I beg you for the cross talk script performed by the two girls at the Hohai University Orientation Party.

Opening remarks: Hello everyone, let's talk about a short cross talk today

"Start" A: This person can't live without talking

B; No Those who can talk are dumb

A: Tell the truth, lie, tell lies, and talk in their sleep when dreaming

B: Do you think about things day by day and dream about things at night?

A: Hey, I noticed that there is something special about your speech

B: What is the characteristic of my speech

A: You just talk nonsense

B: Why am I just talking nonsense

A: I don’t believe it

B: That is

A: Well let’s try it

B: Try it for a long time

A: A good start

B: Today I will tell you a short cross talk

A: Everyone knows this< /p>

B: Crosstalk pays attention to speaking, learning and singing

A: The one who pays attention to frying and frying is a chef

B: Crosstalk is a language art

A: If it were a costume art, your figure would still allow you to be on stage

B: Crosstalk requires two people to speak

A: What one person said is stand-up comedy< /p>

B: I... I can’t say this. Pull me and I’ll say something. You can’t support me. What else can I say?

A: Haha, logically speaking, everything you just said is correct. It’s nonsense

B: Ah

A: This is on the stage. In life, there is more nonsense. For example, I met you in the morning and you got up

B: Well, I’m up

A: Walking here and there

B: Ah

A: These are all nonsense

B; This is all nonsense

A: Let’s talk about it later, you’re up

B: Can I meet you in bed if I don’t get up

A: You are walking here and there

B: If I am not walking here, I am walking on the roof, then I am not a cat

A: Look at these, aren’t they? Is this nonsense?

B: Oh, it’s true

A: For example, I called my classmates and called me at home to ask what I was catching up on. I said watching TV< /p>

B: Yes

A: Where are you? I said you are at home

B: Isn’t this nonsense? Can you call home without being at home?

A: This is all nonsense, but sometimes it’s better not to talk nonsense

B: When is it?

A: Bring Li San with you during the trial Come up and sit down, name your name

B: Didn’t you just call my name

A: Be serious about Li San’s name

B: My name is Li San

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A: Gender

B; You don’t have to ask if it’s a man

A: Do you know where this place is?

B: Yes The public security organs must wear handcuffs when they come in. There is no such rule in other places

A: Do you know why we called you here? We will not call you here for no reason

B: If you call me here for no reason, I won’t do it

A: You know our policy

B: If you know that you will be strict if you resist, you will be lenient if you confess

A: Well, I can only be lenient if I confess to you. If you resist, we will be strict with you

B: Well, saying it is too good is the same as not saying anything

A : Well, then go down now and come back if I have something to call you

B; Do I dare not to come?

A: Look at how many useless things are there.

That’s right

B: Yes

A: Let’s talk nonsense now

B: It’s true

A: Still For example, if two people want to break up, the man has asked the woman out. I have called you here today mainly to talk about our affairs

B: If you are negotiating the contract, you will go to a foreign businessman instead of me

< p>A: I don’t think we are very... very different

B: Not very well

A: Hey, I can’t explain my dirty deeds. I don’t think I need to explain it clearly anymore

B: You didn’t say it

A: Yes

B: Then I don’t have to listen either< /p>

A: Then there is no need for us to go on verbosely

B: There is no point in talking about it any more

A: I believe that after we break up You will definitely find your ideal partner

B: I believe you will not be a bachelor for the rest of your life

A: We can’t hang ourselves from a tree

B: Even that little tree can’t help the two of us

A: As the saying goes, a house bird will starve to death until God returns.

B: I also believe that you, a blind cat, will be able to Encountered a dead rat

A: In this case, let’s end it here

B: Me and you too A: A: Farewell

A: Wait My mood is extremely complicated at this time and I still have a lot to say to you

B: I also want to have sex with you. Thank you