your business, are you jealous or envious.

I won't delay. As soon as I get the courier, I will open it. As soon as the alarm clock rings, I will press it. As soon as the snacks are opened, I will eat them. I laugh as soon as you appear.

4. Eat only a little for dinner, because there are snacks!

My hometown, the son of my dad's good friend, bought some snacks for me to take away tonight. I'm a little embarrassed. I feel like a child being taken care of. Every time I go to Chongqing, I want to take me around. Before I leave, I will buy something to eat on the way. The point is, their brother and sister are younger than me, and watching their hospitality makes me feel a little ashamed. I will go to school again tomorrow, the last six months!

6. The girl said: I have a bad personality. Can't do housework. Don't want to work, love playing mahjong. Love to eat snacks, lose your temper and spend money indiscriminately. Still willful. Can you accept it? The northeast man held back for a long time and asked: you, you say you can't carry it. At this time, the northeast girl added: You just say you don't fight back! There is no flaw in such chatter!

7. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

8. Every time I lose weight and can't help eating snacks, I always comfort myself: there is still a long time to lose weight.

9. Why didn't anyone light a candle for me? No one moved me to the surprise of crying. No one sent me many snacks. No one stayed up all night with me because of ugliness.

I don't want too many clothes, too many snacks and too many friends, but I just want you.

1 1. Some people say that smoking is thinking, so I am thinking when I eat snacks, so please don't disturb my thinking.

12, Children's Day, primary school students feel nothing, no holidays. Junior and senior high school students ask for snacks and blessings. This is not knowing how to cherish.

13, "What did you do to move you when Lan Yan was sick?" "When I am sick, I sit next to me and eat snacks very thoughtfully!"

14, June 1 day Who will buy me Wangzai milk, refreshing, lollipops, marshmallows, chocolates and a big snack?

15, Shiraishi Shiro, Hao, Pepsi Long Nose, Wang Qu, Duo Duo De Fu, Unification Master Kong Huiyuan Wahaha, Xu Fuji, Daoxiang Garden Magician, Little Raccoon, delicious Danone Prince cookies, and Kebik. Good customers look forward to it.

16, my weighing scale said that I have gained weight again. It must be broken (I said I hit weighing scale while eating chocolate). I swear that if I eat chocolate chips and spicy strips in the middle of the night the day after tomorrow, you will take all my snacks!

17, the principle of eating goods is that I like whoever buys me snacks every day.

18, a person will feel lonely when eating, but not when eating snacks.

19, it's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed, wifi that won't break the internet, and endless snacks. If all else fails, can I have one?

20. I'm so bored. I want to swear, hit people, scream, cry, rest, snack, sleep, barbecue and milk tea. ...

2 1, I want to see how many students like snacks.

22. Who will buy me the snacks I want on Children's Day, a row of Wahaha, a row of refreshing, a row of Wangzai milk and a big bag of Wangzai QQ candy?

23. When I am unhappy, only snacks comfort my heart. When you are not energetic, there are supplements to support you.

24. [Does anyone want to look at Spongebob with a lot of snacks, beside the man who loves you the most, do you want such happiness?

Today, I brought some fruits from home to the office to eat with my colleagues. The refrigerator at home is almost full, and then they will also bring fruit snacks. Fruit and snacks exchange, melon seeds, tea and chatting will last for one day until work. It's very hot, and I don't have any ideas. Let's wait until the weather cools down.

On qq space snack list

1, delicious snacks for you: oranges and pears are indispensable, chocolate cake is delicious, coke Sprite is wonderful, potato chips and chicken wings are in your arms. All kinds of delicious food into your mouth, keep you busy. Now my world is finally free!

Have you ever met this situation: whenever you sit in the living room and watch TV with snacks, your mother says not to eat this junk food.

Don't stay in bed often in winter morning, remember to have breakfast, drink some hot milk and eat some hot food, otherwise you will be hungry and cold, eat less bread and snacks, and it will be very cold in the morning and evening.

4. The more spicy you can eat, the more spicy you can eat. Huang has always eaten spicy food. Duck, duck, duck, fish, tail fish, spicy strips, pepper, rice, pepper, chopped pepper, pickled pepper ~ choose the hottest one every time, it seems that the more you eat, the more addictive you become. I will give up this life, give up snacks and spicy food for a month, don't eat chocolate, don't eat other spicy things, eat less cakes and bread, eat more fruits, and don't drink coffee. Ok, that's it.

5, Children's Day gift express mail! Who gives me snacks on Children's Day and who is the big shot!

6. No one told me not to touch cold water during the holiday, no one posted a warm baby for me, no one advised me not to eat spicy snacks, never!

7. My three-year-old daughter was sitting on the sofa eating snacks, and my greedy father came forward to give me some! The daughter looked up at her father lightly and said without thinking, call her sister. ....

8. Opening a bag of snacks in the classroom is like feeding pigeons in People's Square. Carrying a bag of tissues at school is like handing out leaflets in the city square.

9. Send me clothes, buy me snacks, treat me to delicious food and give me money. I was completely raised as a daughter, so I said that my eldest sister looks like my mother.

10, snacks with high straps ~ happiness ~ you can review and eat haha ~ there are not many such opportunities in the future.

1 1, my brother is not carrying a bag, but a snack for my sister.

12. Every night, my snacks will jump into my mouth hand in hand and commit suicide.

13, the things that make me particularly happy are: missing numbers in weighing scale, delicious snacks, and seeing you every day.

14, the class teacher miraculously handed out snacks and didn't attend class. The teacher said that this was the first and last time that our sports meeting won the prize, so I bought you some prizes.

15. I will give you all my snacks. Let's make up.

16, the struggle to lose weight is not losing to yourself, but often losing to snacks. ˇ︵ˇ

17. Every time I give them snacks, the first thing I do is queue up. So every time they pester me, as long as I go out, I will bring more money and buy more food. Every time after school, we almost have to catch up with these students who don't want to go home because of the rugged mountain road and long journey. On one occasion, Kampot didn't want to go back and looked helplessly at the students who were playing.

18, * I watched Spongebob with snacks at home all day. ╯ ■□

19, eating snacks and running crayfish with a lot of big guys ~ hahahaha! Crayfish, I'm here again!

In order to let my mother buy snacks when I was a child, I studied how to catch a cold and have a fever quickly.

2 1, in fact, I especially like snacks, but I don't touch them now; In fact, I hate vegetables, but now I eat a lot every day; In fact, I am not used to preparing an umbrella in advance, but I won't let the rain hit me again now; In fact, I am particularly tired of words, but I can still remember them well now; Actually, I don't like sports very much, but now I'm going to start running, skipping and badminton. Before, I only knew what I liked, but now I know what I need.

Today is his birthday. I bought a big bag of snacks.

If you give me some snacks when I am angry, I will forgive you.

24. Breaking up is actually a relief. Return to a person's life and make life easier. When a person eats, sleeps and plays games, the money saved is no longer to buy snacks and clothes, but to travel where he wants to go and enrich himself. Only sudden loneliness, but loneliness is not a kind of beauty!

25. The head teacher went back to his hometown and brought snacks to his classmates. He lost his temper and was very angry. When we are old, it is always because we are sick. His name is Sha Yukun, and we all love him.

Talk about wanting to eat snacks

Talk about wanting to eat snacks

I'm super bored tonight. I don't want to run, eat snacks or watch TV.

Second, I want to write, I want to draw and I want to eat snacks. I want to do anything that is not revision. My heart is about to collapse. Writing, translation, interpretation, law, cross-cultural tourism literature, please be kind to me!

Third, I didn't sleep last night 10. I looked at the snacks on the coffee table and wanted to eat them. Later, when I brushed my mobile phone, Weibo held back. When I was waiting for the bus this morning, there was a breakfast shop opposite the station. There were fried dough sticks, and I reached into my bag to find money, but I held back. Give yourself a compliment.

Fourth, I am crazy at night and want to eat snacks. Think about my weight. I don't know.

Five, health for a long time, suddenly want to eat snacks.

Six, morbidly want to eat all kinds of snacks, sweets and high-calorie foods at night.

Seven, I have two wishes, I can eat whatever snacks I want and go to see the scenery of Kamakura seaside with you.

Eight, want to eat snacks, open it and find a cat and mouse.

I got off work early tonight, but I didn't buy the snacks I wanted, so I honestly went home to cook. Then I cooked a wonton jiaozi vegetable soup with a little salty rice left to satisfy my happiness! Looking forward to braised pork ing! I hope I don't screw it up!

Ten, rainy days always want to eat dessert or snacks, sweet cakes, chocolate, crunchy peanut candy.

Eleven, I really want to buy fruit in the dormitory in the future, or I really want to eat snacks and get fat as soon as I get to the dormitory.

Me: Mom, I can't stop talking. I always want to eat some snacks.

Thirteen, on such a cold day, I don't even want to get up, and I especially want to eat snacks.

I am very hungry now. I want to eat turkey noodles in a pile of snacks, but it's so late. I'm afraid my throat will rot tomorrow Please bear it.

Fifteen, I found that I don't want to eat snacks after eating! But I haven't had any leucorrhea lately, not at all.

Sixteen, I suddenly wanted to eat snacks, and these thin ones were quickly eaten back by me.

Seventeen, I must have not eaten enough recently, and I always want to eat snacks. I want to eat fried hot spicy dip and skewers.

18. I don't like cold weather. I used to eat or eat snacks. It's cold, and I want to eat snacks after eating.

19. Some methods mentioned in the book Li Lai are still very constructive. There is a Chinese version, but I think the translation is too poor, which affects reading. This English version is not difficult to write and easy to read. In fact, I saw someone recommend me during pregnancy, but I just wanted to eat snacks and play drama, and I didn't want to learn any parenting knowledge at all.

Twenty, quarreled with my boyfriend. You told me to stop, and you always comforted me. We quarreled again. You took me to play, accompanied me to eat my favorite food, walked behind my back, and said that I was thinner than college. Actually, I can't remember what I wanted to eat when I went to your house. People who never cook, get up early to buy food and cook, your friend.

It's getting colder and colder. I don't want to say anything else, just want to eat some Korean snacks.

Twenty-two, my mother said that she would eat fruit next time she wanted to eat snacks, and then she wanted to eat snacks after eating so much fruit. I can't look directly at my weight, so I will give myself half a month to lose weight and start. ...

Twenty-three, I want to eat snacks at night, and I usually have nothing to eat when I go to the supermarket. The whole dormitory is hungry tonight.

24. Is it sick to always want to eat snacks? I don't know why I want to send a cup.

Twenty-five, in the first snow, Xi An thought that the sleet would be so long and so big. I don't know if I am menstruating, and I really want to eat snacks. She can't eat without brushing her teeth at night.

Twenty-six, when happiness is small, you can eat whatever snacks you want, and one day you will be in a good mood and feel so happy. I am not a picky eater, but sometimes I suddenly want to eat. Once I was particularly impressed, I suddenly wanted to eat a kind of sugar, so I told my mother that I was uncomfortable and pretended to be sick.

Twenty-seven, I had a rest today, but I still went to work. I didn't even take a photo of having lunch at the company. I didn't eat well today or ate too much at night. Why do I always want to eat snacks at night?

Twenty-eight, why are you so tired? Nothing in this world makes you fidget more than having no snacks at hand when you want to eat them.

Twenty-nine, friends, is there anyone around you who can leave the snack bag open on the table (such as Wei Long) until you want to eat it? I know.

I wanted to eat snacks to fill my stomach, but I didn't expect to eat appetizers.

Thirty-one, I want to eat snacks as soon as I sleep every night ... I'm trying to control myself ... It's snowing in Xi 'an. I just want to lie in bed and don't want to go to class ... If I'm not afraid of starvation, I really don't want to get out of bed ... It's cold, and I need courage to do everything, including going to the toilet ... I hope I can gain 20 pounds when I wake up ... Thank God.

I want to eat snacks and cakes when I am bored. Oh, oh, oh, it's cold outside. I don't want to move.

33. I want to eat snacks, hot pot, barbecue, roasted wings, pizza, mala Tang and beef noodles. I can bear pain. Anyway, it used to be common for me to turn over with a stomachache, but I couldn't eat anything. It's just really uncomfortable to swallow.

When I didn't give him the snacks he wanted.

Thirty-five, this day is really. . . I was busy cooking and washing dishes in the kitchen. When my wife came home, she lay on the sofa and asked me to find snacks to deliver. Shit, it feels good. Nobody bothers me to play in the kitchen.

I want to eat snacks when I am in a good mood, and I want to eat snacks when I am in a bad mood. Therefore, I am destined to be a fat girl.

I still like you very much, even if I eat snacks with you, I will choose you.

1, I still like you very much, like the inverse function axis, out of reach.

2. I still like that you like chasing the wind alone.

I still like you very much, like autumn leaves and withered vines, which will never last long.

4. I still like you very much. I like to wake up suddenly in a late-night dream and feel sad alone.

I still like you like spring grass burning green ridge, no doubt.

6. I still like you very much, and I like the morning light shining all over the sky.

7. "I still like you very much, like the smoke rising from the kitchen stove, the pear frying in the snow and the rain."

I still like you very much. Like the rising sun, full of vigor and vitality.

9. I still like you like spring grass burning green ridges, no doubt.

10, I still like you, like inverse function and coordinate axis, don't meet each other.

1 1, I still like you very much, like the afterglow before sunset, and I can't bear to leave.

12, I still like you very much. Even if I have snacks with you, I will choose you.

13, I still like you very much, and the love poem I sent you yesterday is not satisfactory.

14, I still like you to travel like a star for hundreds of millions of years without complaint.

15, I still like you very much, like the yellowed bridge in the old story, half deaf and half dumb, with no voice.

16, I still like you standing alone like an old gate waiting for an old friend for many years.

17, I still like you like a flower buried in the dust.

18, I still like you very much, and I like your mother hitting you unreasonably.

19, I still like you very much, like the yellow bridge in the old story, half deaf and half dumb.

20. I still like your innocence in the depths of the sand sea. It hurts to carve a knife mark.